Autor's Note: I don't know why but I felt like continue it and make it to a little One-Shot series called 'Dark Pit jokes'. And now here it is. I try my best to write good continues. I hope you enjoy it.
Oh, if some text passsages are awritten like this it means this is the dialoge in the chat. Please don't wonder. But Emotics are written normal.
I was sitting on the desk and played with my Nintendo 3DS 'Super Smash Bros.'. I was Sonic, batteling in the Allstar Mode. Nothing special happened there. But when I was almost at the last fight my phone rang. I took my 3DS away and looked if somebody phoned or texted me. And...
Text message. That wasn't very suprising first. I always get one from Captian Falcon. This stupid womanizer. Tries to flirt with every woman, but fails. Also I always ignore him.
But when I looked at the name I was a bit suprised. Dark Pit sent me a text message? Normally he just tlaks to me. Oh well. Then lets see what he has written...
"Hey Kitten. Whatcha doing?"
"Nothing special. Is there a problem again?", I typed. I didn't have to wait long for a response.
"No. Can't I just send you a message -.- ?"
"No problem. I was just wondering. Normally you just send one if there is something wrong with Sonic."
"Really? Well then this is our first chat per texts."
I looked confused. What is wrong with him? But then I shook my head and responded: "Are you glad or something?"
"Maybe."
"I want a clear answer!"
"Oh, is my little cat driving mad? ;)"
"What is that suppose to mean?"
"Nothing. I just asked Kitten."
"Don't do that. I hate that and you know. Also stop writing 'Kitten'. It's embarassing."
"Kitten. Kitten. Kitten. Kitten. Kitten."
"Hey! I said stop!"
"XD"
"Is that a prank of yours?"
"Nope. I would never do this to you babe."
My face beacme hot. Very hot. I turned bright red. I didn't have to look into a mirror to notice.
"Also not 'Babe'!"
"But wich nickname shall I use then?"
"Just 'Hiro' is fine!"
"But then I wouldn't make clear you're someone special to me."
"I don't care!"
"o_O Since when you talk like that?"
"You mean write."
"Whatever. Don't drive crazy, I just joked."
"You did?"
"Yes, I did. You should know best Kitten.
I typed nothing for a few minutes. "J... Just joking? I... Is that so?", I shuttered nervously. Suddenly another message from Dark Pit plopped up. It read:
"Now I can't stop laughing. XD I imagine you perfectly. Cute but confused of this. Like always. XD"
I grummled. What does he think? I typed very fast:
"Why did you do that!?"
"Well... After I had a shower I felt like it."
"Wait... So you mean... You're typing..."
"Yep. Sitting on my bed. Just a towel on."
I gluped and turned more red.
"Do you want to see it?", he suddenly asked in his mjessage. I was able to feel the grin behinde this.
"N... No... NO THANKS!", I replied. "I'm off!" and threw the phone on my bed. I gasped while still feeling hot.
"Dark Pit you perverted idiot!"