Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Pokemon

Any flamer's will be sent to Mr. Popo for training and here are the people going into Naruto's harem:Anko,Tsunade,Delia ketchum,May,Flannery,Cynthia,Dawn,Bianca,Iris an that's all not adding anyone else.

'Pokemon translation'

Naruto and co. were now walking down route seven with Kajisaru on Naruto's shoulder an Nino is walking next to Tsunade and Nireta well.

"QUIT CHEWING ON MY FUCKING HAIR YOU OVER SIZED IGUANA!" Anko yelled in pain as Nireta chewed on her hair with a shit eating grin.(Jman: that crocodile has no idea who he is messing with Coduss: I sense pain in his future).

"Torchic…" Nino said in a worried expression 'You shouldn't do that to your trainer Nireta…'

"Chim chim char." Kajisaru said 'Yeah man, she seems scary.'

"To Totodile" Nireta said 'Eh, shut up and let me have my fun ya chicken mc-OH MY GOD!" he screamed as Anko grabbed him by the tail and summoned a tree sized cobra out of nowhere.

"Totodile!" he said 'WHAT THE FUCK!'

Anko grew a sadistic grin "Ya know, my snakes are really hungry…" she said making Nireta struggle to get out of the snake mistress grip.

"Uh Anko, maybe you should not kill your Pokemon, I mean come on he was just playing…" said Tsunade trying to keep the little Totodile alive.

Anko looked at Tsunade with a twitching eyebrow an a angry expression "Tsunade, this little shit needs to be punished."

Tsunade gestured a hand to Nireta "Just look at the little guy, doesn't he remind you of someone?"

Anko looked at Nireta and her face grew soft as his face of horror resembled hers when she was just a child after Orochimaru abandoned her and the village had hated her an nearly made her kill herself she sighed and said "Alright I won't kill you…"

Nireta sighed in relief "Toto to dile" he said 'Thanks Anko.'

Anko then pulled his face in front of hers "But keep this bullshit up an I will feed you to Manda, GOT IT?" she threatened an Nireta shook his head violently an then was dropped onto the ground letting out a yelp.

"Hey guys," the girl's looked over to Naruto "Wanna train our Pokemon a little bit with some gravity seals?" he suggested an their Pokemon grew confused expression.

"Gravity seal?" the three Pokemon thought simultaneously.

The girl's thought it over for a second and then nodded in agreement Anko then looked at their Pokemon "ALRIGHT MAGGOT'S, GET YOUR ASSES IN LINE BEFORE I USE MY SNAKES ON YOU, MOVE IT, MOVE IT!" she yelled making the Pokemon listen to her and for a line beside each other. (Coduss: The Popo is strong in this one…)

Naruto grabbed a pokeball from his ninja bag and remembered the new Eevee he had caught earlier.

The Eevee looked at Naruto and then at the Pokemon and remembered that he had lost the fight an got captured in a pokeball he then looked at Anko and Tsunade, and Anko yelled "GET YOURE ASS IN THE LINE!" the little Eevee ran beside Kajisaru.

"Eevee?" he asked Kajisaru 'Is she on her monthly or something?'

Kajisaru leaned over and said "Chimchar" 'No, but I'd hate to see when she is…' the thought of Anko on her monthly made all the Pokemon shiver in fear (Jman: Oh god I felt fear writing that Coduss: I may find somewhere else to be, might even go have a conversation with Sakura, that seems like a safer thing to do).

Naruto brought out a paint brush and ink from his bag making a question mark appear over the Pokémon's heads. Naruto than walked up to them an made three other shadow clones and they drew the kanji for gravity on the Pokémon's foreheads.

"Tsunade, will you please" he said making the Pokemon even more confused.

Tsunade grinned evilly an did the hand seals for the gravity seal. Once she stopped the Pokemon looked in confusion than the seal's began to glow, and once the glowing stopped the Pokemon started to feel heavy and tried their very best to stand but then fell flat onto the ground as their bodies felt like 40 pound weights.

