The bigger Mooshroom stared at her daughter. "Do you know who these people are?"
"Yes..." Baby Mooshroom replied.
"And you didn't run away as soon as you found out?"
"No! Um, maybe...dey're not all that bwad, mommy."
"Not all that bad?" Mama Mooshroom repeated. "Three of them are immortal, one of them is half immortal, one of the immortals is a vampire, one of the immortals is a demon, and the third is Zeus! 'Not all that bad?'"
"Not that kwind of bwad." Baby Mooshroom whispered.
"What, you think they're not bad because they haven't hurt you yet?" Mama Mooshroom glared at them.
"Dey weren't gonna hurt me, mommy, dey're just a wittle annoywing..." Baby Mooshroom said.
"A little?" Mama Mooshroom repeated, rolling her eyes, and then took a sniff. "They all smell like trouble to me. Wait...is that..."
"Yes..." Baby Mooshroom said. "Dey has the Items of the Stars."
"But two of them? In one universe? It's unbalanced." Mama Mooshroom stared from Tyler to Zeus to Herobrine, and then her eyes widened. "They're coming."
"They're coming, all right." Zeus replied. "And I bet they're almost here, too."
"But how is it not collapsing? It's unbalanced, isn't it?"
"That's what I couldn't figure out." Zeus said. "And if you stick around, you could help."
"Help? With you supernatural freaks? No thanks. But I'll stay long enough to see what happens to the Items, though." Mama Mooshroom said, sitting down in front of her daughter.
"Shh!" Herobrine hissed at her. "Do you want them to be able to get here faster?"
"I'd prefer to get this done fast, but I can tell why you wouldn't." Mama Mooshroom replied.
"Ashley, go to the interviews. We might as well wait for them to get here. There's nowhere you can hide from those freaks." Zeus said.
"Um, okay. Everybody gets giant marshmallows, a dare from Enderwan." Ashley said. Multiple marshmallows, about as big as Ghast, fell from the sky.
"Sweet!" Ghast grinned, and took a huge bite.
"Herobrine, a note from Enderwan; 'I was just joking about what I said in the last chapter. I will take over and lock you in the dungeon, and your personal torturer is Kristina. I am awesome.'" Ashley said.
"Yes, yes you are." Kristina grinned.
"'Yes, yes you are.'" Herobrine mimicked in a high tone. "Blah, blah, blah."
"That's it from Enderwan, so now for stuff from Geeky euphoria, who dares Zeus to give Herobrine and Steve a potion that will make them 'fall head over heels for each other.'" Ashley said. "Wow, sorry to say, Herobrine and Steve, but there's more dares like that in this chapter. I don't get how the whole Herobrine and Steve shipping ever started, or maybe it's just punishment for not doing that kiss."
"Stop talking, you're making me sick." Steve said, his face turning green.
"Okay, okay. I don't think we're gonna do this one, though. Stuff from a Guest known as Samuel. There's two dares; Zeus and Kristina give Herobrine their powers, and then Zeus gets to fight Chuck Norris..." Ashley said.
"Wait, what?" Zeus stared at her. "Are you kidding? Is that somebody's idea of a joke? Fighting Chuck Norris after becoming as weak as Steve-"
"Hey! I take that an as insult." Steve glared.
"-Don't care. Fighting Chuck Norris when I'm as weak as Steve is like asking for a death wish."
"What, are you saying Chuck Norris is better than me?" Steve glared.
"You have no idea. I've heard rumors he's part immortal. Don't believe that's true, but still, seems like it sometime." Zeus replied.
"Yeah, and I'm not bringing him into this. So. For stuff from Steph1007; 'The torture of Herobrine and Steve is great! So let's have some more. I dare Herobrine and Steve to do a duet together.'" Ashley quoted.
"Please tell me we're not doing that." Herobrine begged.
"Oh, no, we're doing it." Ashley said. "I mean, I thought Zeus would like to pick, since you made him sing earlier."
"Oh...what song, what song..." Zeus grinned.
