Hello fellow JV fans! I am proud to represent the Society of the Swollen Blindeye, and today, I bring you all a story. The society as well as I myself sincerely hope that you all enjoy it. Without further adieu, I give you The Binding of Squee.
Chapter 1: In the Beginning...
Squee and his parents lived in a small house in a...shall we say, rather...unique enviornment. Squee kept to himself, drawing pictures and writing stories in his room, while his father worked hard, wishing that his only child had never been born. As for his mother, she barely even remembered that she even had a son. That is, until the day that Squee's mother heard a voice:
Your son has become corrupted by sin. He needs to be saved.
Now, Mrs. Casil wasn't a very religious woman in particular. However, thinking that it was the voice of God, she replied:
"I will do my best to save him, my Lord." Rushing into Squee's room, removing all that was "evil" from his life, including his stuffed bear, Shmee, hoping that this would satisfy "God."
The next day, Squee's mom heard the voice again
Todd's soul is still corrupt. He needs to be cut off from all that is evil in this world.
"I will follow your instructions, Lord. I have faith in thee." she replied, shortly before locking Squee away in his room, keeping him away from the evils of the world.
One last time, Squee's mother heard the voice calling out to her:
You've done as I asked, but still I question your devotion to me. To prove your faith, I will ask one more thing of you.
"Yes Lord, anything!" Squee's mother begged.
To prove your love and devotion, I require a sacrifice. Your son, Todd, will be this sacrifice. Go into his room, and end his life as an offering to me to prove you love me above all else.
"Yes Lord." she replied, grabbing a butchers knife from the kitchen, and heading to his son's room.
Squee, watching through a crack in his door, trembled in fear. Scrambling around his room to find a hiding place, he noticed a trap door to the basement, hidden under his rug. Without hesitation, he flung open the hatch just as his mother burst through his door, and threw himself down into the unkown depths below.
DISCLAIMER: The Society does not own Squee!, the brilliant Jhonen Vasquez does. Also, credits for this story idea go to the creators of The Binding of Isaac, which is video game that is also not owned by the Society. This fanfiction is a parody based on that game. Now, if you excuse me, I believe I have another meeting I need to attend to. Until next time.
-The Society of the Swollen Blindeye