Sitting on the couch of their shared apartment now. That's right not long after the incident that Naruto created two weeks ago, allowed them to get together and move into a shared apartment. In which it didn't take long for the Uchiha to come up with a comeback. Which it may or may not have involved sending Naruto out on a search mission to find his pet dog ramen Uzumaki. Why name a dog ramen only a dope would know.

In which I let Gaara borrow the dog, so that I could get Naruto out of the village to look for him. Oh yes I'm like that. The dope thought it would be funny to do what he did. Think again. But all this involved was just rewatching one of Naruto's favorite movies with his favorite actor in it to pull this off.

Naruto's P.O.V.

'Dammit, why did Sasuke teme have to lose my dog?' Looking around franticly for ramen. He couldn't help but think that this was most likely payback for what he did two weeks ago. Finally upon reaching the gates of Suna and allowed in. He came to realize that Sasuke had done this on purpose and try to treat it as 'Ace Ventura: Pet detective.' Reaching the door to the Kazekage's office finally he just barge's in without knocking.

"What is it now Naruto?" Gaara asked trying not to laugh at his friend.

"You know damn well why I'm here. Sasuke's little plan failed."

"I knew it would, so here is ramen and have fun." Leaving with his dog in tail Naruto couldn't wait till he got back to Konoha. Oh on how he was going to have fun after letting the Uchiha play this scene out.

Everyone P.O.V. 2 days later

Finally upon reaching the gates of Konoha. Sakura who happen to be near when Naruto came back, looked at the peeved face he was making. And of course she knew not to get near him with what happened last time when he seduced Sasuke two weeks ago. Boy did she still have a headache when he yelled at her the other day when she heard on what happened.

Opening the door to their apartment and walking in. But as soon as Naruto walked in he wasn't planning on how it would play out.

"Thank you for finding Ramen, Naruto. Is there any way I can repay you?"

"Well, a reward is nice. I sustained damage to my body. Had to switch to premium."

"Wouldn't it be better to take your pants off?"

"Um, let me think. Sure!"

Dropping down to his knees, and pulling the Uzumaki's pants down. For what happened next only happened in Naruto's dreams. Taking in Naruto's half harden member into his mouth already and things started to get really heated. For Naruto had to throw his hands up and grab ahold of the door jam, while at the same time moaning out Sasuke's name when he deep throated. For Naruto didn't know how much longer he could hold out, till he released into Sasuke's mouth. Oh for sure he was going to get back at his bastard of a boyfriend even worse now.

A/N: Not as good as the first I know. Just running out of ideas. And your ideas could make it here.