"Would it be relevant to ask for a little mercy?" Herobrine asked.
"It would, but it would be pointless." Zeus replied. "You two have to sing Let It Go from Frozen by Idina Menzel."
"Oh. Joy." Herobrine sighed.
"Yay!" Steve said. "I mean, um, I don't like that song."
So, they both began to sing, Herobrine in a low, droning voice, and Steve in a slightly more happy one; 'The snow glows white on the mountain tonight, not a footprint to be seen. An island of isolation, and it looks like I'm the queen. The wind is howling like the swirling storm inside. Couldn't keep it in, heavens knows I tried. Don't let them in, don't let them see, be the good girl you've always had to be. Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know. Well now they know. Let it go, let it go, can't hold it back anymore. Let it go, let it go, turn away and slam the door. I don't care, what they're going to say, let the storm rage on. The cold never bothered me anyway. It's funny how some distance, makes everything seem small. And the fear that once controlled me, can't get to me at all. It's time to see what I can do, to test the limits and break through, no right, no wrong, no rules for me, I'm free. Let it go, let it go, I'm one with the wind and sky. Let it go, let it go, you'll never see me cry. Here I stand, and here I'll stay. Let the storm rage on. My power flurries through the air into the ground. My soul is spiralling in frozen fractuals all around. And one thought crystalizes like an icy blast. I'm never going back, the past in the past. Let it go, let it go, when I rise like the break of dawn. Let it go, let it go, that perfect girl is gone. Here I stand in the light of day, let the storm rage on. The cold never bothered me, anyway.'
"The next dare is from RandomFandoms, who dares Herobrine do to whatever he wants to Steve for thirty minutes, and then Steve gets one hundred stacks of cookies. Problem is, I don't trust you, Herobrine." Ashley said.
"Why not? It's not like I'd hurt him, Susan would burn me alive." Herobrine said.
Susan shrugged. "I probably would."
"Herobrine, I didn't let you do whatever to Steve, so I'm not gonna let you do whatever to him, okay? It's only fair." Ashley said. "Notes from RenThePyro. It's not almost over, it's only half way done! And trust me, you shall not be bored. I'm not even a hundred percent sure what I'm gonna do yet, but what I've got in mind so far isn't pretty..."
She glanced at Tyler for only a moment, but it was a moment too long. He noticed.
"What?" Tyler stared at her. "What are you gonna do to me?"
"Uh, absolutely nothing." Ashley lied very unconvincingly. "You're going to be perfectly fine."
Tyler paled a bit. "This doesn't have something to do with...the Lens?"
"No, no, it's more along the lines of Kristina." Ashley replied. "Ahem, anyway. By the way, Baby Mooshroom, RenThePyro says you're adorable."
"Eveybody keeps saying that!" Baby Mooshroom said, her huge eyes looking mad. "It's not twue!"
"'How can Blaze take an arrow to the knee? She doesn't have knees! Does she? (Speaking of Blaze, she's awesome!)' Blaze, comments?" Ashley asked.
"Yeah, I got knees! Probably can't see 'em, though...and thanks, you're awesome too!" Blaze grinned.
"There's a dare from dragonflyz that has Steve put on a dress and wig and date Herobrine. Heh, not happening. However, Steve, you get to have a ninja costume identical to Herobrine's, instead." Ashley said.
"You love making people miserable, don't you?" Steve groaned.
"Yup. Now, dare from TheEmptyBarrel, everyone except Tyler and I get to cook something, and the two of us are the taste testers, and we get to decide what's the worst, and the best. You guys have an hour, get to it!" Ashley called.
Multiple people decided not to make anything, like Creeper, who said that without hands it would be hard to make the only thing he knew how to make, TNT Soup, which would basically explode whoever ate it. As he said this and stepped to the sidelines, there were no complaints.
Enderman didn't want to, saying that the only thing he knew how to make was poison and cherry flavored cupcakes, but Ashley just told him to make the latter. Slime and Magma Cube didn't know how to cook, nor did Skeleton or Wither Skeleton. Baby Mooshroom didn't know how to cook, and Mama Mooshroom refused.
