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NO FUCKING FLAMERS OR I'LL SEND OUT RAQUAZA AND ARCEUS AND ORDER THEM TO USE DRACO METROR ON YOURE ASSES AND THE SURVIVERS WILL LISTEN TO JUSTIN BEIBERS BABY ON REPLAY.

'Pokemon translation'

Naruto and his two lovely wives listen to the young man named Ash Ketchum's description on a Pokemon and a Pokemon trainer "Well that is quite interesting Ash." Naruto said "Ya think we could be Pokemon trainers?" he asked.

Ash took a thinking pose "Hmm…well you maybe, but the other two are too old to become Pokemon trainers." he said infuriating Anko and Tsunade "Well, I got to go seeya!" he said running for his life Pikachu on his shoulder.

'Hope we never see those fucking weirdoes again." Pikachu thought (Jman: I wouldn't say that so soon)

Naruto looked back at Tsunade and Anko "Well, what do you two say, wanna be Pokemon trainers?" he suggested.

"Naruto, didn't you hear the gaki? There's an age restriction to becoming a Pokemon trainer." Anko deadpanned

"I'll take care of that, Anko-chan." Naruto said he then put his hand on the girls foreheads and they began to de-age to about Naruto 's age.

The Snake queen and the Slug princess took a look at themselves in a nearby pond "Well, this work's." said Tsunade.

"Alright, let's head to Pallet Town!" Naruto said pumping his fist into the air "Uh….which way is Pallet town?" he ask making the girls facevault.

In the shadows of the trees lurked a very peculiar Pokemon who was watching our hero's w comer's…I must tell master Arceus about this…" said the hidden Pokemon.

After hours of traveling the trio made it to a small town with a sign that said "Welcome to Pallet town".

Naruto made his usual smile "Alright, we're here, let's go around and ask were the Pokemon lab is." he said getting nods from the girls.

They went around and asked were the Pokemon lab is but no one answered them instead they just walked away or said we don't talk with strangers.

"Well today's not going so well, huh." said Anko she then looked at Naruto "What now Naruto-kun?"

Naruto adopted a thinking pose until "Excuse me, did I hear that you're looking for the Pokemon lab here in Pallet Town?" they turned around to see a old man in a lab coat brown pants and a red shirt and grey/brown hair.

"Yeah, what's it to ya?" Tsunade asked.

"Well, I happen to be the professor of the Pokemon lab." he answered.

Naruto grew a smile "Really?" he asked and the Doc just nodded "Well my names Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze, and I'd like to be a Pokemon trainer!".

"Names Anko Mitarashi Uzumaki Namikaze, I wanna be trainer."

"I'm Tsunade Senju Uzumaki Namikaze, same as those two." (Jman: They would get his last names right? Coduss, eh, they might as well be married, I just don't think a church could handle three demons like them even if Naruto wasn't the juubi, without bursting into flames)

The professor looked at them for a moment "Well alright my name is Oak" he said "And I'm sorry to say but I've just gave away all the Pokemon I had as starters" he answered. (Jman: I just realized all the professor's are named after trees Coduss: Next gen's gonna have Professor Mary J)

"Aw man…" they all said.

Oak than smiled and said "But you're in luck, my colleagues sent me some of their starter Pokemon from their regions to get them out of the lab and explore the world with trainers from different regions." he said

"REALLY? AWSOME!" Naruto yelled louder than Sakura.

In Konoha

Sakura felt her pride slip away "I think someone out bansheed me….." (Jman: HA SHE ADMITED IT Coduss: About damn time)

Back in Pallet town.

Naruto, Anko, and Tsunade filled out the proper paper work to become Pokemon trainers and were given there poke-dex "Alright, now that we have that all cleared up, let's go meet your starter's." he said leading them to his lab.

Once they were in the lab there was a table with three red and white balls. (Jman: hehehe balls)

Naruto went up and picked the one in the middle and Anko picked the one on the left and Tsunade picked the one on the right "How do these work?" asked Naruto.

