"What're you gonna tell 'em?" Creeper asked.
"Here's the plan. I saw how much people were reading my story, screamed like a crazed fangirl until I fainted from lack of air, and I haven't been able to write the chapter without doing that until now, so that's why it's finally up."
"So, basically, the truth." Tyler muttered.
"Yeah. Just an excuse- Tyler! Is that camera rolling?! Oh my god, we're rolling. Ahem. Um..." She glanced glanced at Steve. "What are you doing?"
"Writing my will." Steve replied. "It's the OC chapter. And I nearly died twice, earlier. I'm gonna be prepared."
"What're you giving me?" Tyler asked.
"A knife, enchanted one. I die, you damn take that thing and throw it at whoever it was."
"And if it was Zeus, Herobrine, or Kristina?"
"Run."
"Got it."
"So. We got the total of six OCs. (Seven, counting Demented Darkness. Thank freaking goodness. Too many OCs and my head would explode.) I'll be introducing them in the chapter, then we'll do all the questions and dares. Be warned, this is going to be a long chapter. The first OC is from PotionMaster123. The name, Will Flamel. He's a sorcerer, master of the four elements, potions, (duh) enchantments, etc. Hooded, he is a wonder of and trainees by many, included one very specified lord of air. Descendant of the great Nicholas Flamel, he wishes to challenge his powers to Enderman, Witch, and Herobrine. (He correctly says that he will not prevail.)" Ashley muttered. "So! Will, PotionMaster123 had a question you were gonna ask, but I didn't understand it, and I didn't wanna guess if I was totally gonna screw it up, so. Um. But you had one that I could actually read."
"Yeah." Will replied. "Baby Sheep, have you met Baby Pig, Baby Villager, etc?"
Baby Sheep grinned innocently. "They tasted delicious. But Baby Zombie was too fast."
"Don't worry, I'll find some kind of r something for you to suck the soul out of." Kristina promised.
"Yay!" Baby Sheep leaped for joy, and then cleared her throat. "Ahem, I mean, thank you, Great Devouror."
"Alrighty! Will, you have a seat, and we'll introduce everybody else." Ashley glanced at her paper again. "Alrighty, OC from xXTrianeraXx, her name is Trianera. Her history is just a pro at Minecraft. Her personality, somewhat of a sadic? Um, okay, whatever that is. And I hear you have a question for Herobrine?"
"The Almighty Lord Herobrine." Trianera corrected.
"Oh, right, my bad." Ashley rolled her eyes.
"Almighty Lord Herobrine, why do you hate happiness?"
Herobrine scowled. "It's disgusting. And annoying. And ruthless. And completely unmerciful. It brings you up and then throws you down into the fire." His voice lowered to a mutter. "A lot like my father."
"I heard that." Zeus growled.
"Well, you do have two ears." His son muttered.
"When I find the Emerald of Time, I'm going back to this moment so I can kill you and give your dead body to Kristina so she can do whatever she wants with it."
At that, Herobrine shuddered and Kristina grinned.
"You guys are one messed up family." Ashley muttered. "Ahem, that's two OCs. Next, we got another OC. She's got rainbow hair, gold steampunk goggles, Lon blue steampunk jacket with gold trim, black clothes and boots with gold trim an matching gloves. Info, a bit insane, funny, abuses powers, loves Endermen, loves Herobrine, aggressive, slightly dark, cuddly, but never hug her. I give you, Electric Elements! I see you like rainbows. Ahem, anyway, I believe we have a dare for Mr. Enderman. (Be warned, she is obsessed with you.) Enderman, you have to throw a crazy dance party with lots of glow sticks and insanity."
"Finally!" Enderman grinned. "Something fun!"
Then Enderman and Electric Elements went off and danced at their crazy party.
"Eh, why not?" Kristina shrugged and joined them.
Creeper frowned. (Or continued frowning. Or whatever.) "Dancing looks like fun..."
"Then why don't you...? Oh. Right. No arms. Well, you can still do the Harlem Shake!"
"Um. Kind of." Creeper muttered.
"Alrighty. Next OC, from lywloveyourworld, her name is Violet, (call her Vi,) age 18, She's tall, has long, black hair with purple tips, a bang that covers over her right eye, violet eyes, 2 gold bangles on each wrist, a purple tank top, black cut-off jeans, purple and black boots, black and purple headphones, and pale skin. She's a very nice and fun person and likes to laugh, but she's really shy to people who she doesn't know. She's blind in the eye that her bang covers over, because a Skeleton shot her in the eye. Therefore, she has a burning hatred for Skeletons. She's part Enderman, so she can teleport and is hurt by rain/water. She also gets antsy when people look her in the eye. She loves art (and is talented at it), and she also loves cats. Her favorite color is purple (obviously). She tries to hide her talent in art (because she thinks it's showing off), but everybody eventually finds out anyway. She hates mean people, along with water and Skeletons. Her fatal flaw is that she's too loyal and trusting." Ashley read off her paper.
"Oh god, no. It's her." Skeleton muttered.
Wither Skeleton glanced worriedly at his brother. "Who?"
"Violet." Skeleton growled.
Vi walked out, and chose to sat as close as possible to Enderman, (Electric Elements sat on his left, and Vi was on his right,) and the farthest away from Skeleton.
"Alrighty. Next OC, name is Dovah King, looks like the dragonborn from Skyrim, (I've seen and heard of it because somebody I know obsesses over it, ahem,) he speaks in third person, and surprisingly would do dares without arguing, (don't get any ideas, readers, I don't want OCs to die) crush on Kristina, doesn't show it, though, sensible, but if anyone mentions arrows in the knee... god help everyone within a mile's radius.
he can use Skyrim magic and shouts (look it up) and maybe teach some of the cast to shout?" Ashley glanced at those last words. "I hope I'm not the only one who thinks that's a bad idea. This place is far too crazy already." She shook her head.
"Alright, next OC, her name and title is Okami Solari Corona Infernyia (Corona). Parents: Okami Amaterasu (Japanese wolf goddess of the sun ) and an Ender Dragon crossed with a Wither. (WitherDragon)"
"Well. That's not awkward at all." Wither Skeleton muttered.
