From prompt queen MyLadyDay - "ZoSan, they're flies".
Words 245
Rating K+
The buzzing noise broken by the steady clinking of glass was getting on Sanji's nerves.
"Give it a rest already, Marimo," Sanji growled out irritably.
Zoro stopped tapping against the glass long enough to turn and glare at the cook. Or Sanji assumed it was a glare. The effect was kind of lost with his new compound eyes.
"Do you want to be stuck like this forever?" Zoro snapped.
"The others went to find the witch, there's nothing much we can do like this," Sanji sighed, flicking his wings in irritation.
"Well I'm not going to wait here to be rescued," Zoro scoffed before resuming his futile tapping against the glass.
Sanji growled, his patience snapping in two like a dry twig. "I never imagined you could ever possibly be more annoying, but having someone turn you into a fly is my worst nightmare."
"What did you say?" Zoro ground out.
"You heard me," Sanji spat. "And if that witch hadn't caught me in this stupid spell too, I would have smashed you with a swatter already."
Zoro landed against the glass wall of the jar they were trapped in. "You couldn't beat me even if you were still human."
Later, when the crew returned with the subdued witch in custody, they found their nakama-turned-flies buzzing wildly in the jar, bodies colliding occasionally.
"Look, they're playing!" Luffy exclaimed in amusement. "I want to be a fly so I can play with Sanji and Zoro too!"