"Alrighty guys, we are back! I really need to come up with a slogan or catch phrase or something, but so far I got no clue so, back to the Minecraft Interviews! First question, we're gonna need Snow Golem. Iron Golem, do you know where he is?"
"Yup. Never leaves my side. Literally." He grabbed two blocks of snow from his pouch at his waist and a pumpkin and placed them, and Snow Golem appeared.
"Snow Golem, MyLittleMuffinZ wants to know, do you want some ice cream? It's nice and cold and won't burn you." Ashley said.
"Um, I've never heard of it...but I like ice, and cream isn't so bad...so sure!" He replied. "Holy-!" He jumped back, noticing Herobrine.
"Yeah, just ignore him." Ashley said with a wave her hand.
Snow Golem swallowed. "O-Okay..."
"Here, I only got rockyroad or mint chocolate chip." She held out the ice cream.
"Oh, um..." He tried to decide between the two, and in the end, grabbed them both. "Wow!" Snow Golem said, his mouth full, "this is good!"
"And next question, from , Herobrine, do you like thieves or bandits better?" Ashley asked.
"Bandits. They're killers and thieves, thieves are just thieves."
"Okay then..." Ashley glanced at her paper again.
"I have a question! Where are these questions even coming from?" Steve asked.
"Er, something called the computer. On a website called fanfiction." Ashley replied.
"Website?"
"Computer?"
"Fanfiction?"
"It's, uh, the computer is a device, a website is a thing on that device, and out of a gazillion websites, fanfiction is where people write about some story or play or movie or game, that they want to write about." Ashley replied. "And thank goodness we can because my life would be torture without fanfiction."
"I don't get it, but okay..."
"Oh, and uh, Creeper, wants to know if you want a hug." Ashley said. "Because he (I'm assuming because it has a Mr. in the name don't judge me) tries to keep from killing them and prefers to hug them."
"Um." Creeper blinked. "Okay? A hug would be nice. I like hugs. Except, I got no arms to hug with." He sighed. "It really sucks. And if you wanna hug anything, it's a baby creeper. Damn, those things are so adorable."
"Alrighty. I gotta spawn a Pigman real quick for this next question." Ashley took out the egg. "Pigman, welcome to the Minecraft Interviews! What do you want for your birthday?"
"Gold." He replied. He made a snorting sound like a pig. "Gold is epic."
"Alright. Herobrine, wants to know the same from you." Ashley asked.
He scowled. "As if I even get anything for my birthday. If I could have anything though, a magical sword or dagger of some kind."
"True. Now, onto questions from TheAlmightyFireHawk, who asks, Enderdragon, are you lonely in the End?"
He roared a few times through the screen in response.
"He said that it's weird to be alone when there are so many Endermen, but it makes no difference to him because he rules over them and he sometimes wishes that there was another Enderdragon with him." Ashley translated. "Now, EmilyArtypants asks, Pigman, how do you get gold from the Nether? Are there secret gold deposits?"
Pigman grinned. "Gold? What's gold?" He holds up his golden sword. "This is butter. It's delicious. Like candy. But way better. And turning into a weapon is just the greatest idea imagination has given us."
"Um, okay? Where did you get the 'butter'?" Ashley asked.
"We find these purple and black portals and go through them. When we do, we go on four legs and lose our zombie side. Then we find the butter and eat it, ooh, it's so delicious! And then we go back home and then we poop it out and then we clean it and turn it into weapons that we eat again. It's the Cycle of Butter!" Pigman replied.
"Um...okay then. Next, EmilyArtyPants wants Skeleton and Wither Skeleton to meet face to face."
"Wait...what?" Skeleton frowned. "Are you kidding? If you can even get him out of the Nether! All of his powers would disappear. And since he loves them more than anything...(more than me...) getting him to come here is gonna be kinda hard."
"Well, we'll just have him stand at the portal, then. He won't lose his powers." Ashley grinned. She suddenly reached into the portal and yanked out a Wither Skeleton.
"Hey! What gives?!" He started to swinging his stone sword at her. He sword went right through her head, and she just continued to stare at him. "Aw, dang it. Creative mode."