"Relationships: Sister, Okami Solari Phoenix (Phoenix)." Ashley read. "She's got black hair, black eyes, associations: The Wolf Hunt, a group of immortal female winged shapeshifter wolves sworn to never marry, sort of like the Hunters of Artemis from Percy Jackson Series. Personality, not very trusting, but likable. (Notes, do not get on her bad side.) Fatal Flaws: distrust, loyalty, anger (lots of it), bitterness, and the fact that she's part werewolf, so she is hunted. A lot. M'kay, that's yet another OC." Ashley took a deep breath.
"This is getting weirder and weirder." Steve sighed, then took his will and continued writing on it.
"I believe the last, but not least, is DementedDarkness. Herobrine, I believe you'll like him. Weapons: his special wither gun that causes random effects and he knows kenpo martial arts. Physical Description: He is a tall gentleman with dirty blond hair and black robes, his signature mask that's on his profile avatar, he has a left red eye and a white right eye. Powers: really fast healing regeneration, that can even recover him if he's disintegrated and he can hypnotize people(except Lord Herobrine). And Herobrine, or 'Lord Herobrine', DementedDarkness says you're awesome, he roots for you in dominating the world, blah blah blah, etc. And, his last note, to everyone, (except Herobrine) 'beware of the darkness, for I could be watching!'"
"I'm liking the sound of this." Herobrine grinned.
"Alright, those are our OCs. Now, onto questions and dares." Ashley scanned her paper. "All I can say, Steve, you chose wisely to write your will."
"For some reason I don't feel relieved." Steve muttered.
"Alright, question from NinjaStarCraft, Ocelot, in the wild, do you have clans like the warriors in the books? If so which one are you in?"
The Ocelot that spawned meowed in reply and then ran away.
"Well, excuse me." Ashley growled. "When did they get so rude?"
Creeper rolled his eyes. "When Steve brainwashed them."
"I did not!" Steve growled. "I just gave them fish. See?! Totally harmless fish."
Creeper, who had been eating a smore while sitting next to Ghast, (anyone who sat next to Ghast got a smore, one way or another) nearly choked on the mouthful he had. "Harmless?! Do you not know your fish at all? That's one of the most poisonous ones in the sea."
"Then...why can I eat it?"
"You eat it and you get higher than you do when you get a happy shot."
"Oh." Steve blinked blankly. "That explains a lot from last night..."
"Alright, now we got questions from RenThePyro. Zombie, how can you find Minecraft Players from so far away? What makes you want to follow them? Are you courting death?" Ashley asked.
Zombie grinned. "Brainzzz."
"That's not really an answer."
"Brainzzzzz."
"I don't even know why I try." Ashley shook her head. "Kristina, is Baby Sheep your servant, or more of a crazed fangirl?"
"I don't actually know..."
"Both. Duh." Baby Sheep grinned.
"Kristina, is it possible to eat only half a person's soul and leave them with half of one? 'That would explain a lot of people at my school.'" Ashley read.
Kristina grinned. "Well, whoever tried to suck the soul out of them, because I can try all I want, but souls are just too delicious to eat only half of one. I could probably try, but I don't know anyone, including me, with that much willpower."
"Zeus, is Kristina your favorite?"
Zeus grinned.
"Am I, daddy?"
"Duh, you don't see me threatening to kill you. (Yet.)"
Kristina laughed like she hadn't heard that last part.
"Alright, Tyler, RenThePyro wants to know if you and I are just programming or what."
"She just made me up, she's the actual person."
"Right, so..." She tilted her head to the side as she read her papers.
"What's that?!" Steve exclaimed, noticing to scars on her neck.
"Oh, um."
"Vampire bite." Kristina would recognize that anywhere.
"Uh, the result of Herobrine's visit to the human world." Ashley shook her head.
Herobrine grinned.
"Wipe that smirk off your face, you jerk."
"You tasted even better in person."
Ashley shuddered and then kept reading. "Um, Iron Golem, you get a jetpack, and Snow Golem gets a liquid nitrogen gun."
"I have no clue what this is, but awesome!" Snow Golem laughed. "Oh my gosh, we can kill that annoying village that betrayed you now!"
"Yeah!" Iron Golem's eyes were full of revenge.
"Um, after the Interview, guys." Ashley reminded them. "Trust me, you'll want to stick around for this chapter. Now, for questions from AnakTebet, and apparently this is 'good news', he/she made a stronger version of the truth shot...and instead of drinking it, it's a 5cm needle, and everyone gets to have it...including me and Tyler."
"B-But, wha-? No, I, um, have to keep the camera rolling." Tyler stammered.
"Yeah, no, you're gonna do it too, sucker. Sit down. Herobrine, you already had a happy shot and a truth shot, so I think you're good. Zeus, you get to help him give everyone the truth shot...make sure he doesn't try anything." Ashley said.
"And if he does?"
"Kill him."
"It would be a pleasure."
So everyone went around, getting their truth shot, and Steve was the first one to begin muttering.
"I have a way to kill Herobrine."
Herobrine just stared at him. "How...?"
"Now that would be fun to see." Zeus chuckled.
"I have a cat in my house that I tamed that is still somewhat loyal to Creeper." Steve muttered.
Creeper hadn't had his truth shot yet, but it wouldn't have mattered, either way, those words would send him running to Steve's house.
"He won't be back for a while." Ashley laughed, just before she was given her truth shot. "I know where the Emerald of Time is."
Zeus growled and tried to stop himself from killing her.
"I'm gay." Iron and Snow Golem muttered at the same time.
"I have a crush on Blaze." Ghast muttered.
"Magma Cube and I are on a quest-y for the Emerald of Time-y." Slime nearly whispered.
"Killing them will be easy." Zeus muttered.
The rest continued on, but the rest of the secrets or truths told were mostly not important. 'Brainzzzz.' 'I want potions.' 'OCs are scary.' etc.
