Summary: What happens when Neville, Draco, Hermione and Harry are gods? Well mainly a lot of drama and a LOT of bullshit. But hey they are gods after all. Hermione is Athena (very logical since she is the BRIGHTEST WITCH OF THEIR AGE), Neville is Thanatos, (I know he should be like a male version of Demeter but he is OOC so, yeah he can be Thanatos if I want him to it is my story anyways), Draco is Ares (he is a bully and sort of looking forwards to a fight so he has very Ares like qualities), and Harry is Zeus (just for the shit of it). Basically they were fighting again because apparently now they care a whole bunch for all their kids and Thanatos had a job to do being Death himself, Hera got mad and took action and the rest is the story. ENJOY!

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DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING. JUST CERTAIN CHARACTERS.

FIXED AND CLEAN ENJOY THE NEW AND IMPPROVED HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF GREEK GODS AND WIZARDRY

Harry/Zeus P.O.V

I woke up at 6:00 am. Aunt Petunia woke me "WAKE UP BOY YOU LEAVE TODAY AND YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO KEEP THOSE FREAKS WAITIN AND WE WOULDN'T WANT YOU A SECOND LONGER!" she said. "Ok." I said.

I took a shower and got out at 6:05. Then I started to make breakfast. Aunt Petunia set the table. "Aunt Petunia... can I say something to you?" I said while mixing the eggs. She looked taken aback but quickly put up the "I'm a bitch" mask and said well more like yelled, "Talk away boy!"

"Well, Aunt Petunia... I know you hate me. I'm not stupid. And I know the reason is because of what I am. Not a wizard but the BANE OF LILY POTTER. And I'm sorry for what I did. Even though I was just a baby. Which honestly what would a 1 year old do to so badly to a man? I know I took away your sister, just for my mere existence. But it wasn't me who said I should be born at that time. I wish it was my decision so mum wouldn't have died. And I'm sorry for that." I said apologetically.

I paused to see her she had tears forming and her face was paling, she was also shaking slightly. I saw she was about to speak and decided to continue by now I was chopping up some vegetables to put in the eggs. "Also, I'm sorry for trying to be part of your family. It was a complete and utter waste of time. When clearly, you didn't want me... sorry for wasting your time. Sorry for everything I have ever done. Sorry for just showing up at your front step when you guys were clearly happy without me. And I am especially sorry for my mother's death."

I paused for a moment and said "And I guess this one is for me, sorry that I ever wished I could get present from any of you or a hug and a kiss goodnight. And wasting my own time making up fantasies that one day one of you will say I love you, but all in all trying to be part of the family." I finished, bringing the eggs, and vegetables to the sizzling pan.

The answer I got was unexpected. She came to me and hugged me. She finally let the tears flow freely and started to sob in my shoulder. And said "Oh Harry I'm sorry. I know it wasn't your fault that my sister is dead, it was that man's fault for going, pointlessly, after a 1 year old and having to kill my sister in the process. And I never hated you or what you are, I disliked you because every day you brought up all the things I did badly to Lily and her kind. I'm the one that should be apologizing, sorry. Sorry for being a bitch too you. Sorry for putting you in that cupboard. Sorry for hitting you. Sorry for treating you like a slave. Sorry for everything Harry." She stopped and looked into my eyes. She smiled "You have your mother's eyes"

"Now stop cooking and sit breakfast will be up in a minute and then I will take you to get suitable cloths and take you to the platform." I was shocked but complied anyways and sat.

After breakfast at 7:30 Vernon said "COME ON BOY WE DON'T WANT YOU HERE A SECOND LONGER!" I didn't move. "COME ON BOY! MOVE IT!" I didn't move. He moved to use brute force but Aunt Petunia moved in front of him covering me. "I will take him Vernon. Go to work." she said. "WHAT!?" he screamed. "I said..." "I know what you said I want to know why?" he said angrily. She looked mad like mega mad the way you would see a volcano before it erupts. "THAT'S IT!" she yelled as if something inside her snapped into position and she saw the world for the first time"

"I AM SICK AND TIERD OF YOU, AND THE FUCKING WAY YOU TREAT THE BOY! IT'S NOT HIS FAULT HE IS LIKE THAT HE DIDN'T MAKE THAT DESCION! YOU KNOW WHAT?! I LOST THE LOVE I HAD FOR YOU! I WANT DIVORCE."