"Just press the button." Oak answered.

Naruto pressed the button on his ball and a red beam came out of the pokeball to reveal a bipedal Pokémon resembling a chimpanzee. Its fur is primarily a shade of orange, though its face, outer ears, underbelly, hands, and feet are light yellow. Its rear has a small, round, red patch of fire on its butt.

"Chimchar." it said 'Sup bitches.'

"Huh, what type of Pokemon are you?" Naruto said as he pulled out his poke-dex the dex than said "Chimchar the Chimp Pokemon it is a fire type its gender male: Although Chimchar has poor base stats, it can still act as a reliable lead. This comes from its unique ability to use both Fake Out and Stealth Rock on one set. Unfortunately, that is the extent of Chimchar's abilities, as it suffers from poor Speed and a reliance on Overheat to score important KOs. As a result of these drawbacks, Chimchar can be both easily revenge killed and set up on. Nonetheless, Chimchar is a solid lead, and can be quite disruptive when used correctly."

Naruto closed his poke-dex and made a thinking pose "Let's see, what to call you…" he said.

"Why would you want to name him?" Anko asked.

Naruto looked over to Anko "Cause I honestly don't like the name Chimchar that much." he said.

"Chim chim char!" it said 'You better not name me something lame or I'll barbecue your blonde ass!'

Naruto thought for a little and then Oak turned on a light bulb that was conveniently place above Naruto's head and he figured out a name "How about Kajisaru?" he said.

Kajisaru smiled and said "Chim Chimchar char!" 'Not a bad name dude I like it!' it then hopped onto Naruto's shoulder and rubbed its head against its cheek.

"Alright who's next?" Naruto asked.

"I'll try." Anko said as she pressed the button on her pokeball and it revealed a bipedal, blue crocodile with red spines on its back and tail and it seemed to be dancing a weird happy dance.

"Totodile!" it said 'Sup my bitches!'.

"Chimchar." Kajisaru said 'I like him.'

Anko pulled out her poke-dex and it said "Totodile the Big Jaw Pokemon water type gender male: Totodile is a solid option for a Water-type in Little Cup. It has fairly good stats, access to both Swords Dance and Dragon Dance and STAB Aqua Jet. A Totodile that has set up can be difficult to stop without a check or counter such as Croagunk on your team. However, Totodile does have some problems setting up without dual screen support. Still, you don't want to underestimate this little crocodile. The only word that can describe a Totodile sweep is "Crikey!" (Coduss: and so begin the crocodile hunter jokes)

"Alright I'll name you Nireta." she said and the Totodile sprayed a water gun into her face making her hair wet and grow a tick mark she then placed the poor Totodile in its pokeball and decided to get revenge later and Kajisaru was laughing his flaming ass off.

"Tsunade, your turn." Anko said drying her hair off with a hair dryer.

"Alright." she then pressed the button and it revealed a small, chick Pokémon with stubby, downy, yellow wings. Its body is covered with orange feathers.

"Torchic" it said 'Hi it's good to meet you' (Jman: at least this one doesn't have a potty mouth or beak).

Tsunade pulled out her poke-dex and it said "Torchic the Chick Pokemon fire type gender female: At first glance, Torchic may seem completely useless, having mediocre stats in most areas, a small move pool, and a weakness to Stealth Rock. However, Torchic does have decent attacking stats; this, combined with powerful STAB options, means Torchic is not as useless as it looks. Overall, Torchic is outclassed by other Fire-types such as Houndour and Ponyta, but is still a neat little Pokemon to use.

"Alright cutey, I think I'll name you Nino." Tsunade said and the Chick Pokemon cuddled with her leg.

"Torchic tor." she said 'I'm very happy to have you as my trainer.'

Kajisaru sweat dropped and said "Chimchar…." 'Oh great a goody two shoe's is in the group….'

"Alright, now that you have your starter's I'd like to give you your first set of pokeball's" he said and handed them each 8 pokeball's (Jman: trainer's in my story can carry up to nine Pokemon instead of six) "I wish you all good luck on your journey" he said as they began to leave.