Creeper then came back, holding a black cat, who was meowing constantly to him, who replied and laughed occasionally.
Slowly, everyone who had had the truth shot began to wake up. After a few seconds of focusing, it was really easy for them to remember what had happened, since all of them did it. (Except Creeper, but the only secret he's hiding is what he plans to do to Steve.)
"Hey! You took Blood Dagger! He's mine!" Steve growled.
It took all Creeper had not to walk up and punch him in the face. Or kick him. Or whatever. "It's a she, and her real name is Shadow, you deranged, murderous, apparently blind, slave-taming idiot."
"Hey! That's a little harsh." Steve reached for his diamond sword.
"It's her words, not mine." Creeper said.
Shadow meowed again, and then hissed at Steve.
"And I cannot believe that you named her Blood Dagger! She's hardly bigger than a kitten! Did you expect to send her out to war?!" Creeper shook his head. "You got problems."
"No, just one. And it's name is Creeper!" Steve growled.
"Guys, guys, can we worry about that later." Ashley said groggily, getting up. Her eyes widened as Zeus picked her up by the hair. "Ow, ow, ow! What are you-" It didn't take her long to remember. Her voice lowered. "Shit."
"Yeah, 'shit' is right. Where is the Emerald of Time?!" Zeus roared, and the ground began to shake.
Ashley bit her tongue and didn't reply.
"Fine, you wanna do this the hard way, we'll do this the hard way." He held both her arms, and hardly tugged at all. (If he pulled any harder both arms would come off easily.) Pain coursed throughout her arms, and she cried out in pain. "Now do you feel like telling me?"
"No, I feel like you just about ripped my arms off." She replied weakly.
"We can start on your legs then, too."
Again, she screamed, and after a while, Zeus stopped, and asked her again.
Her gritted her teeth and still didn't reply.
"Fine, I guess we'll just rip your head off, then."
"You wouldn't dare, you wouldn't have a way to find it." Ashley muttered.
"Oh, yes, I would. But it would take longer."
"You wouldn't dare." Ashley repeated weakly.
"Try me." Zeus whispered, and then yanked on her head.
"Okay, okay, okay!" Ashley said. "I'll tell you where it is."
"Well, she lasted longer than I thought she would." Herobrine raised an eyebrow. "For that matter she lasted at all."
"You owe me five bucks." Kristina replied.
"After the Interview." Ashley added.
"Fine." Zeus growled.
"Alright, question for...Zeus! Why did you marry Tania? You said you didn't like humans."
"Yeah, but Tania didn't exactly like humans either." Zeus rolled his eyes.
"Kristina, which one do you like better, Tyler or Steve? (To love, not to eat.)" Ashley said.
Please not me, please not me. Both of them silently begged.
"Probably both ways, to love and eat, Tyler."
"Why me?" Tyler sobbed quietly.
"Because you're delicious both ways. Well, I don't really know about the latter, actually." She walked closer, her mouth opening in the weird way to suck his soul. "Wanna find out?"
Tyler took several steps backwards. "Um, no thanks."
"You sure? I'll only take a tiny bit." Her voice wasn't hers, for it was smoother, and more demonic. "Oh, who am I kidding, I'd kill you right away."
"Zeus, a little bit of help, please?!"
Zeus sighed and made the popcorn in his hands disappear. "Kristina, sit down, hun."
"Aw." Kristina sighed and did so.
"Alright, this is for everyone, 'I found an Emerald with a clock on it, who wants it?'" Ashley read, and then cracked up laughing. "You wish that's what the Emerald of Time looked like." She glanced at her paper again, while trying to catch her breath. "Herobrine, to see if you're a real man, you have to go into a completely pink room with Jessica."
"Complete jerky readers."
"Hey, hey, no insulting my readers." Ashley stared at her paper again and then looked with sympathy at Tyler. "'Which ever one Kristina chose has to hug her for one full hour.'"
"All I can say is I'm glad you're not me, and sorry, dude." Steve whispered to him. Tyler glanced at Kristina, who was smirking, and trying not to scream, walked over to her. She opened her arms and rushed towards him, hugging him with a surprisingly gentle, but still firm, touch.
"Scared, are we?" She whispered in his ear, her cold breath making the hair stick up on the back of his neck.
"Well, duh." Tyler muttered.
Kristina grinned. "Good." And then she played with his hair like it didn't scare the hell out of him or anything.
"Ahem." Ashley cleared her throat. "Setting a timer. Let us hope that time pasts swiftly. Next dare, Enderman, you have to break and destroy a grass block."
"What?!" He gasped like he'd been ordered to commit a crime. He then glanced down at the block underneath him. "I'm so, so, so, so, so sorry." He whispered. Then he started to punch it. He made a high pitched sound when it began to break, and stared at his hand like it was a murder weapon.
"Do it, Enderman."
He made the high pitched sound again, and then broke the block halfway, and then stopped, again staring at his hand. After multiple tries, he finally broke it, and then quickly placed it again. "I'm so, so, so, so, so sorry." He put some grass on the dirt block. "Sorry."
"Alright, ahem, that's it from AnakTebet, now for stuff from Daebak Fai. Baby Sheep, who are your parents?" Ashley asked.
Baby Sheep smiled adorably. "I don't have any. I was born from the light, from the sunshine, from the flowers," her eyes grew redder with each word, and tilted her head to the side, "and then the darkness grabbed me in a choke hold and yanked me into its depths."
Ashley read her paper. "Herobrine, sorry dude, but the readers seem to enjoy making you eat trees. Only this time, Kristina gets to put some TNT on it."
"Yay!" Kristina got up, still hugging Tyler, (to his dismay) ran over, picked up a tree as easily as one would pick up a basket of flowers, put TNT on it, and tossed it to Herobrine, and then sat down, still holding Tyler.
"Ugh." Herobrine sighed and shoved the tree, roots, leaves, TNT and all, into his mouth. A few moments later, he let out a loud, long burp, except he was burping fire. "That's better."
"Ew, and now for a riddle, a man was two hundred meters above ground and he fell. Yet he only broke his hand. Why?"
