Summary: What happens when Neville, Draco, Hermione and Harry are gods? Well mainly a lot of drama and a LOT of bullshit. But hey they are gods after all. Hermione is Athena (very logical since she is the BRIGHTEST WITCH OF THEIR AGE), Neville is Thanatos, (I know he should be like a male version of Demeter but he is OOC so, yeah he can be Thanatos if I want him to it is my story anyways), Draco is Ares (he is a bully and sort of looking forwards to a fight so he has very Ares like qualities), and Harry is Zeus (just for the shit of it). Basically they were fighting again because apparently now they care a whole bunch for all their kids and Thanatos had a job to do being Death himself, Hera got mad and took action and the rest is the story. ENJOY!
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DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING. JUST CERTAIN CHARACTERS.
FIXED AND CLEAN ENJOY THE NEW AND IMPPROVED HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF GREEK GODS AND WIZARDRY
Draco/Ares P.O.V
We arrived at Hogsmead Station and Hermione, Harry, Neville and I got off. It was weird the Weasley twins called upon Neville and not even blow up the train by pulling pranks but if they were pulling pranks they would include me. Neville and I meet at a family reunion of the blacks which the Weasley's went to because their mother is the cousin of my mother which is originally a Black. So, Neville was also there because he is my mother's godson which includes him in all things Black. So he and I meet the Weasley twins there and became quite close with them actually including a couple of meetings here and there and some exchanged letters. But anyways back to my point. Neville and the twins were taking too long and it surprised me the train arrived in one piece
When they took him they had a look like they were going to talk of something super top secret and kind of seemed scared of him. Strange behavior for them since they can't be serious even if their life depended on it. And why would they be afraid of Neville? I mean I don't think they have seen his scary side yet… well if they did Nev would have told me. But oh well when you are friends with Neville and actually dig enough to reach rock bottom like I have for 11 years you get pretty scared of him.
By the time he arrived Maya; Harry and I decided to call her that because Hermione is too long and complex; was asleep in my lap. It was kind of cute. She looked like a sleeping angel. So peaceful. So beautiful. Whoa Draco what the hell! You just met her like 8 hours ago and you are already starting to like her in that way! What the fuck is wrong with you?! He was gone for 3 hours. We were already 1 hour into the ride and he left for 3 hours. Damn.
When we arrived I finally took up the courage to ask what house they wanted to be in and they took their time to reply. Maya was the first to speak "I originally thought of Ravenclaw but I don't know I am leaning towards Slythering too so I don't know whatever house I get put into will do I guess" I nodded at this. I hoped she was in Slytherin with me.
Then Harry spoke up "Definitely Slytherin" and Neville "Either Slytherin or Gryffindor but Weasley will most likely be in Gryffindor so maybe Slytherin." I nodded.
"What about you Draco?" Asked Maya (A/N: Sorry this will be a Dramione) "Well I am expected to be in Slytherin since my parents and everyone before them, to say my ancestors were all in Slytherin, but if you guys are there then I guess it would be fun." I said with a smile.
When we got to the lake we took up a boat for ourselves. And it was sort of a wet bumpy ride. Almost like the water didn't want someone or something there. We arrived at the grand double doors were a strict looking woman stood. She had black thinning greying hair in a tight knot at the back of her head. She wore emerald green robes and a green pointed hat. She looked like how a muggle would portray a witch. She exchanged a few words with Hadgrit, I think was his name, and moved us to a waiting room where in just a couple of minutes a few ghosts flew in. It was cool yet creepy.
NEVILLE/THANATOS P.O.V.
When the ghosts flew in I was happy as fuck. They were talking amongst themselves. Well more like arguing. They didn't seem to notice us. Yet. And so, then I decided to step forward and say hi. When I went up to them boy, did they looked scared. As to not blow my cover I spoke to them in Greek "Is there a reason to be fighting? And at the beginning of a new school year?" I asked them smirking at the fact that they think I'm going to take them away for not being in the underworld. "Well... Well my Lord you see that um some of us want to give the poltergeist a chance and they say no" answered Baron pointing to himself, the grey lady, and the fat fryer and then at Nicholas and another couple ghosts. "Give him the chance but let him know that if he disrupts the feast he will get punished by yours truly" I said. "Yes My Lord. We will." Answered Nicholas.
I used the mist to obliviate that part of the others. And then McGonagall appeared and led us through to the great hall. I moved back with my friends. And the others walked awestruck and nervously but in my case confidently not a sign of awe in my face or eyes, I mean it was pretty but it didn't compare to Olympus (original and New York) nor the underworld realm.
McGonagall pulled a raggedy old patched hat and a stool and said we were going to get sorted by the hat. Then it open a small brim in its face and started singing. Now that is cool.
HAT P.O.V.
I sang my song and waited to start sorting the new arrivals.
After a while McGonagall finally got to the person I wanted the most. "Longbottom, Neville" she said. She put me on his head. "Ahh My Lord finally we meet!" I said cheerfully. "Indeed Godric, indeed." He replied. "Well where do you want to be?" I asked. "Well certainly Ares will be in Slytherin since he is a cunning bastard, and Athena in Ravenclaw cause she is some smart bitch but I think that this Athena will want to be put in Slytherin since her friends are there, Zeus in Gryffindor but obviously he will want Slytherin since Ares and Athena are there so please put me in Slytherin oh and before you announce your choice no matter what keep that Weaslebitch out of Slytherin no matter what he does" He said. "Certainly My Lord" 'Slytherin!' I shouted.
