AN: So I was checking the stats for my stories earlier this week and it turns out that 'Knock Knock' got twice as many hits as 'Korra Doesn't Like Fanfiction' the week that I updated both stories, which is kind of surprising for me. So to celebrate here's another chapter. This chapter is pretty speech heavy, so to avoid any confusion:

Bold: Korra

Italics:Asami

"So why aren't we going through the drive-thru again?"

"Because the last time we went through the drive-thru you dropped a booger in my food, caused me to run a red light, and I got a ticket from my ex-boyfriend."

"You're still mad about that? I said I was sorry, and I even shared my food with you."

"I would hardly consider the cheeseburger and six fries I managed to snatch from that vacuum you call a stomach as sharing, but whatever. I don't want a repeat of last time so we're eating here."

"C'mon, what are the odds of that happening again?" Korra leaned back against the railing and crossed her arms.

"Very likely with you around." Asami took a moment to look at the menu. "I don't even know why I agreed to take you here. It's too early to get lunch anyway."

"Yeah whatever, you know what you want yet?"

"Just get me a Big Mac combo. Here's my purse, I gotta use the restroom." Asami handed Korra her purse and got out of line. When it was Korra's turn she approached the counter.

"Hello Miss, what can I get you today?"

"Um, can I get a Big Mac combo for my friend and you know that 20 chicken nuggets for five yuans deal you got going on?"

"Yeah I know what you mean but-"

"I want five of those."

"... Five?" The cashier gaped at her. "You do realize that's a total of 100 nuggets right?"

"Yes I do, and I plan on eating all 100 of them."

"I'm sorry Miss but I wouldn't be able to fill that order because it's too-"

"Too much for one person to eat?" Korra leaned against the counter with both hands.

"No, not at all."

"Are you refusing to sell me nuggets because you think it's unhealthy?"

"Well it's definitely bad for you to eat that many but that's not-"

"I'll have you know that I am a perfect physical specimen, who can totally eat that many nuggets with no problem whatsoever."

"I'm not saying that you can't do it but-"

"I totally can and I'll prove it to you. Take a look at this."

Asami finished washing her hands when she felt a shiver run down her spine. "That's weird, where did this sudden feeling of dread come from?"

It took her a few seconds of pondering before it suddenly clicked.

Korra must be making an ass out of herself.

"Fucking Korra." She dried her hands quickly and stormed out of the restroom.

"C'mon! Just touch them already!"

"Miss please don't make me touch them."

"All I'm asking for is one little squeeze. It's just a bicep. You have no idea how many people would pay just to touch the Avatar's guns."

"Miss, please stop flexing, you're scaring the customers."

"I'll stop when you touch them. Don't make me come over the counter." Korra took a couple of steps back to vault over the counter. She managed to prop one foot next to the register before Asami interrupted her.

"Korra! What the hell are doing?"

"Oh shit! Heeey Asami," she slowly lowered her leg to the ground. "I was just, you know, showing this guy my muscles and-"

"Really? That's what you're going with?" Korra cringed.

"Well I 'may' have tried to order a hundred chicken nuggets and he 'may' have refused to sell them to me."

"That's only because we-" Korra interrupted him.

"He thinks I wouldn't be able to eat them all without having a heart attack or something. I am perfectly healthy, and if I decide to eat a hundred chicken nuggets that is my decision."

"Seriously Korra, what the fuck? Did you honestly think I would waste twenty-five yuans on chicken nuggets?"

"Um...No?"

"Damn straight I'm wouldn't. The last time I let you have that much food you threw up in my front lawn. I'm sorry I have to do this Korra but I'm cutting you off."

"But Asamiii-"

"Don't you 'But Asami' me. From now on you order one entrée, one side and one drink."

"What are you, my nutritionist now?"

"I am when I'm paying for it. Pick what you want to eat or so help me I will order my own food and eat it in front of you."

"But I'm Hun-"

"One entrée."

"I haven't eaten break-"

"One side."

"C'mon Asami-"

"ONE DRINK!"

"FINE!" Korra crossed her arms and sulked. "Get me the same thing you're having."

"I swear I can't take you anywhere." Asami finally turned to the cashier and smiled anxiously. "I am really, really sorry about my friend here. She can be a handful. We'll take two Big Mac combos."

"I'm really sorry Ma'am, but I can't fill that order."

"What?" Asami bit out.

"I told you this guy is refusing to take our order."

"Why can't you take our order?"

"I'm so sorry. But I tried to tell your friend but she kept interrupting me, then she tried to get me to touch her muscles and then everything just spiraled out of control!"

"Alright just calm down. Tell us why we can't get Big Macs."

"It's only ten a.m. We don't sell lunch until ten-thirty."

Asami just stared at him.

"... Asami?"

"..."

"Hey you still with us?" Korra waved a hand in front of her face. Finally she spoke.

"Oh! Silly me. Of course you're still serving breakfast." Asami smiled. "We'll take two Egg Mcmuffins... Two hash browns...and two coffees please."

"Um, I don't think I want coffee. I wanna get some-" Asami gently interrupted her.

"My mistake, make that one coffee and one orange juice."

"Yeah that's what I wanted... Thanks?"

"You're welcome Korra." She added pleasantly. Asami paid for the food and the girls settled into a booth. After a couple of minutes of Asami smiling in her own little world Korra finally spoke up.

"Okay you are really starting to freak me out."

"Why would you say that Korra?"

"Because after what happened just now you should be furious with me."

"Actually," Asami continued to smile. "I am so furious right now that my emotions have come full circle and I can't help but feel unexplainable happiness."

"Oh my God I think I broke her." Korra muttered to herself. "Asami, you know you're my best friend and I really, really care for you right?"

"Of course I do."

"That's great to hear. And you know best friends don't murder each other right?"

"Yes I know."

"Good. Just... Please don't murder me in my sleep tonight okay?"

"Wouldn't dream of it. And Korra?"

"Yeah?"

"Next time you get hungry, we are going to fucking Subway."

AN: Three updates in a week? I'm on a roll here. I guess I'm going all out since it's the final season of Korra. As usual, leave me a review and tell me what you think. If you have a funny situation you would like me to do a chapter on, feel free to ask, I might do it if I like the idea enough.