Ima back guys! This story is for the birthday girl/boy, somewhere in the world. If you, dear reader are reading this and its your birthday, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, you get a new chapter from me, your beloved author. Have fun readin!

Disclaimer: I dont own Narut. (Duh, do i look successful to you)

"Hey Naruto," I muttered subtley. "Whats a Hokage?"

"Why are we whispering?" Naruto said aloud.

Dammit Naruto.

I looked towards the others, who, surprisingly, didn't give me a glance.

"Anyway, whats a Hokage?" I asked irritably.

Before Naruto could open his mouth ( wow, thats an achievement ), Kakashi set his book down, after marking the page of course, and said matter of factly, " A Hokage is the leader of this village. He or she protects the village with his life and puts the village above his or her life. No matter what, a Hokage must always stay strong and always be stronger than any other ninja."

Wow, thats amazing. Wait, Naruto said he would become Hokage, right?

"AND IM GONNA BECOME THE HOKAGE, IN ORDER TO PROTECT THE VILLAGE DATTEBAYO!"

Yup, I was right.

If Im stuck in this world ( or time, meh, screw semantics ), then I would have to make connections and find a way to get income and...

I looked at Naruto, who was speaking fervently to Kakashi. If he said he was gonna be Hokage, then I would easily get money and land if I were friends with the village leader.

"Hey Naruto," I asked a tad bit hopeful, as I was terrible at making friends on the spot, " Wanna be friends?"

I even extended my hand out to him.

Naruto looked at me with a shocked face, like I just asked the unthinkable, then changed to a face of suspiciousness.

"Why so, ttebayo?"

Uhh, lets see. Oh, I know!

"You seem like a great person (cliche, I know, shut up audience), and Im kinda broke. So I need some help."

"REALLY? I can hel-"

"Ashura-san, I believe you should ask why you should be trustworthy in the first place, as you could be a spy." Kakashi said with his Icha Icha book gone a narrowed eye pointed at me.

...Eh?

Suddenly, guys clad in masks and armor appeared instantly and surrounded me.

Ok, this is BS right here.

"Neko-san, we are surrounding the possible spy, any orders?" Asked the guy in what looked like a sparrow mask.

"Detain him." Said the purple haired woman that I guessed was Neko.

Shit, I've been captured. What do I do?

While thinking, they slapped thin wire around my arms, which were behind my back, and shoved me onto the ground.

"OW! Geez, this cloak ain't cheap ya know!" I said snarkly.

Im serious, this cloak came at a whopping price of 100,000 ryo, which is like an above average salary for a wealthy guy. It also doesnt hurt that this is the only thing I got from my old man, as I lost my shakujo while being Kamui'd here.

"Quiet Spy. We're being lenient with you, so shut up while we do our jobs." Said Sparrow mask.

Blah blah blah, so what.

"Kakashi, take the rest of your charge and report to the Hokage. We will take the spy there." Neko said.

I thought you guys said I was a POSSIBLE spy.

"Lets go to the Tower children." Said Kakashi cheerfully as he led the Sasuke, Sakura and Naruto in another direction, heading towards the mountain with four heads.

"Ok guys, what are the-" I was cut off as I felt leaves spinning around me, a swooshing feeling, and in a different location.

Where the bloody hell...?

"Ah, you must be Ashura-san."

I looked up to find an old man wearing red and white robes. He had a lot of freckles and liver spots on his face and balding gray hair.

"Y-yo." I said nervously.

He looked at me quizzically, until he smiled and asked politely, "Now, Ashura-san, you have Elite Jonin chakra reserves, true or false?"

Jonin?

He rephrased his question; "Are you a spy, as you looked trained and have a large chakra reserves?"

Mmmm, thats a stupid question. I mean, what kind of spy would give away their secrets just like that?

"I ask this question because Kakashi-san said that you came out of a portal of sorts, and I am giving you a chance to explain yourself." The old man said.

How did Kakashi inform this old geezer who I was and how we met if I was with him the whole time?!

"I, uh, its a long story." I stuttered out. Now I knew who I was talking to; the village leader, the Hokage.

I explained who I was and how I popped up here. While I was talking, the Hokage was nodding, or thinking in distress. Man, his stress levels must be HIGH.

"Say I do believe that you are the son of the Sage of the Six Paths, Ashura. Why are you here specifically?"

"Coincidence?" I trailed off.

He sighed, took a long breath from his pipe, and said aloud, " You and Team 7 can come in Kakashi!"

Heh?

Kakashi and the rest came through, everyone had doubtful and hopeful looks.

"WOW! You're the son of the first shinobi?! Hell yeah I wanna be your friend!" Naruto exclaimed.

"So you are my how many greats uncle. Hn, you look weak." Sasuke snarked snobbishly.

Im goin to get you Uchiha, and being Indra's descendent makes it all the better.

"Ha, theres no way you are stronger than Sasuke, no matter your so called heritage." Sakura defended.

I...hate her with a passion.

"Now that we have that in order, Kakashi, you are in charge of taking care of Ashura-san here, in case he is a spy. Track his movements and report to me every day." The Hokage ordered. "Congradulations Ashura-san, you are now a full-fledged Genin."

Whaaaa?

"Hai hai Hokage-sama. Welcome to the team, yare yare, come to training ground 10 tommorrow at 7 am sharp." Kakashi drawled.

"Wait, don't I have a choice in this?!" I protested.

This ain't fair, Im being forced to become a ninja and to affiliate with this village.

Why me?!

Thanks for readin! Also, im makin a sister story to this one, ill give u guys a hint; Indra + Pink haired tsundere. If u guessed it, KUDOS FOR YOU! Anyways, review ur guesses or review to make my brain workin for ideas. Until next time!