Hey guys have you noticed that I have been updating like daily? That is because these chapters have been pre written and that may change… Sorry! So ummmmm….. I think that is it I am working on chapters four, five, and six for you all though! All I have to do is edit this chapter and write those! :D I have all ideas written down but I have yet to write them Ha,ha so I do apologize sorry guys.
Amanda Brewer: I Cook it…. You eat it!
I Buy it…. You wear it!
I Wash it… You put it away!
I Clean it…. You keep it clean!
I say Bed Time… You say good night!
I say get off the phone… You hang up!
I say No…. You don't ask why! ~~~~~~ CAUSE I'M THE MOM! :D
Jack Anderson: Yes Ma'am!
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Danny Brewer: Teenagers: Tired of being harassed by your stupid parents? Act Now! Move out, Get a Job, and Pay your bills while you still know everything!
Amanda Brewer: Um excuse me
Danny Brewer: …
Amanda Brewer: That's what I thought
Jack Brewer: I have no words to say about this… I'm scared too
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Jerry Martinez: Yo every time I see a math problem it looks like this: If I have ten ice-cubes and you have eleven apples. How many pancakes fit on the roof? Answer: Purple because aliens don't wear hats.
Jack Brewer: Only you Jerry only you
Jerry Martinez: It's true Yo!
Milton Krupnick: Depends on how big your roof is
Jack Brewer: O.o what?
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Milton Krupnick: An old Cherokee told his grandson: "My son, there's a battle between two wolves inside us all one is evil, it's anger, jealousy, greed, resentment, inferiority, lies, and ego. The other is good it's joy, peace, love, hope, humility, kindness, and truth." The boy thought about it and asked: "Grandfather which wolf wins?" The old man quietly replied "The one you feed"
Jerry Martinez: O.O um… I don't know how I feel about this
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Eddie Jones: Dude!
Jack Brewer: What the… what's your problem?!
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Eddie Jones: My parents should be proud of me… there are kids out there that are addicted to cigarettes, addicted to alcohol, addicted to drugs, getting pregnant, and then there's me… my parents should be SO proud of me
Mama Jones: I am proud of you but a little less because you posted this!
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Ashley Brewer: In and ideal world no one would talk before 10 a.m. people would just hug, because waking up is really hard
Jack Brewer: Not really, I have a beautiful angel to wake me up everyday
Ashley Brewer: Quick guess, Kim?
Jack Brewer: No, Kim is gorgeous!
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Kim Crawford: Vending machines are so homophobic, I'm sorry if my dollar isn't straight enough for you!
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Danny Brewer: Mom stop you're not funny, you never make any jokes.
Amanda Brewer: I made you
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Jack Brewer: Dang bro, would you like some ice for that burn?
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Angie Jackson: I'm leaving for the weekend so I hid $100 in your room for food, clean your room and you'll find it.
Dallas Jackson: Yes mother! *scared eyes*
Kristen Crawford: This mom… knows how to roll!
Katie Crawford: And I don't?!
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Kim Crawford to Jack Brewer:
[1] I need to tell you a secret look at 5
[2] The answer is look at 11
[3] Please don't get mad look at 15
[4] Calm down don't be mad look at 13
[5] First look at 2
[6] Don't be that angry look at 12
[7] I just wanted to say… I love you c:
[8] What I wanted to tell you is… The answer is on 14!
[9] Be patient look at 4
[10] This is the last time I'm going to do this… promise… look at 7
[11] I hope you're not mad when I say look at 6
[12] Sorry look at 8
[13] Don't be mad look at 10
[14] I don't know how to say this but look at 3
[15] You must be really mad, look at number 9
Jack Brewer: I love you too! :)
Kim Crawford: Love you more! :D
Jack Brewer: No I love you more! :D
Kristen Crawford: Awe you two are so cute together!
Kim Crawford: Thanks for ruining the moment sis…
Jack Brewer: its okay Kim my brother would do the same :P
Danny Brewer: I would! XD
Jack Brewer: "Dislike"
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Danny Brewer: Whenever a bird craps on my car I eat a plate of scrambled eggs on my front porch just to let them know what I'm capable of…
Kristen Crawford: 8O
Kim Crawford: :O
Jack Brewer: YOU'RE SO MESSED UP!
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Amanda Brewer: I can't believe that I raised you…
Kristen Crawford: Today we had a test and here was the question…
Q: What do you think is the best solution to over population? Support your argument with examples
My answer: The Hunger Games
Kim Crawford: What did you get on that question?
