AN: Soo...How about those new episodes? Finally after 2 seasons, Korra and Asami are BFF's who won't let a boy get between them. Ever since I started watching the show I wanted to see Korra and Asami kicking ass together and now we finally got it. To celebrate, here's a new chapter.
Bold: Korra
Italics: Asami
"Mmm...hello?"
"Asami! Thank God you're awake!"
"Korra it's," She looked at her clock. "2 in the morning. Why are you calling me?"
"I fucked up. Very badly."
"What are you-"
"I fucked up. I fucked up. I fucked up. I fucked up."
"Korra just calm down-"
"I fucked up. Ooooh shit I have fucked up."
"Korra just shut up for a second and tell me what's going on." Asami crawled out of bed and slipped on a bathrobe, there was no way she was going to sleep now. "Start from the beginning." Korra took a moment to stop hyperventilating before she continued.
"Alright, from the beginning, okay. So I was just sitting at home chilling and minding my own business when i suddenly started to feel hungry so I was thinking 'okay I'll just go and get some seal jerky from my stash in the kitchen' so I go to the kitchen and realize I was out of jerky and I'm all like 'Aw man that sucks balls' so I decide to go into the city to get some at the gas station but I couldn't find Naga because she was out in the woods doing her polarbear-dog thing so I decided to take that car Tarrlok gave me Yeah I know that I shouldn't be driving since I don't have my license yet but I was soo hungry Asami *deep breath* So I get my jerky and start to drive back to the ferry but I dropped the jerky while I was driving and I swear I only took my eyes off of the road for a second Asami."
"Korra...what happened?" She did not like where this conversation was going.
"They just came out of nowhere. Wait a minute, what if someone is listening in on us right now?"
"Who?"
"You know, 'They!' Shit they are probably listening to us. I don't know you. Who is this? Don't come here! I'm hanging up the phone. PRANK CALLER! PRANK CALLER!"
Korra hung up. Asami sighed and walked over to her closet to pull out some clothes to wear. If Korra is going to drop a bag of flaming crap on her doorstep, she wanted to be dressed for the occasion.
By the time Asami made it to the front door she could hear Korra screeching to a halt in her front yard. Korra kicked open her door and tumbled out of the car when her foot caught on the seat belt. Asami held out her hand and helped the Avatar up.
"So what did you do this..." It took a second to sink in. Mangled grill, cracked windshield, some type of fabric stuck on the hood ornament, and was that...blood?
"Holy crap you actually hit someone, didn't you?" She nodded. "And you actually left them in the middle of the road?!"
"No of course not! He's in the trunk."
"Korra!"
"I panicked okay? Could you possibly imagine the SHITSTORM that would ensue if it got out that the motherfucking AVATAR killed a guy on a seal jerky run? I don't know what to do, YOU GOTTA HELP ME ASAMI!"
Asami pulled the keys out of the ignition and used it to pop open the trunk. "Holy shit..." Well there was definitely a man in the trunk. Korra had enough sense to throw a blanket over his body so she didn't have to look at how mangled the he looked. The top of his head was slightly sticking out of the blanket and Asami could tell that his black hair was matted with blood.
"Oh man, this is bad. Give me a second to think okay." Asami closed the trunk and paced the yard for a moment. Korra really messed up this time. They had a little over three hours to dispose of the evidence and if Korra wanted to avoid prison she would need to come up with a plan. "Alright, this is what we're going to do. Go into the garage and fill up a bucket with soap and water, we need to wash the blood off of the car so it won't draw any attention. I need to go inside and get my purse."
"Why do you need your purse?" Asami narrowed her eyes.
"We need to make a stop at Walmart."
"So, did you find everything okay?" The cashier asked as she rang up another package of bacon.
"Yes we did." Asami dropped another armful of bologna onto the conveyor belt. "Thank you."
"Do you two own a restaurant or something?"
"NO!" Korra barked. "It's for a competition! 9th annual ham off! Where inner city teens compete to make the best ham dish to raise money for their school. First prize winner gets a OOF-" Asami quickly removed her elbow from Korra's ribs before the cashier noticed.
"Don't mind her." Asami forced a smile. "She is just really enthusiastic when it comes to ham. There's four more at the bottom of the cart." Asami waited until the cashier started scanning the hams before she turned to Korra and whispered to her. "Korra you need to stop freaking out. We're almost through this so just keep your mouth shut and play it cool."
"But what if they suspect something?"
"They won't if you would just calm down. We'll be done in a couple of hours so help me out okay?" Korra took a deep breath and exhaled through her nostrils.
"Alright. I'm good. I'm okay." Asami paid for the meat and led Korra to the car.
"Help me put this in the back seat. the Sun's gonna be up in a couple of hours."
