***I know I am updating at almost 3 in the morning but yeah...I'm crazy like that...I would like to thank a couple of you personally for reviewing and also want to thank those of you that are following...happy you're enjoying my crazy stories yet again.

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Sam was nervous as he entered walked down the hall to the meeting room where he was informed that Sue was waiting for him with Penny. He prayed that the meeting would go smoothly and that he wouldn't lose a great deal because he couldn't control his penis. He walked in the office and found Penny sitting with her hands together on top of her lap facing the door way. He smiled at her and Sue as he entered and closed the door behind him. He looked over at Penny and gave her a smile again but she didn't return it to him causing him to worry.

"I'm sorry I am late! I had a very…busy night!" he stated before clearing his throat. He looked over at Sue and gestured for her to begin.

"Alright, ladies and lips, let's get this started, huh?" she stood and handed them both a packet and then crossed her arms before speaking. "Let's just address the elephant in the room and clear the air." She walked over to Penny and leaned on the table. "Now we all know why we are here and it's to discuss the opportunity that Sig2 has presented and after reviewing the contracts, Sig Inc., has decided they like Microsoft's offer better." She stood and walked over to Sam and placed her hand on his shoulders. "The elephant in the room is that you two seem to have a romantic history."

"Romantic? No there was nothing romantic about what happened in Vegas." Penny interjected not looking Sam's way.

"Okay…maybe not romantic, but you two have history and that is causing a hurdle with us moving forward with the deal…"

"Ms. Sylvester?" Penny cut her off.

"Actually, it's Mrs.!" she corrected her causing both Sam and Penny to look at her confused. "I married myself about a year ago, very private wedding, only one other person showed up, I still don't know who invited that person. The wedding was great, reception exceptional and might I add that the honeymoon was orgasmic!" she smiled as if remembering the night. Penny looked over to Sam and sighed before continuing.

"Anyway, I just wanted to cut you off to say that we are excited about working with Mr. Evans. Although, he and I have history, I have since moved on and let that go. I never allow my private life to influence what I do and don't businesswise." She finished. Sam let out a sigh of relief and allowed a smile to creep on his face.

"Penny, I just want to go on record saying that I am truly sorry for the way I treated you in Vegas. I should…" Sam started but stopped when she raised her hand up.

"Shoulda coulda woulda's are a waste of time right now, Sam! I am over it!" she stated as she watched him smile. "That night when I woke up and saw that you had left without a simple goodbye…I was angry."

"Damn right you should have been!" Sue exclaimed. Sam looked over at Sue and then back at Penny to apologize once more.

"I'm sorry…I really am."

"Yes…yes…you are sorry…but you did me a favor that night! I thought you were a man but instead you were a scared little boy afraid of commitment and you made me realize I deserved better. Was I mad then, yes! Am I mad now, slightly because I had wondered what I would say to you if I ever saw you again, but I am able to push aside my feelings." She ranted. Sam shifted in his seat as she ripped him a new one. "Like I said, I'm over it and you have a good product…we're looking forward to using the Sig2 and releasing it first quarter of 2016." Sam wasn't sure if he should have jumped from joy or cower in a corner after she finished her rant so he allowed Sue to take it from there.

"Okay then great, now that we have an understanding we can move forward with the deal. We will set up and grand meeting with everyone to present the official Sig2 Tablet." Sue stated as they shook hands.

After the meeting was over, Sue and Sam walked back over to his office. Sam was definitely on cloud nine, sure Penny went off on him but she also was over what happened, and to top it off he had amazing sex last night. At this point, he couldn't wait to see Mercedes for his appointment and knew he needed to do something nice for her. He hadn't taken his medication that day and didn't have urges at all that day. He wasn't sure if it was due to nervousness but he was choosing to say Mercedes had a lot to do with it. As they passed by Rory's desk, Sam called him into the office.

"Rory, I need for you to send in array of flowers to this address for me. Make sure that they use only the purple tulips and have it placed in a vase." He watched as Rory took the note and ignored the looks he was receiving from Sue as he quickly wrote a note thanking Mercedes for the night and weekend they spent together. He also included that he was looking forward to spending many more. He chuckled as he handed it over to Rory after placing it in an envelope. "Make sure she gets this before my appointment at 3pm." He stated.

"Will do sir, right after I finish my work I will pick it up personally." he smiled before turning and leaving the room. Sue turned her gaze to Sam and smiled.

"So, what's going on with you and the Doctor?" she asked. Sam didn't look her way as he replied that it was still none of her business.

"Remember, you're my lawyer not my mother!"

"Yes…I am aware but as your lawyer I am the one that always has to clean up the messes you make." She stated reminding him of all the other times he allowed his penis to ruin his life.

"This time it's different." He said shocking himself and then smiling. "This time I won't screw this up." Sue sighed and got up shaking her head before leaving his office and approaching Rory as he made the order for the flowers over the phone.

"Hey there kiddo, you look tired." She stated leaning on his desk. He looked over at her confused because Sue never spoke to him before.