Blaze said something about a spicy pepper soup, Ghast was making more of his marshmallow cookies, but he was putting them into cheesecake instead. Herobrine was making something blood red, and Kristina was making something that took a lot of ingredients, with Baby Sheep helping her. Zeus had decided, after seeing what they were making, that he would watch. He made a box of popcorn appear, and grinned. Steve decided to do the same.
When the hour was up, Tyler and Ashley went around taste testing. After eating Blaze's both of them were screaming for water, but after getting some eagerly asked for more of the soup. After having Ghast's, they stared in shock for a while before devouring the cake like they hadn't eaten in weeks. Enderman's cherry flavored cupcakes were delicious, and had a hint of banana. When they came to Herobrine's drink, they stopped.
"This looks an awful lot like blood..." Ashley stared at him.
"Me? Try to make you guys drink blood? Absolutely absurd." Herobrine grinned. "It's juice."
"Sounds like a lie to me." Tyler muttered.
"I think I'm gonna enjoy this." Herobrine chuckled, sitting down with his arms crossed. "I think you guys were taste testers, not complainers. Can't know till you try."
Ashley sighed and took a small sip, and then her brows furrowed. "Um. Wow...now I'm really hoping this isn't blood, because it's actually not bad..." She took another sip. "Is this cranberry and grape juice?" Another sip. "...With a bit of apple?"
"Possibly." Herobrine said.
Tyler tasted it. "Okay, gotta admit, that's pretty good."
Then they had Kristina's, who had made tater tot casserole. And they did not, for one second, regret it.
"Can I have thirds?" Tyler asked.
Kristina grinned. "I told you already, no, Baby Sheep and Baby Mooshroom haven't had any yet."
"Alright, Tyler, you and I need to have a talk." Ashley said. They whispered for a moment, and then said, "The winner is Ghast's cheesecake, the worst being...whatever that slush is that Zombie made."
Zombie chuckled and shoved more of the pink slime he had made into his mouth.
"Yuck. Anyway, everybody can have some of whatever you wanna eat, since there's plenty. Uh, now for a question from a Guest. Herobrine, there are different songs on youtube that claim you can make fireballs, teleport, summon monsters, and appear in someone's dreams. How much of that is true?" Ashley asked.
"I only wish I could make fireballs, I can teleport and jump really high when you're stupid enough to piss me off, I can't summon monsters, and...Do you think I can appear in dreams, huh, Steve?" Herobrine grinned.
Steve tried to keep a straight face, but he ended up shuddering anyways. "Probably can."
"Usually, I can't, since it's kind of hard, but I figured haunting and reminding a certain somebody that I'm still out there couldn't hurt." Herobrine shrugged.
"'Couldn't hurt.' Yeah, yeah, right." Steve rolled his eyes, glaring at him.
"Alright, next for stuff from PotionMaster123. We have a dare to play a round of Super Craft Bros, but we'll save that for the end of this chapter, m'kay? M'kay. Now, we get to have something of our favorite food served!" She was soon eating a rather large bowl of mac 'n' cheese.
"I'm surprised you haven't died of heart disease yet." Steve groaned.
"Says the guy who eats the eyes of dead spiders and the rotten flesh of undead zombies." Ashley rolled her eyes. Zombie, Spider, and Cave Spider gave Steve a reproachful look, and Steve chose then to keep his mouth shut. "So, now, for whatever reason, PotionMaster123 is giving all of us ten thousand 'mine dollars.'"
"T-Ten thousand..." Steve repeated, staring at her. "You're kidding."
"Nope. Now, for everybody, have you guys got girlfriends?" Ashley said.
"Jessica." Herobrine replied.
"I did...but she got really mad at me when I accidently teleported us to the wrong place...six thousand miles from house..." Enderman winced. "She's got a really loud voice."
"Who needs girl or boy friends when you got cats?" Creeper asked, petting Midnight, who purred.
