HEYOO GUYS! Im back with another chapter! Anyways, theres been a few questions in the reviews, so ima answer all ur questions here; yes this is a crack fic, but it also has a legit plotline too! Thats a plus, right? Also, because of High School ( not dxd :( ) i will only update every couple of days or on Friday and Saturday, for your timezone, cuz im in Japan. Any other questions? No? READ ON READERS!

"Sakura, when we get back from our mission, do ya wanna go on a date with me?" said my hyperactive student Naruto.

"WHY WOULD I GO ON A DATE WITH YOU?" There goes Sakura.

"Sasuke, after this mission, do you want to go on a date?" Hypocrite much?

"Hn" Ah, yes, the amazing words of the Uchiha.

Naruto looked at me hopeful, ready to ask the same question every day.

"Kakashi-sensei, can I learn a new jutsu!?"

Three of my students; Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura, barely passed my Genin test, but they already faced an A-rank shinobi, and they still survived both encounters with Zabuza. Maybe I should.

"Alright Naruto, I'll teach you a new jutsu." I answered with an eye smile.

"Once we get back to Konoha, I'll find out about your elemental nature, then I'll teach you guys a jutsu or two."

While all three of them celebrate in their own way, such as Naruto whooping in triumph, Sakura talking to Sasuke delighted, and Sasuke smirking. I love these moments when all three are so happy, then I get to crush these dreams. I never said that they would learn a technique instantly, I, of course, would have to help train their chakra control to learn these new jutsu.

Be prepared my students when I get to see the hope and happiness wash out of your faces.

I again started to read my book, while Naruto and Sasuke were having a (one-sided) argument, with Sasuke winning.

'Oh, Kayuki-chan you naughty girl. You're supposed to kill Tamamo-san, not seduce him.' I thought.

After I read a page or four, I felt it; the use of a high-ranking jutsu. It was...in front of us? Wait what?

"AHHHH KAKASHI-SENSEI! THE WORLD IS SWIRLING! WHY IS IT SWIRLING?! I DIDN'T DO IT THIS TIME!" I sweat dropped. Theres Naruto and his antics that could make anyone smile. I eye smiled, then I also saw it. The world WAS swirling, forming a portal-like appearance. Then someone just sprang out.

He or she dropped out of this swirl unconscious, plopping onto the ground. I narrowed my eyes at the person, then at that portal, which started to turn back into reality. That looked very much like a Kam-

"OW, My head!" groaned the person.

Once I got a good look of him, he looked no older than 16. He looked weird too, with his short, spiky hair, similar to Naruto, a blank headband, and two locks of hair, tied with bandages, on either side of the headband. He looked more like an Uchiha than anything, with his pale complexion, dark eyes, and an Uchiha's angular face. This Uchiha wannabe wore a pure white tench coat with six black tomoes, like the Sharingan, on the turtle neck collar. He looked at all four of us, no one saying a word, until this guy broke the ice.

"Who the hell are you?"

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Yep, Kamui is now my most hated technique in Indra's arsenal. I swirled back into reality, thank Kami, and fell down, hard.

I groaned, "OW, my head." Damn, now I have a killer headache along with chakra strain and soreness. I turned my head to see the most weirdest looking people I have ever saw. One guy had gravity-defying gray hair with a mask covering the lower part of his face, a headband with a leaf on it, covering one eye. He had a dark blue outfit with a green vest on. The Blondie has spiky hair, blue eyes, a tanned skin(natural?), and three whisker marks on each cheek, wearing an orange jacket and baggy pants. The pink-haired girl had a similar red dress like the young girls wear back in my home village, green eyes and a big forehead. 'And now we have...'

I looked at the final guy and froze, he...looked like Indra. He had black spiky hair pulled back a bit, dark eyes, and had a dark blue shirt with white cargo shorts. Man, these guys look weird. Wait, where was Indra. If he's not here then...

It doesn't matter anyway, he's probably long gone. I asked my most desirable question; "Who the hell are you?"

"We would like for you to answer that question, stranger." said the Cyclops. Fine, why not amuse them.

I answered " I am Ashura Otautsuki, son of the Rikudo Sennin, brother to Indra Otsutsuki." After I answered, they all gave me weird looks and their own comments.

"Hn."

"Whats a Six-pathed Sage?"

"OH, THATS COOL!"

"..."

That last guy was reading an orange book and giggling, weird.

"So, I introduced myself, who are you people?"

"Sasuke Uchiha."

"Naruto Uzumaki, future Hokage dattebayo!"

"Sakura Haruno."

"...hm? Oh, Kakashi." He then ignored us.

*twitch*

Why, are they so weird?

"Where am I anyway?" I asked.

"Your in Fire Country Ashura-san, near Konohagakure. Were you trying to go somewhere else?"

*twitch* *twitch*

I asked again, real slowly now "Im in Fire Country, near the Hidden Village of the Leaves. Is that correct?"

The blonde, Naruto was it?, answered. "YEAH. Welcome to Hi no Kuni! You're meetin with the future leader of Konoha and the most powerful ninja here, dattebayo!"

Fire country, Hidden village, ninjas, and people that looked like they don't see themselves in a mirror?

"SCREW YOU INDRA! WHERE THE HELL DID YOU KAMUI ME?!"

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