"Malfoy, Draco" she said. And slipped me on Ares' head I was tempted to shout immediately slytherin but I thought against it. "Ahh Lord A... Malfoy" I said catching my slip off. "Good evening... Err... Sir?" He said. "Please call me hat." I could feel his confusion and hesitation but he eventually said "Ok..." I decided to continue with the sorting. "Where will it be young Malfoy?" I asked already knowing the answer. "Well Slytherin of course with my best friend." He said with great bravery. "Very well, it shall be Slytherin!" I shouted the last part.
"Granger, Hermione" she said. "Ahh smart and wise like old Ravenclaw but I sense you don't want Ravenclaw anymore why is that?" I said. "Well uh... Hat all my friends are in Slytherin and I don't want to be alone in a place I know for sure I won't get friends." She answered sadly. "Well you can choose Slytherin or Ravenclaw what will it be?" I asked. "Slytherin" she answered quickly. 'Very well then but know you would have done great in Ravenclaw. Slytherin' I said shouting the last part.
"Potter, Harry." "Ahh young Lord Potter..." "Cut it short. Slytherin." He said rapidly. "Ok..." 'Slytherin' I said. Well that was short. When he gains his memory he is going to kill me for putting him there when clearly Zeus would want to be in Gryffindor just for his courage.
It all continued until the last one. "Weasley, Ronald". "It's Ron ya old cat" he said. "Minus 50 points for being disrespectful from your new house!" She said and slipped me into his head. "Come on stupid put me on Slytherin" I didn't respond. "Hufflepuff" I yelled. They all booed. And I was pulled away not before hearing Dumbledore yell.
DUMBLEDORE P.O.V
"WHAT!" I yelled. "No, no, no, no, most certainly not. This boy will be in Slytherin and that is final. Forget what a fucking hat says he will not be Hufflepuff. And minus 100 points to Hufflepuff for being disrespectful. My word is final." I said outraged that the hat put him away from the gods when I clearly told him a plan formed out. If he is away from them it will be hard to kill them. I saw Thanatos from the corner of my eye smirk at me and said "YOU! YOU FUCKING CHILD! HOW DARE YOU TELL THE HAT PUT PEOPLE WHERE YOU WANT THEM TO BE! IT'S NOT YOUR CHOICE TO MAKE! IT'S MY COICE! MINE! AVADA KEDA..." I would have finished had I not been petrified.
SEVERUS P.O.V
"PETRIFCUS TOTALUS" I yelled. Thank the gods I reacted fast enough or I would have to explain why we have a dead God of Death. "Someone call the DMLE and the Minister! Now!" McGonagall moved to call them. I stepped up to the podium and took charge. "Weasley to Hufflepuff." I said "What! You heard old man I'm in Slytherin." He said starting to move to the table of green and snakes. "NO YOU ARE FUCKING NOT THAT MAN WHO SAID YOU BELONGED IN SLYTHERINWAS FUCKING WRONG CAUSE APPARENTLY A HAT SAID YOU BELONG THERE! NOW IF I WERE YOU I WOULD MOVE MY ASS TO HUFFLEPUFF YOU FUCKING HOE! BECAUSE HE GUESS WHAT! THIS MAN TRIED TO KILL A CHILD! NOW FUCKING GO TO HUFFLEPUFF YOU CUNT! NOW! DETENTION WITH ME EVRER FRIDAY UNTIL SCHOOL IS OVER!" I yelled and he scrambled to his House. "Now... Err... Welcome new and old students the forest that surrounds the grounds of Hogwarts is out of bounds to all and every student, no walking about after hours, the third floor corridor in the right hand side is out of bounds, quidditch is from 2nd years and above no exceptions and go to your houses and order whatever you want you will have dinner over there and Sorry for what you've had experienced tonight classes start on Monday at 8:00 am. Good night" I said and they scrambled.
"Longbottom please stay behind so you can give the aurors a testimony proving that he tried to kill you." He nodded. When everybody left I said to Flitwick "Flitwick may you take Dumbledore out to his office where he will wait for the ministry workers to arrive? Please and thank you" he nodded and he and Dumbledore left. "This certainly isn't testimony charge, now is it Severus?" He asked. "Yes and no My Lord." He nodded as if to signal for me to continue. "This was close, my lord, and it wasn't even your first night. I guess that's what desperation does to one when they want to prove themselves and \the Weasley's to Chrono's loyalty" I said. He seemed to understand. "I know. Thank Hera you were there. Thank you by the way. Guess he is really desperate. Too bad that to be a god you have to be 21 or more to get your powers and immortality but don't tell the twins I said that. I helped Time Kronos to find a way to leave us with our immortality and powers so we can protect ourselves but he said that can't be done because then they would be able to learn of their true identities. I even suggested the Achilles' curse but no break there it would be too noticeable for 4 kids to not be able to hurt themselves. It would be too noticeable." He said. And I agreed with him. "Yup. Hey if these wizards want to get rid of Voldemort why don't they use Felix Felicis and go kill him or use a time-turner and go back in time to kill the young version of him?" I asked. "Well because they are dumb. And don't mention Voldemort he gives me a lot of paper work he has 6 horcruxes Severus SIX! And besides I haven't had a break from killing people and animals in millennia they can do whatever they want as long as they get me my break." He said chuckling a bit. "Yup... So testimony..." I said interrupted as if on cue a couple aurors and the head of DMLE appeared.
"Is this the boy who Dumbledore tried to kill?" Asked Madam Bones the head of the DMLE. "Yes... Accused him of something he didn't do. Altering the sorting." I answered. "Oh my... Come on let's get your testimony ready." She told Thanatos. "Oh and Severus thank you for acting fast if not he would have been dead and Dumbledore will go to Azkaban for attempted murder and even though I am in no position to I declare Minerva Headmistress." She said and left.