"I've got...um...I've got..." Steve stared into space, and then said, "No one, I guess."
Both Herobrine and Susan laughed, and then they realized it, stopped, and began to glare in an equally cold way at each other.
"Stevey, why don't you tell them about her, hmm?" Susan suggested, not taking her eyes off Herobrine.
"Mom! Oh my gosh, you guys are ridiculous! It was once, and I was in second grade, for Creeper's sake!" Steve groaned.
"It wasn't just once." Ashley muttered.
"Okay, fine, so what, three times?" Steve's voice was full of desperation.
"Eleven, actually. I think that was when we got caught..."
"I like how you remember so well." Steve muttered. "Find it funny, did you?"
"No, I just..." Ashley turned scarlet, and then she cleared her throat. "M'kay...anybody else?"
"Snow Golem could be mine." Iron Golem grunted. "He's girly enough."
"I am not!" Snow Golem tried to nudge him hard in the ribs, but only ended up wincing and holding his elbow. "Says the guy who cried after watching 'The Notebook!'"
"Hey, hey," Iron Golem frowned, "that was logic."
"Alright. Now. Zeus, you have a dare to fight Thor." Ashley said.
Zeus winced. "Um...I really don't think that's a good idea. Unless, of course, you want the world to end, you know, lightning everywhere, too much power in one spot, and kaboom."
"Alrighty then...um, to answer your question, PotionMaster123, if you count it being included in a modpack with Mo' Creatures, then yeah, I got Optifine. Herobrine, who is your nemesis?" Herobrine started to say Kristina, but then Ashley added, "Who's not as dark as you?"
"That would be Steve. Depends on what you mean by 'dark.'" Herobrine replied.
"A question, 'What is the Enderdragon egg for?'" Ashley said.
Enderdragon rolled his eyes. "Take a guess, dumb dumb, it's got a baby Enderdragon inside."
"Then how come it never hatches?"
"It won't hatch outside The End." He scowled. "Taking them with you, Steve and all you annoying Minecraft Players, is like killing them instantly, unless you've got a mod."
"What do you guys call the block at the start of the void that you can't break without creation?" Ashley said.
"You mean...Void block? That's what we call it." Spider said.
"Alright, it looks like we have a bit of a quiz, here. What kinds of trees are there?" Ashley asked.
Steve started answering. "Spruce, Jungle, Oak, Dark Oak, Birch, um...I'm missing one..."
"Acacia." Creeper finished.
"Right. Now, what block is used for command, is not shown on survival or creative menu, and has the id of 137?" Ashley asked.
"Command block, duh." Skeleton replied.
"Alright, who can enchant items best in the mods?" Ashley asked.
"My brother." Wither Skeleton grinned.
"Who likes TNT?"
"Me." Creeper spoke up.
"M'kay. That's it from PotionMaster123. Now...Herobrine, have you ever met your fangirls?" Ashley was chuckling under her breath.
"Uh..." Herobrine blinked. "No..." He narrowed his eyes, and his stomach turned over. "Why?"
"Well, Herobrineiscute (hmm, that's interesting) dares you to walk out into a mob of them."
Herobrine gaped at her. Kristina started giggling, and Steve mouthed, 'Run.'
Deciding that Steve had the right idea, Herobrine whirled around and sprinted away- just in time to skid to a stop on a stage with spotlights on him, and below him stood a mob of screaming girls.
"Holy Mother of Minecraft." Herobrine breathed.
"HERO! HERO! HERO! HERO!" The girls chanted, throwing something sparkly at him and twenty asking for his autograph at once, while others just threw they started to climb on the stage, and Herobrine knew he was in for it.
Problem was, there's not a lot of places you can hide when you have a mob chasing after you, as Herobrine soon learned. His legs were beginning to ache, his ears pounding from the laughs of the other mobs and the screaming of his fangirls, and they didn't seem to be tired at all.
Herobrine decided it was impossible to run anymore, but after colliding with his fangirls, he wished that he had kept on running until he collapsed. At least then, maybe the fangirls wouldn't be pulling on his clothes, and maybe they wouldn't have so much energy.