"So, Wither Skeleton, you remember your old friend, Skeleton, right?" She pushed the two closer.
Wither blinked in surprise. "What the- I thought the Pigman said he was gonna kill you!"
"And I thought you became a rotten-black-evil-lying-heartless-jerk! Oh, never mind, I was right." Skeleton turned around, refusing to look at him.
"Hey, dude! Come on! It was a lifetime of unlimited powers! How could I say no to that?"
"Like this." Skeleton turned around and faced him. "NO!"
Wither tried not to jump. "Um, dude, I-" His face turned into a scowl. "You're so selfish and unforgiving, you freak!"
"Are you kidding me? Look at yourself, then we'll see who's the freak!"
"I would tell you what I really think of you, but there are others present!"
"Ooh, I'm so scared!" Skeleton said dramatically.
"You better be!" He swung his sword at him.
"Hey! Watch it!" Skeleton growled and shot back an arrow.
Soon they were both panting, arrows all around them, as well as Wither's sword.
"This- reminds me- of when- we played- outside- as kids." Wither panted, grinning. "I won- every time!"
"Nuh uh!" Skeleton huffed. "I did! I just let you- believe that- so you wouldn't- freak out!"
"Sure, sure." Wither rolled his eyes.
Skeleton caught his breath and hurt surfaced his eyes. "Why did you choose a lifetime of power over your little brother, who's supposed to look up to you? The only thing I have to look up to is a jerk."
"Watch the insults, bud." Wither sighed. "I'm so sorry, I was driven mad by the thought of all that power. I was really stupid."
"Yeah, you were." Skeleton chuckled.
"Hey, this is where you're supposed to forgive me and make me feel better!" Wither nudged him playfully.
"I think it should be the other way around." Skeleton sighed. "Do you know how many times I dreamed you would come back and apologize a thousand times? If Skeletons could cry, that's what I would've been doing, and I would've been alone."
"Well, you're not alone now." Wither stepped away from the portal, and the blackish color about him faded back to white and his sword turned to a bow.
"Wither! But- your powers, your friends-"
"Ha, friends? Please, screw them! They just listened to me because they feared me. Chances are, they're celebrating." Wither grinned. "I just wanna be here with my brother."
"That was, that was just-" Ashley choked on her tears.
"Aw crap, forgot you guys were there."
"I can't even- the feels!" She wiped at her face. "Um, please, join us, with our Minecraft Interview. Um, Herobrine, Electric Elements wants to know, is Notch really your brother?"
"Herobrine?!" Wither repeated.
"Just ignore him." Ashley waved her hand.
"You people want to die apparently!" Wither shook his head.
"I don't have an f'ing brother! You pathetic mortals."
"Bad Herobrine, bad! No swearing in the Minecraft Interviews!"
"Go to hell."
"You mean the Nether?"
"Hey! Now that's just being plain rude!" Pigman folded his arms and scowled.
"Alright, next question from a Guest; Enderman, what is your favorite block?"
"Um...grass ones. With a flower on it. Or gold or diamond. Ugh, I can't decide! I like them all." Enderman sighed, ignoring the eyes that looked at him. He did one of the things he did best; staring contests. And he always won.
"Alrighty! Guys, prepare yourselves, you are about to get a 'bombardment' of questions from BlackDragon41!"
"Oh brother." Steve sighed. "Here we go."
"First question, Steve, do you ever change your clothes?" Ashley asked.
"Um, what's that supposed to mean?! Are guys think I wear the same outfits every day?! I have a very spectacular assortment of clothes!" He exclaimed, taking out a large chest and showing everyone the same exact outfit.
"Yes, yes, very spectacular!" Ashley rolled her eyes. " "Okay next question from the same person. Steve, if you were on the verge of starvation, and you had a bone meal, rotten flesh, blaze rod, netherwarts, a cactus block, and spider eye, which one would you eat?"
"The spider eye." Steve replied after a moment. "It would hurt my health, but not my hunger. And then I'd eat the cactus by smashing it in half with the blaze rod and drinking the juice."