"Someone caught him? Except his hand?" Blaze guessed.
"He fell on something soft and bounced and it broke his hand!" Ghast countered. Blaze grinned at Ghast for a moment.
"Nope. He was on the top floor of a two hundred meter tall building. Uh. Okay. Next is stuff from Enderwan. Um, Tyler, you and I get to be set on fire, for whatever reason." Ashley sighed, and held out flint and stone, and made a fire in front of them. "On the count of three, we have to run, (with Kristina still hugging you) through the fire and then jump into that river. Ready?"
"Heck no." Tyler replied.
"Three!" Ashley cried, and then they both ran through the fire and jumped into the river. (Kristina being immune to both getting wet and burning.) "Sheesh the water is freezing." Ashley glanced at her paper. "Um...apparently we all have to kneel down to Herobrine."
"He'll have to break my legs first." Kristina growled.
"I'd rather squash him like a bug." Zeus muttered.
"Hey, guys, it's not gonna kill you. Possibly. Besides, you'll need some practice for when I take over everything." Herobrine shrugged.
"Can I do a fancy bow? I'll have to, because I got a lady stuck to me. And her grip is just..." Tyler shook his head. "So, yeah, fancy bow." Tyler did so, and Kristina laughed.
"Kristina, you get to fight someone of your choice, with a diamond sword with Sharpness 3 and Fire Aspect 2." Ashley said.
Kristina glanced at Tyler. "Hmm...there are so many choices," she sighed quietly, touching and tickling his hand to his elbow. Tyler froze, though every part of him was screaming. "I wonder which one I should choose," she then tickled from his elbow to his shoulder, whispering, "which one I should choose to fight," then she reached his neck. "Which head will end up on my wall?" She paused. "I choose...Herobrine."
Tyler let go of a breath he didn't know he'd been holding.
"What?" Herobrine repeated.
"Yeah, you know, to pay you back for being such and idiot and losing the Emerald of Time." Kristina shrugged. "I guess I'll just have to fight with one hand, and hug Tyler with the other."
"I don't know if that's a good-" Tyler began, but Kristina and Herobrine were already fighting. Herobrine (who had gotten his hands on a diamond sword) was noticeably aiming for Tyler, (to his horror) so Kristina had to twist half of her body away from him, in order to protect Tyler. Which gave Herobrine an opening, and soon, both Tyler and Kristina were on the ground, both unarmed, with Herobrine's grin and weapon were upon them. The rules were that they fight until the other was on the ground and was in a position where the other could kill them, and then the victor just go about his win. But Herobrine's eyes were no longer white, but bright red. And he was looking at an open wound, that was spilling blood, from Tyler. Herobrine grinned and raised his sword before his father or anyone else could make a move to stop him.
"Nighty night." He whispered, lowering his diamond weapon, before it was flung against a tree. Tyler had stopped it with a log, and, being weak, was working with the element of surprise. Tyler threw his log, which hardly even tickled Herobrine, but it stunned him enough to let Kristina get to her fight and knock her brother multiple feet away, and unconscious.
"Daddy, what's wrong with him?" Kristina asked.
"It probably happened when he saw the blood...but normally he can keep his urges under control, so I'm not totally sure what happened." Zeus replied, puzzled.
"Ugh." Herobrine got up, rubbing his forehead. His eyes were glowing white. "Did Kristina kick my butt again? Cuz my head hurts."
"No, that was Tyler, actually."
Herobrine raised an eyebrow. "Well, he's got some guts."
"Enderman, Blaze, prepare to hate each other." Ashley warned, looking at her paper. "Blaze, pick up a grass block." Blaze did so. "Now light it on fire."
"No! Are you crazy? Please no!" Enderman got on his knees.
"Then, after it's burned, Blaze, you have to give Blaze five Minecarts." Ashley said.
"Wait, what?" Blaze stopped, then glanced at Enderman, and motioned for him to come closer. "I'll throw the grass in the river so it won't burn anymore if you give me back the five Minecarts."
"Deal."
Enderman watched, wincing, as Blaze set it on fire, and then, when no one was looking, tossed the grass block into the river. Then, handed Enderman the five Minecarts, and Enderman hid them behind the block Blaze was sitting on.
"Steve, you get to go the The End with absolutely nothing to fight the Enderdragon." Ashley said. "I don't know about this one..."
"Well, I'm not even at The End, so he could just fight me here." Enderdragon rolled his eyes.
"Um, that's not what I'm worried about, it's that I really don't want people being scorched to death."
"Then I'll just beat him around a bit." Enderdragon shrugged.
"Daddy." Kristina said in a tone, and then Zeus made a bag of popcorn appear in her hand. "Want any?" She turned to Tyler.
"Um, no thanks, I'm good."
Kristina grinned as she shoved more popcorn in her mouth.
Steve sighed and he stood up and looked at how much bigger the Enderdragon was to him. "Exactly what does beating me around mean?"
"Oh, you know, just this." Enderdragon shrugged, whipping his tail around and hitting him in the stomach with it. Steve landed in a tree nearby.
"O-Oh." Steve said, all the air knocked out of him, as he tried to get up. But then the tree he landed on was on fire. Then he was on fire. Then he was doing some sort of Indian dance while screaming all the way to the river. And then everyone else was trying and failing not to laugh.
Things like this continued until Ashley told Enderdragon to stop. "Alright, uh, Steve, get up, if you can. Wither Skeleton and Enderman, you two get to fight Herobrine and Kristina."
"But the hour isn't up yet. It isn't anywhere near up yet." Tyler groaned.
"I guess you'll just have to go with it." Kristina grinned, her grip tightening on him.
"I guess." Tyler replied weakly.
"Chill out," Kristina whispered, kissing him on the cheek, "I won't let 'em hurt you."
Tyler choked for a moment, but the words wouldn't leave his mouth. "Wha-who-why-did-...there wasn't...a dare..."
"Does there need to be?" Kristina grinned.
Tyler just let his fingers brush past where she kissed him, because of how surprisingly soft it was. "I-I...uh..."