The three immortals laughed making the Pokemon, except Nino, angry. Naruto than walked up to them and said "Alright, now I want you three to take about ten lap's from here to there-" he pointed to a tree about 20 miles away "And then back, okay GO" he said.

The Pokemon were just laying there thinking the same thought "How did these psychopaths get their Pokemon trainer license?"

Naruto sighed an signaled for Anko to bring out a snake she did so an brought out Manda making the Pokemon scared "GET YOURE ASSES MOVING!" that made the Pokemon get up with their best effort an run as fast as they could with the damned weights on them.

Meanwhile in Arceus's realm.

Arceus the god of Pokemon was watching the interesting training these newcomers were putting their Pokemon through, but the one who mostly caught his attention was Naruto, the boy had a strange aura coming from him.

"Hmm…maybe I should keep a close eye on them…" he said to himself.

"Master?" Arceus turned around to see one of his disciples Giratina.

"What is it Giratina?" he asked.

"Master, forgive me interrupting you, but one of the Bijuu have come back to our world." he said making Arceus quirk a nonexistent eyebrow.

"What do you mean, one of the Bijuu are back? They left our world millennia ago!" said Arceus very confused.

Giratina grew a serious expression "I mean that one of the Bijuu, I believe the Kyuubi, is back in our world and it seems she is sealed away inside of some human from the world she and her siblings disappeared to." he explained.

Arceus face was in shock and he looked back to the blonde boy "So the familiar aura…could that be her sealed inside of the one called Naruto?" he thought to himself.

"Uh, master?" Giratina started.

Arceus turned to Giratina an asked "Hmm, You Say Something?"

Giratina sweatdropped and nodded, saying "Yes master, the new evil you found in our world it is already corrupting the minds of the good people in pallet town and is influencing the minds of Pokemon making them speak in a very vulgar language an act violently with their trainer's" he finished (Jman: That explains the cussing Pokemon Coduss: Aww, but their so cute doing it! Like little bundles of hate and vulgarity!)

Arceus thought for a moment and said "So the prophecy will have to be fulfilled sooner than we thought…" the tone in his voice was a mixture of worry and seriousness.

-Back with Naruto and co.-

Naruto was meditating, Anko was eating dango from out of nowhere, Tsunade was reading about healing Pokemon, and their Pokemon had finally finished their tort-I mean training. (Jman:*Roll's eyes* sure Coduss: stop rolling your eyes and help me put the whips and rack away before Popo gets here)

The Pokemon were breathing heavily all thinking the same thing "Training?! This is goddamn poke-abuse!"

Naruto opened his eyes and grinned "Alright you completed the warm-up." he said making their Pokemon go wide eyed all thinking different thoughts.

"WARM-UP ARE YOU FUCKING FOR REAL!" thought Kajisaru.

"WE ARE GONNA DIE WITH THEM AS OUR TRAINERS!" thought Nireta.

"MOMMY!" thought Nino.

"THEY'RE ALL FUCKING INSANE ASSHOLES!" thought the Eevee.

Naruto's grin turned into a shit eating smile "Ah I'm kidding!" he then laughed heartedly as the Pokemon shot angry glare's at Naruto as he laughed once he stopped he pulled some ramen out of his backpack and said "eat up guys!"

Once he placed the food in front of them they were all skeptical at first so Nino decided to taste test it and she did "Totodile?" Nireta said 'How's it taste?'

Nino then starred off into space for a moment until she stuffed her face into the ramen bowl an inhaled it all making the Pokemon sweatdrop and try theirs, and their reactions were the same as Nino's.

Once the Pokemon were done Naruto walked up to Eevee and started thinking of a name for the little fox "Alright, now what to name you little dude…" he started to think.

"Eevee e" it said 'Name me?! I'm not a goddamn pet!"

