A/N: This was written for my friends birthday a few days ago, and I wrote this in like, 10 minutes, so... Also! It' based on a tumblr post! Enjoy!
"I hate you."
"Well, I, um, I hate you too, you.. you dumb fuck!"
The Briton did not even look mildly offended, he just looked slightly irritated and grumpily sarcastic.
Or, wait! That's how he looked like everyday. He was definitely not impressed by the gratifying words Alfred brought upon him.
"Are you serious?"
Alfred at least had the decency to look a little bit sheepish, "Uhh... um, well. It kinda depends, y'know. I mean, if you were asking about how I hated you then I, uhh," He stopped himself, gulping. "Um, I mean. Which part?"
Arthur looked at him blankedly and blinked, "Never mind."
And then it was silent, they weren't talking.
It was, of course, Alfred who broke the silence. "Also, If you were wondering... I don't hate you, dude," he whispered under his breath.
"Are you serious?" The Brit looked confused, he tilted his head a little to the side.
The American chuckled nervously, and said, laughing, "Well. Are you? Are you serious?"
"Well.."
"I don't hate you bro," Alfred muttered. "Actually! I love you! Homo," the American exclaimed, grinning cheerfully. The Briton just blushed.
"Are you sure you weren't trying to say 'No homo?' Really now," Arthur shook his head slowly, smiling slightly.
"Nope!" Alfred cried excitedly. "I mean it! Like, full homo."
And now Arthur was confused. This was strange. "Uh? Full homo? Are you trying to fool me? What does that even mean?"
"Like, super full homo, man. Like, super duper homo. Go out with me?" After he said that, Alfred went silent. He looked at Arthur, all hopeful.
"Are you serious?"
Here we go again.
"Do you want me to be?"
A/N: Um, well. I'm not expecting much, but please do leave a review to express your opinions on my drabbles! Thank you for reading, and have a nice day!