Summary: What happens when Neville, Draco, Hermione and Harry are gods? Well mainly a lot of drama and a LOT of bullshit. But hey they are gods after all. Hermione is Athena (very logical since she is the BRIGHTEST WITCH OF THEIR AGE), Neville is Thanatos, (I know he should be like a male version of Demeter but he is OOC so, yeah he can be Thanatos if I want him to it is my story anyways), Draco is Ares (he is a bully and sort of looking forwards to a fight so he has very Ares like qualities), and Harry is Zeus (just for the shit of it). Basically they were fighting again because apparently now they care a whole bunch for all their kids and Thanatos had a job to do being Death himself, Hera got mad and took action and the rest is the story. ENJOY!

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DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING. JUST CERTAIN CHARACTERS.

FIXED AND CLEAN ENJOY THE NEW AND IMPPROVED HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF GREEK GODS AND WIZARDRY

Dumbledore P.O.V

I can't believe what I just did. You have to keep your cool Albus, if not, you won't be able to kill the gods, let alone gain their trust, so you could kill them.
Oh, Chronos I wish that you could help me wi...no stop you have to do this on your own or you won't be able to go back to have Chronos trust or be able to get to his inner circle again and you need that. I need to erase this from the pupil's memories of last night's events but first I need Filius to pit me down. I shift my eyes towards him and plead him, telepathically, to put me down and unstupefy me.

He walks into my office and puts me down on the floor and starts speaking. "I can't believe what you have done, Dumbledore" ha started "This isn't like you to create such a mess at hand. I mean you usually keep your temper but today? What the ruddy hell was that?! Was it some kind of display to prove to Chronos that you and the Weasley's don't deserv back your position. I should tell him, though. About this display of you. He put me here so I could keep this at bay and see that it becomes a successful riot. And also that you nor the Weasley's don't betray us. Now you've certainly lost the Chronos trust." He paused to unstupefy me and continued. "What would the lord say if I told him this precious information? Lucky for you I won't but you better keep it down or I will tell him about it and he will punish you." He finished.

I was about to speak but he beat me to it. "Now that I've released you, you have to fix this mess you've created for yourself. Erase everyone's memories and next time don't let me catch you or hear about it or know about it or it will be Chrono's taking drastic measures." I stood up and bowed and spoke "Thank you master, for this one opportunity. It won't happen again Master. I'm sorry Master." I said. Damn I even took pity on myself.

He left my office so I could work. I used up the mist and put on a complete show. I put in a limax attack, which is a wizard world/ greek world monster. It is supposedly extinct but hey, makes perfect sense and then I stepped up and killed it. After I killed it, I said my start of term speech and the warnings and sent everyone to their dorms where they would have dinner and told Severus to call DMLE. Now I have to wait till tomorrow to see my results.

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I told an elf to get Ronald Weasley from Hufflepuff dorm. And waited a couple of minutes. "What!" Said the somewhat irritated voice of one Ronald Weasley, well guess that he is mad I interrupted his dinner. "Calm down Mister Weasley. No need to snap at me." I said calmly. "CALM DOWN!" he yelled. "Calm Down?! How do you expect me to calm down?! This fucking plan of yours didn't work! Because hey guess what THEY went to the house they weren't supposed to go! My mother will hear about this! And she will tell Chronos!" he all but foamed at the mouth. "Silencio!" I yelled the silencing spell and he couldn't speak anymore. "No she won't because I'm going to use the mist to change everything. Zeus and Athena, will go to Gryffindor with you, Ares will stay at Slytherin and to make Thanatos suffer I'm putting him in Gryffindor. No friends, and everyone will think him a mistake Gryffindor should be squib. And to make some more drama, Ares will bully him" I said smirking. He was smirking so hard I was surprised his face hasn't cracked yet. "Ok" he said. "This will be fucking fun." With that I started working with more memory changing. After I was done I sent Ron to Gryffindor. It was already 12 so everyone was asleep. I had Athena's Zeus' and Thanatos' sleeping arrangements.

I walk into the Great Hall for breakfast. Everyone except a few people looked scared and when I walked in they applauded me as a sign of thank you. I looked straight at Thanatos he was sat at the end of Gryffindor table, he looked between a mix of rage confusion and murder. He looked back at me and sent me a mind message. "I hope I can make you die soon because I will make your time in Tartarus hell" I was so amused I had to reply, sarcastically "OH, no I'm so scared. Please don't do this to me. I beg you." And then he smirked at me and said "You are right I shouldn't do that to you. I should put you in sell with Chrono's so you can give him a blow job who knows maybe a hand job and you can masturbate together well to make it shorter have sex with him basically." And the connection broke. I am so angry I could just kill him.

Thanatos/Neville P.O.V

"So you are Neville Longbottom I presume?" Said Amelia after I was wisked away by her. "Yes I am" I said. "Can you tell me what happened Mr. Longbottom?" She asked. "Sure. Well I got sorted into Slytherin and coincidentally my new friends to. So by the time Ronald Weasley got sorted he got sorted into Hufflepuff I saw Dumbledore sorry Professor Dumbledore whisper something to someone or maybe even himself, but I think it was Professor Flitwick and he looked annoyed and he yelled saying something how my two friends, Harry Potter and Hermione Granger, should have gone to Gryffindor with Weasley and then told Weasley to go sit down at Slytherin table and Professor McGonagall said he shouldn't mess with the sorting and sent him to Hufflepuff and then looked at me and accused me of messing with the sorting how I did something to the sorting hat and then tried to kill me." I finished. She looked outraged. "Well if Severus hadn't acted out fast we would probably be taking you out in a body bag" she said. "Wow how straight forward." I said in an attempt of humor as she looked sad. I checked her mind and saw that she was sad about the fact that she had to almost take away an 11 year old out in a body bag. She laughed a little and escorted me to my common room.

