"Who's the Devourer?" Creeper asked.

"It's a long story..." Herobrine stared off into space.

"Tell us!" Ghast demanded.

"No, no, I'll tell you later. First, the questions."

They glanced to their redhead host, who was laughing uncontrollably. She looked around, laughed at their faces, laughed at her paper, and then kept laughing. Finally, she caught her breath. "Hahaha, sorry, guys, sorry, sorry, it's just you guys are hilarious." She looked at her paper again. "Okay, this is from , who asks, Herobrine, if you enslave all of mankind, can I work for you?"

"Haha, this guy thinks he has a choice." Herobrine laughed. "Yeah, and I think, if I'm feeling generous, I might just, possibly, let you wear ropes instead of chains. And have a wooden bed instead of the ground."

"Okay then," Ashley chuckled, "let's hope that never happens, um, Creeper, what would you think of blowing up water when you exploded? Cool, not cool, what?"

"I guess it would be pretty cool," Creeper replied, "But it is water, so...eh, whatever. As long as I blow up whatever I was trying to kill."

"Another one for you, Creeper, would you like it if you could explode without dying?"

"I've dreamed of it many times," Creeper sighed, "and it would truly be the best thing to ever happen to me. Because though we respawn when we die, we can't every single time...and the risks increase...and I've seen friends, family die..."

"Aw, poor you. Don't worry, we got some good dares for you real soon. Enderman, have you ever considered dying yourself another color?" Ashley asked.

The eyes turned to him, and Enderman's face remained blank as he faded into the shadows, only his eyes still visible. "No...I black, so I can just, disappear..."

"Okay...that's it for 's questions. Next, Blueseas17. Yep, we all remember her. The first question is, well, more of a statement, is, 'No, I don't hate you, I just hate Steve and want you to beat Herobrine.'"

"Why the hate?!" Steve exclaimed. "And if you hate me, damn punch me in the face, or something, but seriously, making me fight Herobrine?!" He shuddered.

"Herobrine, what's your sister's name?" Ashley asked.

Herobrine growled in annoyance. "Kristina. Moving on."

Ashley would've argued, but the glare in his eye made her look at the next question. "Steve, you have to spawn and tame a cat."

Creeper growled. "You mean capture and brainwash."

"Shut up, Creeper!" Steve muttered and spawned an ocelot cat egg to the ground. Tiny, orange kitten appeared and meowed at him before backing away. "Hey, here, little cat, wanna fish?" He held out the raw meat.

The kitten looked at it a moment, before she turned her head to hear Creeper muttering under his breath. "Not little Alexa!" The said yellow and orange cat meowed at its name and turned towards Creeper, who rushed forward and hit it behind him, not letting Steve near her.

"Enderman, Herobrine, you guys have to have a staring contest. No, blinking, no looking away, no matter what. Starting...now!" Ashley announced.

Herobrine stared at Enderman intently, but it was impossible for Enderman to lose, because they never blinked. And staring at someone was simply far too easy for them. In the end, Herobrine blinked, and lost the round.

"I could beat him if we went again!" He protested before Ashley could go to the next question.

"Dude, I invented staring contests, don't waste my time." Enderman said.

"Alright, Steve, as a dare, you have to hug Creeper." Ashley said.

"What?!" Steve exclaimed. "What if he explodes?"

"What if he back stabs me with that sword of his?! I thought you said that I had good dares coming up." Creeper groaned.

After more argument, Steve put his diamond sword down and went over to hug Creeper, who looked just as annoyed as he did. They had hardly even touched when Steve pulled back and sat down at his spot again and said "next question!"

"Alright, Creeper, now you have to eat a cookie. Which, as I am annoyed, they changed to biscuits. Just as annoyed as I am that they did the same thing with Twinkies and turned them to...like, Cloud Cakes or something." Ashley scowled.

"I know, what's up with that?"

"I think we're getting them back, are we?"

"I think so, I don't know."

Creeper stuffed a cookie in his mouth and waited for the next question.

"Alright, Blueseas17's last statement is 'That's all, may you all be murdered by Baby Sheep. (Except the author because she's awesome.)'" Ashley tried to not to grin, but the faces on the looks of the Minecraft Mobs made it hard.

"Hey, come on, we got enough pressure on us already." Ghast said, annoyed.

"Okay, now, AlmightyFireHawk says Enderdragon, are you able to come to the Overworld? Why is there only one Enderdragon in the End at one time?" Ashley asked.

Enderdragon sighed on the screen. "Yes, I'm able, but I prefer not to, everything there is just kind of...scary..." He stared off into space. "And because it's always just me...ever since Ruby left...it's just been me, yeah."

"Alright, that's it from AlmightyFireHawk, next up is MyLittleMuffinZ, who simply says, 'if a spider and a cave spider meet...' What usually happens, Spider?"

"Cave spiders really hate anywhere but their home, so it's rare when they meet us, but when we do, we usually laugh about stuff we hate." Spider replied.

"Alright, now, Electric Elements, (in the form of a guest) says, this is for everyone, who here are bronies?" Ashley looked around.

