Okay, it is seriously not acceptable, how long I was gone. I have my reasons for taking this long to post, (but I'm not going to bore you with them because they'll just sound like excuses,) but one way or another I shouldn't have taken this long to post. Sorry! Heck, at first I thought that you guys had given up on it, (sorta like I did...) but then I see all these reviews and PMs, 'Where's chapter 12?' and 'Update soon!'. Then I got back down to writing. And it's not gonna stop. I may not be the quickest of writers, but I am not going this long to post again, that I swear.
Alright, just gonna say one more sorry before I stop delaying you from the chapter you've been waiting for for all of eternity. Sorry!
"There it is." Zeus whispered. Everyone else would've liked to look at the Emerald of Time, too, but everyone except Herobrine, Kristina, Zeus, and Ashley were covering their eyes from the blinding light. Zeus held out a huge hand, and covered the source of light in it, so everyone was actually able to look around. The ground shook for a moment, and Ashley stared at the sky with worry.
"They'll find us." She whispered.
"Not for a while." Zeus replied. "It's pretty hard to teleport between two different universes, despite our speed."
Herobrine frowned, and glanced at Zeus weakly.
"They'll kill you, alright. But not until you beg for it." His father chuckled darkly at the thought.
He winced. "Yeah, I know."
"All I can say is that you'll deserve it."
"Daddy, that's a little harsh." Kristina shook her head.
Zeus just grinned. "Go to your interview thing, Ashley. Let's wait until they get here."
Herobrine snarled, and glanced at the forest.
"I'd catch you before you could get five feet." Zeus warned. "Interviews, now, Ashley."
"Um, right." Ashley said, staring at her paper, deciding that she wasn't in the mood to get on Zeus's bad side. *!*"Before we get started, I'd like to make a huge announcement. The next chapter, chapter thirteen, will be the last chapter for the interviews. The story part of it will continue, though, for a couple chapters, then we'll have the final chapter, where we bring the interviews back. I got a lot of OCs from the last time I posted up till now, so what I'm gonna do is introduce them all at the last, final chapter, where we'll have a huge party with dares and questions and everything. So until then, the next chapter will be he last one to put in dares and questions. Please don't overload me with them. Don't give me the ones that'll kill everybody, the good, fun ones would be very appreciated."
"So, after the next chapter, it won't rely on reviews anymore?" Tyler asked.
"Well, technically no, and technically yes. It'll go ino full story mode, so technically I won't need reviews, but they would be appreciated, to tell me where I screwed up. If you want to post an OC, you can, but I won't introduce them until the last chapter."*!* "Now, onto the actual stuff. Oh my gosh! So sorry, DementedDarkness, (Now named The Dark Denizen,) I totally forgot your dares." She glanced around the team a moment. "Yeah," she cleared her throat, "this'll be interesting. Um, Zeus, 'did you have sex with a vampire because you loved her or because you wanted to make weird hybrid children? (If that offended you Lord Herobrine I'm sorry.)"
Zeus glared. "This person is very lucky I don't where they sleep at night."
"Daddy, murdering people in their sleep is not nice." Kristina said.
"'Murdering people in their sleep is not nice.'" Zeus mimicked in a high tone.
"Now for a dare..." Ashley reread the same sentence multiple times. "Um. I'm not so sure about this one...'turn everyone except Steve, Lord Herobrine, Lord Zeus, Kristina, and Ashley into teenage girl forms of themselves. Give Herobrine a lust potion and lock him in a cage with them."
Blaze shuddered.
Herobrine stared at the lust potion a moment before he shrugged and drank it. Zeus waved his hand and everyone turned into teenage girl versions of themselves, and then Zeus threw them all into a dark cage.
"I'll set a timer for five minutes..." Ashley glanced worriedly at the cage, as nothing but silence came from it. Then a series of screams.
"Why is my voice so high?!" The female creeper screamed.
"Well, your scream isn't all that different." Skeleton replied.
"Shut up!"
"You shut up, he'll know where we are, you moron!"
"Ahhh!"
More silence.
Finally, five minutes were up, and Zeus snapped his fingers. The cage disappeared, and beneath it were regular looking mobs, with Herobrine smirking. "Can you snap your fingers again? I don't think the lust potion wore off yet."
Creeper gasped, out of breath. "I have stalked, sizzled, and exploded thousands of times, I have seen my family die before my eyes, and that was, by far, the most horrifying thing I have witnessed."
"Oh, chill out, I didn't even touch you, you big wimps." Herobrine rolled his eyes.
"Sure, you didn't." Skeleton muttered.
"Alright, next dare. Everyone except 'Lord Herobrine' get to fight fifty Wither Skeletons, and Zeus and Kristina lose their powers."
Zeus snapped his fingers, and Kristina's red eyes became regular hazel ones. "Hey, daddy! You still have your powers!"
"I'm trying, I'm trying!" Zeus snapped his fingers multiple times, but nothing happened.
After no more than two seconds, an army charged towards them. Wither Skeleton grinned, and multiple of his kind stopped short when they saw him, mouths wide. "Get the others!" They cried, fighting anyone but him.
Within minutes, the Withers were retreating, running for their lives. Most of them didn't make it to the portal.
"Uh, this next dare requires healing everybody, leaving Kristina's and Zeus's powers off, double Herobrine's power, and then having him and The Dark Denizen 'kick everybody's ass.'"
"You had me at 'double Herobrine's power', let's do this thing." Herobrine grinned.
The Dark Denizen's OC stood up, and then he and Herobrine did just that, 'kick everybody's ass.' Well, except for Zeus, who was still trying to turn his powers off, and continuously failing.
It didn't take long for everyone else to give up, so Ashley went back to her papers. "Alright, that's it from The Dark Denizen, or now Lord Squid. Next up, PotionMaster123. Creeper, 'how can users, (like me) ignite Creepers?'"
"Um, ignite? You can ignite me all you want, with like flint and steel or something, but I'm not gonna die, so."
"This one's for Enderman. 'I know the powers of teleportation. But how does yours work?'"
"I don't know. I mean, I do, but I don't know how to explain it. I just think about where I wanna go, and a second later, I'm there." Enderman shrugged.
"Steve. 'Every MC user knows you as a default. Why are you not famous that someone loses to you?'" Ashley asked.
"Not sure. I guess people don't like me or something. What'd I ever do to them?" Steve muttered. "And they've made a pretty good attempt at killing me, too."
"Well, after the next chapter, it'll just be a story, which will honestly probably be worse than what the readers can say and what I'll allow. Anyway, Slime and Magma Cube, have you ever gone through a tight, enclosed please, and if so, what did it feel like?"
"I did! I did-y!" Slime grinned. "It felt weird-y. Like I was-y getting smaller. Kinda fun-y."
"Uh, I gotta spawn some witches, for this question." Ashley held out an egg, but multiple spawned without her doing anything. "Whoa! Um, hi guys. Why have you people been spawning like zombies, recently?"
