"What? Demons?" OK, Zero has guessed that Dante might be asylum runaway, but he never asked for his suspicion to become reality.. fuck he needs to runaway before this crazy guy forces him into killing spree...
"And No kid, as amusing as it sounds, I'm not a mental patient and certainly not a runaway from any asylum", Dante spoke up before Zero can form any escape plan.
"Look old man, I can't join your whatever crazy plan you formed in your fucked up head, I'm already homeless, I don't want to add 'psychopathic mass murderer' on my list."
"Hahaha!, this coming from someone who thinks he is a vampire and kills them also", those words from Dante successfully stopped Zero's ranting. Dante had a creepy grin on his face, as if he knew worlds darkest secret. How the fuck the guy knew about his condition? he was certain he was feeling good today, he had strangely no blood thrust, he never revealed his fangs, nor did he tried to bite Dante... than how the fuck did the guy knew? who in the hell was he?
"How on earth? how did you...", Zero stammered,"I made sure...I made sure...!"
"You think I'm a retard kid? This old man knows things that your puny brain can't digest, and you made sure what kid? to not bite me? you really think that was enough to hide your condition? let me burst your bubble than boy, You reek of vampire venom. Even lowest level of demons can smell it."
"Damn you old man, you stalked me good!"
"I never denied it kiddo."
"So I even stink of those things huh...as if having blood lust wasn't enough..", Zero sighed. "So that woman's shadow will never leave me", Zero thought. "I even smell like her venom that has cursed me for life.. Why Ichiru? why did you do this to me? What did I do so wrong that you gave me this terrible fate? wasn't I a good brother to you? just why?", Zero thought while rubbing his face.
"Old man, I still don't believe you about demons being real"
"Who the hell told you to believe me kid? You can see them for yourself!", Dante got up from the couch and grabbed his jacket.
"..." Zero was still confused.
"Well you following me?", Dante said while picking up his gigantic sword thingy and strapping it in his back like it's weightless. "How the fuck does he do that?" Zero thought, "Please lord, don't let him turn out to be Clark Kent".
"Hurry up you lazy Bum", Dante shouted at Zero.
"Because I will commit suicide if my favorite superhero has this kinda attitude", Zero thought again.
"Hurry up kid! don't make me carry you!", Dante shouted again.
"Yah! yah!.. coming old man, no need to shout!"
"Nah!, he ain't no superman! with that crappy attitude.. just nope.", Zero thought again.
They were back at the park again. It was already midnight, meaning, no human was around so this place was perfect for whatever crazy stunt and voodoo magic Dante wanted to do. Then Dante suddenly threw his coat at Zero's face, throwing him off guard.
"Wear it and stand behind that tree, do not come out until I tell you to,do not speak to me unless you are asked to and lastly, do not try to do something stupid, got it?", Dante said with an authoritative tone. Zero huffed at his bossy attitude, the old man was doing it from the beginning and he hated it, whats with him ordering Zero around like that?
"Fine whatever your Majesty", Zero said sarcastically, which earned him a painful knuckle punch on his head.
"OW! What the hell old man!", Zero shouted while rubbing his sore spot.
"Keep up with that attitude and you will soon have soap in your mouth",Dante said while he turned away from Zero. "Oh and one more thing", he said while unstrapping that gigantic sword from his back. "Hold onto your blood lust".
"What?", Zero said in confusion, he now was wearing Dante's coat which was very big on him and very heavy.
Dante ignored Zero, and surprised him by cutting his left wrist with his sword. Droplets of liquid blood oozed from the cut and was dripping on the ground. Zero finally understood what Dante meant by to "hold onto his blood lust". He could smell the scent from the blood all the way from the tree he was standing and it smelled amazing like pure heaven. Zero has smelt and tasted two powerful pure-blooded vampire's blood, but damn, nothing smelt like Dante's blood. It had hint of rose and something very familiar that Zero can't point out. He could tell his eye was already glowing red and he closed them to have some control. It took his every will to not run over to Dante and lick his opened wrist, but somehow he managed to stay put by clutching the tree like a lifeline.
They stood there exactly like that for five minutes, which felt like hours for Zero. Both of them were silent, in fact it felt like the world has gone mute. Zero felt bad vibes all around Dante, like something bad was going to happen at any time entire situation made Zero very uncomfortable and Dante's still flowing blood wasn't helping either.
Zero looked away from Dante's wrist and stared at his face. It seems Dante was sniffing and looking around clearly trying to find something, then Dante's face stopped at his left, and he grinned, it seems whatever he was looking for was found. Zero was confused at first, until he smelt something strange and nasty.
The whole park smelt of a strange foul odor. It smelt like lizard poop that Zero has smelt from the Zoo when he went to field trip from his school last summer and no way can forget the nasty dirty cages of animals,and now, he is smelling something really similar. Then strangely he felt vibration on the ground, like something heavy was approaching. Dante still was grinning, just more alert, his sword now was in his hand. The vibration got closer and closer and more fiercer and then suddenly Zero heard a large growl.
What Zero saw, just can't be it was impossible, this thing, whatever the hell this thing is not real. Yah, Zero was positive that he was dreaming, he may have fallen asleep under this stupid tree or that damn Crazy old man has fed him some drug. After all, this giant lizard thing with a creepy human head can't be real. Zero kept pinching himself to get himself up from this horrid nightmare. But alas it wasn't working, maybe he should try banging his head against the tree, yah, this one should work. But before he proceed, Dante started laughing.
And it wasn't like "LOL" laughing, it was more like yandere psychopath laughing.