Skeleton and Wither jumped up at the same time. "MY LITTLE PONY, FFFRRRIIIEEENNNDDDSSS!" They sang at the same time.

"Ugh, no! No, make it stop, make it stop! It won't get out of my head!" Ghast groaned.

"Anyone else?"

"Go Fluttershy!" Creeper said.

"Yeah, Fluttershy's the best pony!" Steve agreed.

"Well, you guys are stupid, but not when it comes to My Little Pony." Herobrine chuckled.

"You like Fluttershy?!" Enderman exclaimed.

Herobrine grinned. "You have no idea."

"I think that the theme song is annoying-" Ashley said.

"I hear ya there!" Ghast muttered.

"-But I think that My Little Pony had a good purpose and served it well." Ashley said, looking at her paper. "Herobrine, why do your eyes glow?"

He blinked and the glow in his eyes disappeared, and then he blinked again and the glow reappeared. "Because it's cool. 'Nuff said."

"Alrighty, and yeah, Electric Elements, I wouldn't really care if you did something like this. And shoutouts would seriously be the most epic thing in the whole freaking universe!" She glanced at her paper again. "Egyptian god5 asks, Creeper, do you wanna hug?"

"Yeah, I guess. Hugs are fun...or so I hear." Creeper sighed and stared where his arms should be.

"Alright, same person says, Herobrine, can you believe that some of my friends don't believe in you?" Ashley read.

"That's just messed up. Oh well, it'll just be that much more fun when I scare the shit outta 'em."

"And now, questions from BlackDragon41." Ashley spawned a Silverfish, who squeaked in annoyance. "Silverfish, do you have to live in underground fortresses and inside of stone brick blocks? Sounds painful to become one with a rock or any solid item for that matter." Ashley read off her paper.

Silverfish frowned. "I wanna go back to my stone now, if you don't mind."

"You can, answer the question first."

"Ugh. Fine." He rolled his eyes. "And stone is hollow. It's so fun to stay in there and hang around in the dark, and then some Minecraft Player comes along and ruins all the fun. Now bye!" And he dug into the earth and disappeared.

"Okay then...Herobrine, is there no one or nothing you fear?"

"There is the Devourer, but that's about it." Herobrine replied.

"Steve, would you prefer a Power punch from Herobrine or a Roundhouse kick from Herobrine?" Ashley asked.

Steve glanced at the grinning creature in the bedrock cage. "Uh, how about neither?"

"No, seriously, choose, because I think that we're finally gonna do Blueseas17's dare, ya know, for practice against this Devourer person." Ashley said.

"Shit, no, wait! Um-" Steve gaped when Ashley let Herobrine out and he rushed towards him faster than lightning. Steve glanced behind him to see everyone else was at least thirty blocks away. "W-Wait, wait, man, seriously, just-"

"Kick or punch, your choice! Make it fast!" Ashley said. "Before he does both!"

"Um, uh, kick! No, no, wait, punch, punch! No, stop, Herobrine, wait-!" Steve fell backwards when Herobrine's foot collided with his face. "Ow..." He got up. "I think, I would've preferred the punch."

"Can I do more? Please?" Herobrine looked at Ashley, almost begging.

"Um," Ashley looked at Steve, who was silently mouthing 'no' a thousand times and shaking his head. "I think he's had enough, for the moment. The second part of the dare was for Notch and you to team up and fight me...but I think we'll replace it with one of somebody else, and I'll give you guys the options and you guys can vote, and I'll post it in the next chapter. (I'll tell you the options at the end of the chapter.) Now, to BlackDragon41's next question...'Ashley, are you enjoying the interviews or what?' Well, it sure went weirder than I thought it would, considering I summoned Herobrine, Skeleton and Wither met up...Slime and Magma and really really weird... and I certainly didn't plan on Baby Sheep or the Devourer...so yeah, it's been awesome. How about you?" She glanced at her paper again. "Alright, now questions from AnonGirl, Enderman, is Enderdragon a girl or a boy?"

"Um, a boy..." Enderman replied.

"Blaze, how vital are your blaze rods? Do you need them to live, fly, et cetera?" Ashley asked, spawning a Blaze.

When asked the question, Blaze held out a minecart and blaze rod. "Mine. Precious. Preecciooouuusss." She then looked at Magma. "Oh, hi honey!" And then disappeared.

"Okay. Steve and Herobrine, how would you feel if Steve was the evil miner trying to kill Herobrine, the last demigod?" Ashley asked, raising her eyebrows as she read her paper.

"Pfft, as if he could even touch me before I cut his head off." Herobrine rolled his eyes.

Steve scooted farther away from the said monster. "Why is he not back in his bedrock cage?"

"Alrighty, Enderman, is there any logical way that to become a Human-Ender Hybrid?"

"Um, yeah, if you died and some Enderman ate most of you and then left your brain, and you'd become like a zombie-type of Ender-Human Hybrid, but that's pretty unlikely, since Minecraft Players taste worst than dirty socks. Yuck."