"Steve, why do you like diamonds so much?"
He paused for a second. "Are you kidding me?! It's the only way to defend myself," he glanced at Herobrine, "and my best offense, and it's so pretty! But... it's so hard to get..." Steve sighed. "The last time I went for diamond I watched it disappear as I burned to death jumping after it."
"Um. That's sad. And unfortunate." Ashley said. "Now, Herobrine, BlackDragon41 also says, you are awesome. If I made you a cake would you eat it?"
Herobrine narrowed his glowing white eyes. "...What's cake? Is it a poison of some kind? Because I do not like trickery unless it's coming from me!"
"You've never had cake before?!" Ashley gasped.
"Well, no wonder you're so grumpy." Wither muttered.
"Here, dude. Try it. And no, it's not poison." Ashley handed him one, while she ate another.
Herobrine stared at her for a moment as if he was waiting for her to die. After a few minutes he finally took a nibble of the cake. "Hm...wow! This is good!" He took the cake and shoved it in his mouth. "Fis is felicious!"
"Um." Ashley held her half-eaten cake, before Herobrine took from her and ate it as well. There was a moment of silence before Ashley regained herself. "Okay then. Now we have to question a sheep. Uh, this is gonna be interesting." She grabbed a sheep egg and whacked the ground with it. The baby sheep appeared.
"Aw, it's so adorable!" Ashley grinned. "Baby Sheep, if you had the power to do anything, other than eat grass, what would you do?"
"Baaa." Baby Sheep replied, and then decided to munch on grass.
"Um, that doesn't answer the question."
"Baaaaaaaaaa."
"Come on, little sheep! You can tell us!"
It twisted it's head to the side, wearing a smile of pure happiness, looking quite adorable. "I would murder you all."
"U-Um, oh. O-Okay?" Ashley blinked.
"That's my kinda sheep!" Herobrine grinned. "High five, little dude!" The Baby Sheep high fived him.
"Uh, Baby Sheep, why do you wanna kill people?"
"'Cuz it's fun." Baby Sheep turned her head to the side again.
"Steve!" Ashley called.
"On it!" Steve drew his diamond sword.
"Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" Baby Sheep cried, running away.
"Dude, I haven't even touched you yet!" Steve called, but the murderous sheep was out of sight.
"Dang, I'm gonna miss that guy." Herobrine sighed.
"Okay next question...same person, Herobrine, why do you look like Steve?"
"Wait, what?" Herobrine gave her the weirdest look. "I don't look anything like him!"
"Yeah! What's wrong with this person?!" Steve exclaimed.
"Hey, hey, be nice to the people of Fanfiction, and Readers, to you, they are like Gods." Ashley hissed. "And with a hit of a button they can suggest that I destroy each and every one of you, and I will not be merciful to jerks, understood? And plus, I can see where they're coming from."
"This lady is insane." Herobrine stared at her.
"Oh, my dear Herobrine, you don't know the half of it." Ashley chuckled. "Now, that's it from BlackDragon41. Instead, a Guest asks, Enderman, does the Enderdragon control y'all?"
"Um, no, not really." Enderman replied, again having his staring contests with the group. "He's supposed to, but he's to tired moaning about how lonely he is to look at us."
"Hey! That's not true!" Enderdragon, his scowling face on the screen. "Gosh, I need to get me some friends..."
"Um, right." Ashley rolled her eyes. "And that's it for this chapter!" She waited for Tyler to say 'cut'. But she didn't hear him. "Tyler? Tyler?! This is where you end the video...Tyler?!" She ran over to the camera, to see it laying on the ground, still recording the ground. "He...he's gone..." She glanced back at the group and bit her lip. "Um, guys, we've lost our camera man."
Annnnnd that's it for this chapter! I didn't know what to do with Tyler the camera guy and I didn't get any suggestion but one and it required someone going off camera to record the vids and I need everybody on camera, so now he's just gone missing. Don't know why yet. So, let's see how this turns out! Also, in the next chapter, I will have a example of a cut scene and you guys need to give me feedback on if I should do more! (And I probably will anyways, so!)
-ihearthorses6000