Crack Pot Wonderland

by wolfdawn

This is a story written for my friend's birthday. I hope that you like it. Break is trapped in Abyss and his sole comfort is writing in a diary about his adventures in Abyss. Alice, having lost her memory is a prisoner of her sister who runs a strip club, Cheshire pees on the furniture all the time and Duke Barma is late for his ballet class with Sharon. brelice and I don't own PH

3. Break's Christmas Poem

Just in case you're all wondering, yes, I may do a Christmas special chapter thingy and Alice is probably going to come along soon.

Break's Christmas Poem.

You're all so excited about Christmas

About a fat man breaking into your house for some reason.

But all I want is a lolly.

And all Emily wants is some porn.

Emily calls me a pervert.

So I always call her a slut.

She says that I'm a girl.

For writing in this book.

Now being me is hard, you see;

Life is a disaster, My clothes are a disaster, Emily is a disaster,

My mum is also a disaster.

And so is my mobile phone. (hint hint christmas for me)

Whenever I look at a girl, she thinks I fancy her!

The perverts. Perving off me.

So when you put your god damn presents,

Under your god damn tree,

Remember that I'm broke,

So give something to me.