"I'm with ya there. Although they taste better if you fry 'em and then add sprinkles and whip cream." Herobrine said.

"Cool, I'll try that."

"Wait what?!" Steve gaped.

"Hey, don't judge me, my mom's cousin's half-mother, twice removed, was part zombie." Enderman shrugged. "And Herobrine is just Herobrine."

"Haha, very true." Herobrine laughed.

Ashley glanced at her paper again. "'Herobrine, you're so awesome. I know this isn't really a question but I'm gonna ask it anyway. Who the most awesome in all of Minecraft?"

"Me. Duh." Herobrine rolled his eyes. "Although baby sheep come pretty darn close. Damn, those things are so adorable. And the one we just saw was off the charts."

"Steve, any potential of you and the White-Eyed-One becoming friends?" Ashley asked.

Herobrine grinned wickedly.

"Um, yeah, when I'm dead." Steve muttered.

"That can be easily arranged." Herobrine replied.

"Herobrine, Steve, what if you were once best friends on a place called Earth, long ago, before being sucked into another dimension, Minecraft, gaining amnesia, and after meeting you eventually became mortal enemies?" Ashley asked.

"Um. This person has a... an interesting imagination." Steve muttered.

"And that's immortal enemies, he's the mortal one." Herobrine reminded him.

"Alright...now, TundraAndGateau asked basically repeated questions, so we're gonna skip those... APFiction13 says, Herobrine, if you are all powerful, why haven't you enslaved the world yet?"

"I'm working on it! Sheesh. See, I had to enslave Minecraft before I could move on to your wretched planet, and Notch wasn't exactly cooperating." Herobrine replied.

"Creeper, why haven't we ever seen a baby Creeper?" Ashley asked.

"Are you kidding?" Creeper rolled his eyes and sarcasm oozed into his voice. "Yes, because we would just go ahead and let our enemies see our freaking children. Babies, no less."

"Good point." Ashley remarked. "Steve, how did you end up here?"

"I don't know, maybe just like I was spawned, or something? Or maybe it was Notch creating me? But all I knew was I woke up, and I was in Minecraft...and I got so mad, because I had no clue who I was, that I punched a tree, and the remains of it just floated there until I literally just sucked it up. Man, did I freak out..."

"Alright, that's it from APFiction13, Kiu1q2w asks, Squid, how are you so awesome?" Ashley asked.

A Squid that had spawned in the pond heard her. "I don't know, really, I was just kinda-" he jumped up and did a front flip, "born with it."

"Right. Sure." Ashley looked at her paper again. "This is from Derp, for all of you guys, what's your favorite story?"

"That gory fanfic, Cupcakes." Herobrine grinned. "Gave me a few ideas I've yet to test." He smirked at Steve.

"Please, please, please, please put him back in the bedrock cage." Steve muttered to Ashley.

"That's a hard one, your favorite story, bro?" Wither turned to his sibling.

Skeleton stared into space. "Hmm, yeah, that's a really hard one..."

"That's what she said." Herobrine muttered.

"That's it." Ashley muttered, and then shoved the off-guard White-Eyed-One into his bedrock cage and sealed it up. "Bad Herobrine, bad!"

"Thank goodness." Steve whispered.

"I don't have a favorite story, unless someone comes up with one where I start roasting marshmallows." Ghast said.

"Oh, that's a good idea, why don't you? Ghast, go buy some marshmallows, Enderman, go find some gram crackers and chocolate. I'll get a fire started."

Soon, they were all munching on smores by the sunset.

"Wow, Ghast, you weren't kidding!" Iron Golem exclaimed. "This is the best smore I've ever had!" Ghast beamed as the others agreed.

"Alright, last question, guys." Ashley read the end of her paper. "'Enderdragon, what if I got you a girlfriend? I know a nice red dragon you may like...'"

Enderdragon choked on his smore. (Which had he come from the End to get, because, according to the others, and what he soon learned, was that those marshmallows were totally worth it.) "Um, is she- hot?" He finally managed to say after coughing a few times.

"Annd...that's the last of the questions. Herobrine, tell us, who's this Devourer person, thing?" Ashley asked, folding it up and sticking it in her pocket.

"He's um...he's a she..." Herobrine muttered. "And she's Kristina."

"Your sister?!" Steve exclaimed.

"She's a little...possessed..." He sighed. "Kinda freaky, really. Tried to kill me once."

"Wow, brother, your fear, and soul smells so...delicious. This is gonna be fun." A voice echoed off the trees.

Annnnnnnnnd done! Did ya like it? Btw, guys, say you review chapter twelve, and quite a while after I post it, and then I post the thirteenth chapter without answering your question, no, I'm not ignoring you, I just didn't see your review, and it would be answered in the fourteenth chapter. So yeah.

Alright, here are the options for the Herobrine & ? VS. Ashley fight.

1: Baby Sheep

2: Steve

3: Slime

Vote wisely!

And guys, each and every one of you are just so awesome and your support makes me so excited as I work on the next chapters. Thanks!

I think that's it, for now...so yeah...cya!

-ihearthorses6000