O.o shite. Burn... "WHAT!?" "YOU HEARD ME YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE DUDLEY GO PACK YOUR THINGS HARRY DEAR WOULD YOU BE KIND ENOUGH TO PACK MY THINGS WE ARE LEAVING!" We both nodded our heads and left them to continue their argument.

At 10:00 we arrived at the station. Aunt Petunia had bought me some clothes and sneakers (that actually fit) and brought me to the station. She grabbed me a cart for my trunk and Hedwig, the owl Hagrid gave me. And accompanied me as fa as to platforms 9 and 10.

"This is where we part Harry." She said sadly. Since her outburst this morning she had been trying to bond with me. She actually did but I didn't let her any more than just her being an Aunt. Probably in the future I would be able to call her a mom. Dudley and I are a different case.

When we were at the mall we passed the comic store and saw that there was a new issue of Excalibur a comic I became rather fond of. I would sneak out of the house and go to the nearest book/ comic store and read the comics along with other comics such as Spiderman and some books such as Lord of the Rings and The Chronicles of Narnia and other books, the owners didn't mind that I just read rather than buy. We actually became friends and I ended up getting a small non-official job and even got paid. Anyways when Dudley and I both sort of fan boyed over Excalibur and we instantly became best friends.

"Now remember, run straight through the wall between platforms 9 and 10." She said pointing where I needed to go. She paused for a minute and stared at something more like someone. I looked in her line of direction and saw this man wearing an all-black suit with greasy black hair and a pointed sort of hooked nose. He sort of reminded me of the British actor Alan Rickman or so. Just that he had black hair. She regained her composure and said mock sternly. "Now Mr. Potter, I expect a letter once a month, good grades, and you back for Christmas OK?"

I nodded. "OK. Goodbye Aunt Petunia, Dudley" she knelt down to hug me and kiss me on the cheek. And off I was. I was behind this family of red heads something said I should hide and I did. They were screaming about muggles and wizards and platform 9 3/4 and Hogwarts and hey bitch you want to expose the wizarding world just wear a shirt with big bold lettering that says 'WE ARE WIZARDS'. I saw this black greasy haired hooked nosed man, I realized it was the same man Aunt Petunia was staring at.

I thought he might be a wizard but I decided against it because he seemed to be a person my aunt knows so he must be a muggle. So I kept hid but sadly he seemed to notice me and seemed to flinch to come to me but hesitated. So the red heads kept walking around and by 10:10 they were tired and went up to stand in front of the entrance. They called the man but before he went to them he looked at me straight in the eye and (I think he send me a mind message is that even possible I'll search at Hogwarts) said 'be wary of the Weasley's My Lord they are evil' and took his advice I did.

Snape P.O.V

I felt someone staring at me and I turned around and saw Petunia Dursley nee Evans. Lily's older sister. She had two children with her, Donald or so and Harry/Zeus. She stared at me and I stared back. She broke contact first and started speaking to Harry.

I looked at the hiding boy, Zeus. He was hiding from the Weasley's. I was about to go to him when I saw Molly Weasley come up to the entrance and call me to her. I looked at Zeus straight in the eye and I sent him a mind message 'be wary of the Wesley's My Lord they are evil'.

Ok recap. I work in Olympus as do the Malfoys, Grangers and Augusta Longbottom. And by the Wesley's are evil I mean they as is Dumbledore are Titans. They must have found out about what happened in Olympus and Hera and the gods for them to suddenly appear at the wizarding world.

Thankfully they think the Malfoys, Augusta Longbottom, and I are normal wizards thank goodness for the mist. Or we would have been dead fucking shit they would have been dead. Anyways Molly Weasley called me over to her family. I went over with a sour foul look on my face and felt that at any moment I could pull my sword out and kill them but I won't because I got a mission to accomplish.

