"Kid"
"Unf..!" Zero was feeling very warm and snuggy, and was getting very annoyed at the person who was rousing him from his nice sleep.
"Oi Kid"
"Unnff!" Zero never had a such a good sleep since he came to the shitty academy. Either he has a terrible blood thirst or that idiot chairman would force him to watch over the night class letting his ex sister to sleep. He would never get a proper sleep there.
"tsk! Oi Kid wake up!"
"Argg!" Zero snuggled more into the hug pillow. It was really warm and hard and that thumping noise was similar to a heart beat, it was very comforting...wait..wah?!
Zero finally opened his eyes and was faced with a black pillow. The pillow had abs and was apparently really comfy, like a real human chest. He looked up and was saw Dante staring at him with a smirk. That finally broke him from his dreamy state. He finally observed the situation he was in.
Dante was laying beside him, using his hands as pillow, and Zero was laying on his left side, snuggled onto him, his head on Dante's chest and his left leg over his waist. There was a awkward silence until Dante broke it.
"You are drooling on me, kid."
"GAH!" Zero quickly detached himself from Dante and Sat up. "Wah, why are you here?",He stammered.
"Huh? what do you mean by why am I here? it's my bed,I paid for it.". Dante said yawning and flexing his arms. "You should be glad that I didn't left you on the cold floor".
"You could have have left me on the couch!"
"Oh, the couch, Yah. I didn't think you would have acted such a sissy about it. We are both dudes dumbass. It's already in your Japanese culture to bath with each other naked, so I didn't see any problem sleeping on the same bed. And I'm old enough to be your dad".
"But still you could have put me on the couch.." Zero said while blushing.
"Heh, first thought of it, but you were shivering like a wet cat, so I had to put you on the bed. By the way, do you remember last night?".
"huh? last night?...
...
...
"Wait a minute..", he remembered what happened the night before. The giant monster, Dante turning out to be the Superman, him fainting like a chick..again.
"Uhh! I FAINTED AGAIN?!" Zero screamed and wailed. "NOO! WHY? JUST WHY! AS IF I WASN'T HUMILIATED ENOUGH!". He pointed his index at Dante with a accusatory tone, "YOU! YOU JUST CAN'T BE THE SUPERMAN! I REFUSE!"
"Wah! chill idiot. And shut your trap about the comic hero. I'm not a nerd in a disguise". Dante was now scratching his ear canal, dismissing the brat.
"Just what the hell was that thing? And how were you able to defeat it so easily?".
"It's because I'm a half Demon."
"What?,and even if you were a half demon, why were you so strong then? this doesn't make fucking sense! and what is a Demon anyways? why the fuck I didn't see them all my hunting life? Just what the hell is going on here? HEY! STOP IGNORING ME!". While Zero was rambling, Dante had got off from the bed, and was calling the motel service for delivering their breakfast.
"I will answer to when you start behaving brat". He said after putting down the land phone. "Don't make me spank you, cause you are seriously asking for it".
Zero faced reddening again, nobody in his entire life of sixteen years, has threaten to spank him. Not his parents, not even his didn't needed to. He did whatever he was ordered to do. Then again he realized that he was been unusually rude to the guy. After all he did saved his ass and gave him food and shelter. But can you blame him? He lost every trust in adults, and he just got kicked out (even if it was voluntarily, he doubt that they were even looking for him). Maybe he was the one wrong here.
"Um..", Zero stammered, embarrassed and looked down. Dante was now fixing his hair in the dresser mirror, ignoring him. Maybe he was really mad this time. His usual silly grin was replaced with a frown.
"Imsorrydante", Zero mumbled. Dante looked at him from the mirror. "I don't speak gibberish kid, speak Japanese".
"I said I'm Sorry Dante". Dante grinned and walked up to the blushing Zero and ruffled his hair. "It's fine brat, you really did tire me out".
"Will you Stop calling me Kid or Brat! Use my name!"
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"I forgot to properly introduce myself didn't I?"
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"Jeez, I really have been a brat didn't I?", Zero sigh rubbing his face. "I'm sorry again Dante, my name is Zero, Zero Kiryuu".
"Hey Zero", Dante said staring at his face.
"Yah?"
"You stink". Zero threw a pillow square at Dante's face.
A freshly showered Zero with fresh clothes was sitting beside Dante, eating breakfast. It was pizza again, but he didn't give a fuck. He will always welcome free food. As they were eating, Dante was telling him what Demons are.