"Well, well,Well", Dante spoke after he was finished with his yandere moment. "I caught myself a big fish!, see this kid?", his grin now turned into creepy scowl."This is what a real demon looks like".
Then surprisingly that giant human lizard thing spoke too, "Son of Sparda, I will eat your flesh!"
"Uh who knew Godzilla speaks?".
"How dare you half breed! DiE!". That thing or demon charged at Dante, Zero wasn't breathing at all, he was scared shitless, and he was positive that Dante will die and so will he after that demon finished with Dante. Wait, hold on! what did that thing just called Dante? Son of Sparda? HALF-BREED? why does the name Sparda sounds so familiar again?
"Well I'm not the only mutt here now is it?", Dante said after magically dodging the demon and is now currently scratching his head with that giant sword of his.
"I mean did you look at your face? You look like some sick result of dinosaur and human rutting! hahahahaha".
"AAAAHHHHH", the demon roared again, "HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF BEING A HALF BREED YOU EXCREMENT!".
"Would you watch your language idiot, there is a kid here".
"THAT'S IT TRASH, DIEE!", the demon charged again at Dante again, with triple speed then before. Zero closed his eyes not wishing to see Dante being squashed to pulp and then being eaten. But to his surprised he didn't hear the sound of Dante's painful scream, instead he heard of a two metal banging. Confused, he opened his eyes and he couldn't believe the sight he was seeing.
Dante has stopped that giant demon claw by that giant sword from squashing him. How is this possible? That demon was gigantic, by gigantic he means the size of ten leveled building, and those claws looked sharp and heavy, there is no way that sword can do it. How come it didn't break? and how come Dante looks like he is bored? AND HOW COME HE IS USING ONLY ONE HAND?!
"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?! , Zero screamed in his mind.
"Well, that was disappointing, with that size of yours, I thought you would be very fun to play with", Dante said yawning. "Well I guess game is over".
Then Dante did another impossible thing, he just jumped and slashed the demon into two halves. Fountain of blood were spraying everywhere covering Dante and unfortunately Zero too. But Zero didn't notice it because he was too shocked and stunned to have anymore new reaction. Dante just stared at Zero still grinning, covered red blood and completely ignoring two giant pieces of lizard meat in the background. After ten second of silence, Zero found little strength to speak.
"You..."
Dante grinned. "Me?"
"Yoouu... just what exactly are you?"
"Well what do you think I am?"
"No it can't be..you..can't be...no.."
"Why don't you say it out loud kid?"
Well, Zero wasn't able to say it loudly, but he did say "Superman", before he fainted...again.
"Superman?! come on!", Dante said disappointed, out of every option, you call me a superman?. He sighed and picked up unconscious Zero and slinging him on his shoulder like a potato sack. "We need to do something about this fainting spell of yours, idiot."
He started to walking to his hotel again ignoring lizard meats and bloods.
Then he slowly smiled remembering what the kid said before fainting like a girl.
"Clark Kent of all things huh?".
"You make lame jokes".
Sorry for late updates guys. I was so busy!
Also, the amount of reviews is freaking me out lol! I never expected to you guys to like this story. Wow thanks a lot! XD.
And one more thing people, I know my story sucks, and you can't understandt half of things. But I do want you to notice of little off things. Those are clues of what will reveal as story goes on. As an example, Why did Dante say "this coming from someone who thinks he is a vampire", instead of "this coming from someone who is vampire"?
Omake: Twilight may cry.
Zero: No it can't be..
Dante: Say it out loud.
Zero: You no, no you just can't be.
Dante: Say it out loud.
Zero: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ARE EDWARD FUCKING CULLEN!
Then magically sun appeared at 11pm of midnight, then Dante turned around ripping out his shirt, revealing his hairy chest which started to sparkle.
Then Zero started to cry and wail.
Zero: NNNOOO!*Sniff!Sniff!* Nooo.. Why?! I thought you were Clark Kent!
Dante: Nuu I'm Edward. BELLAAHHH! *runs to Lady* I WILL SHAVE I MEAN SAVE YOUUU!
Lady: WTF man. *shoots*
Dante 0, Lady 100, yah just for shooting Dante.
Zero: T_T FML.
Omake : Nero May Cry. (Yah just cause I love you guys, you get two omakes)
Virgil: Come here Nero.
Nero: I said I'm sorry Daddy!
Virgil: No sorry won't do. Come here before I drag you here myself!
Nero: Daddy I swear I won't touch Yamato again.
*Virgil grabs Nero and pushes the bastard on his lap butt facing him.*
Virgil: *Spanks* Not only you touched my sword.
Virgil: *Spanks* You stole it.
Virgil: *Spanks* then you used it as your fork.
Virgil: *Spanks* and then you used it to bully kids to get money.
Virgil: *Spanks* then somehow you broke it into half.
Virgil: *Spanks* then you tried to stick it together with duck tape.
Virgil: *Spanks* then it failed and you threw it into the garbage.
Virgil: *Spanks* it took me 2 days to search for it,
Virgil: *Spanks* in a dirty, disgusting landfill.
Virgil: *Spanks* Then it took me 2 more days to reattach and wash it.
*After Seven more Spanking*
Nero: T_T I'm sorry! wahhh!*rubs sore butt *
Virgil: Now go to your room and think hard of what you did.
Nero: *Snif* *Snif* ok.*Decides to run away like a little bitch*
Dante:*Appears out of nowhere* What's up Virgil!
Dante: *Smells* ewww!man you smell disgusting. Did you bathed in a sea of poop?
Virgil: *Sigh* =_= FUCK . MY . LIFE .