One of the witches grinned and cackled. "They want to know why we're spawning like zombies? Zombies?"
"Zombies? Who said zombies?" A different one asked.
"I did, I said zombies! They want to know why we're spawning like them!"
"Day can't know why we're crawling like them?!"
"They want to know why we're spawning like them!"
"Easy there, no need to yell."
"Oh my, it's a soul eater! I saw a soul eater! Next to Herobrine and Zeus!"
"Zeus?! What?"
"Zeus!"
"It can't be, isn't he dead?"
"No, you stupid birdbrain, that's Frankenstein!"
"You mean the one we made that dead walking potion with?"
"Yes!"
"Oh. I think we're spawning like zombies because we've made a bunch of potions that will help us take over everything!...After we get past him, of course." One of them motioned to Zeus.
"Eh, that'll be easy. How much do you weigh, sixty pounds? I could throw him up into the sky!" She tried with all her might to lift up one of Zeus's fingers, with no prevail. "Jeez, son, what are they feeding you?! Come on, ladies, let's go. My potions are getting cold, and I have to try out that new prince frog potion I've been working on!"
With that, the witches disappeared in a cloud of smoke.
"Uh, okay. Zombie, why do you drop feathers and other stuff?"
"I keep them in my pockets." Zombie replied. "They're just so soft!"
"Enderdragon, do you have cousins? Like a Frost Dragons, Wyvern, etc?" Ashley asked.
"Well, Ruby was a Fire Dragon. Oh, and my cousin, Ciana. She's a Light Dragon. There was one Frost Dragon I met once, but I forgot his name..." Enderdragon replied.
"Um, Skeleton, Wither Skeleton, '(not being racist but still...) why are you black and white?'" Ashley asked.
"Oh my god, PotionMaster123, you can't just ask someone why they're black and white!" Kristina exclaimed.
"Also, guys, now we have Will Flamel's twin sister, Sonia. She prefers light magic, while Will's is dark, she's got a long white dress on, and looks like a mix of an angel and Aphrodite."
"Ugh." Zeus groaned at the name.
"Sonia's social, Will, not so much. When one of them gets hurt, though, they both do. And, they don't get along at all. Sonia would like to challenge Kristina and Will would like to challenge ('Kill' as he said) Herobrine. Kristina, Herobrine, do you guys accept?" Ashley asked.
"Nether to the yes!" Herobrine grinned, spinning a black ball around in his hands.
"Fine." Kristina rolled her eyes. "But I'm not going easy on her." When Herobrine and Will began fighting, the two were surrounded in such a darkness that no one could see what was happening. But with Kristina and Sonia, it was the exact opposite.
"Hey Will, hit me with your best shot!" Herobrine dared.
"As you wish!" Will replied, and then Herobrine was flung backwards, straight into a boulder. (And straight through that boulder and into a tree. Plus the tree fell over...right into a lake.)
"Oof! Wow. Maybe I won't need to go easy on you." Herobrine muttered, before shooting Will with three dark balls, and he fell backwards. As did his twin sister.
"Hero..." Kristina glanced at him.
"Ugh. I hate you." Herobrine muttered, but walked towards her, while Will and Sonia exchanged dirty looks and recovered.
"I know." Kristina grinned. "But just this once?"
Herobrine huffed. "Fine. Just this once."
Then they shot their dark and light magic at each other, which mixed in the middle, and then shot directly towards Sonia. But she changed the gravity so that everything pulled upwards. So Herobrine and Kristina aimed their powers at Will, and both of the twins fell backwards.
"Ow." They both muttered at the same time, as the gravity turned back to normal.
"Uh, that's good for now. You guys should seriously have this to the death fight on some other planet. Ya know, so no one else dies." Ashley rolled her eyes. "Now, stuff from Electric Elements. Everybody has to reveal something very personal, and if you don't, you have to listen to this." Ashley held up her phone, with nyan cat blaring.
"What is that?!" Skeleton exclaimed.
Kristina stared, entranced, before Herobrine snapped his fingers in front of her face and she blinked. "Jeez, I can't get it out of my head."
"Turn it off, please!"
"Then you guys gotta come up with something personal." Ashley replied.
"What? Really?" Zeus protested.
"I think you guys are all freaks, but it's nice to do something new for a change!" Cave Spider called over the noise of the nyan cat.
"Agreed!" Spider yelled.
When nobody said anything else, Ashley turned the nyan cat up.
"My god, it's horrifying yet a tiny bit cute at the same time. And I can't get it out of my head! Wait- is that a poptart? Is it- is it really farting-" Tyler began.
"Out rainbows, yes, it is."
"Make it stop, make it stop!"
"I discovered recently that Creepers can't cry!" Creeper yelled over the noise.
"My dad died in a pool of lava!" Snow Golem exclaimed, before sobbing into Iron Golem's shoulder.
"It's okay, bud. Um...once I tried to fly." Iron Golem said.
"One time I was starving and I was just about ready to suck the blood outta anything, and my only option was a pufferfish..." Herobrine winced. "Never. Again."
"Black cats actually aren't bad luck. They have a curse on them that makes anyone who thinks they're back luck have bad luck. So it's actually the person who gets bad luck and a bunch of mean witches and a curse and the cats have nothing to do with it." Kristina said.
"Uh...my hating for Creepers started when I actually managed to get almost ten diamonds...and then I heard this sizzling behind me..." Steve shook his head.
"I was-y white until I ate-y lily pads-y." Slime said.
"I got lost-y in the Nether, and then I said-y there's not place like home-y three times and-y hopped three times-y and then I was-y in the regular world-y. I can go to both by saying that line from Care Bears!"
"Don't you mean the Wizard of Oz?" Creeper asked.
"No. It was from Care Bears!" Magma insisted.
"No it-"
"It was form Care Bears!"
"Okay, okay, fine, it was from Care Bears."
"I, um, once had an affair with a golden nugget...I think marshmallows got jealous." Ghast said.
"I can't think of anything personal..." Blaze muttered.
Ashley whispered in her ear.
"Oh! Um, Ashley said something about RenThePyro saying that me liking sunsets was deep? Uh, my parents used to say that a sunset is like a dying fire that just keeps coming back every single day...I thought I would never see one, but then I came here, and it's awesome!" Blaze grinned.
They all continued to blubber something out.
"Sometimes, I do this." Skeleton did a super-man looking pose.
"Hey..." Wither Skeleton stared at him. "Why are the insides of your arms all cracked?!"
"Uh..." Skeleton hid his arms. "That's probably from my bow or something..."
Wither Skeleton scoffed. "Yeah, right."
"What's cracking-y?" Magma asked.
"It's, uh..." Skeleton muttered.
"Sometimes when skeletons are feeling really down they crack themselves, and sometimes even make a wish on it..." Wither Skeleton looked at his brother with dismay. "How long was I in the Nether?"
"Uh..." Skeleton hesitated. "A while."