Naruto then grinned and said "How about…Saix?" he suggested an Eevee thought about for a little and then nodded.

"Eevee" Saix said 'Saix…huh…not bad, I'll allow it.'

"Alright welcome to the family, Saix" Naruto said with a smile he then placed Saix back into his pokeball as they began to walk to the next town until-

"OH MY GOD" Anko yelled with star's in her eyes when she saw something come out of the bushes that looked like a purple, serpentine Pokémon. Its eyes, underbelly, stripe, and rattle are yellow.

"Ekans?" it said 'Where's the giant snake I saw earlier?'

"What are you cutey?" Anko said taking out her Pokedex an it said "Ekans the snake Pokemon type: poison gender: female Data: Life can be tough for Ekans. It has two amazing abilities, Intimidate and Shed Skin, and a great physical movepool. However, it has fairly poor stats that hold it back from being truly amazing. Despite this, if played to its strengths, Ekans can be a decent Pokemon. Intimidate can make almost any physical sweeper think about switching out, and Glare can guarantee they are going to be punished if they stay in as well. Ekans can also hit hard with Choice Band, or act as a nice revenge killer with Choice Scarf. As a bonus, thanks to Intimidate and being Poison-type, Ekans can stop Choice Scarf Mankey and Machop in their tracks. Basically, play to these strengths, and Ekans can be an asset to any team."

Anko closed her Pokedex and looked at the Ekans "Well looks like you're gonna be my second Pokemon!" she then looked over to Nireta "ALRIGHT NIRETA I WANT YOU TO FIGHT THAT EKANS OVER THERE SO I CAN CATCH HER! GET MOVING MAGGOT!" she ordered, and Nireta began running in front of her to fight the serpentine Pokemon.

The Ekans grew a devilish grin "Ekans!" it said 'Bring it on! POISON STING!' it then open its mouth and fired multiple white darts from its mouth at Nireta.

"Dodge it then use water gun!" Anko commanded.

Nireta dodged the poison sting an then shot a torrent of water from his mouth straight at the purple snake an said purple snake dodged the attack an shot another poison sting at Nireta.

"Dodge it again, then run up to her and use bite!" Anko commanded.

Nireta jumped to the side an ran towards the Ekans at an incredible speed which surprised Nireta "Totodile…" he said 'Wow I'm faster now, maybe Anko's training won't be so bad…''

The Ekans slithered to Nireta an bided him with her body making it impossible to escape "Ekans…" she said 'Mmm you should be mighty tasty…' she then licked her lips.

"NIRETA!" Anko was about to jump in and save her Pokémon but she was held back by Naruto.

"Let's see what Nireta does." he responded.

Anko then brushed of Naruto's hand from her shoulder and looked on as her Pokémon struggled to get free 'Damn I'm not gonna be able to get free from this!' he thought to himself than he came up with an idea.

*CHOMP!*

He bit the Ekans tail "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!" the Ekans yelled and let go of Nireta "Ek ekans!" she said 'Son of a mother-SLAP!' she bitch slapped Nireta with her tail.

"Toto totodile!" he said 'Ah you hit me in the face!'

"EKANS!" she yelled 'YOU BIT MY TAIL!'

"TOTODILE!" he yelled 'YOU HIT ME IN THE FACE!'

"EKANS!" she yelled 'YOU BIT MY TAIL!'

"TOTODILE!" he yelled 'YOU HIT ME IN THE FACE!'

"EKANS EK EKANS!" she yelled "YOU BIT MY FUCKING TAIL!' (Jman: anyone know where that's from)

"TOTODILE!" Nireta yelled out 'WATER GUN BITCH!' he then shot a point blank high pressured water gun straight at her an sending flying straight into a tree knocking her unconscious.

Once the attack receded Nireta was doing a happy dance with a chibi version of him in his mind doing the same thing but with a flag saying take that snake bitch.

