Hey loves! I know I have been absent for a while but I'm going to explain all of that of why I haven't been updating in the author's not below along with an announcement or contest for you all! :D Please check out the contest because I have been a horrible fanfiction author and I want to make it up to you guys! :D So this chapter is for all the Fangirls/ Fanboys out there okay? :) So if you see any of your fandom references feel free to have a spasm! I love you! ONWARDS WITH THOU CHAPTER!
Ashley Brewer: Where are all my Fangirls at?!
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Kim Crawford: Present!
Kristen Crawford: Hey!
Ashley Brewer: Oh this is going to be fun…
Kristen Crawford: That moment when you're having a fangirl moment in public…
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Kim Crawford: Conceal don't feel
Bentley Hammond: Don't let them know…
Ashley Brewer: DID YOU JUST?!
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Grace Jackson: So my teacher asked me what book I was reading…
Kim Crawford: And?
Grace Jackson: Well… I said I was reading an online book…
Kim Crawford: Oh no…
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Kristen Crawford: What did she say?
Grace Jackson: Well she kinda asked what was it called
Kim Crawford: AND?!
Grace Jackson: Uh…
Ashely Brewer: ALRIGHT PEOPLE WE HAVE A CODE FIVE!
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America Bartley: ABORT MISSION! I REPEAT ABORT! ABORT!
Jack Brewer: What the heck is going on?
Ashtyn Flecher: Peeta Mellark buys his bread from Walmart and passes it on as his own, pass it on- Gale
Ashley Brewer: Guess you can say he was *Puts on sunglasses* A GOSSIP GALE!
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Elsie Hale: DID YOU JUST?! OH MY GOSH!
America Bartley: All I want in life is fast wifi, fast metabolism, fast food, and fast shipping.
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Elsie Hale: F is for friends who don't talk to you
Ashtyn Flecher: U is for ur alone
America Bartley: N is for never having any plans at all, all you do is sit at home
Ashely Brewer: HEY! NETFLIX IS MY BEST FRIEND AND HE KEEPS ME WARM AND HAPPY IN FACT I HAVE I DATE WITH HIM TONIGHT!
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Ashley Brewer: Hush little laptop don't you cry. Mommy's gonna find you some more wifi.
America Bartley: And if the wifi doesn't work mommy's going to destroy the freaking Earth.
Kristen Crawford: Bless you both.
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Bentley Hammond: THE SUN IS ON FIRE. I REPEAT THIS SUN IS ON FIRE!
Ashley Brewer: HASHTAG THE OCEAN IS FLOODING HASHTAG I REPEAT THE OCEAN IS FLOODING.
America Bartley: THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. THE EARTH IS SPINNING. IT'S FREAKING SPINNING!
Kristen Crawford: GUYS! A MYSTERIOUS GAS HAS SETTLED ALL THROUGHOUT THE EARTH AND WE ARE CURRENTLY BREATHING IT IN…
Danny Brewer: what are you guys on?
Ashtyn Flecher: OH DEAR FLUBBER BUTT! THE FISH ARE DROWNING!
Jack Brewer: What?
Kim Crawford: OH MY GODS THE BIRDS ARE LEVITATING!
Angie Jackson: You kids with your "Fall out disco" and "Panic at the boy"
Grace Jackson: Mom. No.
Angie Jackson: What am I not hip enough?
Grace Jackson: MOM!
Amanda Brewer: Don't forget about My Chemical Low!
Ashley Brewer: Aunt Amanda!
Kim Crawford: Dear Donna Tobin, if you're going to post "Taylor Swift is crazy for writing songs about Harry Styles" Remember that you have written and read over 200k word fanfictions about him and you've never even met the guy.
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America Bartley: And this ladies and gentlemen is what we call a burn.
Avia Martin: I remember I was singing a song that requires a girl and a boy and I forgot that my window was open to my bedroom so when the boy part came there was A GUY RIGHT OUTSIDE MY HOUSE SITTING ON THE GRASS AND SINGING ALONG WITH ME!
Ashtyn Flecher: MARRY HIM!
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Elsie Hale: I think if I were to be a part in a movie based on a book I would run around hitting people on the head with the book yelling "THAT WAS NOT IN THE BOOK YA TITWAGS!"
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Jerry Martinez: Titwags?Jack Brewer: Okay, can someone please explain to me what is going on?!
Grace Jackson: Imagine this… It's a complexly normal school day and you're staring ahead until you hear the door open and the teacher say "we have a new student" You look up out of curiosity and then standing in the front of the room is your favorite character.
Violet Flemmings: And the only empty seat is the one next to you…
Ashley Brewer: Let the quest begin?