"I'm not tired at all." He replied with his heavy Irish accent. She rolled her eyes and snatched the note Sam had written of his desk.

"Look, I am heading over by the florist anyway so I can help you, plus with an accent that heavy there might be a chance that they mistakenly give her roses instead. Do you want Sam to be upset with you over that?" she asked looking at him as he thought it over.

"Okay I will let them know that you are picking it up. Thanks Ms. Sylvester!" He said smiling at her as he picked the phone back up.

"It's Mrs…I'm a married woman for crying out loud." She said as she walked off. Sue rushed over to the florist that was written on the paper. She groaned and placed her finger on the door chimer because it annoyed her. Then she watched a ginger haired woman brush the leaves with a toothbrush. "Excuse me, can I get some service here before I die!" she shouted startling the woman. Emma turned and smiled as she removed the gloves from her hands and walked over to Sue.

"I'm sorry I didn't hear you come in…I didn't hear the chimer."

"Yeah I cut it off because it's annoying." Sue replied as she looked around the floral shop. Emma followed behind her with a genuine smile on her face willing to help her.

"Are you here to pick up or place an order?"

"Pick up!" she blurted slinging the paper over to her. Emma looked at it and smiled before disappearing in the back. Sue took that opportunity to rip open the envelope Sam had written his letter in and read it before ripping it to shreds. "Hey can you ring one of these Hallmark cards as well." She shouted just as Emma came back out. "I need a pen as well."

"Okay sure!" she smiled placing it on the counter and handing her a pen. She rang up the items and smiled trying to make conversation. "This Dr. Jones must really love these flowers. These are the 2nd ones I've arranged for her this week." She smiled looking over as Sue wrote a note on the card and placed it in the envelope then tucked it in the flower.

"Oh really, who else bought her flowers?"

"Oh her fiancé Finn Hudson."

"Bengals Quarterback, Finn Hudson? How did she score that?" Sue asked shaking her head. Emma looked over at the woman and realized she had already said enough.

"You have a great day, okay?"

"Oh I will thanks!" Sue stated smiling before pulling out her cellphone to call her office. "Becky, look up the number to Finn Hudson and have it ready for me when I get back! I have a feeling I am going to need it."

"Gotcha!"


Mercedes nodded as she listened to her new patient explain what she felt was wrong with her. The moment she started talking Mercedes could tell that she was telling her only the things she wanted Mercedes to know about. Santana Lopez was in a serious case of denial and Mercedes knew what to do to get her to get out of it eventually, but she wasn't sure if she'd actually do what she suggests.

"So I told my grandma, this is my life and I have to do what's right for me, right! She cut me off! She didn't talk to me for a year. And that was all because I chose to pursue a modeling career." Santana rolled her eyes. "Anyway, so do you think you can fix me?" she asked after a brief pause. Mercedes frowned but looked the girl in the eye and asked:

"Why do you feel you need to be fixed?"

"Well, duh, because I got issues! I feel like all the stress I'm dealing with from my family is pouring over to my love life. For some odd reason I can never enjoy sex with my boyfriend."

"Well, explain to me what your relationship with your boyfriend is like." Mercedes watched as she smiled and tilted her head before explaining.

"Okay well…I met my boyfriend in high school, we dated sophomore year and then broke up, and he dated my good friend Quinn for a little bit…"

"Wait Quinn?" Mercedes asked. It couldn't have been the same Quinn. This town was just way too small for her.

"Yes, Quinn Fabray." She replied with a smile that made Mercedes realize there was more to that story. "Puck and I were just friends at the time so I didn't mind her dating my slopping seconds…and then one day at a wedding we were drunk…"

"You and Puck or You and Quinn?"

"Quinn…she was lonely…I was lonely…we were drunk and had a room…" she smiled as if she could see it playing out in front of her. "I can't explain what happened but for some reason everyone after her just couldn't get me off! So we've been kind of seeing each other here and there since then." she continued to explain and Mercedes continued writing notes. Mercedes really needed to speak with Quinn and figure out how she managed to have everyone crazy over her like this. "Look, I'm not a lesbian or anything so you can just erase that!" she demanded looking at Mercedes notepad.

"I didn't write that you were."

"And I'm not bisexual either."

"No one says that you are."

"I just don't like being labeled or anything. I'm normal! Just a heterosexual girl that just happened to enjoy drunken sex with another girl."

"That's labeling yourself as well but incorrectly." Mercedes added causing the girl to frown. "And who's to say that you aren't normal?" Santana was quiet for a moment and then finally spoke up.

"I just want my grandma to accept me…then I am sure I can fix what I have with Puck." She watched as Mercedes placed her notepad down. "So am I fixable?"

"Santana, I don't believe it's fixing you need." She walked over and sat next to her and placed her hand on hers. "What you need is acceptance! And you cannot expect your grandmother or anyone for that matter to accept you if you can't even accept who you truly are."

