"Guys. This is bad. Really bad." Ashley muttered. "Tyler's my cousin. He's never left my side."

"So...what now?" Creeper asked.

"We...um..." Ashley sighed and tried to calm herself down. "H-He probably just took a break. Let's, uh, answer the rest of the questions, and then I'll go looking for him."

"Are you sure?" Steve asked, noticing her knees wobbling.

"Um, yeah. Yeah. Let's just," She glanced at her paper, "this one's from MyLittleMuffinZ, bat, do you feel left out from the other mobs?" She asked one that she spawned.

It squeaked at her through a grin. "Hahahahahahaha!" He glanced at the others, as if wondering why they weren't laughing. "Wow, you guys are serious?" His grin widened. "I thought you guys knew that I didn't give a shit." He laughed. "So screw you, I'm gonna go find a cave to sleep in. Cya!"

"Well, that was...interesting." Ashley said, glancing at her paper again. "The same person wants to know why squids have a derpface." She walked over to the pond. "Hey guys! You there?" She called, but no response. She stuck her head in to find nothing but XP. She sighed and walked back to the group. "They derped out." Grins widened as she looked at her paper again, trying to read the unusually fuzzy words. She found the room spinning as she put her head between her knees. It's okay, it's okay. Tyler's fine. He has a diamond sword. And diamond armor. And potions. And his dark hair... She grinned slightly and sadly. And his amazing blue eyes... She shuddered again. He'll be okay, nothing can hurt him... But the images wouldn't go away.

"Ashley? Ashley?!" She looked up into the purple eyes of Enderman.

"Um, the questions, right-"

"I think they can wait." Snow Golem spoke up.

"But the readers...there's only a few more questions..."

"Then read them, fast. Then we'll all go find Tyler."

"Alright... um, this is from . Creeper, what would you do with arms?"

"Hug..." He replied. "Hugging kittens would probably be fun...but I guess I wouldn't know..."

Ashley stared at the paper. "Alrighty, um, TheAlmightFireHawk asks, Enderdragon, if you drop an egg, how does it even come to be? There aren't any other Enderdragons in the End."

"Um." The said dragon shifted uncomfortably on the screen. The other laughed at the blush on his face. "I just went to a, uh, other world. And um, Ruby was there...and then she abandoned me...Can we move on the next question please?!"

"Alright, but it's still for you." Ashley looked at her paper again. "Are you male or female?"

"Um, male..."

"How do you feel about the Endermen?"

"Eh. They're kinda like a flock of sheep. Oblivious and stupid." Enderdragon replied.

"Hey! It's not like you fly around all day moping!" Enderman hissed.

"Cool it, tall, black...man...monster...thing."

"You're really not good at this."

"Were there any new Enderdragons before you?"

"My father, and his father, and his father, and his father, and his father, and his father, and so long that I could probably keep going till four in the morning." Enderdragon replied.

"Oh, so being the ruler of the Endermen is kinda tradition."

"Yeah."

"Alrighty. Um, Blueseas17 wants to know, Herobrine, you said you don't have a brother, but do you have a sister?"

Herobrine growled. "I don't think these people get the point. No means no. If I had a sibling I probably wouldn't mention it anyways, and yeah, I have a sister. Next question."

"Hey, hey, details, man, details!" Steve demanded.

"Shut up before I slit your throat and then use your blood to write how you died on your wall." Herobrine hissed.

"Um. Right. Yeah. What he said. Next question."

"Blueseas17 seems to think that I can just summon Notch..." Ashley grinned to herself. "Ha, I wish! Trust me, if I could, I would before you could say 'Ashley really sucks at writing'. Um, Enderdragon, she (assuming by your pic, eeeeeeeek, don't judge me,) wants to be your friend." Ashley said.

"Wait, what?!" Enderdragon gave a gasp of shock and joy.