Violet Flemmings: If I had a dollar for every time I've felt more emotions toward a fictional character than I do more people I know in real life, I would probably have enough money to pay for the psychiatric help I so desperately need.
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Avia Martin: Augustus Waters…
Kristen Crawford: Allison Argent…
America Bartley: Tommy Merlyn…
Ashley Brewer: NO! YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE! NOOO! HOW DARE YOU?!
Bentley Hammond: We used to laugh at Arwin and his creepy obsession. We used to laugh because he had no chance, we used to laugh at how he would secretly talk to his cut out of Carrie… but then we realize that we are slowly becoming Arwin…
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America Bartley: So a guy on the bus just finished his book and immediately started a new one…I think that was the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
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Kim Crawford: I can't go to school today Mom. The blankets have accepted me as one of their own and if I leave now I might lose their trust.
Katie Crawford: You are not staying home from school and watching Netflix.
Violet Flemmings: Can someone please explain to me why people freak out when they hear my name?
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Kim Crawford: OMG YOU'RE NAME IS VIOLET?!
Kristen Crawford: LIKE VIOLET FROM AMERICAN HORROR STORY?!
Violet Flemmings: Oh… Well that explains it
Bently Hammond: I hate it when someone is hot and funny like stop it you can only have one
Ashley Brewer: Dylan O'Brien…
Danny Brewer: Jennifer Lawrence…
Kristen Crawford: Really Danny? Are we really going to have this again?
Danny Brewer: What did I do?!
Ashtyn Flecher: Water is wet…
America Bartley: The sun is hot…
Kim Crawford: Leaves are green…
Jack Brewer: are you seriously doing this again?
America Bartley: It's twenty years later
My kid: Hey mom what did you used to do when you were younger?
Me: Obsess over bands
My Husband: Mostly my band
Ashley Brewer: Meri… You know Kurt can't be your husband babe.
America Bartley: JUST BECAUSE MOMOFUKO ANDO DIED DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME ABOUT KURT
Ashley Brewer: Oh my goodness Meri…
Casey Bartley: Put your book down and come spend time with your family!
America Bartley: Faction before blood.
Casey Bartley: Come down here right now!
America Bartley: I am divergent I cannot be controlled…
Casey Bartley: You have 5 seconds! 5, 4…
America Bartley: Four? Like the number?
Casey Bartley: My child is insane
Avia Martin: Can cut boys stop being:
1. younger than me
2.15 years older than me
3.12343435 miles away
5. Famous
Grace Jackson:
Kim Crawford:
Ashley Brewer: and Dead
Kim Crawford: Maybe she's born with it. Maybe she uses three editorial apps.
Jack Brewer: Donna Tobin?
Kim Crawford: Maybe…
Grace Jackson: Kim I'm the BOOK you're the MOVIE. Are you ready?
Kim Crawford: Um…
Grace Jackson: he was short-
Kim Crawford: no.
Grace Jackson: and her hair-
Kim Crawford: no way.
Grace Jackson: they used to-
Kim Crawford: I don't thinks so.
Grace Jackson: But they lived in-
Kim Crawford: NO. NO. NO.
Kim Crawford: LET'S CHANGE THERE NAMES.
Avia Martin: I love introducing my friends to books like "YOU ARE GOING TO READ IT AND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT!"
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Kristen Crawford: Does anyone else just write fanfiction in their heads when they're trying to sleep?
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America Bartley: The only thing worse than your otp dying is half your otp dying
Kim Crawford: Um okay time to turn off the computer now don't you think?
Kristen Crawford: You know what's even worse? Half of your otp watching the other half die.
Ashley Brewer: I THINK THAT's ENOUGH NOW THANK YOU VERY MUCH
Avia Martin: What if one half is forced to kill the other…
Ashley Brewer: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Alright! Hey Guys! So I am so sorry it was extremely short but I have a lot more for another chapter that I didn't want to use on this one. So as I said on the author's note on the top this is going to be split up into two parts:
Apology and Contest
Apology: I would like to apologize that I haven't been updating this story. You all seem to enjoy it very much and I am a crap person for not updating faster. The reason behind this is that I have been very busy with school and also because I have been having very bad anxiety attacks and dizzy spells. I know awesome right? Anyways I would like for you all to know the reason behind that because it is not fair to you all not to know the reason behind the author…
Contest: ALL RIGHT NOW TIME FOR THE FUN PART! Haha alright so because I was a crappy author I want to give back to you! Yes you! So I am giving you until April 6th to enter! Alright so the deal is that you guys have to send me a prompt for whatever fandom you have read above and pm about it! :D the ones I like the best will be the one's written! There will be three winners! So enter for your chance to win! I hope you all liked the chapter! Also the first prize winner will be a character for the next chapter of this story! I love You guys! Until next time! :D
-Elly