Once they left pallet town they traveled the forest for a little awhile and it soon began to get dark so they started to set up camp.

As they set up camp they had a little problem "GET BACK IN YOURE POKEBALL KAJISARU!" the chimp won't go into his pokeball right now Naruto was chasing the fire monkey trying to get him into the pokeball.

"Char chim!" it said 'Fuck that shit!' the chimp than ran up a tree and Naruto stopped and Kajisaru shook it's butt "Chim chim char!" it said 'Can't get me now bitch!' he then grew a confused face when Naruto began making hand sign's and when he was finished he said.

"Wind style: Great breakthrough!" a gust of wind then came from his mouth and hit Kajisaru and Naruto caught the little monkey and placed him in his pokeball but Kajisaru got out on his own with a confused expression.

"Chimchar?!" he said 'Dafuq was that shit?!'

Naruto began to rub his temple "Look how about this, you don't have to go back into your pokeball if you don't run off like that okay?" he said and Kajisaru just nodded in agreement not wanting to get hit by that weird attack.

'Dafuq are they? pokehuman's?' Kajisaru thought to himself he then heard rustling in the bushes behind them and got into a battle stance and growled alerting Naruto.

The Pokemon that came out of the bushes was a mammalian, quadruped creature with primarily brown fur. The tip of its bushy tail and its large furry collar are cream-colored and looked like it was ready for a fight.

"Eevee?" it said 'Ya wanna piece of me mothafucka?'

Naruto pulled out its poke-dex and it said "Eevee the evolution Pokemon normal type gender male: Thanks to Adaptability, Eevee can perform well in Little Cup, even with average stats. It also sports a STAB priority move that hits with an effective 80 Base Power, making it a decent revenge killer. With the combination of Return and Quick Attack, not much can stand in Eevee's way other than Rock-, Steel-, and Ghost-types, who are the bane of its existence. Unfortunately, it has poor defenses and is quite slow, and thus is easily revenge killed."

"Well looks like I found the newest addition to the team." he said determination in his voice "Ya ready Kajisaru?" the chimp responded by shooting its flame into the air "Alright let's do this!"

"Eevee!" It said 'You'll never win!' it then rushed at Kajisaru with a tackle.

"Dodge it, and then use Ember." Naruto command and the fire monkey dodged to the left in time surprising the brown fox and then it spat a little flame hitting the Eevee on the side damaging him.

"Chimchar!" Kaji said 'Well this will be over easy!' it joked making the Eevee sweatdropped.

"E Eevee!" it said 'Enough of this!' and then created a black orb from its mouth and shot it at Kaji.

"Dodge it and then use flame thrower." Naruto said

Kajisaru jumped to dodge the shadow ball and then shot out a current of fire at the Eevee and the fox dodged his attack.

Naruto growled and then said "Use flame wheel!"

Kajisaru than did a summersault in the air and engulfed his body in flames and shot towards the Eevee effectively hitting the little fox and it said "Eevee!" 'Shit that burn's!' and it hit a tree unconscious and Naruto threw a pokeball at the Eevee catching it.

"Alright I caught another Pokemon!" he said placing the pokeball in his ninja bag and went back to the girl's to tell them about his catch.

Meanwhile.

The Pokemon that was watching our heroes is now in a dark dimension were his lord Arceus resides "Lord Arceus, there are some strange people in the human world, here is what they look like." the mysterious Pokemon than with a wave of his hand made an image of our three heroes appear.

"Well Mewtwo, this could be interesting…" said the god Pokemon as he looked at the newcomer's. (Coduss: Mewtwo exists early because all points in time are happening simultaneously, any complaints about this can be taken up with Dialga and Doctor Who)

"Shall I test their strength as trainer's, master?" Mewtwo said with telepathy.

"You shall, but not right now, they might be able to defeat the new evil in our world with proper training." said Arceus.

"Yes my lord." responded Mewtwo things are not going to be easy for our three heroes.