Lisa's skateboard incident
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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Lisa Simpson was furious! First, Bart sabotaged her alarm clock-Again!
Which caused her to miss her bus-Again! And Mom and dad weren't around to
take her to school-Again! And of course she couldn't use her bike because her
father sold it to pay off a bookie-Again! Lisa attempted to calm herself down
with her usual mental mantra: "Just 10 more years." As she was calming
herself down, she happened to glance around and spot Bart's skateboard. Lisa
looked at it for a second before shrugging. Why not? Bart rode them all the
time...there didn't seem to be any trick to them...
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She'd been wrong! Oh so very wrong! Thought lisa as she swerved out of
control through the city on the skateboard. Lisa tried to calm herself as she
struggled to keep from losing 15 pounds worth of flesh! "Calm down lisa,
you've been through worse...you can do this." thought lisa to herself right before she smacked into a bramble bush-
RIP!
Lisa watched in horror as her dress slowly began to unravel...
I guess I spoke too soon. Thought a miserable Lisa as her nightmare continued...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
I guess this sort of has aspects of my DISTAFF-COUNTERS challenge...for more info of this challenge and others look at my profile.
also, could someone contact the deviant artist Markmak or show me how to contact him? I'd like to talk to him, but the computer won't let me comment on my deviantart account.
Also don't forget to give a shout out to my mom's birthday story on my page!
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