"Sometimes when I'm quiet, I'm thinking of rainbows." Baby Sheep muttered.
Kristina stared at her. "I personally know that's not true."
"Fine." Baby Sheep sighed. "Usually when I'm quiet I'm plotting."
"That's better."
"Sometimes I sleep with a block of dirt as a pillow." Enderman said.
"We have a Budder Worshipping ceremony every night, back at home." Zombie Pigman said.
"Tyler, your turn." Kristina grinned.
"Uh, I'm afraid of you mostly because I watched a movie that was about demons that scared the crap out of me when I was little." Tyler blurted out.
The black kitten in Creeper's lap meowed.
"Midnight says that sometimes cats will meet every New Moon and go fishing all at once." Creeper said.
"Daddy, you gotta say something." Kristina nudged him.
"Nope." Zeus folded his arms.
"Then you get to go in that closet and listen to nyan cat on loop." Ashley said.
"Oh, how bad can it be?" Zeus rolled his eyes and went in.
"Alright," Ashley stared at her papers. "That's it from Electric Elements. Now, stuff from xXTrianeraXx, who dares us all to play a game of Dwarves vs. Zombies. Well, I know a couple of you guys would cheat, so what I'm gonna do is do that next chapter, so I have more time to plan it and also find a way not to make certain somebodies cheat, as well as to give you guys something to look forward to next chapter, and to make sure that I write it quick. Uh, Zeus, you need to come out for a sec. You have to sing any song that the 'Almighty Lord Herobrine' chooses." Ashley said.
Zeus stepped out of the closet, quietly whispering, 'na na na na na na na na na na na na' a thousand times over then he shook his head clear and stared at her. "Huh? What's the dare?"
"Your son gets to make you sing any song of his choice." Ashley replied.
"Dammit." Zeus sighed and looked at Herobrine.
"Finally, a fun dare! Um... Oh, there are so many choices..." Herobrine thought for a moment. "Do I get to choose what voice he sings it in?"
"Uh, no." Ashley replied.
"Dang. Uh, how about...Wrecking Ball by Miley Cyrus!" Herobrine grinned.
"Whoa, it has to be a guy singing."
"No, it actually doesn't. It just says a song." Ashley replied.
Zeus sighed and then started to sing in a low, annoyed voice. "We clawed, we chained our hearts in jumped never asking why. We kissed, I fell under your spell. A love no one could deny. Don't you ever say I just walked away. I will always want you. I can't live a lie, running for my life. I will always want you. I came in like a wrecking ball. I never hit so hard in love. All I wanted was to break your walls. All you ever did was wreck me. Yeah, you, you wreck me. I put you high up in the sky. And now, you're not coming down. It slowly turned, you let me burn. And now, we're ashes on the ground. Don't you ever say I just walked away. I will always want you. I can't live a lie, running for my life. I will always want you. I came in like a wrecking ball. I never hit so hard in love. All I wanted was to break your walls. All you ever did was wreck me. I came in like a wrecking ball. Yeah, I just closed my eyes and swung. Left me crashing in a blazing fall. All you ever did was wreck me. Yeah, you, you wreck me. I never meant to start a war. I just wanted you to let me in. And instead of using force, I guess I should've let you win. I never meant to start a war. I just wanted you to let me in. I guess I should've let you win. Don't you ever say I just walked away. I will always want you. I came in like a wrecking ball. I never hit so hard in love. All I wanted was to break your walls. All you ever did was wreck me. I came in like a wrecking ball. Yeah, I just closed my eyes and swung. Left me crashing in a blazing fall. All you ever did was wreck me. Yeah, you, you wreck me. Yeah, you, you wreck me.
Zeus was glad it was finally over, but the laughter wasn't. After it finally died down, Ashley went back to her interviews.
"Uh, sorry Enderman, but Vi and Electric Elements get to hug you for as long as they like." Ashley said.
"Like they needed an excuse." Enderman rolled his eyes, though he was grinning.
"You know we're never gonna let go, right?" Electric Elements asked him.
"Yeah, I know." Enderman tried to hide his smirk. "So let's hope I don't have any dares coming up."
"Uh, Dovah King, you have to Fus Rah Da everyone but Herobrine, Tyler, Trianera, and me. (She says she not sorry, Zeus.)"
"Oh, joy." Zeus growled.
Dovah King did so. It was the first time anyone had heard Zeus scream, and it was notably high-pitched. Herobrine was laughing hysterically.
"Steve, Trianera says, 'If I give you a stack of diamond blocks, will you run around screaming bloody murder for five minutes?"
"Nether to the yes." Steve replied, and after receiving diamond blocks, he did just that.
"Steve- Steve!" Ashley said, with her hands over her ears. "It's been over five minutes, you can stop now!"
"Oh. Okay." Steve sat down.
"Jeez. That's it from xXTrianeraXx, now for stuff from Blueseas17." Ashley stared at the page.
Steve let out a whimper.
"Heh, uh, Tyler, did you write your will?" Ashley asked, and a two by two closet fell from the sky.
"Why?" Tyler asked guardedly.
"Because...you have to go in a closet with Kristina for fifteen minutes." Ashley said.
Kristina laughed, and Tyler shuddered. "In that tiny thing?"
"Yup."
Kristina walked towards it, smiling at him.
"Can I write my will really fast?" Tyler begged. "I have a pen and paper in my bag, and I could write it behind a tree..." His voice got quieter with every word. "Or somewhere very, very far away from here." He tried to force himself into the closet, and then let out something that made Ashley think of a dying kitten. Zeus rolled his eyes and pushed him in, and locked it behind him.
Ashley was quick to set the fifteen minute timer.
Fifteen minutes later, at the exact second the closet was unlocked, Tyler burst out of it, breathing heavily.
"Tyler, you okay?" Ashley asked.
Tyler gave her a breathless, empty chuckle. "Wonderful question. Wish I knew. Why is everything spinning? Why is the sky pink?!"
"It's just the spell wearing off. Here, just stare at something that doesn't move for a second." Kristina held his shoulders.
"Spell?" Herobrine repeated.
"He was kinda freaking out. A lot, actually. I was just trying to calm him down." Kristina shrugged.
"Dark magic won't calm someone down." Herobrine laughed.
"I don't remember saying anything about dark magic." Kristina replied.
Tyler rubbed his lips. "Jeez, why were you staring at me like that in there?"
"Like what?"
"Like...you were worried about me..."
"Well, you looked like you were about to have a heart attack anytime I hardly even twitched, and I had no clue how to help, but I still wanted to do something."
"You did something, all right." Tyler muttered, his eyes fluttering close.
"Heh, well, I...uh-" She had to stop, because his knees had fallen limp, and she was sort of holding him. "Uh, a little help?!"
"Nah, you can carry him." Herobrine grinned.
Kristina glared at him, before effortlessly lifting Tyler up and laying him down on both her and his seats.