Kristina laughed and picked up her sword.
In the end, Enderman and Wither Skeleton, and both the Herobrine and Kristina, were on the ground, out of breath.
"You two- are so- annoyingly fast." Herobrine huffed.
"Teleporting plus enchanted arrows equals BOOM." Wither Skeleton replied, high-fiving Enderman without even looking at him.
"We're just that good." Enderman grinned.
"Now we got some questions. Enderman, can you wear armor?" Ashley asked.
"Nope." Enderman replied, getting up and sitting down beside the two OCs obsessing over him. "But it's not like I need it. You hit me, and boom, right behind you."
"Creeper, do you eat TNT to explode?" Ashley asked.
"Nope, I tried it once. Bleh. Never. Again. Pooping out fire for days. Is. Not fun." Creeper muttered.
"Uh, okay. Zeus, what do you fear?" Ashley asked.
"Umm..." Zeus thought for a moment. "I can't think of anything."
"Oh yeah?" Herobrine asked. "Watch this then, guys. Dad, EMERALD OF TIME GOT DESTROYED!"
"WHAT?!" Zeus screamed, and the ground shook again. "NOOOOOO!"
"Stop, stop! Stop the screaming, you're reminding me of Luke in Star Wars. Good story and all, worst actors and writers in the world. (This coming from me.)"
"That's insulting one of the best series of all time!" Tyler protested.
"Think about it, the choices of words, the way they actors did it. I mean, most don't really care, and I do really love Star Wars, but still. Sometimes the actors seem to get 'horrified or desperate' mixed up with 'constipated'. Watch it, and you'll know what I mean. Ahem, but you guys aren't here to hear me whine about Star Wars, you wanna read a story. So. That's it from Enderwan, now we're going to BlackDragon41." Ashley announced. "We're going to the tundra biome, for a snowball fight! Zeus, if you please."
Zeus waved his hand and they were in a tundra biome.
"Yay!" Snow Golem grinned, picking up a snowball.
"Hey, not so fast. First we gotta announce the teams. Those not chosen can cheer from the sidelines and have hot chocolate." Ashley said.
Ghast grinned. "Can I make smores?"
"Fine, yes, you came make smores." Ashley rolled his eyes. "Alright, the first team is; Herobrine, being the leader, his team mates being Baby Sheep, Slime, Iron Golem, Enderman, Ghast, Steve, and Tyler. One the second team is; the leader is Ashley. Her teammates; Kristina, Creeper, Snow Golem, Villager, Blaze, Zombie, and Enderdragon. Those who win get to brag about it."
"Dang, they separated us." Iron Golem muttered, going on his side with his team.
"Don't worry, I'll try not to kick your butt too hard." Snow Golem grinned, preparing a snowball.
"In your dreams." Iron Golem laughed.
"How is this gonna work? I'm supposed to be on the other team." Tyler said.
Kristina sighed and let him go, while Tyler tried not to jump for joy. Then he saw Herobrine standing there, tossing a snowball around in his hands.
"Out of the frying pan and into the fire." Tyler groaned.
Those who weren't picked went to the sidelines and drank hot chocolate.
"Alright. Here are the rules. We throw snowballs until somebody falls over. It doesn't matter if you can get up, (uh, hopefully you can) you will be out. The last team standing wins!" Ashley picked up a snowball and took aim. "Be warned, though, I took softball for five years." Then she whispered to her team, "Everybody team up on Slime or Ghast, and dodge the rest."
"Let's get rid of Villager right away." Herobrine muttered.
"Ready, set, go!" Ashley yelled, and then snowballs began to be made.
One soared through the air, and hit Villager squarely in the face. He fell over, and Ashley shrugged.
"Eh, didn't need him anyway."
"Hey!" Villager growled, going to the sidelines and muttering angrily while he sipped hot chocolate.
Snow Golem turned to Iron Golem, just in time to dodge a snowball whizzing by his face. Snow Golem swung his arms, throwing snowball after snowball, but Snow Golem just grinned, dodged each one, and then threw one of his own larger ones.
Blaze stared as her heat melted the snow where she stood and she stared at the grass. "I don't know if I can play..."
"Just do what I'm doing!" Ghast suggested, sucking up the snow and shooting it out in large balls.
"Uh, okay..." Blaze sucked up the snow as well, and shot it at Ghast. He dodged it and shot two more at her, and Blaze laughed. "Missed me!"
Ashley shot at Enderman, and he disappeared before it touched him. Then he sent three more her way.
Creeper stared with dismay at the snow. "Well, this is gonna be lame."
"Creeper, kick the snowballs!" Ashley pointed to a pile of the said winter weapons.
Creeper began kicking the snow, and a snowball landed and hit Baby Sheep, and she fell over.
Kristina and Herobrine were having their own little war.
Slime, Ghast, Blaze, and Zombie fell over, and went to the sidelines. The Enderdragon was out as well, due to the fact that he was so large and Ashley would not allow him to fly.
Creeper and Tyler both targeted each other at the same time and both got out. Then Snow Golem got Steve out as well. The survivors were, on team one, being Herobrine, Enderman, and Iron Golem, on team two it was Ashley, Kristina, and Snow Golem.
The two Golems began to fight each other, and large snowballs flew through the air. Kristina and Herobrine began to do the same, so Ashley was left to Enderman, who grinned.
Ashley sighed, and tossed a snowball at him uselessly. He dodged before it could touch him, and Enderman laughed. Ashley grabbed four snowballs, two in each hand, and threw one at Enderman, and threw the other three at thin air. The said monster, confused, teleported to dodge the snowball. When he did, he was greeted by the three other snowballs.
"Oh my gosh! Yay! I actually have some talent in this world!" Ashley grinned.
"Congrats, nobody cares. Heads up!" Kristina called.
Ashley dodged the snowball that whizzed past her ear, and then glanced at Herobrine, whose white eyes were glowing. "Holy sh-" More snowballs greeted her before she could finish, and she fell over. "Dang! Oh well, I had my moment." She went to the sidelines and grabbed herself a cup of hot chocolate.
