HEY THERE EVERYONE! Nice to see you again! Before all you start hatin, yes, the Indra/Zero no Tsukaima crossover will be posted later this week, if anyone's askin. Also, make sure to review so I can have some feedback from you guys. It means a lot to me! Now dear fans, READ ON!
Turns out, since I don't have a home and I DON'T feel like living with the Indra incarnate and the fangirl, I decide to crash at Naruto's place.
...This was the most terrible decision I ever made, second to me being my dad's and Indra's cook/maid.
You see, when you have three guys under one roof, three who can't cook for shit and too focused into training, one of those guys is gonna have to be the literal housemaid.
Matters didn't help that I inherited my dad's perfectionist attitude, which, combined with my OCD, makes me the 'ultimate' cook and maid.
Once I saw the mess that was the apartment, my body was twitching all over.
"Naruto, why are you living like this?" I asked forcefully.
"I'm training to become a ninja! These no time to clean when I'm training to become Hokage dattebayo!"
He...can't be serious. I'm one of the strongest people in my time, probably here too, and I have time to clean the compound and cook for the guys too.
"*sigh* Naruto, where's the cleaning supplies?" I asked pitifully.
"Under the sink, wh- HOLY SHIT!"
I flared my chakra to create 4 chakra hands to collect the supplies and return back to me.
"How did you do that!" Naruto asked in wonder.
I smirked, so this is what dad feels when we asked how he did this or that.
I answered cheerfully "Well, you flare your chakra and mold it to create the hands. You can then control it practically mentally, but a starter can do it physically."
"Can you teach me?!" Naruto had all but begged.
"Um, later. I got to clean this apartment, and it's probably gonna take forever." I answered with a 'sorry' face.
"ITS OKAY! I can help too!"
Two people may lessen the time, but I like to do stuff alone, even if I'm all about people uniting and what nit.
"KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU!"
Wait, what?!
Once the smoke cleared, there were multiple Narutos all around the room.
He can...clone himself, why not.
"If you can teach me that, I'll teach you the chakra manipulation." I bargained.
"OK! First you gotta, uh, create a cross sign with your fingers, and mold your chakra to create bodies, I think." Naruto sadly lectured.
Hm, I just have to make a cross sign and yell out the name? Seems legit.
I brought both my pointer and middle fingers to a cross, and shouted out "KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU!"
HUNDREDS of me's were created inside the apartment and the outside.
"Oh, I don't think that was supposed to happen." I said without any concern. "Naruto, go to sleep or something, I'm gonna clean here."
"Ok?" He said/asked.
Once he dispelled his clones and went to his room, I commanded my clones "Alright me, we have a job to do; to clean this APARTMENT! It would be tough, most of us will bruise and die here. But will you give up?"
"NO!" was the collective answer.
"Then...LETS DO THIS!"
"AYE SIR!"
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I woke up to the sound of Naruto eating.
I groaned and picked myself up. I saw him eating a bowl of ramen?
Never mind, too tired to do stuff. My chakra is empty and I smell the scent of bleach on my body.
Ugh.
"Want some?" Asked Naruto mid-bite.
"I'm good. I'll get an apple later." Was my answer.
What was the time?
I looked up on the wall to see that it was 8:45.
...
"SHIT! IM LATE!"
I grabbed Naruto ("Hey!") and ran to the training grounds.
Which I don't even know where its located. Nice.
I asked a nearby local, a beautiful woman with silky black hair, red eyes and wraps for clothing.
Don't get distracted, just ask.
"Yo, do ya know where training grounds 7 is at." She pointed the other direction, behind me.
Oh boy.
"THANKS!" I yelled out as I started to run.
A few minutes later, I saw the other team members next to wooden posts. I slowed down to a mild jog and stopped, and promptly threw Naruto off my back.
"Sorry I'm late, I was..." I tried to apologize, but Kakashi wasn't here yet. Odd.
"Kakashi-sensei doesn't come here until three hours later of the usual time." Sakura answered my inner question.
Then, shouldn't we be warming up then?
"Come on Naruto, didn't I say I was gonna teach you the chakra manipulation?"
"YAY!"
As we walked a few meters away from the others, I began to teach, "Chakra manipulation is very difficult, Naruto. It requires the upmost concentration and the precise chakra distribution." I created a hand if sorts to give him some thoughts.
"First, we would have you meditate for a while to clear your mind and help you concentrate better. So, start meditating." I ordered.
I ignored his whining and stood there waiting for him.
He grumbled but got in a lotus position on the ground, and sat perfectly still.
"Don't think about anything, but feel your chakra deep inside you."
While he was doing that, I started ti warm up by performing my stances and practiced on the dummies nearby.
As I practiced, I noticed the Uchiha staring at me. I glanced at him, and as we made eye contact, he looked away and started to brood again.
'Weirdo.' I thought.
I took a glance at Naruto, and-Woah!
Naruto had a partial sphere of chakra on his hand, and I saw his face scrunch in concentration.
He is actually trying to manipulate the chakra by creating a sphere as practice. I chuckled at the idea. Knowing Naruto (which is not a lot), he is doing this subconsciously.
As I watched, his sphere condensed, making it visible to the others. It looked like he can actually-!
"Ohayo minna! Sorry I was late, I saw a fish drowning and I had to save the little guy."
And just like that, Naruto lost his concentration and yelled in sync with Sakura, "YOU'RE LATE!"
As Sakura punched Naruto on the head, I gave Kakashi the evil eye. Naruto could have created that sphere perfectly if Kakashi hadn't interrupted.
"Alright children, we are going to play a game." Kakashi said with too much happiness in his tone.
He held up two small bells. Why would he have bells in the first place?
"Since Ashura has great timing, not only am I testing him, I wanna see how far my team has progressed."
So, this is a fight stimulation. I grinned. I practically won this already.
Then Kakashi added another rule that stopped me in my tracks, "But since I don't want Ashura to get a bye," he eye smiled, "You all have to face me AND Ashura."
He tossed me a bell. I looked at the bell, then I looked at him.
Eh?!
I gazed at the others and...
Naruto had his fingers ready for a jutsu. Sasuke has his kunai at the ready, and Sakura was glaring at me and Kakashi with killing intent.
"Alright minna~." Kakashi started. I backed away really slow until his words rang in my ears.
"HAJIME!"
Thats the end of chapter 6! Ill probably update Thursday or Friday, so keep an eye out for the updates. Read, review, tell your friends, you know what to do. See ya next time!