HEY GUYS! Im back! Sorry for takin so long to update, I procrastinated and had homework. IT WAS TERRIBLE! Sorry if this chap was short, but u, my dear readers, get the mythical double chapter upload today! Or night. So expect another chapter in a few (5) hours. Now, READ ON!

All of us began walking to the Hidden Village, Kakashi at front, Sakura and Sasuke next to me and Naruto on the other side.

After my outburst, these people just stared, even that Kakashi guy, who had his book ready to turn the page.

"Uhh, I said that out loud, didn't I?" I asked shyly, rubbing the back of my neck.

"No, we did not hear that you want to screw your brother. Vexing, as you seem to hate him." Kakashi said with an eye smile.

This guy...has the nerve...to screw with me?!

"SHUT UP! You KNOW thats not what I meant you Cyclops!" I retorted.

"Maa, why don't you tell us about yourself while we walk to the village. Its only an hour away." The Cyclops (yup, your cyclops from now on Kaka-yarou!) said dully.

Hmm, stay lost in this new land or go with these...ninjas to a foreign village. Im actually leaning towards the former, so-

"OI, ASHURA-NII!"

OW, MY EARS! God dammit Naruto, why are you yelling!?

"What?" I replied painfully.

"Where are you from?" asked Naruto.

Meh, why not.

"I come from a small village, nothing note-worthy or special about it. I was born a couple years later after my brother Indra, who, mind you, is a total freaking asshole."

I glanced at the Uchiha, waiting for him to say anything. He caught my stare and looked away quickly.

"...Hn."

Close enough.

"So," I continued speaking, not knowing that everyone was listening, not just Naruto. " Both of us trained by our father when we were very young. We were taught how to use our chakra, and wield weapons of our own choice. Indra took a sword, and I took the shakujo. Day in and day out, we trained. Indra and I sparred against each other everyday to see who was the strongest." I stopped to catch my breath, but Pinkie (Sakura?) asked the most irritating question that ruined my mood entirely.

"Let me guess, Indra was the strongest." Sakura said.

Great, now we get to that part.

"Er, uh, Indra was the strongest, and I was about to beat him, but his bullshit Sharingan got in the way and-"

"Wait." Heh? The mighty Uchiha ice cube speaks?

"You said Sharingan, correct?"

Pretty sure I said that.

I nodded.

"Tch, HE left another alive." Sasuke muttered darkly.

Yeah, Im guessin he's emo and angsty.

Wait, another one?

"Sasuke, do all Uchiha have the Sharingan?" I asked, hoping what I was thinking was wrong.

"Yes, that IS common knowledge." He said annoyed.

No. Just no. Indra, the stoic, unsocial, unfeeling guy...actually got LAID?! And he has a clan of BS eye wielders. Thats is just soo wrong on many levels.

While I kept to my thoughts, we found ourselves looking at a VERY big gate with a leaf symbol on it and a big word that said South.

"Welcome to Konohagakure Ashura, home of the the Hokage and his army of shinobi." The Cyclops explained.

"AND THE BEST RAMEN IN THE WORLD, DATTEBAYO!" You know who shouted that.

While Naruto was pummeled by Sakura, I took in the sights of the village. It looked really cool, with the architecture and the faces on that mountain overlooking the village.

...oh god, Im like the old man now.

"Come on now my cute little students and stranger-san, we have to report to the Hokage." Cyclops said.

As we walked down a road, I noticed that Naruto and Cyclops keep saying Hokage.

...The hell is a Hokage?

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