"WHAT?" I spat at them. Molly replied in a sugary sweet voice that, if you didn't know what I know, said she is a lovely motherly woman, "Why Severus you don't need to spit at anyone with such venom or I could go to Dumbledore and have him punish you." Ugh must she be such a bitch. From the corner of my eye I saw the twins struggling not to pull out their weapons. I glared a cold hard venomous glare. She kept on talking "Has Potter arrived yet?" "No." I said blocking my mind the strongest I could manage. And stared at her eyes. Knowing fully well she couldn't bite through she broke contact.

"It's 30 minutes before the train leave I suggest you enter." She huffed and led her children through the platform. Not before I could catch a glimpse of the twins giving me the code. Oh yeah I forgot, the Weasley twins work as spies for Olympus and we made them swear by river Styx that they wouldn't say a word to the titans. And they disappeared. I went to Lord Zeus and helped him up.

Harry P.O.V

The man helped me. I decided not to mention a thing of the message. "Thanks. How do I get to the platform?" I asked the man. "Walk straight to the wall." he said. "Thanks Mister...?" "Snape. Professor Snape. I'll be your potions professor." He said quite proudly of himself. "Yeah see you professor Snape." I said awkwardly. And left. Then as if the wall was smoke I arrived at the platform.

I saw this huge red train that said Hogwarts Express. I avoided the red heads just like the Professor said. I gave my trunk in and went to look for a compartment. I found one with a lonely boy in and knocked "Hey my name is Harry Potter may I sit here?" "Neville Longbottom and sure." He said with a... relieved? Smile.

Thanatos P.O.V

Finally! I thought he would never appear. Dear Olympus I thought I would have to find him later on. Thanks to my "I'm lonely and I want a friend" Façade he came to me. We didn't make lots of conversation I mean hello he arrived 1 minute ago.

Then finally Athena arrived. "Hi Neville. May I sit here?" she asked hopeful. "Sure." I said to her relief. "Thanks" she said happily. Ok the fact that she knows who I am is answered quickly. I helped her get through to the platform. "Hi. I'm Hermione Granger and you are?" Hermione said to Harry sticking her arm out to shake. He gripped her hand and was about to introduce himself when he was interrupted. And by non-other than the Weasley Titan bitch as he walked through. "Hi place full sit taken, no? Thanks" he said as he sat down.

"Actually don't get comfortable Weasley, this sit is taken by everyone but you" I said. Harry looked pretend shock but I could see the look that totally represented Zeus. The look of 'get the bitch out'. "Aww... I thought we were friends Longbottom." He said. "Aww... guess you thought wrong now move your fucking ass before I shove it out with a hex." Said a male voice I knew all too well... Ares. Finally! Now we are complete. "Nobody invited you in Malfunction." he said. "Well hey guess what Neville is MY friend not yours. Now shove off before I hex you out." said Ares. "Jeez, calm down your dark mark you junior death eater I'm leaving this dump." Titan said.

Ares must have been mad because he hexed him with an undetectable to the subject hex. "How the hell do they make people as fucking stupid as that? Hey Neville how was your summer? Oh where are my manners? My name is Draco Malfoy. And you both are?" "Harry Potter" "Hermione Granger." "Well nice to meet ya." And we spent the whole train ride talking, laughing becoming best friends.

"Neville may..." one said "We speak..." said the other "To you?" they both said. Oh Boy. The twins hurray. *Please do note sarcasm* I looked at them and they were smiling. Smiling? Hmm… that's never good. I looked at them and said "Sure. Guys this is Fred and George the brothers of the red head here earlier but don't worry they aren't like him." I said and walked out.

They took me to the food cart and we ordered some hot chocolate and a couple of pastries. "Speak in Greek." I said. "So you got them all together in one compartment, impressive. Got to say I must give you more credit, Thanatos." said George. "Yeah impressive. But exactly how did you manage that? "Asked Fred. "Well it was easy to manipulate actually. Zeus I just pretended to be lonely and used the mist to guide him to me. Plus Snape said he should stay away from the Wesley's and in a desperate attempt to get away from Weasley he saw me lonely and asked if he could sit with me. Now Athena, it was just a coincidence that we arrived at the station at the same time. She saw my owl and thought I could be a wizard and asked me for help. So she found me and sat with me since she already knew me. And Ares he sat with me because we are friends." I responded.