"Help!" Herobrine cried as he lost sight of anything but screaming girls. Then they managed to rip off his shirt, and the squeals were so loud that Herobrine feared Zeus wouldn't hear him begging, "Dad, please!"
But Zeus somehow managed to hear him, because with the snap of his fingers, the fangirls disappeared, though Herobrine could still hear their screaming in his ears.
"What made you actually do it?" Herobrine stared at his father.
"I could see what they were planning..." Zeus shuddered a little. "Didn't want to see that anymore."
Jessica was giggling really close to him. She was the one who was now holding his ninja shirt. "Sorry, I couldn't resist!"
Herobrine turned scarlet and put the ninja shirt on in a lot of haste. "Alright, alright, already, do another dare."
"Now for stuff from iamastevehater. Kristina, you get to kiss Steve. If Tyler gets jealous, you have to kiss him, too." Ashley said.
"Oh, yay me." Steve sighed.
"If you so much as scratch him-" Susan growled.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, you'll do whatever it takes to hunt me down and murder me, blah blah blah." Kristina rolled her eyes, and then gave Steve a very convincing kiss, that made Tyler's heart go into his throat. "Jelly, huh, Tyler?" Kristina grinned.
"U-Um..." Tyler stammered. "A little bit." Kristina laughed and kissed him, too.
"Alright, there's a dare from a Guest. I'm not totally sure if we should do it, though. It says, 'Herobrine, you get to 'feed', but not kill, on any mob or person, besides Kristina, Zeus, or Baby Sheep." Ashley said.
A wide smirk grew over Herobrine's face, a hungry look in his eyes, glancing over at Steve. Susan snarled.
"I don't think that that's a good idea." Kristina and Zeus said at the same time.
Herobrine continued smirking, but he nodded. "I don't think I'll have a lot of will power in that situation."
"Yeah, that's what I thought." Ashley replied. "So we're just gonna go over that one. Now for stuff from WandererRonan, Steve and Tyler, you two get a gift of an airship, with fifteen cannons and unlimited ammo."
Steve and Tyler stared at it a moment, grins wide on their faces.
"Shotgun!" Tyler yelled, running towards the spaceship.
"Dammit!" Steve muttered, trotting after him.
"Alright, there's a dare for you to drink a barrel full of happy shots, but you've already had plenty of 'em, so I think we'll just give you some happy fuzzies." Ashley said.
"Oh, joy." Herobrine muttered, staring at the drink. "Can't they be Jessica-type happy fuzzies? I like those ones better."
"Oh, just drink it." Ashley rolled her eyes, as Jessica grinned. "Zeus, from WandererRonan, 'As a sign of my respect, I'll give you finest ambrosia from the aether that I could find.'"
"Sweet." Zeus grinned, drinking it.
"Alright, now for LaurelPrincess. Herobrine, Kristina, you guys get to have some happy shots and then put on the 'free hugs' t-shirt, so some baby Creepers will come out. 'Cuteness overload!'" Ashley said.
Herobrine sighed, and then drank the happy shot, as did Kristina. Then, they put the shirts on, and it took half a second for baby Creepers to come jumping at them, screaming, 'Hug, hug, hug, hug!'
"Don't you dare explode!" Herobrine said as a few of them began to scream from happiness, while Creeper started chuckling uncontrollably.
After a couple minutes, the happy shot finally wore off, and the baby Creepers realized that they weren't gonna get any hugs if they didn't have any arms, and, with tears in their huge eyes, they walked off, a couple of them sizzling.
"Look at that, you made them sad!" Creeper grinned.
"Alright, now for PrincessLyoka. Wither Skeleton: 'Why do you like it to nature? What's so bad about it? And why three heads?'"
"I don't have much against nature, nothing really, and three's an epic number." Wither Skeleton shrugged.
"'Enderdragon, were you ever an endermen that just got very powerful and became a dragon to rule over the endermen, or did you come from a line of enderdragons that already existed and you became the last one? (long question)'" Ashley asked.