"What the heck did you do to him?" Zeus asked. "You can't use magic on him."
"It was just a light spell." She rolled her eyes. "And not a fighting one."
"Not fighting? The only other kind is calming...Which would have to involve some sort of psychical contact." Herobrine stared at her.
"It was really hard not to touch him in that tiny thing." Kristina defended.
"Don't play dumb. You know that it would have to be mouth to mouth contact." Zeus muttered.
Kristina bit her lip. "I just...I didn't-I mean- it was sort of...he was-"
Herobrine grinned at her with a knowing look.
"Fine, yes, for crying out loud, I kissed him!" Kristina groaned. "It was just a kiss." She muttered, sitting down on the grass.
Tyler was beginning to wake up, still drowsy, though. "That's a large understatement."
"Oh, so you're on his side now?" Kristina stared at him.
"No. I'm just saying, there's a huge difference between 'just a kiss' and whatever the heck you did to my brain in there." Tyler shrugged, and then stared into space. "Soft...like roses instead of razors. And warm..." The words he whispered where the last effects of the spell, which let him speak his mind for a couple minutes.
"So, what you're saying is, you liked it." Kristina grinned.
"Well, I-" Tyler stopped himself. Because he couldn't honestly say he didn't. "Uh."
Kristina chuckled. "Can I have my seat back now?"
He was still lying on both of them. "Well, I suppose you could." He sat up, and she sat down next to him. She was surprised when he didn't flinch. Kristina was surprised even more when he tentatively and slowly, but surely put his hand over hers. She caught the glint of fear in his eye.
"Next, Kristina, Blueseas17 says, 'I like you! Here's 80 stacks of cookies!'" Ashley said, and gave her it.
"Wow, that's a lot..." Kristina then munched on one.
"Aw." Creeper sighed.
"Here, have a stack." Kristina rolled her eyes, throwing them at him.
"Yay!"
"Want one?" Kristina asked Tyler. "No, seriously, I can't eat this all by myself."
Tyler rolled his eyes and bit onto one.
"Oh, um..." Ashley swallowed. "The next one is a dare, uh, Enderman, you have to steal lots of blocks and place them and make them a castle for you and your girls."
"Yay!" Enderman got up.
"Hold it." Zeus stared at Ashley, straight in the eyes. "Give me the papers."
"Uh...why?" She held them closer to her.
With one quick movement, Zeus yanked them from her, and then read it.
"What is it?" Herobrine asked.
Zeus turned to him, smirking uncontrollably.
"Not good." Herobrine muttered.
"You have to kiss her." Zeus said. "Note, though, it's in caps in here, 'NO BLOOD SUCKING.'"
Herobrine was trying not to grin as he glanced at Ashley who was avoiding all eye contact with him. He walked towards her, and she was swearing under her breath.
"You bite me and I'll have Kristina suck your soul out." She muttered.
"I will!" Kristina grinned.
He ignored the warning. "So," Herobrine whispered, loving the chance to freak her out, "Quick and simple, or long and convincing?"
"Quick and simple." Ashley muttered instantly.
"That's what I thought."
Then he leaned forward and kissed her so quickly that his lips hardly brushed past hers, and then turned and walked back to his seat.
Ashley let out a sigh of relief.
"That's nice and all, but can I still make a castle?" Enderman begged.
"Yeah, yeah, but later. Present to the readers next chapter." Ashley rolled her eyes. "Zeus, my papers, please?" He handed them to her. "Alright, everybody, we get a free TV from AnakTebet! Which is basically what you can watch movies on. And movies are ways of telling a story without words written on paper. Now, for AnakTebet's questions. Herobrine, what kind of blood is your favorite?"
"Oh, that's so hard...if we're talking humans, I'd say O+." Herobrine replied. "If we're not, then that's way too hard to decide."
"My blood type is O+..." Ashley whispered.
Herobrine licked his lips. "I know."
Ashley shuddered and quickly turned back to her paper. "Zeus, if you are Zeus from the Greek Mythology, then does that mean that Hercules is Herobrine's and Kristina's brother?"
"Half brother, actually, but yeah." Zeus replied.
"Tyler, how do you feel after hugging Kristina for one full hour?" Ashley asked.
"Happy to be alive, mostly. Happy is a good way to put it." Tyler replied.
"Steve, which would you rather have, a diamond sword with sharpness five, or a golden sword with a herobane enchantment?" Ashley asked.
"...Oh, that's so hard. I'll just say the golden one. Herobane might come in handy."
"Alright, then you get that plus an enchantment of unbreaking ten." Ashley said. "Now, time for dares." Thunder rolled in the sky. "Time to watch the movie Hachiko."
After the movie, just about everyone was sobbing.
"What the heck just happened to me?" Enderman cried.
"Why does my heart hurt?" Blaze whispered.
"That just scarred my feels for life."
Ashley wiped away her tears and tried to read the reviews. "Kristina, Tyler, you two have to kiss." Ashley said.
Kristina glanced at him. The fear had not left his eyes, but he surprised her by being the one to lean forward.
After they pulled away, Tyler stared at her. "Why did you use the light spell again?"
"I didn't..." Kristina replied.
"Oh..." Confusion covered his face.
"Steve," Ashley began, since you didn't get chosen by Kristina, you get to have one of AnakTebet's new potion, either a Bloodlust potion or a Super Strength potion. Your choice."
"Super Strength." Steve replied. He glanced at the potion in his hand and then at this golden sword. "I have a feeling that there's a dare ordering me to use these soon." He glanced at Herobrine.
"Don't get your hopes up." Herobrine rolled his eyes. "Like the readers would seriously do that. They wouldn't, right, Ashley?"
"Heh, uh..." Ashley hesitated.
Herobrine stared at her. "Right, Ashley?"
"Yeah, yeah, right. Ahem," Ashley looked back at her papers, "Herobrine, you get to build and activate your own totem."
Herobrine got up and started to do so. "Always wanted to do this." He muttered before activating it. Thunder rumbled and then Herobrine was teleported to the top of the totem. "Awesome!"
"Now, for stuff from Steph1007. 'Because Steve and Herobrine failed my dare, they both have to have happy shots. And because I like Steve better at the moment, Steve gets to punch Herobrine in the face.'" Ashley said, and then held out happy shots to both of them.
Steve sighed and drank his. Herobrine stared at his, muttering, "I hate the happy fuzzies."
"It's the happy fuzzies or kissing Steve." Ashley shrugged.
That was all Herobrine needed to hear to drink every last drop of that happy shot.
"Alright, now for stuff from h550, Herobrine, why do you hate Steve?" Ashley asked.
"'Cuz it's fun." Herobrine hiccuped, as he drank the happy shot too fast.
"Herobrine, how do you know Ben?"
"He's just-" Herobrine hiccuped and did something with his eyes that looked like he was trying to roll them, "-an idiot."