I saw their eyes widen at the thought of me and Ares friends. And I said "Trust me I thought the same thing Ares and I friends? But apparently Hera wanted to annoy Ares and gave him the memory of him being my al time friend. I just hope the world is prepared for the war that is going to happen once he learns we were or are friends." They seemed to understand. "Well then you did well for a death breath." said Fred and George snickered.

I rolled my eyes. "Please do note that even in my child state I still have my powers and can kill you both." Their eyes widened and I internally smirked. "Sorry Sire." they chorused. "Now why did you call me?" I asked annoyed. "Well for..." Started Fred "...Status reports" Finished George. They remind me of the Stoll brothers finishing each other's sentences.

I straightened "Ok continue please." I said. "Well Dumblefuck, do you like the name? Fred invented it, anyways he said that Zeus and Athena will go to Gryffindor and the Weasleys, that's Percy, Ron, and us, should manipulate Lord Zeus and Lady Athena into thinking that they are a strong loving family. He said that Ron should become their best mate and trash talk Slytherin especially Ares. And so anyways once they have them believing that they are a loving family they will put them under their control. Once they are in the control of the Weasleys they are going to kill them. And they will leave Lord Ares untouched because he will die in the wizarding war. Oh and they are teaming up with Voldemort and obviously they will not say shit about what they are and that they think Voldemort is below them and all. Who knew Titans respect the rule to not tell a mortal that we exist" Explained George.

"Ok. Yes I like the name and what about Weaselbitch for them and when will they do that, kill them I mean. And how are they teaming up with Voldemort?" I said quite shocked of what they said to me. Fred continued "Thanks and I like that one Weaselbitch. Well they will attack in a few stages first one is this year they will manipulate them. The second one they will say shit and shit and shit and get Zeus and Athena under their thumb the third one would be forming war and then in the war kill them. They will do something in your 4th year… a Tri-wizard tournament I think it's called. Whatever the fuck you, must know about it loads people have died there. They will kill Athena there. There is this task that some merpeople will take her to the bottom of the lake by making her one of the champion's solely missed thing which is where a champion will have to dive to bottom of the lake to rescue the thing or better yet person, in the second task where 4 people will be tied to the bottom and the champion, Viktor Krum who will have Hermione as his solely missed thing, won't get to her in time thus killing her. Zeus they will kill by helping Voldemort and have him kill Zeus in the wizard war. And Ares he will die in the Wizard War too. Teaming up with Voldemort they will have the Weaslbitches realize that being blood traitors was a mistake and will believe in blood purity and all that shit and beg Voldyworts, George invented it, for the mark. To become his Death Eaters." Fred finished.

"Ha Voldyworts! Death Eaters? I'm 100% I don't taste good. And why the hell would they want to eat me. And anything else?" I asked. "Honestly, I don't know why they want to eat you but hey whatever rocks their boat." Said George and I understood what he meant by eat me and rock their boat. I blushed crimson red. They started laughing and eventually they said "Nope" How very embarrassing. "Well gentleman thanks for the information and the work here is done." I said switching back to English.

When I returned Athena was asleep on Ares lap, he was reading a book and Zeus was looking out the window. "Hey what took so long?" asked Zeus. "Well Harry first they were apologizing for their younger brother then they took me to test one of their newest pranking stuff and we were catching up on a couple of things." I said with the first excuse that came to mind. He seemed convinced and kept on looking out the window. I sat down next to him. "So little Miss Athena is asleep." Shite. I didn't mean to say that.

"Athena? Why did you call Hermione Athena?" asked Ares. "Well because for a muggle born she knows way to much about the wizarding world and when you look at her she has this know it all look in her eyes so basically Athena because she was the Greek goddess of wisdom. So basically she is wise and smart." Sigh good catch up.

"Who is?" asked Athena while yawning. "You are." I said. "Already talking about me behind my back how shameful." she said teasingly shaking her head and trying not to smile. Then we started talking again and having fun. Well that was a good catch up.