"Um, I'm not that last one, and the Enderdragon and Endermen are two different species, and they can't become the other." Enderdragon replied.
"Creeper, if you were alone in a room with a cat, what would you do?" Ashley asked.
"Um, depends on the cat. If Midnight, probably hug her. If it was a wild cat, I'd throw some fish to it and then go away." Creeper replied. "If they were Steve's brainwashed ones, I'd avoid them."
Ashley spawned a villager. "'Villagers, if you're in straight jackets and probably the dumbest things alive (except squids and non-demonic sheep), how do you build your villages? Even if they are below half-decent.'"
"'Below half-decent?'" Villager growled. "We don't even make them, Iron Golem does."
"Hey, hey, you guys gave me the designs to build it, so you must have really lazy imaginations." Iron Golem replied. "Wasn't even paid that well, either."
"Alright, now, I gotta spawn a Witch." Ashley did so. "'Witch, how do you make your huts and potions when in straightjackets? and how do you survive lava/fire (but I'm guessing fire resistance potion)?'"
"Say what?" The Witch said, and then Creeper rolled his eyes and repeated the question, very loudly, in her ear. "Oh! It's easy to build with instant-block potions, and fire resistance potions are awesome! Gosh, dearies, did you really think I wouldn't think of that?"
"Herobrine, 'I was thinking of shipping you and Baby Sheep, something like Herosheep or Baby Hero, your response?'" Ashley asked.
"I think I'm gonna be sick." Herobrine's face turned green. "God, me and Kristina's stupid minion? What in the Nether gave you that idea?"
"A note from PrincessLyoka. 'I have a prediction that Enderman would win a staring contest against Herobrine. How do you guys respond to that?'" Ashley asked.
"'Course I'd win," Enderman rolled his eyes, "I invented staring contests, or rather, our Queen did."
"Oh, yeah? I can make someone burn just by staring at them." Herobrine warned.
"Sounds like a challenge to me."
"Oh, you're so on!"
And then they bored their eyes at each other, Herobrine glaring at Enderman. Then, Enderman's feet, top of his head, and finger tips, began to spark with flame. But then, Enderman's eyes widened, and the sparks died out, and Herobrine tried again, but nothing happened. Enderman smiled, and then he glared back. Herobrine's own fire-glare was shot right back at him, and though Herobrine was able to block it, it sent him flying backwards, so the White-Eyed fiend did a back flip and landed on his feet.
"I win." Enderman said.
"For now." Herobrine muttered.
"Alright, now, Steve, you have a dare to become a kid and have a happy shot, but you only get a minor happy shot, because a complete one would have horrible effects on a child's brain." Ashley said.
"Oh, fine." Steve sighed and drank the potion, shrinking as a weird grin came onto his face. Then, he turned to Susan. "Mama, can I jump on a trampoline?"
"Sure, sure." Susan rolled her eyes, grinning.
Then he jumped on a purple trampoline that appeared out of nowhere, muttering about you-know-who and how witches have a ten on a scale of one to ten, nose-wise. Then a mushroom appeared next to him and started jumping with him.
"Um, now, we have a dare for Herobrine to go to the void, but we're not gonna do that, because I'm pretty sure it would be pointless. Baby Sheep, and Baby Mooshroom, you two have to sing either 'Holy Ground' or 'Sweeter than Fiction.'" Ashley said.
Baby Sheep groaned, and Baby Mooshrom couldn't suppress a tiny grin, and they whispered with each other for a moment. Then, they both said at the same time, Baby Sheep still looking sour, "Holy Ground, both by Taylor Swift."
"Because nothing is sweeter than fiction!" Baby Mooshroom said.
"Alright, then, have at it, you two." Ashley said.