An hour and a half later Asami and Korra finally made it to the swamp. Asami put the car in park and turned up the headlights so they can see. "We only have a half an hour before the sun comes up so we gotta make this quick. Catgators don't really have a taste for human meat, but they love ham. So I'm gonna take some of the meat and-"
"How do you know that catgators don't like human meat?"
"Don't worry about it. I'm going to take some meat and lure them-"
"Have you done this before? Because you are starting to scare me."
"DAMMIT KORRA I NEED YOU TO FOCUS!" Asami pinched the bridge of her nose. The entire situation was starting to take it's toll on her. "Grab the body out of the trunk, I'll use the meat to lure the catgators closer."
Both girls got out of the car and got to work. After a few packages of sausage Asami could see a few glowing eyes staring back at her from the water so she turned to check on the Avatar's progress. Korra managed to get the covered up body out of the trunk and was dragging it closer to the edge of the water.
"Holy crap, we are really doing this right now, aren't we?" Korra dropped the man's legs and started to circle the body like a caged animal. "Is this really happening right now? Please tell me that this isn't real life and just some fucked up fantasy Asami."
"Korra this is real right now and we don't have that much time left."
"This is all happening too fast man! It's like I'm caught in a fucking landslide with no escape from reality here."
"Wait... why do I feel like I have heard this before?"
"Open your eyes Asami!"
"What are you going on about?"
"Look up to the skies and see!"
"Yeah the Sun's almost up. You have finally lost it, haven't you?"
"No I haven't lost it. I may be a poor girl, but I don't need your sympathy."
"Korra this is serious. We're almost out of time..." Realization dawned on her. "Dammit! You're fucking with me aren't you?"
"Maybe. I'm an easy come, easy go kind of girl."
"Did you seriously drag me out to the middle of a swamp to quote Bohemian Rhapsody?! That's fucking low Korra!"
"Eh, I would say it's a little high and a little low."
"MOTHERFUCKER!" Asami pulled at her hair in frustration and started to mutter to herself. "I can't believe I let your stupid ass drag me out to this random ass swamp to make a random ass Queen reference."
"C'mon Asami, you didn't even let me get to the good part of the song."
"Is that even a real body you had in the trunk?" She pointed to the body covered by the blanket.
"Good question, lets find out! She took a deep breath and bellowed. "I SEE A LITTLE SILHOUETTO OF A MAN! SCRAMOUCHE! SCRAMOUCHE!"
"WHEN YOU DO THE FANDANGO!" The body sprang to life and grabbed a corner of the blanket before he wrapped it around his shoulders like a cape and took a bow.
She should have known that Bolin would be in on this.
"So Asami, on a scale of one to ten, how badly did we just prank you right now?!"
"Unbelievable! Bolin are you seriously telling me that you locked yourself in a trunk for three hours for the sake of a prank?"
"Woman, when I commit to a prank, I fully commit."
Without another word, Asami grabbed both of their ears and cracked their heads together.
"I should belt you both for dragging me out to this fucking place in the middle of the night."
"Please don't kill us Asami!"
"Yeah we're sorry." Korra chuckled. "We just wanted to make today special."
"Wait, what?"
"Happy Birthday!" Bolin and Korra took handfuls of confetti out of their pockets and threw it into the air.
"You...remembered my birthday?"
"We sure did! Right Korra?"
"Yep. Remember how you told me about your birthday a couple of months ago? Remember what I said? I told you that I may not be able to get you a fancy gift, but I will sure as hell make it memorable."
"Wow..." For a second, Asami was deeply touched that they had put forward the effort to celebrate her birthday. But then she remembered that she had spent over 200 yuans on meat to hide a fake body.
Asami rubbed her forehead and glared at them. "Alright, two things. First thing: At the moment I am so furious with the both of you right now that I am going to get in Korra's car and leave you guys with the catgators." Asami pulled the keys out of her pocket and got into the car. "Second thing: I'm really touched that you guys remembered my birthday, but next year, buy a fucking cake." Asami pulled a u-turn and drove away. Korra and Boliin started to run after her.
"Wait! We're sorry okay!"
"Don't leave us with the Catgators!"
The car suddenly stopped and reversed until it pulled up next to the teens. "Hey Bolin," Asami asked. "Can you bend stalactites?"
"I...don't even know what that is."
"Yeah...I assumed as much." She put the car back in drive and sped off.
"That was a random ass question."
"I can't believe she left us here."
"Don't worry, Asami will make us walk a couple of miles before her conscience gets the best of her and she picks us up."
"What makes you think that?"
"Wouldn't be the first time she has abandoned me on the side of the road." Korra shrugged. "She was pretty mad this time, so it might be closer to 4 miles."
"So next year we're gonna buy her a cake?"
"Definitely."
AN: Well that's it for this chapter. Sorry for the delays in updating my stories. The new episodes got me so excited that I just had to update, so hopefully brand new episodes will motivate me to write some more. As usual Leave a review and let me know what you think and thanks for reading my story.