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'Pokemon translation'

"Hey who are you guys?" Anko asked the three weird individuals.

The three of them smirk then the red haired one started "Prepare for trouble…"

"And make it double…" said the purple haired one

"To protect the world from devastation!"

"To unite all peoples within our nation!"

"To denounce the evils of truth and love!"

"To extend our reach to the stars above!"

"Jessie!"

"James!"

"Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!"

"Surrender now or prepare to fight!"

"Meowth! That's right!" They finished much to everyone's horror and confusion (Jman:*Hold's back Coduss from trying to kill them with Samehada* Coduss: JUST LET ME KILL THE LITTLE ONE!)

Their was only one word anyone could say to describe what happened "What the fuck…"

"Kinda reminds ya of Gai and Lee's sunset genjutsu, huh?" said Tsunade in a confused expression.

Anko on the other hand was about to lose it "I say we feed them to Manda." she suggested.

Jessie a women with red long hair ignored Anko and said "We have come here for your Pokémon, and as you can see we are members of the terrorist group known as team rocket so you have no chance fighting use."

Meowth then spoke up "Yeah so surrender to-" "HOLY CRAP A TALKING POKEMON!" he was interrupted by Naruto & co.

Meowth sweatdropped, and James said "Anyways, give us your Pokémon, or else…" he and Jessie brought out their Pokeballs and Meowth unsheathed his claws "Thing's will get ugly…" he threatened with a evil glare in his eyes.

Naruto's an Ash's face grew serious as Ash brought out his pokeball an Naruto told Kajisaru to get ready for a fight this made team rocket smirk an Naruto looked over to Anko an Tsunade "Leave these losers to me and Ash, kay?" he said an the girl's nodded he then told Kajisaru to get ready and the fire chimp hoped off his shoulder an got into a battle stance.

Ash threw his pokeball and said "Come on out Caterpie!" the pokeball opened an out came a string red light then a small Pokémon that resembles the larvae of the Spicebush Swallowtail. (Coduss: that's your Entomology lesson for the day)

Anko brought out her Pokedex "Caterpie-the worm Pokémon Type: Grass Gender: Male: To repel enemies, Caterpie releases an unpleasant odor from its red antenna. It molts several times while growing."

Team rocket laughed heartedly "Those weak Pokémon won't defeat ours!" said James as he threw out his pokeball "Go Koffing!" a red beam came out of the ball an out came a spherical Pokémon filled with toxic gasses. It has vacant eyes and a wide mouth. (Coduss: If you've never seen Koffing, Just imagine Sakura's head floating Jman:Exactly)

Tsunade pulled out her Pokedex an it said "Koffing-the poison gas Pokémon Type: Poison Gender: Male: Koffing hovers in the air, thanks to the poisonous gases it contains have a foul odor and can easily explode."

Jessie looked down to Meowth an motioned him to get into the battle an Misty pulled out her Pokedex an it said "Meowth-the scratch cat Pokémon. Type: Normal. Gender: Male: Meowth loves to roam at night to gather coins and other objects that sparkle, but it spend most of the daylight hours sleeping It sleeps a lot during the day time and during the night-time it becomes active, moving around a lot. When it sees round objects, it plays with them and loses track of time."

"Enough talk! Let's get down to business!" said Meowth as it ran towards Kajisaru with a fury swipe while Koffing went for Caterpie.

"Kajisaru use fury swipes!" Naruto ordered an Kajsaru's claws extended an glowed a bright white before he ran up to Meowth an once they were in front of each other both of them sent a barrage of fury swipes at each other each attack hitting the other.

"Koffing, use sludge!" James's ordered then Koffing shot a dark brown ball of sludge at Caterpie.

"Caterpie, dodge it then use string shot!" Ash ordered.

Caterpie dodged the sludge coming at him by jumping into the air and landed on the hospital desk and the shot a string shot at the Koffing wrapping it around him once the string shot wrapped around the Koffing it pulled it the Koffing closer then bitch slapped it with his tail right into the wall of the Pokecenter knocking it out.

Everyone in the room went wide eyed and Kajisaru and Meowth stopped their fight "Wow…that is a badass worm…" said Anko in complete shock.

"You got that right…wonder if I should catch one of those…" said Tsunade.

Kajisaru and Meowth blinked a few time until BAM "OW MY FACE!" Kajisaru punched Meowth square in the face "WHY YOU-" BAM "SON OF A-" BAM "AAAH WHAT DID GIOVANNI SAY TO DO WHEN IM IN THIS SITUATION?"

Flashback

"Now Meowth, remember, when you find someone punching you in the face multiple times remember to-" BAM

Flashback end

"AAAAAAGGGGHHHHH, MY FUCKING NOSE!" Meowth screams.

"Chimchar?" Kajisaru sweatdrops and said 'Uh…when are you dodge these dude?'

"Ooooh, that what the boss sai-" BAM "AAAAAGGHHH! JESSIE SUPPORT!" Meowth yells.

Jessie thought for a moment "Well you're one of the cutest things I've ever seen you're a valuable team member you are a nice shade of cream and you're one of the only people I trust in Team Rocket." she finished

"I MEANT BRING OUT YOURE LIKITUNG YOU CRAZY BROAD!" Meowth the seethed in pain "But thanks that made me feel a little bet-" BAM "AAAAH! YA BROKE SOMETHING".

Jessie than threw her pokeball an out came a...pink lizard with a tongue that would make Gene Simmons green with envy.

A question mark appeared on Ash's head "What the heck is that thing" he then pulled out his Pokedex an it said "Lickitung: the licking Pokémon type: Normal gender: Female: It uses a tongue that is more than twice the length of its body to battle."

"Likitung use lick" Jesiie comanded.

The long tounged lizard then shot its toung out at Kajisaru who just grabbed the toung an pulled in the lizard an once the lizard was within 1ft of Kajisaru he pucnhed the sucka out cold.

Kajisaru shook off his fist "Chimchar' he said 'So were was I...oh right FLAME THROWER' Kajisaru shot a torrent of fire at Meowth kncoking him out an burning him.

Jessie and James mouths had already dropped to the floor "Well…that was unexpected…" said James.

Jessie and James made their Pokémon return to their respective Pokéballs and grabbed Meowth and made to run off, until "Surprise, mother fucka! Rasengan!" they were hit with a Rasengan that sent them into the air saying.

"LOOKS LIKE TEAM ROCKET IS BLASTI-OH SHUT THE FUCK UP" Team Rocket was interrupted by Anko and Tsunade as the annoying team left in a twinkle. (Jman: There, happy Coduss? Coduss: only if they die upon landing)

Ash returned his Caterpie to his pokeball, and Kajisaru hoped back onto Naruto's shoulder and gave Naruto a fist bump.

"Hey…uh…Naruto?" Ash said getting Naruto's attention.

"Yeah Ash" asked Naruto

"How the hell did you do that" Ash asked.