So, they both began to sing in sweet, high voices, 'I was reminiscing just the other day, while having coffee all alone and Lord, it took me away. Back to a first-glance feeling on New York Time. Back when you fit in my poems like a perfect rhyme. Took off faster than a green light "Go." Yeah, you skipped the conversation when you already know. I left a note on the door with a joke we'd made, and that was the first day. And darling, it was good never looking down. And right there where we stood was holy ground. Spinning like a girl in a brand new dress, we had this big wide city all to ourselves. We blocked the noise with the sound of 'I need you,' and for the first time I had something to lose, And I guess we fell apart in the usual way. And the story's got dust on every page, but sometimes I wonder how you think about it now. And I see your face in every crowd. 'Cause darling, it was good never looking down. And right there where we stood was holy ground. Tonight I'm gonna dance for all that we've been through. But I don't wanna dance if I'm not dancing with you. Tonight I'm gonna dance like you were in this room. But I don't wanna dance if I'm not dancing with you, it was good never looking down. And right there where we stood was holy ground. Tonight I'm gonna dance for all that we've been through. But I don't wanna dance if I'm not dancing with you. Tonight I'm gonna dance like you were in this room. But I don't wanna dance if I'm not dancing with you.'
The two babies were both out of breath, but Baby Mooshroom was grinning widely, though Baby Sheep was trying to suppress a smile.
"Alright, guys! That was the last review, so now we're going to do Zombies vs. Dwarves." Ashley announced. "To start out with, there will be one Zombie, and I think it should be the actual Zombie, so."
Zombie grunted out something like, "Brainzzz are epic."
"Alright, everyone go to the map. The enchantment table is in the castle, and the diamond blocks are spread out everywhere else. I will be hosting. Ready, set, go!" Ashley said.
So, Zombie crawled out of his cave, loudly groaning, "Brainzzzz." He wandered around until he found a villager, who happened to be Enderman.
"Jeez, I'm so tiny it's not even funny!" Enderman groaned in his villager version, running away from Zombie, turning around to attack him occasionally. "I can't even teleport, it's like making the sky not blue anymore, it's messed up!"
Enderman tried to use iron blocks to make a barricade, but Zombie broke it with his iron pickaxe and kept going. Enderman accidently led him straight to the first diamond block, which he broke, and Enderman got killed.
But Zombie wasn't quite satisfied. "Brainzzzz..."
He turned around, and, after a lot of effort, fighting, and something that may have involved dark magic from Zeus, (who was banished from the game instantly,) Zombie managed to get all five diamond blocks. He then turned to the castle, a couple of everybody else being zombies, the only people not zombies being Herobrine, Baby Mooshroom, and Blaze.
"We can take 'em!" Blaze said, holding up her iron sword.
"Sure we can..." Herobrine glanced back at the enchantment table, grinned, and ran towards it, breaking it with his pickaxe.
"Hey! What the Nether, Herobrine?" Blaze called after him.
"I'm a Spy Zombie. Duh." Herobrine laughed.
"What? Who killed you?" Baby Mooshroom asked.
Herobrine frowned. "Stupid Baby Sheep."
"Alright! Zombies win! Now that we're done with that," Ashley huffed, "we're going to do Super Craft Bros! Instead of picking your class, everybody just gets to be what they are already, but, powers are gonna have to be limited, so, Kristina, Zeus, Herobrine, drink this potion, so it's somewhat fair. Now, everybody, it looks like we have a Mushroom Biome map, so, have fun!" Ashley said. "I'll just announce it...since I'd rather not play. Alright, in three, two, one, go!"
There was silence, as everyone roamed around, trying to find each other. Herobrine didn't have a problem doing that, and used his glare and pretty much anyone he saw.
"Wow, Herobrine's on a roll, no wait, maybe Zeus has got more kills...I can't tell." Ashley said, as everyone who died was respawned into the same watching stand that Ashley was in.
The number of kills continued, and the number of survivors got lower, until it was just Zeus, Herobrine, Baby Sheep, Susan, and Baby Mooshroom.
Herobrine ran around, looking for anyone else, and found Baby Mooshroom smiling at him.
"Hi." She said.
"Not going easy on you." Herobrine warned, holding out his diamond sword.