The two blurs that everyone assumed was the two Golems, stood still long enough for everyone to see Iron Golem topple over.
"You went easy on me!" Snow Golem accused.
"I did not! You know I never have and I never will!" Iron Golem replied.
"That's a good point." Snow Golem muttered. "Oof!" He said to the snowball at hit him in the chest and crashed to the ground.
The only ones left were the two siblings Herobrine and Kristina.
"I have an odd feeling that this was just meant to be." Herobrine grinned.
"Well, at least now we can use our powers without murdering someone." Kristina grinned, her mouth morphing into her demon-like one, and sucked up snow and began to shoot it at him. Except they were all glowing red.
Herobrine grabbed each of them and clenched it in his fist, and the red snowball became blue.
"Hey, hey, no dark magic in a snowball fight." Zeus said.
"It's not dark magic," Herobrine defended, throwing ten of his blue snowballs at his sister, "it's called entertainment!"
"The only thing that will entertain me," Kristina replied, "is seeing your downfall!"
"Yes, and I'm sure that a snowball fight has a lot to do with my downfall. (Which, by the way, is basically impossible.)" Herobrine rolled his eyes.
The two became blurs as the snowball fight continued, until they both fell over and gave up.
"It is a tie!" Ashley announced. "Now, Zeus, please take us back to the regular world." He did so. "Thank you. Now, apparently, I forgot to do this last chapter, so, Creeper, you get a cookie."
"Yay!" Creeper jumped up, and everyone stared at him. He turned red. "Um, I mean, thanks." And began munching on it.
"Alrighty, that's it from BlackDragon41. Now, for NinjaCacti. Newbie, yay! Um, I hope you get that possessed iPod fixed, my iPhone doesn't exactly like me, either. Ahem, anyway. Kristina, Herobrine, Zeus! Go get dressed into something nice, you're gonna take a family photo!"
"But my tuxedo has blood on it from that last time I was at that retarded wedding with my 'uncle'." Herobrine rolled his eyes.
"I still can't believe you ate him." Kristina rolled her eyes.
"You ate aunty!"
"Well, yeah...but...she was rude!" Kristina defended.
"Uh huh, and uncle wasn't."
"Alright, shut up, both of you." Zeus rolled his eyes. "Let's just get this lame dare over with."
So Herobrine came out, wearing a tuxedo with a large blood stain on it. Kristina was wearing a white, faded dress, and it made her look ghost-like. Zeus wearing a golden spider man suit. "What? It's epic!"
"Um, then, get together, I guess, and say cheese?"
"Souls!" Kristina grinned.
"Blood!" Herobrine replied.
"Just kill me now." Zeus muttered.
"Um, perfect..." Ashley stared at the picture. "Good luck photo bombing that, it's already screwed up beyond repair. Ahem, questions from NinjaCacti. All monsters, do you have actual names?"
"What? What do you mean?" Creeper asked. "'Actual names?'"
"Well, there's no way that you guys are named after your species or anything, so what's your actual name?" Ashley asked.
"My name is Chest Hair." Ghast muttered, then Enderman nudged him. "Um, I mean, my name's Ghast. Just Ghast."
"We can't let them find out!" Skeleton whispered.
"I know, just shut up and smile." Wither Skeleton replied.
"Enderman, what purpose does your Ender Pearl have when you're alive?" Ashley asked.
"Ender Pearl? What's that?"
"Your eye." Ashley replied. "That's what it says when we pick it up after one of you die."
"You...pick up...my eye?! What in the Nether do you even use it for?!" Enderman demanded.
"Well, we mix it with Blaze Powder to make an Ender Eye, and then it basically points towards The End." Ashley replied.
"Wait, what?!" Enderman stared at her with disgust. "So, you kill one of my kind, take our eye,"
"Mix it with my remains..." Blaze continued,
"And use it to find and kill me?!" Ender Dragon growled.
"You are all disgusting." Enderman glared. "I say we kill them after this Interview."
"I agree." Blaze nodded.
"Finally." Ghast smirked.
"Yay!" Zeus grinned and made a bag of popcorn appear on his lap.
"Ahem, um, anyways." Ashley swallowed down the lump in her throat. "Blaze, how does your body somewhat together if it just floats there?"
"How should I know?" Blaze shrugged. "I think it has something to do with my fire or something. I don't know. But it's awesome!"
"It really is. Now for questions from TheEmptyBarrel. 'Can I be your second in command if -uh, when- you enslave humanity?'"
"Can you? I'm sure you capable." Herobrine chuckled. "I don't know, it really depends, I guess."
"What he means is if he can resist the urge to suck every drop of blood from your body, then yeah, probably." Kristina corrected.
"I would argue, but it's basically true, so." Herobrine shrugged.
"How would your treat whoever you would make second in command?" Ashley asked.
"Umm..." Herobrine stood in thought for a moment. "The only way I can think of it is kinda like a loyal dog, no, wait, a wolf. They're more vicious."
"M'kay, that's it from TheEmptyBarrel, now stuff from AxleMC131. First, questions! Enderman, how come if your eyes and teleport dust are purple, why are your Ender Pearls green?" Ashley asked.
Enderman growled. "How should I know what color my eyes are when I'm dead?"
"Ghast, what's your opinion on cobblestone?"
"Oh. That stuff. Well, whenever I see it, I see tiny little Minecraft Players trying to hide from me in that little place, so, it's just amusing, I guess." Ghast shrugged.
"Cave Spider, how come you're venomous when your relative isn't?" Ashley asked.
"I think it's because there's actually a weird thing that we pour in our eyes and it makes us venomous for a while. Spiders hate putting anything near their eyes, so."
"Very true." Spider agreed.
"Alright, this is for everyone, what fascinates you the most about the world of Minecraftia?" Ashley asked.
"Smores!"
"Flowers!"
"Um, iron."
"Snow!"
"Blood, duh."
"Souls!"
"Getting the Nether out of here." Zeus growled.
"Arrows!"
"Brainzzzzzzzzzzz."
