YOLOO PEEPIES! Yes, that was my rather failed attempt at slang. Now, I know that everyone (okay not everyone but all the people who are still reading this) wants to know what happens. Now, as I haven't finished that yet, I'm going to do this little amusing thing I came up with.

Basically, this is a collection of random shits I think will give you lols. Like jokes and other amusing artefacts.

Here's the first one:

It's called.

If PANDORA HEART'S PEOPLE TEXTED.

Will of the Abyss: Cheshire, you coming 2 mine 4 T?

Cheshire: tfgcn8fc58ivunksw

WOTA: Ummm...Cheshire...are you alright?

Cheshire: I'm hacving ter type with mer foots.

Me: Hey Breeeeaaaaaak

Break: Who gave you my number?

Me: I can see you with my two, TWO eyes.

Me: ◔̯◔

Me: Jealous?

Break: Bitch...

Okay, enough of that retardity that dares to appear in this...retarded story. Shit. Anyway, the next one,

Is called:

15 Things Cheshire Does When he's Bored.

1. Sleep.

2. Ruin all the wallpaper by pissing on it cos' that's what cats do.

3. Eat all the catfood and then complain to the Will about how you feel so fat.

4. Paint your claws multicoloured and pretend to be a girl.

5. Get caught doing this by the will.

6. Get dragged off to therapy.

7. Accidentally call Alice Alice. The wrong Alice.

8. Cry about getting duped at the cat's home by the Will so she can go to a party.

9. Break out of the Cat's Home and feel like a ninja.

10. Sneak into the house and go on the computer to look for porn.

11. Realise that as you don't have any fingers, you aren't very good at using a computer.

12. Try to fix it.

13. Smash the computer up by accident.

14. Think about when the Will's getting back.

15. Panic.

Are you laughing yet? No. Okay.

ANYWAY... This next one is where, all the characters I can be bothered including are going to tell us a story. Basically, one of them says one line and the others have to continue it by saying another line, so in the end we get a little story.

This is an actually activity that me and my friends do in school all the time.

Here we go:

Break: Once there was a fairy cake...

Will: Made out of semen.

Alice: O.O Then a girl ate it...

Will: And she got pregnant.

Glibert: (these people are retarded) Them she had a son and-

Cheshire: And he grew up and became gay.

Me: CHESHIRE! WTF MAN! WTF ARE YOU DOING HERE! YOU AREN'T EVEN SUPPOSED TO GO HERE! GO AND SULK IN THE CORNER UNTIL IT'S YOUR TURN.

Cheshire: -_o Excuuuuuuuuuse me.

Me: You are excused. Now go fuck off to nyan cat land.

Everyone: OOooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh...

Break: Sass...

Yeah... That's enough for now I hope. I hope to update this PROPERLY soon and yes, Alice's mustache and everything that happens in the strip club will become important.