AN: I know I usually don't do this, but can I just take a second to pimp another author's story real quick? Yes? Okay then. You guys know I like crack fics right? Well when I updated KDLF and begged for more crack fic goodness, my buddy DrkVrtx answered the call by writing the ONLY Mako/Senna story on this site at the time. It's called 'She Likes 'Em Young' so go read it, it's pretty entertaining. Now I don't want you guys to think that I'm playing favorites here, but...DrkVrtx definitely got some brownie points. Anyways, on to the story.

Bold: Korra

Italics: Asami

"So...you're telling me that I can just drive up to the window and get food?"

"Yep, you just drive up to the little speaker and tell them what you want. Then you drive up to the window and pick up your food." Asami drummed her fingers against the steering wheel as the girls waited for the cars in front of them to finish ordering.

"So is it a robot?"

"...What the hell kind of question is that?"

"Well you just told me that the speaker thing makes the food for us. So...is it a robot?"

"..."

"Well?"

"I'm sorry. I'm just having a hard time grasping the fact that an individual who haves the knowledge of thousands of lives could possibly be this stupid."

"Excuse me for not knowing something. They don't exactly have drive thru robots in the South Pole."

"There are people inside the restaurant who cook the food. C'mon Korra, you eat at Republic Fried Chicken all the time, you should know this."

"Yeah but that place didn't have a drive thru with a robot that takes your order."

"It's not a-"

"If it's not a robot, why does the voice coming out of the speakers sound robotic? And why aren't any of these people worried about it?"

"Oh for the love of-" Asami gave up. "Yes Korra, it's a robot that takes your order."

"Called it. So what does this.." Korra took a moment to read the sign on top of the menu screen. "'Mac Donalds' serve exactly?"

"McDonalds sells hamburgers and stuff."

Korra scrunched up her nose at Asami's answer. "The fuck is that?"

"It's like a sandwich, except it's made with a patty of ground beef instead of lunch meat."

"Why didn't they just call it a sandwich then?"

"It's named after the town where the hamburger originated." Asami put the car in drive and slowly pulled forward. They were second in line now.

"That's a retarded ass name to give a town."

"Don't look at me. I didn't pick it. I highly doubt you can come up with a better name."

"I sure as hell wouldn't have given it a stupid ass name like 'hamburger,' that's for sure."

"Knowing you, you would probably just name it after yourself."

Korra smiled. "You know me so well."

"Yes, unfortunately." Asami pulled forward again. It was their turn to order now. "Look at the menu and decide what you want to order." Asami turned her head toward the speaker. "I'll have a Big Mac, small fries and a strawberry shake. Korra what do you want?"

"What's a cheeseburger? Do they replace the meat with cheese? Because that sounds pretty lame."

"It's like a hamburger, but with cheese on top of it ma'am. The meat patty is still there."

"So there's a town named 'Cheeseburger' too?"

"Oh for the love of- Korra, give the man a break and order."

"Well EXCUSE ME for being curious. I'm just going to order random things off of the menu now." Korra crawled over Asami's lap and poked her head out of the window to read the menu. "I'll have the...20 piece chicken McNuggets, 2 Big Macs, 1 Cheese burger, an order of large fries, a medium chocolate shake and an apple pie."

"You sure you didn't miss anything?" Asami pushed her back and rolled her eyes.

"Oh yeah, you're right. No onions on any of that stuff, because I'm seriously allergic to it. You put onions on it and I will go into shock and probably die. Then my friend Asami here will have to sue McDonalds to compensate for all the pain and suffering you have put her through."

"Um...will that be all Miss?" Before Korra could add more food to their order Asami quickly spoke up.

"No that will be all."

"Alright miss. We'll give you your total at the second window."

"Thank you." Asami pulled forward. "I swear, I can't take you anywhere."

"But you do it anyways because you love me."

"Actually I do it because Tenzin pays me to keep you out of trouble."

"Like you actually need the money."

"If you saw the electric and water bill for my mansion you wouldn't be saying that."

"Pshh whatever." She crossed her arms and stared straight ahead. "Hey, look. The guy in front of us is checking you out." To Korra's surprise, Asami smiled and winked at him.

"What the hell did you do that for?"

"You'll see."

"O...kay." The car pulled forward and Asami paid the cashier. Korra tried to lean out of Asami's window again but was stopped by a hand shoved against her forehead.

"What the hell are you doing?" She deadpanned.

"Just checking for robots."

"For fuck's sake there aren't any robots!" Korra grinned.

"Yeah I know, I'm just messin' with you." Asami had the urge to choke Korra but decided against it when the drive-thru window opened and the cashier handed her three bags.

"I'll have your milkshakes in a second Miss."

