"Hey guys! We're back to the Minecraft Interviews!" Ashley grinned, and glanced at her paper. "Um, first of all," she chewed on her lip, "I'd like to apologize in advance to BlackDragon41, who I assumed was a guy. I was kind of trying to avoid guessing people's genders, and I actually considered calling you guys an 'it'..um, yeah. But anyway, she has some more questions for us! But first, Skeleton, did you get Spider?"

Skeleton glared at Steve for a moment. "Yes, he's right here."

And the eight-legged creature hopped out from nowhere. "Um, hi?"

"BlackDragon41 wants to know why Cave Spiders never come out of mineshafts. Do you know why, Spider?"

"Well, yes, one time I asked him that, he said that he preferred his home and family rather than going outside where there are Minecraft Players with diamond swords and things, but uh, I've only been outside a few times, and I still agree with him, since I prefer the caves, my home." Spider replied.

"Excellent. Iron Golem, the same person wants to know, how do you feel about staying outside in the rain when the villagers stay inside their nice and warm homes? Do you ever watch them?"

Iron Golem let out a loud laugh. "Them? Stay inside? The stupid things don't seem to have a clue what rain is! But I like the rain, if I didn't, I would just break down their doors and go in myself. And that's supposed to be my whole job, watching them, guarding them, day and night, for emeralds, but it's so hard to keep the idiotic things away from danger." He scowled.

"Alright, Creeper, BlackDragon41 wants to know why, when you're chasing a Minecraft Player, you go left?"

"I'm left handed." Creeper replied. "Well, should I say, left footed."

"So you just go left?"

"It's just kinda easier, I guess...But then again, Minecraft Players always have their swords in their right hand, so the left's also safer, too."

"Good point." Ashley replied. "Haha, get it? Sword, point? Um, ahem, never mind. Next question, this one from Mudkip888; why do Enderdragons not teleport? I need to spawn an Enderdragon for this...or I'll just call my half cousin, thrice removed. Hang on." She clicked a button and a big screen appeared before them. "Hey, dude, what's up over there?"

The dragon on the screen roared.

"Don't worry, I speak dragon." She made something like a roar of a reply. And then she asked the question.

He tilted his head before replying.

"That's true, hey, you wanna watch our Minecraft Interviews?" He roared again, and she clicked another button so the TV ended up beside her. "Awesome. He said that he doesn't like teleporting much, and then...Steve, why are you so afraid of Herobrine?"

"Shh! He'll hear you!" Steve hushed her. "Sheesh. Do you want him to kill me?!"

"Um. That doesn't answer the question."

"He's so crazy and homicidal and freaky and murderous and evil and...I'm gonna, um, leave now-" He turned to run.

"Not so fast, buster!" Ashley grabbed the edge of his shirt and yanked him back. "Now, next question...um..." she looked around a moment, "it's a question for Herobrine..."

"What?"

"So, I would, um, have to, summon him..."

"I came here for an interview, not to die!" Spider exclaimed.

"Are you insane?! Do you want us all to get killed or be haunted for all of eternity?!"

"Apparently!"

"Hey, hey, guys, I'm more powerful than he is." Ashley grinned.

"How?!"

"I'm in creative mode."

They all gasped.

"You're immortal?!"

"I thought it was just a myth!"

"And," she held up bedrock, "look what I got!"

"She's got the holy stone!"

"The most powerful, unbreakable block in existence?! Impossible!"

"Possible." She replied, placing it and then breaking it, to their astonishment. "So, I could easily just cage Herobrine up."

"That wouldn't work...he'd rage after a while and his eyes would turn red and he'd break out..."

"Then I'd kill him."

"Herobrine can't be killed!" Steve cried.

"It'd only be for a few seconds, guys. Just a single question. Then I'll just get my cousin over here to come kill the freak and we'd all be fine." Ashley shrugged. Before they could reply, she made the golden and redstone summoning thing for Herobrine and then covered it in bedrock. "See?" She lit the nether rack, "perfectly safe."

A quiet chuckling reached her ears. "Safe?"

"Oh shit." Steve muttered under his breath. "Uh, hey, Herobrine..."

"Um, Mr. H-Herobrine, sir, thing, uh, I'm gonna make this quick, but some people wanna ask you a few questions, so...yeah." Ashley stammered.

"What is this?"

