Hello wonderful readers! I am back to give you all what you've been waiting for! I would like to say sorry first though because I have been losing my inspiration to write and I hope you all forgive me :) maybe? Okay then on with the funniness!
Jack Brewer: I hate being the first one to text somebody, I feel awkward, annoying and unwanted…
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Kim Crawford: So I'm not the only one that feels this way?!
Jerry Martinez: Looking at your textbook and thinking "What a waste of a tree"
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Milton Krupnick: Well yes but then again they are making more textbooks that are more eco-friendly and making them out of recycled papers and such therefore not only making learning fun but also very friendly towards the Earth
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Jerry Martinez: You seriously don't have a life out of school do you, Milton?
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Danny Brewer: I just HATE it when I'm shopping and the cashier asks me "Would you like a bag?"
NO! LET ME CARRY ALL MY GROCERIES ON MY HEAD!
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Ashley Brewer: And then they get all offended… like you won't get a stupid answer if you don't ask me a stupid question.
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Kim Crawford: My parents accused me of being a liar once… so I looked them straight in the eye and said this "Tooth fairy, Santa Clause, Easter bunny" and walked away like a boss
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Rudy Evans: that moment of EPICNESS when you draw a wicked straight line without a ruler!
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Jack Brewer: Wow Rudy, how did you do it?
Rudy Evans: I used a quarter
Jack Brewer: Ho- how can you make a straight line with a quarter?!
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Grace Jackson: Hand sanitizers, helping you discover cuts that you didn't know you've had on your hand since 1988 :D
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Kim Crawford: this has happened to you so many times, Grace…
Eddie Jones: I like food and I like sleep, so if I give you some of my food and text you all night, you're special to me
Jack Brewer: Aw Eddie we love you too!
Jerry Martinez: Yo! Eddie you are my homie!
Kim Crawford: Awe, Eddie you're special to us too!
Kristen Crawford: you know I find it really funny when people see me at Wal-mart and they're all like "Hey what are you doing here?!" and I'm like "Oh you know, hunting for unicorns"
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Dallas Jackson: that annoying moment when a package says "easy open" but you need scissors, a knife, a gun, and a life saber to open it…
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Kim Crawford: Wha-what did you just write?
Dallas Jackson: um a life saber?
Kim Crawford: a life saber, life saber, life… IT'S A LIGHT SABER YOU FREAKING DIMWIT WITH A FLOOZIE ON THE SIDE!
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Jack Brewer: dimwit with a floozies on the side?
Kim Crawford: YES, SHEFOO HOFFMAN! [1]
Kristen Crawford to Danny Brewer: If you tickle me, I am not responsible for your injuries
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Danny Brewer: Duly noted babe
Kristen Crawford: Good ;)
Eddie Jones: till this day I still am wondering how many people turned off the game after Beyonce' left
Jack Brewer: Well if this helps you out in anyway, the stadium itself turned off when Beyonce' left
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Milton Krupnick: antisocial, antisocool, aint I so cool
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Eddie Jones to Sophie Richards: Soooo… I heard you like bad boys, I'm not trying to brag or anything but I went on club penguin and made an account without asking for my parent's permission first
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Sophie Richards: Ha ha, you heard right!
Rudy Evans: I don't consider myself hip, I'm like shoulder
Kim Crawford: who uses the word hip anymore?
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Dallas Jackson: I said this to my dad and he said "no, you're more like a butt"
Milton Krupnick: Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color nine…
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Kristen Crawford: That awkward moment when a male has bigger boobs than you…
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Kim Crawford: and who was that?
Kristen Crawford: it was my biology teacher…
Kim Crawford: Mr. Jenkins does have humongous boobs…
Jack Brewer: *when my name is in a math problem and the class stares at me* Yup! That's right I bought sixty watermelons!
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Rudy Evans: I bet you felt soooooo proud.
Danny Brewer: 'Bathtub' spelled backwards is 'bathtub' actually it's not but you believed me for a second there huh?
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Ashley Brewer: You are the very reason why I have trust issues
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Ashley Brewer: The first time I went to Starbucks I went all Thor and stuff I was all like! THIS DRINK I LIKE IT, ANOTHER!
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Kim Crawford to Jack Brewer: What is up with your family and Starbucks?
Jack Brewer: Well according to Danny, Ashley, and my Mom it's just like the tears of unicorns, paradise on Earth, and it's better than cotton candy
Kim Crawford: Ha, ha did Ashley really say that they taste like unicorn tears?
