"Robin I FINALLY FOUND YOU" With that Robin moved his sword so it rested at Lucina's neck.
"Come a step closer I dare you" He said with a grima tone which was replaced by "LUCINA WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO TO ME"
"I didn't do any-"
"YES YOU DID"
"Robin why are you a woman?"
5 minutes later
"Marth"
Marth hearing this voice assumed the fangirls where attacking or it was Lucina but both of them made him start to run.
"MARTH WAIT I NEED YOU TO TALK TO MASTER HAND FOR me" Robin said watching as Marth's figure faded into the distance.
"But I can't talk to Master Hand after what I pulled"
"Wait I'll JUST ASK ZELDA" With that Robin headed towards Zelda's room
5 minutes later
Robin knocks on the door and is greeted with Peach "Just in time ZELDA ROBINS HERE"
"MAKEOVER"
"So" Peach asked holding up a mirror "how do you like your new look?"
Robin screamed
"Robin stop being dramatic enjoy your day as a woman"
Robin turned over and gave a death glare" SO IT WAS YOU ZELDA"
"Actually it was the whole mansion besides Lucina we thought it would be an awesome"
"I'll show you awesome ELFIRE"
And the mansion burned that night.