Getting to know you, subchapter seven: Pyros
The Pyro on the male team was having a marvelous day. The bubbling cherubs in his world of candy canes and rainbows had let him alone after they all hid behind a giant gumdrop together, and so he was frolicking along through hills made of cotton candy. Music played softly in the distance, nostalgic music that made everyone in the world giddy.
But then Pyro saw something not so happy. A bunch of grey, nasty, dirty gnomes were at the bottom of one of the cotton candy hills. They were piling on top of each other, and looked grumpy and sad. Pyro wanted to help the gnomes, but how to do it? Bubbles! Of course, bubbles were the key! He reached around to whip out his bubblemaker, but remembered he'd left it on the other side of rainbow lake. How sad; Pyro could not help the filthy gnomes.
But then, he saw something coming over the next cotton candy hill. It was another pyro! This pyro was shooting bubbles through a bubblemaker, skipping and laughing, and the filthy gnomes were surrounded by the bubbles and they all began to smile.
" Mhmmhhm!" The first pyro called.
" Mhmhjm mhh! Mhhhmhnm mnmnhhm mhm. " The second replied. What marvelous insight into their character! How astute, how classy and informed their speech. How wonderful the numerous things it revealed about them. You don't meet someone like that everyday, let me tell ya folks.
The pyros danced together with the filthy gnomes, surrounded by bubbles and a rainbow split the bubblegum pink sky.
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The male scout looked on in dumbfounded horror as the pyros from both teams gathered the entire bases trash cans into a single closet, and set them on fire. They kicked the scattered ashes of burned chip wrappers and rotting vegetables into the hall with malicious force, the entire time spewing more flame.
Shaking his head and walking away, the scout wondered what decisions in his life had led him to be around this sort of insanity.