"The Minecraft Interviews!" She grinned. "Still haven't thought of a good slogan yet, but anyways, BlackDragon41 wants to know, why do you like to ruin people's houses and burn them? Also, how do you plan to grief Steve's next house?"

"You summoned me for that?"

"Yup. So just, um, your answer?"

The white-eyed monster remained silent a moment. "Because it's fun. And I haven't quite decided yet. I was thinking something that would drive him insane, but so far I only have ideas. Can I go kill Steve now?"

"Um, no, because there are some questions for you later on, so we're just gonna go back to Mudkip888's questions, since we're done with BlackDragon41's. Mudkip888 wants to know why squids are so stupid. So, let's just go over to this pond over here..." She got up, as did the others, who were more than happy to walk further away from Herobrine. "Hey, Squid! Can you tell us, why are you guys are so stupid and useless?"

Squid swam to the surface, looked back at his friends, then at Ashley's group, then at his friends, and then back at Ashley again, before breaking into loud laughter, his friends laughing with him. "They don't know! They don't know!" He laughed. He tried to stop and catch his breath, but failed. "We-haha-don't-know-either! Hahahaha!" And then his laughing turned to choking from his lack of air, yet the stupid creature remained above water, while the others walked back to their shade, where the monster mobs of them had remained, watching from afar.

"Um, okay. Next question from Mudkip888, why does everyone hate Herobrine?" Ashley asked.

The said white-eyed thing grinned. "Yes, why?"

"Careful, anger him and he'll just break through that bedrock." Steve whispered to the others. "Um, hate him? Who said anything about hating him? I mean, that's a little, uh, strong, don't ya think?"

"Yeah, I mean, he can't be all evil, right?" Spider said, who really didn't like the idea of dying.

"Right. There's gotta be a good side to everything."

Herobrine couldn't hold it in anymore. He burst out laughing, the strange sound echoing off the trees around them. "You guys are hilarious! Thanks for summoning me, Ashley, I really wouldn't have wanted to miss this!"

"Um, you're welcome, I guess?" Ashley stammered. "Uh, next question, why do squids hate skydoesminecraft." She blinked and sighed. "I got a prob, guys."

"No, don't tell me!" Iron Golem gasped.

"I have no clue who skydoesminecraft is."

"Noooooooo!" Steve cried.

"Hehe, yeah. I looked it up on google. Looks like youtube. I've been writing on here so much I haven't had time to catch up on youtube stuff." Ashley face-palmed. "So I will be doing that soon, and letting you guys know what I think of it! 'Kay? 'Kay. Next question, this one from MyLittleMuffinZ: Skeleton and Wither Skeleton, how are you two related? Cousins? Siblings?"

Skeleton scowled. "I knew they would find a way to annoy me." He sighed. "He's unfortunately my brother. And when given the choice of me, home, and our lives as we knew it, or dark magic, eternity in the Nether, and evil from the Pigman that offered him the power, he chose the latter." He frowned. "Made more of his kind, and became their leader. Left me in the dust."

"Oh. Wow. I'm sorry." Ashley managed.

"Don't be. It's good to get off my chest...or, um, rib bones." Skeleton looked down at where his chest should be.

"Alrighty then... last question, from xXAccessDeniedXx: Magma Cubes, what does the core inside you do? Does it generate heat?

"Another creature that can't talk." Enderman said. He flinched under the eyes that turned, but pretended they didn't exist. "Well, yeah, it does, I mean, it's a fire. That's why they belong in the Nether. No place warmer."

"True." Ashley turned to the camera. "Cya next time, guys! And remember, I can't update until you review with questions!"

"And cut!" Tyler grinned. "Let's go try out the next scene one more time."

A/N: Yeah, I really don't know what to do with this Tyler camera guy. I'll let you guys decide that, I guess! Also, I need to know; how would you guys feel about asking people from the Nether like Pigmen to join us? And I need to know how you feel about Wither Skeleton meeting Skeleton face to face.

Also, I apologize for how Herobrine acted. I don't know much about him, because again, I don't watch enough things on youtube, but I do know laughing wouldn't be his thing unless it was evil. But that's how the story had to roll, I couldn't afford for our little group to die. So keep sending in questions!

IMPORTANT: Should I put in tiny little cut scenes? Like the scene of Spider in his caves, or Steve in the night, or something like that? And if I did, then you guys could request some. Because I'm not gonna stop with JUST questions, now am I? You guys decide!

Annnnnnnnd there's Ch. 3!

-ihearthorses6000