The entire group sweatdropped at Nireta's antics an Anko threw her pokeball at the Ekans catching it an adding another group to the family and are now going to the next town for the gym battle.

-With Ash-

Ash has not been having a really good day first he get's attacked by a bunch of Spearow, Pikachu got injured, and now he was getting berated by a girl with orange hair tied in a knot on the right side of her head an wearing a bright yellow top with no sleeves and red strap's going to her short blue jean's and in Ash's opinion this was one pretty chick.

"YOU DID WHAT TO MY BIKE!" she yelled at Ash he had 'borrowed' her bike to save his partner Pikachu when he was injured.

"Look, I'm sure you're pretty upset with what I did to your bike, but I promise I find a way to pay you back." Ash replied. (Coduss: first rule, if you break something deny everything)

She stared at him for a little "Really…and you mean ANY way you can pay me back?" she said in a mischievous tone (Jman: Yes this a AshxMisty fic and for those of you who watch the Japanese version SatoshixKasumi fanfic)

Ash gulped and said "Y-yeah…"

Misty then grew a sweat smile "You're a trainer right?" she asked.

Ash face grew into a confused expression "Um, yeah?" he answered.

"Take me with you on your journey until you can pay me for a new bike!" she asked or more like ordered Ash.

Ash thought it over for a second until he was saved by a certain blonde "Yo Ash, is that you dude?"

"Oh thank you Arceus" Ash thought to himself in relief as he ran up to Naruto (Coduss: oy, what are we, chopped Magikarp?) "Yo Naruto how's it going?" he then noticed the monkey with fire on its a** "Hey what type of Pokémon is that?" he asked.

"This Kajisaru, he's a Chimchar from the Sinnoh region, Oaks's college sent him here to test how he would react to his new surroundings." Naruto explained.

Anko then walked up to Ash and said "So where's the delicious little yellow mouse…uh…Chekaflu was its name right?" she asked.

"Uh, actually his names Pikachu, and he's recovering from saving me from a flock of Spearow" he explained an then the orange haired girl clung onto Ash's neck.

"Hi I'm Misty, Ash's traveling partner!" she introduced herself still clinging onto Ash's neck. (Coduss: Subtle misty, real subtle)

The group and their Pokémon sweatdropped at the girl's antic's "So…uh…Naruto how's the trainer life treating you so far?" Ash asked.

"Well me and Anko-chan have already caught our second Pokémon." he said.

"Cool!" Ash exclaimed before.

"ASH LAURENCE KETCHUM!" a feminine voice yelled. (Coduss: Laurence?)

"MOM?!" Ash replied at the door of the Pokémon center stood a women in her twenty's or so wearing a pink button up vest with a yellow undershirt, and blue skin tight pants, with mahogany brown hair wrapped in a ponytail on the back an DD-cup breast "What are you doing here?" he asked.

The women known as Delia Ketchum (Jman: Or for those who watch the Japanese version Hanako Tajiri) walked up to Ash an handed him a bag of extra cloths "You forgot these on your bed Ash." she explained.

Ash scratched the back of his head and grabbed the cloth's "Eh…okay…" he said an then Delia noticed the other individuals in the room.

"Ash who are those weirdoes?" she asked gaining tick marks from Naruto and Co.

"Mom Naruto and his sisters-" Ash started but was cut off by Naruto.

"Uh, wives actually." Delia then looked at Naruto as if he were a pervert "It's not like that! I love them equally, an trust me I'm not pervert!" he explained. (Coduss: everyones a pervert. It all depends on how well you hide it)

"Yeah…anyway…Naruto and his wives aren't weirdoes" Ash explained.

"No, I'm talking about the weirdoes over their" she then pointed at two individuals wearing white a black clothing with an R on the chest and a weird cat with a coin in his head. (Coduss: Oh god not them, why is it always them)

If there was one thing Naruto knew about right now thing's were about to get weird on a whole new level.