"Yeah. And um, oh wow. This person wants me to fight Notch and Herobrine, both of them being teamed up. Again, I can't just summon Notch, so. Er."

Herobrine blinked. "I think that this person hates you. A lot, if she wants you to fight me."

"Um. Yeah." Ashley coughed. "Problem is, I kinda have to. I, uh, sighed a contract, swearing that I would do anything like this." She held up a yellow and pink contract. "I decorated it."

"Uh huh."

"Wait, so you have to let him out?" Iron Golem growled at the thought.

"Well, um, yeah. But let's go to the other questions and go back to that one." Ashley said dismiss fully. "Um, RenThePyro wants to know, Enderdragon, are you racist against red dragons?"

"Wait, what?" Enderdragon blinked. "Ruby was red..." He sighed sadly. "And, no, I'm not."

"Alrighty. Pigman, the same person wants to know, how do you know if a Minecraft Player attacked one of your friends, even if you didn't see it?" Ashley asked.

"Yeah!" Steve put in. "How?"

Pigman winced. "I can hear them. The screams of pain, the crying...something about the sounds that escape them...it just throws me into action."

"It just sounds like a bunch of groaning to me." Steve remarked.

"Duh, you don't speak Pigman, you jerk."

"Next question, still RenThePyro, asking, Nether Mobs, you guys can survive in lava, but what about water?" Ashley asked.

"Water's fine." Pigman shrugged. "I just like lava better."

"Agreed. But I don't see it often, and I hope never to see it again, because it means that some annoying Minecraft Player is trying to extinguish the Nether, or I've entered the Minecraft world." He groaned. "I hate Minecraft Players!"

"Hey, hey, watch it, bud." Steve growled.

Ghast shot a warning fire blast at him, which Steve unsuccessfully tried to block.

"Haha, your face, your face! Your hair, haha!" Ashley couldn't stop laughing. She had a good reason, considering Steve was now scorched in black. He tried and failed repeatedly to get a small fire on his head to go out.

"Um-ahem," Ashley cleared her throat, "let's spawn a bat really fast." And she did so. "Bat, why do you guys go into lava so much?"

"You mean, The Light." Bat corrected. "It's just so pretty...and then, I see everybody else die when they go into it, and think, 'well, it's not like this life is fun or anything,' and jump in. Then we respawn somewhere and try to find more fun. If not, it's to The Light again."

"Okay..." Ashley stared at her paper again. "Hang on, guys, gotta get somebody-" She spawned a Magma Cube and Slime. "How do you guys split in half multiple times without dying?"

Slime grinned. "One wordy; goo. That means we made of goo."

"Slime, why you say word-y so much-y?"

"Because wordy is a wordy I made up!"

"Really! I had no idea! Telly me more!" Magma said in a sarcastic voice.

"Telly, haha, telly sounds like tellyphone!" Slime laughed.

"See what I have-y to put up with?" Magma Cube groaned.

"Oh, yes, I see. Please join us guys." Ashley said. "And guys, here's RenThePyro's opinion; that Slime and Blaze had Magma Cubes, since you mix slime balls and blaze powder to get magma cream..."

Slime turned red. "I, uh-"

Magma nudged him, right in the goo. "Mommy went craz-y over minecarts-y. Daddy got jealous-y and moved away. Now I go anywhere I want!"

"Magma!" Slime growled.

"That's one weird family." Ashley remarked. "Um, that's all the questions, except..."

"Don't you dare even think about letting Herobrine out!" Steve cried.

"What he said!" Creeper agreed.

"Oh look, honey! Herobrine." Slime rolled his eyes.

"Cool!" Magma laughed.

"Oh, never mind, just got some new questions. BlackDragon41 says... Steve, by honest, the villagers irritate you, don't they?"