Kristen Crawford: I got it wrong… But my teacher said nice try though :D
Kim Crawford: Not sure if a fail, or an accidental epic win…
Rudy Evans: The biggest lie I tell myself is "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it"
Eddie Jones: True that!
Jack Brewer: It's so true!
Kim Crawford: It's happened so many times that it's funny
Jerry Martinez: Yo it the truth!
Rudy Evans: Great friends you are…
Dallas Jackson: In bed, it's 6 am. You close your eyes for five minutes and it's 7:45. In school, it's 1:30, close your eyes for five minutes, it's 1:31. -_-
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Kristen Crawford: I'm a female
Fe= Iron
Man= Male
Therefore I'm Ironman! :D
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Kim Crawford: I bet I can top that
Kristen Crawford: I'd like to see you try *devious smirk*
Kim Crawford: I'm nobody
Nobody's perfect
Therefore I'm perfect! :D
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Kristen Crawford: 8O What?!
Kim Crawford: I win!
Kristen Crawford: Wha- You Cheated!
Kim Crawford: You can't cheat at what you're good at ;)
Jack Brewer: That awkward moment when you're digging a hole to burry a body and you find another body…
Amanda Brewer: Do I really want to know?
Jack Brewer: Probably not
Amanda Brewer: Well okay then want a cookie?
Jack Brewer: Would love one :)
Danny Brewer: Oh, but you can believe you raised him? Whatever.
Jerry Martinez: To Rock, Paper, and Scissors: STOP FIGHTING!
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Jack Brewer: Only you Jerry, Only you
Kim Crawford to Donna Tobin: Don't think as yourself an ugly person, think of yourself as a very beautiful monkey! :D
Donna Tobin: Speak for yourself Kim!
Kim Crawford: I speak for everyone who doesn't like you
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Kim Crawford: See?
Jack Brewer: Anybody else just lay in bed just making mental movies of perfect scenarios in life?
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Kristen Crawford: Disney made a better love story in eight minutes with no dialogue in the movie UP… Than Stephanie Mayer did in 500,000 words in the book Twilight.
Danny Brewer: I thought you liked twilight
Kristen Crawford: I do
Danny Brewer: Then why did you- never mind
Jerry Martinez: That moment when you talk to yourself and start smiling like an idiot because you're just so hilarious
Kim Crawford: Or you're just so annoying that it's funny… Yeah that seems about right! :)
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Jerry Martinez to Milton Krupnick: How big is the specific ocean?
Milton Krupnick: Can you be more pacific?
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Rudy Evans: If someday we all go to prison for downloading music, I just hope they split us up by music genres.
Jack Brewer: RUDY… YOU KNOW HOW TO DOWNLOAD MUSIC?! 8O
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Danny Brewer: Today at Starbucks, when the lady asked for my name I told her Lord Voldemort. When the guy called out the name for pick up, he says "Lord Vol… He-who-must-not-be-named?" Epic win!
Kristen Crawford: You're so mean!
Danny Brewer: What? Jack dared me!
Jack Brewer: Hey! Don't bring me into this, I was at Kim's house!
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Amanda Brewer: Again I say, I can't believe I raised you…
Jack Brewer: It's sometimes sad to call you my older brother
Jack Brewer: That awkward moment when you've already said "what?" three times and still have no idea what the person said so you just agreed
Kim Crawford: Oh so is that what you do get me to shut up?
Jack Brewer: No… I do that that to get Jerry to shut up.
Kim Crawford: Oh
Jerry Martinez: Wait. What? I'm confused.
Milton Krupnick: Jingle bells
Twilight smells
Edward runs away
Jacob cries
Bella dies
Harry Potter all the way! Hey!
Jack Brewer: Only you Milton only you
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Kristen Crawford to Danny Brewer: Promise me you'll never love another girl
Danny Brewer: I can't promise you that because in ten years there's going to be a girl that looks just like you and call you "mommy"
Kristen Crawford: Awe! :')
Danny Brewer: I love you
Kristen Crawford: Love you too
Kim Crawford: That moment 7 hours ago when you thought you were going to do your homework
Jack Brewer: So true! :D
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Jack Brewer: If I had a British accent I'd never shut up!
Kim Crawford: And I'd never want you too ;)
Jack Brewer: Aha :D
Jack Brewer: I wasn't even that hyper
Kim Crawford: You were jumping on the couch saying to throw fruit at you and yelling "Imma fruit ninja!"