"Alright, now for RenThePyro, who says she has a theory, that I hid the Emerald of Time in Tyler's pocket, and that's why Herobrine and Kristina react the way they do when it comes to him. Good guess, better than I would've come up with, really, but they react that way for a different reason." Ashley said.
"If you tell them, I will punch you in the face!" Tyler growled.
"Okay, okay, fine. But they'll find out eventually." Ashley rolled her eyes. "Steve, RenThePyro is curious, what exactly happened when you got high on fish?" Ashley chuckled.
Steve stared into space a moment, chuckled, and then muttered, "I swear that fish melted my brains, I think I saw a flying horse, and then it whacked me in the face and a fish was protecting me but telling me that it wouldn't help again if I kept eating it's offspring. Then it started singing and then my ears started bleeding and then it disappeared. I woke up and I think I was in the Nether with some kind of chuckling dark black thing laughing at me." Steve grinned. "It was totally awesome!" Then he jumped up and down and started muttering about rotten flesh and fish.
"Okay then. Enderman, from RenThePyro, 'Does having adoring fans annoy you or make you happy? It seems like they would end up staring a lot, but maybe your issues with being stared at are based on low self esteem, and being popular makes it not bug you anymore.'" Ashley said.
"Uh...I don't know." Enderman shrugged. "But their staring doesn't bug me. Their eyes are pretty..."
"Oh, and ours aren't?" Cave Spider demanded, but was grinning.
"Well, that's not what I said, but I don't know. Electric Elements and Vi are fun." Enderman grinned.
"Alright, LumaniiDoesFanfiction, like I said, I'll put your OCs in last chapter, but your question, 'Herobrine, what the f*** are you?! A zombie?! Steve? A banana?!'"
"I prefer the term, Stalker Vampire." Herobrine shrugged.
Ashley giggled as she read the next dares from Corona. "Kristina, I think you'd better read this one. You'll find it amusing."
Kristina read the page, and grinned before looking at Steve and Herobrine. "This person says, 'I dare Steve and Herobrine to mime and mimic each other, as well as repeat what the other says for the rest of the chapter. Then, they have a choice. To listen to nyan cat on loop for ten hours, or to babysit all the young mobs again, for ten hours.'"
"None of what you just said is ever gonna happen." Herobrine said.
"Agreed." Steve muttered.
"Yes!" Kristina giggled. "'If they refuse, Kristina gets to dress them up like a barbie doll.'" She laughed at the look on Herobrine's face. "So, which one of you should be Ken, and the other Barbie? Ooh, I know! It'll have a wedding theme!"
Minutes later, Herobrine and Steve walked out, Steve stumbling over the sparkly dress he was wearing as well as high heels.
"Is this really necessary?" Herobrine groaned as his sister put a sparkly bow tie on him to add to his suit.
"Of course it is." Kristina laughed, putting a veil on Steve's head. "And if you two don't mimic and mime each other, I have a whole other closet waiting for you. And it's a lot worse than what you've got right now."
"There's something worse than the longest, itchiest, most uncomfortable clothes I've ever worn, and high heels taller than the Empire State building?!" Steve complained.
"Oh, trust me, she's got worse." Herobrine warned.
"I do, a lot worse. Worse than what you've seen, actually, Hero. Not to mention, Steve, those heels are only seven inches or so." Kristina laughed.
The moment they walked out, there was a stunned silence before they saw Herobrine's white eyes and realized it was them, and then the laughter seemed to never stop. Meanwhile, Herobrine and Steve were whispering to each other.
Then they both sat down at their seats, sitting in the same cross-legged position, not a word coming out of their mouths.
"Okay, that's just cheating." Said a disappointed Zeus.
"No, it's not." Steve and Herobrine muttered at the same time.
"Oh, whatever." Ashley rolled her eyes, looking at the next review. "Electric Elements, I'm not a hater of my little pony, but I don't think we're gonna put them in here. Now, stuff from BlackDragon41, hehe, uh, Steve, Herobrine. The torture is very, very far from over."
Steve and Herobrine groaned at the same time.
"Herobrine and Steve, both of you have to wear a shirt that says Best Friends with one pointing to the other on it. You two are best friends for a day, over the time of two chapters, so that everyone else can contribute to your torture. Oh, and there's more. Any dare that Herobrine is required to do, Steve has to do. Any dare that Steve has to do, Herobrine is required to do. As BlackDragon41 says, 'Why do dares alone when you can do it with friends?'"
"Maybe because I'd rather murder that 'friend.'" Herobrine muttered, and then Steve had to do the same.
"Oh, we're not done yet, though. We haven't even done the dares. Let's do them first, before the questions, because they look like so much more fun. First one is pretty harmless. Zombie, you have to fight a tree. (Plant vs. Zombie.)
Zombie made a growling sound and then turned around to look at a tree surrounded by flowers. At first, nothing happened. Then the flowers started spitting out seeds at him, and the tree used it's vines to punch him in the face, and his head twisted backwards. He let out an annoyed groan, and then yanked his head back into place, his neck making a cracking sound. Then he started to eat the plants while the tree continuously hit his face.
"Alright, next dare. Herobrine, I think people really like you eating trees. Who knows why. Anyway, Steve, you have to do the same."
"How the heck am I supposed to do that? I'm human, I can't just make my mouth bigger and shove the whole thing in." Steve muttered, and Herobrine did the same.
"Well, you can either eat the tree or you can have spinnach. Come on, it's healthy for you. Plus, it won't kill you." Ashley grinned knowingly.
"So you say." Steve muttered, and then Herobrine copied him. Then they both 'ate their veggies' and sat down.
Ashley chuckled. "Zeus, you might like this one. Steve, BlackDragon41 dares you to give Zeus a foot rub."
Steve stared with dismay at Zeus's gigantic feet.
"Which means that Herobrine has to do it, too." Zeus laughed.
"Why?!" Herobrine exclaimed.
"Oh, and a note from BlackDragon41, 'Herobrine, take this time to do a bit of family bonding.'" Ashley said. Kristina laughed.
"Family bonding?" Herobrine repeated. "Are you freaking serious? While I'm rubbing his feet, ugh, I don't know what is more disgusting."
Zeus flipped his shoe and sock off and laid back casually.
"Oh, god, I do." Steve muttered, and then he, and everyone else, covered their faces. "Someone cut my nose off! God, I can't breathe."
And, while both of them were constantly muttering 'ew' a thousand times, Steve and Herobrine sort of gave Zeus a foot rub.
"You two both miserably suck," Zeus said, throwing his shoes back on, "but since that was hilarious, I'm willing to overlook it."
"Now, we got two questions, one for Spider. How do you feel carrying Skeleton around?" Ashley asked.
Spider shrugged. "It's not like he's heavy, just a bunch of bones, so. And it's kinda nice to know that he can attack somebody while I'm still charging at them. It's nice having another pair of eyes, too."
"Why, you don't have enough of them?" Skeleton asked, grinning.
"Shut up!" Spider nudged him.