"Thank you. Korra make sure all the food is there." She grabbed the bags and shoved a handful of french fries into her mouth.

"Food's here."

"Here are your milkshakes Miss, and two apple pies courtesy of the gentleman in the car before you."

"Oooohhh... so that's why you..." Korra nodded in appreciation. "Very Smooth." Asami rolled up her window and pulled onto the street.

"I'm always smooth, and no, you can't have one." Asami bit into an apple pie and made a show of enjoying it in front of Korra.

"C'mon... stop being greedy."

"Greedy? You have twice as much food as I do, not to mention the fact that I paid for it. And if you just dig through the two bags of food you have you would realize that you ordered your own apple pie. Seriously, I can't... Are you picking your nose in my car?"

"No, I'm just scratching it..."

"YOU'RE PICKING YOUR NOSE IN MY CAR!"

"Damn Asami, you need to calm down."

"Fuck you I'm not going to calm down. I have the top up and you didn't even roll the window down, which means you were planning on wiping off that bastard somewhere in my car!"

"Damn girl, you need to relax. I'll just roll down the window and- Why won't the window roll down?"

"It's a new invention called window lock. Keeps small children and idiots like you from rolling the windows down and falling out while the car is moving."

"Well are you going to unlock it?"

"No. I'm going to keep the window lock on and if that fucking booger isn't still on your finger by the time we get to my house I'm going to make you scour this car with tweezers until you find it."

"..."

"..."

"...That's seriously fucked up Asami." Asami ignored her. "Well jokes on you. I'll just grab one of these napkins and...oops..."

"Let me guess. You dropped it?"

"Yeeeeaahhh..."

"In one of the bags?"

"Yep."

Asami sighed. "It was the bag with my food in it, wasn't it?"

"Yea-OW! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?"

"YOU-"

"OW!"

"JUST-"

"FUCK!"

"DROPPED A-"

"SHIT!"

"BOOGER-"

"OW!"

"IN MY-"

"LOOK OUT!"

They were going to run the red light. If she hit the brakes now, they would stop in the middle of the street and get hit by the truck coming from the right. If they tried to swerve to the left they would definitely hit car coming from the left side. Asami did the only thing she could in that situation.

She sped up.

They cleared the car on the left side but the truck was too close. Asami swerved to the left a little and the truck missed her car by inches. She slammed on the brakes and gulped down deep breaths to calm her nerves. "Korra...you alright?"

"Aww... you really do care." Asami didn't know what she was talking about until she looked at Korra and realized her arm was held out in front of Korra's chest to brace her against impact.

"I'm still mad at you. I swear this day-"

"Don't say it."

"-Couldn't get any worse." Blue and red sirens started flashing behind the car.

"Told you not to say it."

"Shut up Korra." Asami rolled down her window when the police officer tapped his flashlight against it.

"Asami?" Of course it had to be him.

"Mako?"

"Hey babe. How's it going?"

"Well besides the fact that I just caught my friend and girlfriend speeding through a red light, I'm doing fine."

"Yeah I'm real sorry about that Mako. Won't happen agai... and he's writing me a ticket."

"What the hell Mako? You can't let her off with a warning?"

"Sorry my boss wouldn't like it if I gave my friends special treatment." Korra glared at him.

"Well tell your 'Boss' the 'Avatar', A.K.A. the 'woman who gave her her bending back' would consider it a personal favor if she let Asami off with a warning."

"Sorry babe, I already wrote the ticket out." He tore it off of his pad and gave it to Asami. "You ladies have a wonderful evening." Mako got back on his bike and drove off.

"He gave me a ticket...After everything I did for him." She crumpled up the ticket and threw it in the glove box.

"Yeah that was kind of a jerk thing to do."

"I convinced my father to sponsor his pro-bending team..."

"I know, and it really sucks."

"I took him and his brother in when they lost their apartment..."

"C'mon Asami, cheer up..."

"I can't believe I fucked him."

"WOAH WOAH WOAH! I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT! Are you serious?"

"Yes I had sex with him. Who did you think taught him everything he knows?" Korra blushed.

"So... that technique he does with his fingers?"

"I showed him that."

"And the way he uses his mouth to, you know..."

"Took a few tries before he got it down, but I taught him that too."

"Asami?"

"Yeah?"

"...Thank you."

"You're welcome."

I know, I know. All of you are wondering when I will update 'Korra Doesn't Like Fanfiction'. I'm working on it, I'm just out of practice and I needed a warm up, so I decided to update this story since it was halfway done already. I haven't abandoned KDLF yet, it's just taking a while for me to get it down on paper. Sorry guys. Anyways go ahead and let me know what you think, because reviews definitely motivate me to write more, just sayin'.