Jack Brewer: What are you talking about? It was Danny who said that.
Kim Crawford: Jack, I worry about your brother.
Ashley Brewer: Tumblr: a brief summary the shattered shell of a human
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Kim Crawford: ha! This is so true!
Ashley Brewer: Oh My Glob?! YOU'RE A FANGIRL TOO!
Kim Crawford: Well that explains the Starbucks…
Jack Brewer: One of the worst feelings in the world is stepping in a puddle of water with socks on
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Ashley Brewer: let us all listen to this song being played on the world's smallest violin.
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Kristen Crawford: I swear Obama looks like that ice guy, I forgot his name, from the incredibles
Kim Crawford: Are you saying that our president looks like freaking Frozone?
Ashley Brewer: MICHELLE, WHERE'S MY SUPERSUIT?!
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Kim Crawford: Ha,ha,ha Ashley you crack me up!
Grace Jackson: *when your parents leave you home alone* well it's time to show the neighbors what good music is.
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Jerry Martinez: I would love to see a version of Romeo and Juliet about where one person works at McDonalds and one works at Burger King and they fall in love
Jack Brewer: Deny thy corporation and refuse the name badge.
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Kim Crawford: A McRib by any other name would smell as sweet
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Jerry Martinez: I hate you both…
Rudy Evans: I can't stand this long distance relationship anymore! Fridge you are coming to my room!
Kristen Crawford: So I saw on the news this image: Sea Snail egg falls into a boys cut knee and hatches three weeks later
Danny Brewer: Why is he so happy?
Jack Brewer: Danny, he just gave birth! Let him have his moment!
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Jerry Martinez: Saying to your friends "if we get caught here's the story"
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Jack Brewer: I have been in this situation so many times…
Eddie Jones: It's amazing that Google has become a synonym for search.
Kim Crawford: *staring deeply into Jack's eyes* I have been googling for someone like you my entire life.
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Eddie Jones: Ew Kim I don't need to know about your love life!
Danny Brewer: Facebook is like jail, you sit around, waste time, have a profile picture, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't really know…
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Kristen Crawford: Oh my, this is so true!
Sophie Richards to Ashley Brewer: WHEN DID YOU GO TO HAWAII?!
Ashley Brewer: About two weeks ago and I leave for Austria next week.
Sophie Richards: YOU'RE GOING TO AUSTRALIA TOO?! TAKE LOTS OF PICTURES IN SYDNEY!
Ashley Brewer: Hahahahaha no Austria.
Sophie Richards: its spelled Australia.
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Danny Brewer: ALL RIGHT SO IT'S 2:30 IN THE MORNING AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP AND THEN I SAT UP AND ALMOST SCREAMED BECAUSE I WAS STRUCK WITH REALIZATION AND I DISCOVERED THE ULTIMATE TRUTH OF THE UNIVERSE
TELETUBBIES ARE CALLED TELETUBBIES BECAUSE THEY HAVE TELEVISIONS IN THEIR STOMACHS!
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Jack Brewer: Danny! You just now realized this?!
Danny Brewer: When did you discover this and not tell me this?! I feel betrayed!
Ashley Brewer: I want to kiss the person that created ramen noodles
Jack Brewer: Momofuku Ando- the creator of Ramen
Ashley Brewer: I want to kiss Momofuku Ando
Jack Brewer: Ash, he has been dead for years…
Ashley Brewer: EVERYTIME I FALL IN LOVE SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPENS!
Jack Brewer: I swear if Instagram Ever shuts down you'll see people running around the street shoving pictures in people's face shouting "DO YOU LIKE THIS?! DO YOU?!"
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Kim Crawford: Ha,ha this is just way to accurate.
Kristen Crawford: Oh my, this, this is amazing
Ashley Brewer: This is why I love you!
Jerry Martinez to Jack Brewer: Instagram is down…
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Jack Brewer: so it finally begins… beware my friends, beware...
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So I hope you all enjoyed this chapter, I will try and get the next one up and going soon! I love you all and I hope you all laughed a lot and thank you for all your lovely reviews! Bye! I finished this at like 12:00 or so in the morning so yeah! Ha,ha till next time! LOVE – Elly OH and the number one as in [1] is based off Avatar the last Airbender when Zuko couldn't firebend correctly anymore... haha