"So how do I…"

"First, I want you to go home and stand in front of a mirror and say to yourself that you accept who you are. I want you to say it till you truly believe it and can finally be honest with yourself. Then, I want you to have a talk with your grandmother." She stood up and took Santana's hand helping up as well. "And then I need you to talk to your boyfriend Puck and then tell Quinn how you really feel." Mercedes could tell that Santana was dreading having those conversations. "We'll see how things are going when we meet up again Friday." She stated holding the door opened as Santana walked through.

"Marley, can you please schedule Ms. Lopez for Friday." She smiled then stopped when she noticed Sam's lawyer standing in the waiting area holding flowers. "Sue? To what do I owe this honor?" she asked as she motioned for her to enter her office.

"Oh I come baring gifts." She smiled as she passed by Marley. "See ya later, girl who's name that I won't care to remember in a minute." Mercedes rolled her eyes and followed her into the office before closing the door. "These are for you from Sam, himself. He wanted you to have them before his appointment so he sent me to give them to you." Mercedes eyed the woman skeptically but sighed and flashed a smile as she looked at the flowers. She noticed the note that was tucked in the midst of the flowers and grabbed it. She was blushing as she looked at the flowers and couldn't understand why she was feeling this way over someone like Sam. She couldn't wait to see him so that they could talk about what happened that morning when he left and not to mention discuss his issue with intimacy.

"That note was handwritten by Sam himself! I saw him do it!" Sue added causing Mercedes to look at her again. "Well, I'm going to leave and I'll let Sam know you got the flowers." Sue stated before turning and opening the door and leaving. Mercedes couldn't help the smile that crept on her face as she slid her finger under the flap of the envelope and pulled out the card. The smile that was on her face slowly began to fade as she read how vague it was.

To: Dr. Mercedes Jones

Thank you for all of your help. I have decided to take the advice of my lawyer to switch over to Dr. Anderson on the 3rd floor. Effective immediately!

Sincerely,

Sam Evans

Mercedes couldn't believe what she was reading. Did he really just fire her as his therapist with just 3 sentences on a card? After all that she did for him. Meeting his family, pretending she was his girlfriend and having sex with him, this was how he would end this! She was embarrassed and ashamed of herself as she leaned on her desk and read over the line a couple more times. She had no one else to blame but herself for all this. She knew what he was about. She knew the life he lived. He never promised her that he would be different with her. So why did it hurt to read that? Why did she feel so cheap? Why did she feel heartbroken? She thought they had a moment this morning when he turned back and kissed her. How could she have pegged him wrong?

"Mercedes, are you okay?" Marley asked peeking in. Mercedes sighed and placed the letter in her purse before picking up the vase with the flowers and walking over to Marley.

"Uh…yeah…I need you to prepare the files for Mr. Evans as he is switching over to Dr. Anderson on the 3rd floor." She handed her the flowers and smiled. "I want you to have these flowers…I am suddenly starting to dislike them." She stated as Marley smiled and nodded. "After you're done, you can go home. Sam was going to be our last appointment for the day so call his office and let him know that we have sent his information to the 3rd floor and cancelled all his appointment with us effective immediately as he requested." Mercedes instructed as she moved around the office clearing her desk and then grabbed her purse. "Make sure you thank him for the flowers."

"Okay…uh…was it because of what I did? Did I make him uncomfortable…if so I am truly sorry?" Marley stated.

"No…Marley…it wasn't you! You have a good day and lock up when you're done okay?" Mercedes smiled at the young girl and locked her office door before leaving.


Sam smiled as he noticed the time. He couldn't wait to see her and explain how everything was going great and that he wasn't going to lose his company. He'd never looked forward to seeing a woman the way he was looking forward to seeing Mercedes that day. He grabbed his coat and suitcase and walked out stopping as Rory was on the phone and heard Dr. Jones causing him to stop.

"Rory, what's going on?" he asked as Rory hung up the phone and smiled his way. "Did she get the flowers?"

"Yes sir, she got them and her receptionist just called to thank you for them." Sam frowned as he listened.

"Why didn't she call herself?" he thought to himself.

"She also called and confirmed that all your appointments have been cancelled and your files were transferred to Dr. Anderson effective immediately." Sam felt his heart drop as Rory continued to relay the message. How could she cancel his appointments? He told her he did not want to go with another doctor.

"Did she explain why?"

"No…I'm sorry I didn't ask." He stated looking regretful that he didn't. Sam wondered if he'd scare her off with the flowers and his letter. Was he too forward with expressing how he enjoyed the weekend they shared? He thought they definitely had a moment at the door this morning. When he sat in his car after kissing her goodbye he felt like a married man for just a split second and he liked the way it felt.

"No worries, Rory, you can go have an early lunch I'll just eat in my office." He stated frowning and turning back into his office. He should have known better than to think that things would have been different this time. She knew way too much and what woman would want him after knowing about his urges? He debated calling her and asking her what was wrong but stopped when he thought of all the possible reasons she didn't want to bother with him. "Guess I have no choice but to see Dr. Anderson."