Hey! I'm not dead! I'm here! So here's chapter 9


Clary's pov

I sigh.

Why did I have to be so stupid?

Why did I get so drunk?

Why did my mother or anybody else wake me up this morning?

I missed school.

I missed school.

They said I was just so sick.

Now I have missed the big, huge 'Fuck ya! I'm back' on the first day. Everyone knows I'm here. Including Kaelie.

Three words fml.

Fuck my life. Simple as that.

I was planning the whole thing.

I would go up to her and go 'remember me?', then punch the bitch.

Now I have to think of something else because that was the thing that you have to do on the first day so people would remember it.

Now I can't because I am an eejit.

I am so not drinking again.

But I probably will.

God I'm stupid.

Okay, I've got it.

I am just going to be more rude.

Then on the Friday, I'm going to punch the bitch because everyone will be talking about it.

God I'm smart.

Like, Oh my god, I am so proud, I am like a fucking genius!

Oh my God...

What is happening to me?

I am not going down that road.

I will not sound like an airhead.

Nope, I am not a cliche teenager.

I am crazy.

I'm talking to myself.

What the hell?


Jace pov

We all stand at the door watching Clary have a silent conversation with herself. I think.

Her facial expressions are hilarious!

One minute she looks angry then evil then determined.

Now she's mumbling things! God...

Oh no.

Now I'm the one having a silent conversation with myself.

No Jace, you can't talk to yourself. It looks stupid.

God.

Can someone slap me or something?

Now back to Clary.

God she's an angel

...

Holy mother of Jesus!

What is wrong with me?

"Jace"

"Jaccccccceeeee"

"JACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

Someone yells.

I finally snap out of it.

Thank you... Clary?


Hey it's short I know but well... whatever. I am so mean with Clary not going to school. I know. I am a big meanie but yeah. I havent updated in a while but to be honest im to lazy and summer tests are coming up and it is 17 subjects with 9 months of work to be revised. Kill me now. I'll update whenever Im free. Promise!

Until next time

xox