After speaking with Snape and Amelia Bones, I went back to the Slytherin common room where everyone was having dinner. I sat down next to Zeus and across from Ares and Athena. "What happened?" Asked Athena. "Well Maya I talked to Professor Snape and I was told to testify against him and then Miss Amelia Bones escorted me here." I answered.

"Damn! I heard stories from my dad that, that old dildo was crazy, but not this crazy." Stated Ares. Athena slapped him in the back of his head. "Ouch!" He yelled. "What was that for" he asked. "I don't like curse words" she stated simply. "You guys just met today and yet you act like an old married couple." Said Zeus. Wow that got them to stop. "Wow that most have hit a sore spot" I stated to Zeus. We continued eating and we were eventually sent to bed.

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I woke up very early in the morning. My watch read 4:00 AM. I blinked my sleep away and looked around and I instantly knew this wasn't my room. I caught up some hell fire in my hand and saw red and gold everywhere. I recognized it as the Gryffindor dorm room. Next to me was Weasley and next to him Zeus. Something weird is going on. I got out of bed and went to the third year dorm in search of the twins.

I got in and woke them up, with a little of hell fire to their ass. "What?!" They both said irritated. They looked at me confused expressions "Why did you wake us up?" Asked Fred. "What ARE you doing HERE? You're supposed to be in Slytherin." Asked George. "Yeah and How DID you get in? What is it? You couldn't wait till morning it's barely 4:30 am" Fred said groaning at the end after looking at his watch. "We need to speak. I know I'm supposed to be in Slytherin but I woke up here. I don't know. And we need to speak about what happened last night and why the hell did I wake up here" I answered their questions in order. They looked at each other and groaned. They got out of bed and followed me downstairs.

When we got down I called out for the ghost of Gryffindor. He came out of thin air and bowed down to me and greeted me. "I need a safe and private place to IM the gods and talk about the current situation with my friends do you know a place?" I said. He seemed to think about it for a few moments and then said "Of course the room of requirement." He said. "Great. Where is it? I need you to wake Severus up and call him up there." When he was about to answer the twins said "We know where it is" "Perfect" I answered. Nicholas bowed and left with the promise of getting Severus and we left the Gryffindor common room and up to Room of Requirements with the twins eading me away.

Severus Snape P.O.V

"Severus" the voice said. I rolled over and mumble something incoherente. "Severus" it said again and again. And for what might have been the hundredth time yelled "SEVERUS!" I woke up with my dagger in hand and looked at the translucent ghost in front of me. I blinked a couple of times and saw Nicholas the Gryffindor ghost. "Oh… it's you. What do you want?" I asked.

"His majesty wishes of your presence in the room of requirement." He said in his very annoying middle ages voice. "Ok" I said. But before he could leave and after I got out of bed and put on my slippers I went to my coat hanger grabbed my coat and said "Why did he sent you? Why not the Bloody Baron I mean he is in Slytherin… why send the Gryffindor ghost." He looked at me and said "Well master, he was inside Gryffindor common room. I don't know how he got the password but he certainly was in the Gryffindor common room. Who knows maybe that's why he wants to speak to you." He answered. I contemplated this carefully and dismissed him and shadow traveled up to the seventh floor corridor to the wall in front of the portrait of something I have never understood nor do I know how to explain. I stopped to see my watch. 4:10 in the morning. Somehow I got the feeling it was going to be a very long day and sighed. I shadow traveled to the seventh floor corridor infront of the room of requirement. When I got there I was almost killed.

Thanatos/Neville Longbottom P.O.V

The walk to the so called room of requirement was fairly uneventful except for the part that we almost ran into Filch and Mrs. Norris while leaving the common room if I hadn't grabbed them and shadow traveled them to the 7th floor before we would have been caught. Unfortunately we ended up at the other side of the 7th floor. So from there they took control of the situation and took me through a short cut they had. And we arrived in front of a portrait of who knows what and they stood in front of the wall and started pacing when I looked at them weird and was about to ask them what they were doing a door appeared.

Then all the shadows started gathering and I pulled out my sword and Fred and George pulled out their guns and loaded them with imperial bronze, celestial gold, and pure silver bullets. We pointed our weapons to the shadows and out came out Severus. He looked at us with confusion and like we were mental. And said "It's me Severus no need to point your weapons at me. I mean no harm." I chuckled lowly and shed my sword Fred and George put away their gun mumbling something along the lines 'I so wanted to fight something' and looked at Severus and then at them and then I looked at the door and walked in.

AN: SO THIS IS THE 5TH CHAPTER I NOW HAVE FIXED THE WHOLE STORY. IF THE NEW FIXED VERSION GETS GOOD REVIES I WILL POST THE 6TH CHAPTER. REVIEW!