"They picked the wrong people to wear Best Friends shirts." Kristina muttered.
"Agreed." Steve and Herobrine said.
"Alright, question for Creeper. Can you walk sideways without falling over?" Ashley asked.
"You mean, like this?" Creeper then walked to the left, for a while, and then to the right, but then he let himself fall- right onto his head, where he spun multiple times. Then he did a back flip and wiggled from side to side.
"Jeez, I could watch that forever." Ashley turned back to her paper. "Now, from a Guest, who didn't put a name, 'Herobrine is safe from dresses and hugs.'"
"There's a huge weight lifted off my shoulders. Unfortunately, I'm not the one wearing the dress." Herobrine sighed. Steve then did the same thing.
"Alright, now stuff from AxleMC131, who says, Enderdragon and Wither Skeleton, is there a rivalry between you two, as boss mobs, or are you two good friends?" Ashley asked.
"Uh, friends, I guess." Wither Skeleton shrugged. "We live in different worlds and everything, don't see him much. Only thing I really know about him is that he's a dragon, which means he's not one to mess with."
"Damn right." Enderdragon grinned. "Only thing I know about him is that he threw heads at people. And now that I know it was the heads of his dead enemies, it makes him seem just a little bit creepier and more dangerous. So, yeah."
"Skeleton, 'How come you always surprise me in cave systems? I swear, one second there's nothing, and then arrows pour out of the darkness! I jump a mile every time!'" Ashley read, and then rolled her eyes. "Same here. Jeez. It's like you just blend in with the shadows."
"Well, that was kinda the point." Skeleton grinned. "My aim is-" He shot a chicken behind him, without turning. He grinned when he heard it thud on the ground. "-Awesome!"
"Do you actually originate from The End? And if so, why did you come to the Overworld?" Ashley asked.
"Yes, and because Our Queen requests blocks for Her use. I think She's turning it into a huge, large castle." Enderman replied.
"Spider, 'How can you see through walls?!'" Ashley quoted.
Spider shrugged. "I don't have these many eyes for nothing."
"Steve, what is your favorite mod and why?" Ashley asked.
"Oh, that's such a tough one..." Steve stared into space. "I think...that I like too many of them to have a favorite, but the one that comes to my mind is Mooncraft."
"Herobrine, BlackDragon41 asks the same question of you." Ashley said.
"Oh, all the ones with me in it." Herobrine grinned.
"Now, a dare. Snow Golem, Blaze, Skeleton. You guys get to have a ranged weapons battle. Winner gets a gold star."
"Yes!" Snow Golem jumped up.
Blaze held up a fire ball.
"Hold it. Zeus, please take us somewhere we won't end up with a forest fire." Ashley said.
Zeus took them to the Desert biome.
"Okay, this is seriously to my disadvantage." Snow Golem complained.
"That's true. Zeus, can you fix that?" Ashley asked. Zeus changed the world to a Plains biome.
"Better. Alright, you guys, have at it. Rules are; no killing anybody, but it somebody falls over they're out. The only things you can use is ranged weapons, of course. Oh, and Blaze, no flying. So, have fun." Ashley said.
Blaze and Snow Golem decided to target their opposite, so they began to return fire, whilst Skeleton just shot at both of them.
"Oh for crying out loud!" Snow Golem exclaimed after being knocked backwards for the twentieth time, and he shot at Skeleton, who easily dodged it. Snow Golem looked back to Blaze, only to be greeted by a fireball in his face. Snow Golem then tried and constantly failed to get the fire off his head. When it did finally die down, his panicky exclamations turned to whimpers. "It's just like the lava that did that too-! Daddy." He started sobbing, and rushed into Iron Golem's huge, waiting arms. "It's just like the lava."
Blaze was staring at this, when she took an arrow to the knee. She nearly fell over, but she caught her balance and shot back at Skeleton. His arrows went straight through her fire, though, and it only made them on fire, too. Blaze continuously shot at Skeleton, and after multiple minutes, Blaze finally fell over from the arrows that were covering her body. Then Skeleton went to go jump in the lake to stop his bones from burning.
"Alrighty! Skeleton gets the gold star. Now, for the Minecraft Trivia we all know and love!"
"Yay! The non-dangerous part of the interviews." Enderman let out a sigh of relief.
"Team one is Creeper, Herobrine, Zeus, Magma, Ghast, Skeleton, and Baby Sheep. Team two is Steve, Kristina, Slime, Blaze, Pigman, Wither Skeleton, and Enderman. Teams, step by your epic buzzers. The first question is, what is the only mob that drops a placeable block instead of an item?"
Baby Sheep hit her buzzer. "Sheep!"
"One point for Team One. Next, sand, gravel and TNT are all normal blocks in Minecraft. Falling sand or gravel and Primed TNT are known as something different however. What?"
Silence followed. Steve then hit his buzzer. "Um...entities?"
"Correct. A point to Team Two. Next, how many iron ingots are required to make a full set of iron armor?" Ashley asked.
Steve hit his instantly. "Twenty four."
"Point to Team Two. When a melon block is destroyed, how many melon slices does it drop?" Ashley asked.
Creeper hit his buzzer. "Three to seven."
"Point to Team One. Crafting one cocoa bean and two wheat makes how many cookies?" Ashley asked.
Before anyone could blink, Creeper hit his buzzer. "Eight."
"Alright, as an added bonus, the team who had the mob who got this right all gets cookies!"
"Go Creeper!" Ghast grinned.
"What block spawns frequently in the Overworld but is not accessible in the Creative inventory?" Ashley asked.
After another moment, Creeper hit his buzzer once again. "Uh, monster spawner."
"Point to Team One." Ashley said. "Alright, now, monster spawners can sustain a set number of monsters within a certain range. How many zombies can a zombie spawner sustain? The choices are, a) 2, b) 4, c) 8, d) 16."
"2?" Skeleton guessed.
"Incorrect. Try again." Ashley replied.
Steve hit his buzzer. "4?"
"Point to Team Two. Now, for the bonus round. Steve, Herobrine, step up." She blindfolded both of them. "Now, you have to name as many mobs as you can."
"Creeper!" Steve said.
"Slime!" Herobrine guessed.
"Magma!" Steve cried.
"Spider!" Herobrine called out.
"Cows, chickens, pigs!" Steve said.
"Zombie Pigman!" Herobrine added.
It continued on like that for a while.
"That's all I got." Steve said.
"Me too." Herobrine said.
"Then let's add up the points...Team two wins!"
"Alright, that's sadly the end of our Minecraft Trivia. Team Two won this round." Ashley read her paper and sighed. "Everyone except for me gets to have happy shots, thanks to Videogameaddictnumbah01. Because there's a dare that says 'After the happy shots have worn off,' I'm going to give everybody a five minute happy shot...which means it'll kick in faster." Ashley sighed and set a timer. "Go!"