" The origin of Demon started with a group on angels who defied God". Said Dante as he was chewing a slice of pizza. " So obviously they were cast out at hell".
"Wait, so why would they defied god anyways?",Zero asked as he stopped eating.
"hmm..after God created the angels, He tested their fidelity to Him before admitting them to the Beatific Vision, the sight of His very essence. For purely spiritual beings, this "seeing" of God's essence would be a purely intellectual vision. Some angels obeyed the divine test; others did not. Those who disobeyed were irreversibly transformed into demons and cast out of heaven.
it may seem surprising that some angels would choose to hate God. But we need to understand that those who rebelled saw God no longer as a good—as the Good—but as the oppressor of their freedom. Hate was born as their wills resisted the call of God and held fast to the decision to leave their creators house".
"Wah! wah !wait here", Zero interrupted Dante. "Why would they cast them out of heaven? couldn't god like give them counselling or something?".
"I got to say kid, you are sharp." Dante said grinning, "that is what you common people were led to believe".
Zero's eye widened. Wow, isn't this what they taught them in the church, or any religion there is? this is some fucked up shit. "So what is the real story?"
"Actually those Demon weren't actually angels to begin with. When god created angels, he also created a different being, that were very different from normal angels".
"Um, so what is the difference between them?", asked Zero curiously.
"Angels and demon were different by their element. You see God created Angels, demons and us Humans, with three different elements. Angels were created with light, demons were created with fire and we human and animals were created with soil".
"This is bullshit. Human came from monkeys". Zero huffed.
"Dumbass, you encountered vampires and even Demon last night and yet you still don't believe me? there is a reason why human decomposes to soil when they die, and my story isn't finished yet".
"Sorry continue..", Zero sigh.
"God at first created angels, he gave them beauty,powers,and his own love ,which of course angels returned it with their utter devotion and absolute obedience. What God actually didn't give them, was conscious and , demons were different in this aspect. He equipped them with their own will and emotions just like humans. The difference is, is that they had super powers, where humans were bare".
"Then why did he created Demons anyway? even humans?".
"heh, he wanted them to take care of the underworld, and gave humans the Earth".
"WHAT?"
"You see, angels were charged to take care of both heaven and hell". Dante laughed, he knew this history lesson was fucked up. He didn't blame the poor lad to become so confused.
"Hold on I'm confused. Doesn't demons live in hell?"
"No, Demon lives in underworld, it's a completely different parallel dimension from earth. It is also called"The second earth" or even The Netherworld".
Zero's jaw dropped. What was he hearing? what kinda shit is this? what did he learned in his childhood?
"Then what the fuck is hell then?"
"heh, hell is a place where sinners go when they die or something for punishment. That is a entirely a different topic".
Zero was filling very dizzy now. Everything he heard was very unbelievable. He was lied his entire life.
"So then..what are vampires then?"
"Vampire are just a very lower class demons who got permission to live in earth by Sparda".
"Um who is this Sparda?" Zero asked Dante. Something told him that, he might know who this person was. Now he remembered the Sparda dude when his tutor was teaching him about the hunter history. Sparda was said to be the Deity of Both vampires and Hunters. He was the one who grant hunter the power to create anti vampire weapon to kill vampires. But Zero knew there was another plot hole about the dude. So he asked Dante anyways.
"Sparda was the great dark knight or army general of Mundus".
"Who is Mundus?", Zero got really thirsty and started to drink from the large bottle.
"Hmm..he was ex evil ruler of the underworld, later killed by Sparda".
"I see.", Zero took another gulp of water.
"Um Dante?", asked Zero again.
"Yah?"
"Why your last name is Sparda?"
"Um, because he is my dad".
Zero almost threw up his water vomit on Dante, but he moved away in lightning speed. He barfed on the couch. The cleaning lady must not have been happy.
Omake. Texting (found it online, not my idea)
Zero: I got "A" in my Chem!. :D
Dante: WTF, well done.
Zero: WTF?, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
Dante: Well That's Fantastic.
Zero: You are soo lame.
Texting 2.
Zero: Dad, there's a bat on the outside of the bathroom door. Can you get rid of it?
Zero: Pls, Hurry, because I'm going to cry.
Zero: Dad?
Zero: dad? D:
Dante: Dad is dead you're next, love "The Bat".
Zero: FUCK YOU!
:D so I gave you big chapter. And please don't use religion bull crap with me, because I wrote it for the story. Good news, I got a Beta. :D she is going to fix all the chapters. Ain't ye happy? XD Thanks LCMarvel. :D