"The sunrise or sunset. It looked like a newborn or dying fire." Blaze muttered. "Or minecarts. Or Ghast... Oh, I'm torn!"
"Silverfish, how can you sense when another Silverfish is being attacked?" Ashley asked, holding out a Silverfish spawn egg.
"I think it's obvious that every creature can communicate to their own kind, and that their kind is like their family, and there's this weird connection or something...and they can just tell." Creeper said.
"Very, very true, Creeper." Steve agreed.
"Alright, now for the trivia! Team one is Creeper, Herobrine, Zeus, Skeleton, Baby Sheep. Team two is Steve, Kristina, Slime, Blaze, Pigman, Wither Skeleton, Enderman. Team one has nine points, team two has seven points. Let's change that! Next questions of the trivia! First one is, what one item does a Minecraft Character hold with two hands instead of one?"
"A map." Steve pressed his buzzer instantly.
"There's another point for team one. What can cause a pig to or other animal to drop cooked meat on death?" Ashley asked.
Buzzers were pressed instantly.
"By fire damage." Wither Skeleton said.
"Correct. Next, what is the hexadecimal game ID for smooth stone?" Ashley read.
Silence, and then one buzzer rang. "1?" Kristina guessed.
"Right, another point for team two. Next question, what is the maximum enchantment level?"
"Level thirty." Zeus replied.
"There's a point for team one. Next question, what blocks are required to construct an Iron Golem?" Ashley asked.
Enderman pressed his button. "Um...four iron blocks...and...a pumpkin?"
"Point for team two. A snow block drops four snowballs when mined with what tool?" Ashley asked, and then nearly went deaf with the high amount of buzzers in her ear. "Um, I heard Pigman's buzzer first."
"A shovel."
"And there's yet another point for team two. Last question before the bonus round. How many blocks of obsidian are required to construct a full Nether portal?"
"Fourteen!" Blaze hit her buzzer.
"Alright! The two teams are tied eleven to eleven, the bonus round will decide the winners! Alright, bonus round question; name as many naturally generated structures that can spawn in the Minecraft world as you can."
Multiple buzzers were pressed.
"Village!"
"Dungeon!"
"Abandoned mineshaft."
"Strong hold!"
"Witch hut!"
"Desert temple!"
"Alright. the scores are tied, still! Fourteen to fourteen! The trivia is now over until next chapter. (Insert sad face here.) Now, for things from Steph1007. He/she says 'Because Lord Herobrine and Steve have been threw so much in this that they get a cookie! And for writing this, Ashley gets one, too.' Aw, thanks, cookies are just awesome."
"Agreed." Steve said with his mouth full.
"Oh. Um. You guys are gonna like this one, haha, um, Herobrine, you have a dare to kiss Steve." Ashley announced.
Kristina burst out laughing.
Steve spit out his cookie, and Herobrine choked on his.
"Help him, Kristina." Zeus muttered.
"Ugh. Fine." Kristina rolled her eyes and did so.
Herobrine then just stared at Steve for a long, awkward moment, and then they both turned around and ran in opposite directions.
Zeus laughed, then grabbed them both by the collar and shoved them together. At a very awkwardly close distance, they just sat there and stared. After eleven minutes, Herobrine crossed his arms and growled, "I'd rather let Kristina eat my soul."
"It's a dare, you have to, we can't move on until you do. So we'll just sit for all of eternity." Ashley said.
"I'm actually very okay with that." Herobrine replied.
"For once in my life, I agree with the guy who wants to kill me." Steve muttered.
"I'd rather shove crap in my nose." Herobrine said.
"I'd rather have glass in my eyes."
"I'd rather snap my own neck."
"I'd rather have a snake bite off my toes."
"I'd rather rip off my arm and feed it to crocodiles, while still being able to feel it."
"I'd rather sit here for all of eternity while saying nonstop 'I'd rather' statements." Steve said.
"Okay, okay, we get it!" Ashley rolled her eyes. "I'm sorry to say, this one isn't gonna happen. Questions from iluvpb22, Herobrine, 'If I enslaved Steve and gave him to you as a gift, would you let me free when you take over the world?'"
"Probably. It depends on if he's alive or dead. If he's dead, no, because I want to do that slowly and painfully, and I want to do it." Herobrine replied like he was telling someone how to sing the ABCs.
"I'm just gonna go die in a hole now." Steve muttered.
"Hhhheerrrroooobbbbrrrriiiinnnneeee." Ashley grinned. "iluvpb22 thinks that Pwetty Pwrincess needs a makeover, Kristina, that got can be yours."
Kristina grinned, glanced at the paper Ashley was holding, and nodded. "I think I can manage that."
"And Herobrine, iluvpb22 says that they're not sorry at all." Ashley added.
"Oh, they will be, they will be." Herobrine growled as Kristina yanked him away.
When they came back, Herobrine was back in his pink sparkly dress, his shoes, his crown, wearing lots of lipstick, eye shadow, and blush. But most of it looked like someone didn't have a mirror, or it was forced on him. Though laughter roared out of everyone, Zeus was laughing the hardest.
Ashley read her paper. "Aw, I'm sorry you don't like OCs, licorice, but don't go! Creeper, a question from Aster, do you like TNT?"
"Yeah, it's pretty cool. And when I got some in my hand you'd better start running!" Creeper grinned.
"Zombie, do you like brains?" Ashley asked.
Zombie groaned and rolled his eyes. "What have I been saying this whole time?!" He then got up and walked towards a pig, who instantly began to run from him.
"Ender Dragon, what's your favorite mob?"
"That's a tough one...um, probably something cute...a baby zombie or villager, maybe?" He shrugged.
"Herobrine, what was your favorite part of the Minecraft Interviews? (Not including the end.)" Ashley asked.
"The dares were I get to hit Steve." Herobrine replied.
"Alright..." Ashley winced, reading her paper. "Um, next is stuff from Ladycanadian. First is, Zeus, which kid do you like better? Why?"
"Kristina. Because she didn't steal the Emerald of Time." Zeus growled.
"Um," Ashley stared at her paper, "Herobrine, how did you kill Steve's family?"