"Are you kidding?! Why would I?! They give me three raw, -raw, not even cooked- porkchop in exchange for six emerald, the most rare thing in existence, that I had to go into the center of the earth, past lava, past tons of mobs that'll do just about anything to kill me, past nearly dying a thousand times, and after all that, I'd only find one, so I did that six times, and then the villagers go 'Oh, okay, I'll give you some bread!' or 'that looks just about as valuable as a wooden pickaxe. Wouldn't you agree?' Ugh!" Steve finally ended his rage.

"Okay, okay, settle down there." Ashley said. "I feel your pain, though, bro. Now, Herobrine, the same person wants to know, if you could enslave all of mankind what you do first?"

"Ahem," Herobrine grinned, "'if'? I think you mean when. And when I do, I think I'll have somebody go fetch Steve, if he's not dead already, and torture him until he's begging me to kill him."

"Why, oh why, did you have to summon him?!" Steve exclaimed.

"Hehe, um, oops?" Ashley shrugged, grinning. "Um, Steve..." She read her paper. "We still haven't done the dares from Blueseas17, who wants me to fight Herobrine and Notch teamed up...and then...Herobrine to fight you..."

"Oh, wonderful. So not only does this person hate you, but me, too! I don't wanna die, damn..."

"You're not gonna die, because-um...it's- Herobine's gonna go easy on us, right?"

The glare in those white eyes said the exact opposite.

"Shit." Steve muttered.

And just as Ashley was just about to let Herobrine out, (to Steve's horror,) a high-pitched scream echoed off the trees.

"That sounded like Tyler!" And Ashley ran after the deafening sound.

"Wow. Are you guys sure this Tyler isn't a five year old girl?" Skeleton exclaimed over the noise, before they all followed.

"No, no, don't hurt me!" Tyler cried.

Ashley followed the noise, only to find Tyler up in a tree, Baby Sheep on the ground.

"Your soul smells delicious." Baby Sheep grinned at him insanely as she spit out a chunk of his diamond armor which she had bitten through. (Yes, Baby Sheep is a she.)

"Um, haha, right, sure." Tyler muttered. "SOMEBODY HELP."

"Damn, Tyler, how many times have I freaking saved you?!"

"Well, let's see, there was those two times in the Nether, when I fell down to bedrock, when I tried to play Yogbox on hard mode...when I got stuck in that trap...um, when I got lost in that cave..." Tyler counted on his fingers. "Oh, and that one time that I got my head stuck up an donkey's ass..."

"Okay, okay, I get it!" Ashley rolled her eyes.

"I'm sorry, Ashley, I just saw the Baby Sheep go away, and I wasn't really focusing, so I didn't really see that it was absolutely insane, and I went after it, figuring if I was fast...and then I dropped my diamond sword-" Tyler began.

"Ugh. Sometimes, Tyler, I just wanna..." Ashley cut herself off and turned to the baby sheep. "Hey, you, get out of here!"

"Why? The Devourer demands your imprisonment."

"The what now?!"

The Devourer sees all, knows all, murders all..."

"Okay, you are just freaky."

"I can handle that." Tyler aimed an arrow into Baby Sheep's side, and it ran away, laughing uncontrollably.

"You had that, the entire time?! Why didn't you hit it earlier?!"

"Well-um, I-I panicked." He stammered before jumping down.

"Oh, hey! It was a guy." Skeleton sighed.

"You lost the bet. Give me five arrows." Wither held out his hand.

"Ugh." Skeleton rolled his eyes and did so. "Seriously, Tyler, when you'd learn to scream like that?"

"Heaven knows." Ashley groaned. "And what's this Devourer thing that sheep was talking about?"

"The Devourer? He's back?!" Herobrine's eyes widened. "Aw sh-"

And there's the next chapter. Give me more questions so I can post another one! Btw, you guys are all so, so, so awesome! (And Blueseas17, yes, I will make Herobrine, Steve, and Ashley fight, Steve replacing Notch because I really can't just 'summon' him. Lol) And... yeah. That's about it for now. So cya!

-ihearthorses6000