Jack Brewer: Oh.
Jack Brewer: Was I any good?
Kim Crawford: No.
Jerry Martinez: I still don't understand why Rudy made me stay after practice
Kim Crawford: Well maybe because you put a rabid squirrel in his office!
Jerry Martinez: I still don't understand why I had to stay…
Jack Brewer to Danny Brewer: You have to clean the bathrooms… ha, ha!
Danny Brewer: All three?
Jack Brewer: Yup! ^-^
Danny Brewer: FML -_-
Amanda Brewer: Daniel, what does "FML" mean?
Danny Brewer: Uh Fairies make lollipops?
Amanda Brewer: Sweetie, Have you been watching "Tinker bell"?
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Jack Brewer to Kristen Crawford: Danny kisses a picture of Kim Kardashian before he goes to sleep! XD
Kim Crawford: Now it's disturbing on so many levels because my name is Kim *shudders*
Kristen Crawford: Oh really well Imma have to talk to him!
Danny Brewer: JACK!
Kim Crawford to Danny Brewer: Kristen kisses a picture of Dave Franco before she goes to sleep! XD
Danny Brewer: Oh really, then I will have to have a talk with her!
Kristen Crawford: Hey at least I'm not kissing one of the world's most beautiful women!
Danny Brewer: Yeah but I don't have a chance with Kim K. but I do have a chance with you! And I don't want to mess that up…
Kristen Crawford: Awe! I'm sorry
Danny Brewer: Me too, I love you!
Kristen Crawford: *giggles* I love you too! :D
Danny Brewer to Kristen Crawford: Wanna get our siblings back?
Kristen Crawford: Heck yeah I do!
Danny Brewer: Wanna go first?
Kristen Crawford: Nah. You go
Danny Brewer: Okay! :D
Kristen Crawford: Ha, ha! :)
Danny Brewer to Kim Crawford: Jack still sleeps with a teddy bear and his name is… Professor. Poo poo pants! XD ha, ha, ha!
Kim Crawford: Seriously! OMG that so funny!
Jack Brewer: I feel betrayed :(
Kristen Crawford to Jack Brewer: Kim still sleeps with a baby blanket and a night light! XD ha, ha, ha!
Jack Brewer: Nothing is worse than a teddy bear named professor poo, poo pants :'(
Kristen Crawford: Oh…
Kim Crawford to Danny Brewer: Jack wasn't in school today… do you know why?
Danny Brewer: Yup
Kim Crawford: You gonna tell me why?
Danny Brewer: Nope
Kim Crawford: If I threaten to punch you will you tell me?
Danny Brewer: Yup
Kim Crawford: Are you going to tell me?
Danny Brewer: Yup
Kim Crawford: Tell me!
Danny Brewer: Okay
Kim Crawford: Now
Danny Brewer: BABY TIME!
Kim Crawford: REALLY!? Wait then why didn't you go?
Danny Brewer: Work
Kim Crawford: Okay is there anyone there who writes full sentences?
Jack Brewer: Baby Julie Kimberly Anderson, Born at 2:30 in the morning weighing 6 pounds 7 ounces Brown hair and blue eyes!
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Kim Crawford: Awe!
Jack Brewer: Yeah and I got a bandage wrapped around my hand! :D
Kim Crawford: Why?
Jack Brewer: Mom crushed my hand…
Kim Crawford: Oh, ouch…
Jack Brewer: I'm going to have to take a make-up test :P
Jerry Martinez: 8O Dude! Don't do it! Don't let a girl put make up on you!
Jack Brewer: Jerry what are you- you know what never mind
Jerry Martinez: What?
Jack Brewer: Nothing Jerry just get back to what you were doing okay
Jerry Martinez: What was I doing?
Jack Brewer: *sighs*
Jack Brewer: I took my make- up test and made an A+! And I didn't even study for it! Ha take that Milton!
Danny Brewer: You're stealing my brains! :O
Jack Brewer: Wait… what brains?
Well guys! Hope you enjoyed this chapter! :D I personally didn't like some parts. But I'm not going to re-do the whole thing because it's 16 pages guys! I want to thank Keotyey1228 for giving me the idea of the "What brains" part because it was her idea a long while back and I want to give her credit. Ha,ha so, yeah this is the last finished chapter guys… so Imma start writing chapter four! :D WOOOO! Four day weekend done right :)