"How?" Herobrine grinned. "Would you like to answer that one, Steve?"
Steve shuddered. "No."
"Let's just say I tried things similar to what the Cupcakes fanfic had. I gotta say, that thing was inspiring." Herobrine grinned.
Steve growled. "Where. Is. my mother?!"
"In good hands. Well, not really..." Herobrine muttered.
"Um, Kristina, 'why are you so awesome?'" Ashley asked.
Kristina thought about it like it was an actual question. "I don't know, really. Maybe I was just born with it."
"Alright, now for dares. Baby Sheep, you have to be nice for one full day."
"Nice?" Baby Sheep frowned, almost pouted. "What's that?"
"Oh, Kristina, Zeus, you're gonna like this dare. Um, Herobrine, not so much." Ashley warned. "Kristina, you get to beat him up until he begs for mercy. If he does, then you get to do whatever you want to him, other than kill him." Ashley said.
"So basically she gets to torture me." Herobrine winced.
It took one hit from Kristina for Herobrine to ask for mercy. (Wise, in my opinion.)
"Oh, but what to do with you now?" Kristina sighed. "Oh, I know! I'll have your powers taken away, you get tied up, and you shall be given to Steve, and Steve, you can do whatever you want with him."
"Wait, what?!"
Steve smirked, and a fire danced in his eyes. "I think this'll be fun."
Herobrine turned to Kristina, begging. "Please, anything, anything, but that."
"Anything?" Kristina raised an eyebrow.
Herobrine thought for a minute. "Sucking my soul would be a form of killing, so, yes, anything."
Kristina grinned. "Okay. Then you get to not have your powers for a full day."
"I can live with that." Herobrine muttered.
"But Steve's still right there, how does that help your situation at all?"
"My sister, there is a very big difference between being tied up, completely defenseless, in a room with Steve, and not having any powers in the same room as multiple other people, plus Steve." Herobrine replied.
"He has a very good point." Steve grinned.
"Alright, one more dare. Herobrine, Steve, you both have to take care of the hostile baby mobs for fifteen minutes, and if any of them is harmed in any way at all, Kristina gets your soul." Ashley muttered.
So she spawned a Baby Zombie, a Baby Creeper, a Baby Skeleton, a Baby Enderman, etc.
Baby Zombie jumped on top of Herobrine's head and began laughing. "Wee, wee! Giddy up, horsey!"
"I'm not a horsey, you f- ow, ow, ow! Stop, stop!" Baby Zombie yanked on his hair like they were reins.
"Skeleton, tag, you're it!" Baby Creeper laughed.
"Hey, Stevie, you're it!" Baby Skeleton tagged him.
"Um, it's Steve, and I'm not playing. What are you doing?! I can't see! What'd I just bump into?!" Steve cried as the Baby Skeleton held his hands over his eyes.
"You can't catch me, you can't catch me!" Baby Creeper laughed.
"Get him, get him!" Baby Skeleton cried.
Baby Enderman stood, looking around at the chaos. Then at the hole filled with lava next to him. It reflected in his eyes. "Pretty..." He began walking towards it.
"No!" Herobrine grabbed him. "No lava!"
"Lava? Lava pretty."
"Lava bad!"
"No!"
"Lava burn you up!" Herobrine tried showing him by throwing a flower into the lava, and Baby Enderman watched in horror as it burned.
"No, no, no, no!" Baby Enderman began crying constantly.
"Shh, shut up! I didn't mean it, please stop. Oh my gosh." Herobrine tried uselessly to make him stop. He glanced at Steve in dismay, who wasn't having any better of a time.
"Ow! What'd I just trip on?" Steve moved Baby Skeleton's hands away from his face just in time to see Baby Creeper, frowning, starting to sizzle. Steve yanked Baby Skeleton off, telling him to go pick an apple, and held Baby Creeper. "Sh, sh, it's okay, it's okay, no exploding, no exploding! You're okay, you're okay."
Baby Creeper stopped sizzling and pointed to Baby Skeleton, who was on top of an oak tree, holding a shiny apple in his hand. "Apple!" He then wobbled as a group of birds basically pushed him off the tree in an attempt to get his apple.
"No!" Steve dived, and caught Baby Skeleton just before he fell.
Steve and Herobrine exchanged a glance, and nodded.
Steve jumped up, grabbing both Baby Creeper and Baby Skeleton. Herobrine grabbed Baby Enderman and Baby Zombie. They all put them in a circle.
"Duck duck goose!" The two exhausted foes exclaimed.
"Yay! Me first, me first!" Baby Skeleton jumped up, and began touching everyone's head, saying 'duck, duck, duck,' until he chose the 'goose'.
A few minutes later, the kids went off, playing, except for Baby Creeper, who approached Steve.
"Before I go, can I have a hug?" Baby Creeper begged. "I don't have arms, so I can't hug you...it's not fair." He pouted.
"Um, but then you'll-" Steve began, but he couldn't find it in himself to say no, because the look on Baby Creeper's face melted his heart. "Yeah, sure."
"Yay!" Baby Creeper grinned.
The moment Steve hugged him, Baby Creeper began to sizzle with happiness, and he exploded in the adventurer's arms. Then he respawned near him and called to him as he ran away, "I'd wave to you, but I got no arms!"
"Um, bye!"
Everyone had been watching because they weren't aloud to help, as Ashley and Kristina wouldn't let them. Creeper was grinning.
"Don't give me that look." Steve grumbled.
"Come on, you gotta admit they're adorable." Creeper smirked.
"Alright guys, that's all we got for this chapter. Finally done, yay! Now I get to go back and edit the other chapters while I wait for the reviews to come rolling in..." Ashley shook her head. "Anyway...hey! Zeus, what are you doing?!"
"Emerald of Time, please. Now." He growled.
"Um, right. This way..."
DUN DUN DUN! Lol.
So, so, so sorry for the wait, guys! This was long chapter, and I've been trying to write my other stories so I can post them soon. I'll get it up all up, sometime... *sigh*
Cya guys! Thanks again for reading!