Yeah, don't lynch me. Real life sucks right now so read on.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto
"AAAND SHIT!" I cried out. My pierce missed Naruto entirely and is now uncomfortably stuck in a tree besides Naruto. Speaking of Naruto...
"RAAAAAAAAGH!"
"This is gonna be troublesome." I exasperatedly said. "Screw it, I only need my fists!"
Four-Tailed Naruto, growing impatient, jumped onto me the second I finished talking.
"DIIIIIIIEEE-AHHHHH!"
"HYAA!"
The moment Naruto got within feet of me, I delivered the most badass roundhouse kick to his jaw. Now the Kyuubi Naruto is sailing...towards...Sakura.
'Shit! Have to combo that.' Running past the sailing Naruto, I stood in front of Sakura, my right palm extended out and my feet attached to the ground with chakra.
Focusing chakra to my palm, I let out a giant burst of wind that encircled me the moment Naruto was in front of me.
"SURPRISE!"
"GHGGRG."
Naruto, now pushed back, let out a gurgle of pain. He stood up and glared daggers at me, readily holding up both hands in a crossing manner, claws extended.
Right hand outstretched, my left hand in a fist and held near my waist, my feet extended, I put myself in my stance, the Otsutsuki stance.
Kyuubi-Naruto, expectedly, sprinted on all fours towards the object of current hate, me. With a clawed hand extended out to me, he prepared to scratch the hell out of me.
'Not today.' I smirked as I grabbed Naruto's wrist, the one that was going to claw my face.
With a sadistic grin, I punched Naruto, who was momentarily surprised, with my left hand in the Solar Plexus.
"Now to follow that-"
As the Kyuubi Naruto was dazed, I kicked his jaw once more.
"GrrrrrAHH!"
Ok, he's pissed, now I can- WAIT WHAT?
Naruto was sprinting not to me, but to his teammates. Damn it, I forgot about them.
"SHADOW CLONE JUTSU!"
My clone grabbed me and threw me onto Naruto's back.
"Ok buddy, time to wake up and SMELL THE ROSES!" I head locked Naruto, preventing air from escaping him.
"GRAAAGH! RAAAAAAAAHH!"
Shit, almost hit that tree, that one and-hey, there's my staff. While Naruto was raging, trying to get me off, I latched on for dear life as I was being sent to tree after tree as Naruto was choking for air.
"ALRIGHT BUDDY, NOWS THE TIME WHERE YOU PASS OUT FROM SUFFOCATION!" I managed to shout out.
"Grrrgrah..."
Naruto started to sway, and then collapsed. Getting off him, I scanned the area as the red chakra, probably Kyuubi's, receded back within Naruto.
I felt something familiar out In the forest. It feels like, my chakra? The hell? I looked at the collapsed team, expecting SOMEONE to wake up.
"Ok, I have a Naruto that's unconscious from lack of air, a fainted Sakura, and a hickey-marked Sasuke. The hell is wrong with this team." I shook my head as I listed off.
The whole team is down, two heavy hitters and the supporter. I can feel the bullshit about to happen. I set the three against the tree and began to make a fire. Screw stealth, I want food.
"Guys look! Team 7 is down! Let's steal their scroll!" A voice echoed through the forest.
'No.' I looked behind me and saw a trio of misfits; a feral looking guy that had a white dog on his head, paint on his cheeks, and a gray sweater. Another had shades on accompanied with a trench coat. The girl had dark blue hair, lavender eyes and a thick gray sweater on, and who was also blushing. So this is the girl that's always following Naruto.
"Alright, before I defeat you all, how the hell did you find me, and my team, here?" I asked while my eyes glared at them. The girl was blushing and the feral looking guy took the lead,"Well, as a tracking team, we expertly tracked the teams, and while we were-"
He was cut off by the guy in shades, "We heard roars, tree crashing, and saw smoke in this direction."
"Woof!" The dog barked in confirmation.
...Really need to work on stealth.
"Ok, why don't you children skedaddle on out of here or," I said impatiently, behind them. "We'll have problems." They looked behind their backs and saw me observing a Kunai.
"Yes, I'm this fast if you were wondering. Now, with that knowledge, do you still want to pick a fight?" I asked politely, adding some Killing Intent for some effect.
"Th-there's other s-scrolls and t-teams, r-right?" The girl stuttered out.
"Yeah, let's go." The one with the dog, who was whimpering, said.
The team left, but I can still sense them. They were still here.
'Guard duty it is then.' I was still on Team 7, so I HAD to help my teammates, right?
Sitting across from them, I stared at them, waiting.
"...I'm bored." My stomach growled. "And hungry."
I looked around and saw my fire snuffed out, only charred wood left.
Damn, I have to restart one. I glanced back at the unconscious team. They can stay alive for a few minutes.
I created several clones and left one next to my team and had the other scatter.
Although my clones could be sent to get wood, I need to ease my boredome. I dashed through the area, leaving my clones to fend for themselves.
"He's not really smart now that I think about it." Clone 1 said.
"Neither are we if we're listening to him." Clone 2-5 said.
"You know, we could ruffle up a few teams, ya know, to scare them." Clone 6 said.
"No we're, wait, we could. Alright, one of you has to stay." Clone 1 said.
"I'll stay. I can't leave these kids to fend for themselves." Clone 7 pitched in. "Also to take a nap."
"Alright guys, let's go!" The 6 clones dashed the other direction from the original, leaving the last clone to stand guard.
"Ahh, we're gonna freakin die here." The clone said.
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