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Lord Voldemort was very upset that his World of Warcraft related plans were ruined, so he spent most of his time locked up in his room. Nobody really knew what he was doing. But he didn't have very many visitors so that was expected.
While preforming his mysterious task, Voldemort heard a knock on his door.
"Come in," he sighed. Inside came a proud looking Death Eater. "What?"
"I got what you wanted, milord," he said boastfully.
Confused, Voldemort questioned him.
The Death Eater produced a plate, that had Nagini's head on it. "My soul," thought Voldemort, "He killed it! How DARE HE?"
Seeing his master was enraged, the Death Eater explained, "You said you wanted a snake's head on a plate. So that's what I brought you!"
"What did I tell you about getting your hearing checked? I said 'Snape's head on a plate!!!' That's twice you failed to follow direct orders."