Three seconds later, the things that Ashley was hearing and seeing was the very definition of havoc. Some of them were screaming, some of them laughing like maniacs, one specific green, armless friend of ours making a dying cat noise. Ashley closed her eyes and waited for it to be over. Sometimes someone bumped her, and she fell over, but she didn't open her eyes. Finally, she heard the ding that announced that the happy shots were wearing off. Silence was all she heard, and she slowly opened her eyes.
"What the heck? Dude, get off me!" Skeleton tried to push Enderman off, who was biting on his leg.
"What the heck just happened? My head hurts..." Tyler slowly got up. "Holy mother of Minecraft..."
Kristina was up in a tree, hanging by one leg. "Why is all the blood rushing to my head?" She wiggled.
"I wouldn't move, if I were you." Tyler said, getting up off the ground, and looked up at her.
"Oh, jeez." Kristina muttered. Then a branch snapped. "Oh crap-!"
She fell, just as Tyler held out his arms and caught her. "I can't imagine what you were even doing up there."
"Nor can I." Kristina grinned. She stared at him a moment, and shifted, unable to tell why she suddenly felt so uncomfortable. "So, you gonna put me down now?"
"Oh, um, right." He set her down.
"Magma? Why are you bouncing on my head?" Iron Golem asked.
"I don't know-y!" Magma hopped off.
"What the heck happened, Ashley?" Ghast asked as he spat up Baby Sheep.
"Don't know. I couldn't look." Ashley looked back to her paper. "Anyway..." She read for a moment. "I don't think we're gonna do this one. It basically has everybody hurting Herobrine in the worst possible way without killing him."
"Do it!" Steve exclaimed.
"Heh, no. However, I will, instead, give Herobrine a choice. Either Steve gets to ask an important question from him, and he has to answer, or Steve gets to be alone with him for ten minutes." Ashley said.
"Question." Herobrine said instantly.
"Alright..." Steve thought for a moment, and then glared at him. "Where. Is. My. Mother?"
Herobrine hesitated, while Kristina grinned. "He's gonna kill you when he finds out."
"You have to tell me, Herobrine." Steve glared.
"I-...Let's finish the interviews first. Then I will."
Steve growled.
"Let's just do that, Steve. If he doesn't say it then I've got ways, alright?" Ashley asked.
"Fine." Steve muttered.
"Ghast, last dare from Videoaddictnumbah01, how many marshmallows can you eat in one go?" Ashley asked.
"Seven hundred and forty one. And counting." Ghast added. "Can I prove it?"
"If you make them into smores and give them to everybody, yes." Ashley replied. "Steve, from a Guest, where are Rana and Black Steve?"
"Who?"
"It's from a Steve fan kinda thing." Ashley replied. "A dare from a Guest. Herobrine, you get to be given shot of happy fuzzies."
"Oh, joy." Herobrine sighed, and after given the shot, convulsed violently on the ground. "I. Hate. Happy. Fuzzies!"
"Alright, now...a question from a Guest, Snow Golem, 'Why are you so lame?'"
"Wow, that was really an actual question." Snow Golem rolled his eyes. "The answer is because sometimes what people hate in others is what they hate in themselves."
"Alrighty. Now. Stuff from Enderwan...uh, everyone has to 'couple up', or you get to fall down into the void while on fire." Ashley said.
Iron Golem and Snow Golem ran together instantly. Tyler's eyes slowly rolled over to Kristina, and then took a hesitant step towards her, but didn't move otherwise.
Creeper's frown deepened for a moment, and then Midnight meowed beside him, and his face lighted up a bit.
"Tyler, it's void while on fire or Kristina." Ashley told him.
Tyler sucked in a weak breath and walked over to her, and slowly extended his hand to her.
Everyone else paired up, and the only two left were Ashley and Steve.
"Uh...do you mind? I don't like the void." Steve said.
"Fine." Ashley rolled her eyes. Alright, who's left?" It was just Zeus. "Alright, dude, have fun." She put a torch on his head and he got to jump into the void. Moments later he came back, sitting on his seat.
"Alright, dare from Enderwan. Steve and Creeper, you two have to hug for the remainder of the chapter. And it was added in that you two were supposed to have your hips tied together and hang you on the ceiling and hit you like a pinyata, but I'm only gonna do that if you two don't hug." Ashley said.
Creeper sighed, and Steve walked over to him, and hesitantly hugged him.
"You worried I'll blow up?" Creeper asked.
"A little." Steve muttered.
Creeper grinned.
"Uh, Enderman and Blaze. Because you failed the last dare, you two both get to stand in the rain." Ashley said.
Enderman winced.
Zeus snapped his fingers, and a rain cloud appeared above Enderman and Blaze. Enderman made a squeaking noise, and began teleporting in random places, so fast that all you saw were the purple confetti he left behind. Blaze was freaking out, mostly because her tiny fires were going out. "Make it stop, make it stop!"
Finally, the rain clouds disappeared. Enderman sighed with relief.
"Alright, now there's gonna be a race between Herobrine and Kristina. Herobrine, you ride Wither Skeleton, Kristina rides Enderdragon. Whoever gets to that tree past that lake wins. Winner gets to do whatever he or she wants to the loser. However, if it's too much, I won't allow it."
"Do I even get a choice in this?" Wither Skeleton groaned.
"Nope, now do it."
"Ugh, fine." Wither Skeleton groaned. He was surprised when Herobrine hopped on him. "Dude, you're light."
"What did you expect?" Herobrine chuckled.
"Alright ready, set, go!" Ashley announced. They went off at full speed. Enderdragon flew with ease, but Wither Skeleton had an edge; agility. He didn't tire as easily as the dragon, either. Soon Wither Skeleton was racing ahead, but it didn't last long. Three flaps of the huge dragon's wings, and Kristina and he were ahead. The dragon flew over the late, but Wither Skeleton would either have to jump or swim. He did neither; in a way, he did both. He jumped towards the water, and at the last second before touching the water, flung Herobrine off him.
A panicked Herobrine flew through the air- and right past Enderdragon, and to the tree, which hit him solidly in the face.
"Ow." Herobrine groaned.
Wither Skeleton was soaking wet, but laughing.
"That should be considered cheating." Herobrine growled.
"Hey, you won, didn't you?" Wither Skeleton chuckled.
Kristina sighed as she got off Enderdragon. "That was awesome, dude." She turned to Herobrine, trying not to look as scared as she was.
"What are you gonna do to me, Herobrine? Dress me up like a clown?" She guessed.
"Oh, no. Something much more simple than that." Herobrine grinned. "Ashley, may I please have the Mooshroom egg?"
Kristina whimpered. "No."
Ashley handed it over to him.
"Now," Herobrine grinned maliciously as he spawned the Baby Mooshroom, "smile at it."
Baby Mooshroom looked at Kristina with sparkling eyes. "Wello." She grinned.
Kristina twitched.
"Do it, Kristi." Herobrine ordered.
