Clandestine affair.
Yuu and Patricia are on a date, sitting across each other in a booth of a cute cafe downtown.
Yuu:I don't think she'll follow us here.
Patricia: Talk about persistent, It's like she's after our life!
Both sip tea daintily in their British style.
Yuu: She should concentrate on her other stories as well and let us rest once in a while.
Patricia: Yes! I mean, I need my beauty sleep. (Points to her eyes) See? dark circles!
Both sip on their tea again.
Patricia: I've heard their tarts are quite famous. (looks at the menu)
Yuu: We should order some. (gestures for a waiter)
A small 5'2 man runs to them, suspicious in his pink moustache and red wig.
Patricia: I'd like the raspberry tart and Yuu- (looks at the waiter just now.)
Both the Japanese man(candy) and blonde beauty stare at the man and flinch.
Author(removes pink moustache and red wig): Oh! here you are! I was looking every where for you. Bet you didn't recogonize me!
Both continue to stare at the shrimp of a girl speechlessly shocked.
Author(pulls out the script magically from nowhere): So i was thinknig about this part, you could be dressed in that dress. THey'll be bringing equipment and props here anytime soon.
Still staring at the author with no change in emotion.
Author: It was such an excelleny idea! A cafe! A secret date to confess forbidden love, That's sexaaay! (pokes Patricia)
Both Patricia's and Yuu's eyes meet and they nod to each other.
They vanish into thin air.
Author looks around hastily in hopes to spot the Alien hentai's super parents. Suddenly spots Takumi walking his gorgeous way up the road, his hands in his jeans pockets.
Author(waving): Hey! Takumi! seen your parents?
Takumi(turning languidly to stare at the author): Yea. Up the road.
Author: Thanks! (winks and thumbs up as Takumi continues to stare at her lazily as she runs up the road.)
Patricia and Yuu come out of nearby bushes.
Patricia (pulling at Takumi's cheeks): Thank you Baby boy! I love you my little princyyyy! ( stands on tippy toe to kiss Takumi's cheeks)
Yuu also pats his shoulder in gratitude before they run off to most possibly rendevous while the author gets lost and reaches Shanghai instead. (I dunno, seems like nice place to get lost in)
-This utter nonsense is brought to you by my illogical mind high on Caffeine. New Chapter awaits you tomorrow as i pull an all-nighter and try to get all tasks overdue complete! I hope this atleast makes you laugh (at me) My other 2 stories namely 'Toxic' and 'Behind These Hazel Eyes' have 'similar but not so' Crazy Chappies updated so you can check the latest chapter post and laugh (at me) too! Oyasuminasai!-