"Fine." Kristina groaned, and then flashed a quick smile at Baby Mooshroom. It hardly lasted more than a second, but Baby Mooshroom saw it. The pointed teeth, and how when her mouth opened wide enough, her throat looked like a black hole. Normally she could hide it, but not to Mooshroom's. They were able to tell whether you were good or bad with one simple smile.
Baby Mooshroom ran away crying.
"No, no, wait! Come back!" Kristina was near tears herself. "I'm sorry, don't go!" Baby Mooshroom hid from her behind a bush.
"Don't eat my swoul." Baby Mooshroom whispered.
"I won't, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to scare you." Kristina tried to stop the tears that fell down her face. She had once had a situation where she was starving from lack of souls, or any other kind of food for that matter, and she had seen a Baby Mooshroom, and had tried to smile at it to appear innocent before she would suck it's soul out, but then it ran from her, screaming. And Herobrine had witnessed this.
Baby Mooshroom stared at her tears a moment. "Smile." She said.
"What-? I'm not gonna-"
"Pwease." Baby Mooshroom asked.
Kristina sighed and then flashed another smile that only lasted a half a second. But it was enough for Baby Mooshroom to see the pointed teeth again. But that's not what she was looking at. She was looking at Kristina's chest. An image appeared before Baby Mooshroom's eyes. Kristina walking beside Herobrine, arguing with him, mostly because their nerves were on edge, as they hadn't eaten anything in a while. Then Kristina had seen a Baby Mooshroom, and had smiled at it, to appear innocent before sucking its soul out, and then the Baby Mooshroom had seen the pointed teeth and ran from her, and it broke her heart to hear them cry.
And, seeing that, Baby Mooshroom shuddered a little, but she leaned closer to her. "You pwomise you won't wurt me?"
"I promise." Kristina said.
Baby Mooshroom leaned up and licked all the tears off her face, and then glanced at Herobrine. "You won't let him wurt me eder?"
"How do you know..." Kristina stared at her. "Yeah, I won't."
Baby Mooshroom stood up and stayed close to Kristina's legs as the demon walked back over to her seat.
Herobrine was grinning.
"You're monster." Kristina spat at him.
"And you're not?"
"I never said that." Kristina said in a low voice.
"You're monsters, but you have a heart." Baby Mooshroom said.
"What's she doing here?" Baby Sheep growled at Baby Mooshroom.
The tiny red cow stared at her in shock. "It's you."
"Yeah, it's me." Baby Sheep hissed.
"Hey, hey, be nice you two." Kristina said.
"Yes, Devourer." Baby Sheep sighed.
"Alright, back to the interviews." Ashley said. "Herobrine, it looks like your victory won't last long. You have to get a blindness potion from Ghast, and then you get to find Baby Sheep without your powers or any weapons."
Herobrine groaned, as Kristina's eyes were full of revenge.
"Don't hurt him...too much." She said. Baby Sheep grinned.
"Yes, Devourer."
After Ghast had rather willingly thrown the blindness potion in Herobrine's face, the vampire stumbled around for a moment, his usually helpful night vision turning against him, making everything too bright to see. He stumbled over something that grabbed his leg and yanked him twenty yard away. Something fleecy then hit him in the face multiple times. Herobrine tried to grab Baby Sheep, but then she started hopping. No, she wasn't hopping, she was tapping. Tap dancing, on his head.
With a snarl, he clawed at her, but she leaped off gracefully, doing a twirl and stopping just long enough to kick him in the face.
Kristina was having a hard time keep in her chuckles.
"You two are so annoying you must be related!" Herobrine grunted.
"Alright Baby Sheep, that's enough for now-" Ashley began.
"Wait, wait, wait, one more!" Baby Sheep leaped up and hit Herobrine on the head, before licking his face as messily as possible. "M'kay, now I'm done."
"Enderman, you have to steal a flower from another Minecraft player's flower garden." Ashley said.
"Steal it? Uh, okay." Enderman said. He teleported away for a moment, but came back with not one, but two flowers. "For you, and you." He gave one to Vi and the other to Electric Elements.
"Alright, uh, Tyler, you get a happy shot." Ashley said.
"I'm the luckiest man alive." He grumbled, before drinking the drink. "Whoa..." He fell backwards and almost tripped over Kristina. "Sorry, sorry demon lady. Hey, does anyone have pickled beets? I hear they're really good. So are pickles. So are pickled banana peppers. Does anyone have something pickled?"
"Uh, I got some tomatoes and vinegar." Blaze offered.
"Yay!" Tyler did a dance while dipping tomatoes in vinegar. "Ew, this is absolutely disgusting." He took another bite. "Hm, yup, that tastes terrible." He took two bites. "I should really stop eating this."
"Alright, Herobrine, a note from Enderwan, 'I want to help you torture Steve when you rule the world, and lock everyone in the dungeon for eternity!'" Ashley quoted.
"Sounds good to me." Herobrine grinned.
"Alright, a dare from a Guest, Kristina, you have to dumb ice cubes in Steve's pants and watch him dance." Ashley said.
Steve's complaints were blocked out when he started dancing around in circles and letting out tiny screams.
"Now, from Fryusfairy. Steve, Herobrine, you two get to be kids again, this time with no memories except your names." Ashley said, and then handed them both a potion. Both drank it.
"Wha-? Where am I?" Little Steve asked.
"You're with your best friend, Herobrine." Ashley replied.
"Oh..." Steve looked at Herobrine, and then they both started laughing at the same time.
"Race you to the bounce house!" Herobrine dared.
"I'll beat you! I'm fast!"
"Oh yeah?! Prove it!"
"Ready!"
"Set!"
"Go!" They cried at the same time, running off at full speed.
"Alright. Remember how I said that OCs wouldn't get in until the last chapter?" Ashley asked. "I lied, just a tiny, tiny little bit. This OC I could seriously use, but I'm not going to introduce her until the last chapter like all the rest, but just three quick things about her; one, she's the half sister of both Kristina and Herobrine. Two, she's an admirer of both Enderman and Enderdragon. Third, she loves cats, but, 'for Creeper's sake, let them remain wild!'"
"Amen!" Creeper cheered.
"Now, I really shouldn't have put in that much, because it's not really fair, but I'll make sure to put all the OCs in the last chapter." Ashley let out a small sigh. "That last chapter is going to kill me."
"As well as the rest of us." Steve muttered.
"Also, I'm going to end the chapter here, even though we have a lot more dares and questions to do, mostly because it's already really, really long. Sorry to those who didn't get theirs in yet, but it shall be done, I promise!"
Ashley glanced at Herobrine and Steve, who were jumping in the bounce house.
"Dude, dude! Stop jumping, you're making me dizzy!" Herobrine said.
"But bouncing is so fun!" Steve pouted, almost jumping on top of him.
"I'm hungry, are you hungry? I want cookies."
"Me too, me too!" Steve groaned as if he was starving.
"Let's go ask them for some!"
"Yeah!"