Baby Mooshroom frowned. "Why not?"
"I don't go easy on anybody-" Herobrine began, but then got a solid smack in the face.
"Chit chatting not allowed!" Baby Mooshroom said, and then grabbed his diamond sword from him, holding it in her mouth. "Fis fing is feavy!" She could barely hold it up, but then charged at him anyway. Herobrine teleported behind her, his eyes glowing red, and pointed a dark orb at her.
Baby Mooshroom turned around, holding the diamond sword in her mouth, with two tiny tears in her eyes. "Werobwine?"
Herobrine froze. It was very hard for Herobrine think of anything as cute, but the look in her eyes had stirred something very small in even his dark heart.
Baby Mooshroom smiled, and then charged at him again. And he lost the game.
"Yay!" Baby Mooshroom grinned.
Herobrine watched her from where he stood, shaking his head slowly, muttering about what he would do to her, but it sounded fake, and he was suppressing a grin.
"Still hate her, Herobrine?" Kristina asked.
Herobrine forced his face into a neutral one. "Yes."
"That sounded a little half-hearted, if you ask me."
"Did it? How about I make you half-hearted? I could take out the other half and try putting it in a potion." Herobrine hissed at her, his scowl returning.
Baby Sheep had managed to attack Baby Mooshroom, so Baby Mooshroom teleported next to them, just then.
"Hey, Werobwine, don't be mean to her." Baby Mooshroom said.
"Why should I listen to you?"
"Because if you hwurt her I'll have to hwurt you." Baby Mooshroom said matter-of-factly.
"Oh my Father of Feathers, I'm horrified." Herobrine gave her a fake shudder.
"You shwould be." Baby Mooshroom grinned, and then hopped away.
"I don't want to say it, but she's starting to annoy me more than usual." Herobrine said.
And, in the end, the last one standing was Susan.
"Mom...how did you do that?" Steve stared at her.
"Easily." Susan shrugged.
"Alright, guys, spleef time! Time to go to the arena!" Ashley announced. They went to a huge arena covered with snow on the ground, and stood at the beginning layer. "Alright, guys, ready..."
"I'm not going easy on you!" Snow Golem warned them.
"Set...go!"
Many of them had ended up wishing that Snow Golem had gone easy on them. Five seconds, and five of them were out. Minutes later, Snow Golem was standing on the last layer, with only Zombie in his way.
"Brainzzzz." Zombie groaned, who had only survived up until then because he was flinging his diamond shovel around wildly, and anyone who came near him fell, but he fell multiple times himself.
"How did you even make it this far?" Snow Golem asked, before making a hole under him.
"Brainzzz!" Zombie grunted, before falling past the last layer.
"Alright, Snow Golem wins! Now, we're done with all the reviews, so this chapter's basically over. After this chapter, as I've already said, it'll be on full story mode, and any dares or questions after now will be put into the very last chapter, and and then-" She stopped. The ground gave a shudder, and Enderman glanced at his drink, which he hadn't touched, that had ripples in it. A shadow fell across the sky.
"They're here." Zeus grinned. "See, they could just appear, but you know them, they have to make a huge entrance and everything."
Eyes stared at them from the dark.
"Mommy." Baby Mooshroom whimpered.
Mama Mooshroom growled, because she could see it too.
"Their hearts are black." Her daughter whispered.
"I know, honey."
"I-Is it really them?"
"Yes, it's them." Mama Mooshroom didn't look to happy about it, which you couldn't say for Zeus, who was grinning.
"Herobrine, you have company..." He glanced down at his son, who was staring into the shadows. There wasn't any emotion on his face, but Zeus knew what he was thinking. "If you want to get a headstart and delay your death, you'd better get going."
Herobrine glared at him, and stood there, indecisive for only a moment, but it was a moment too long.
'Herobrine...' Something in the dark hissed, and his body went rigid.
"Fight it, Hero." Kristina muttered. Herobrine tried, but his body stayed rooted to the spot, unable to move.
"I can't." Herobrine tried to say through still teeth.
'Herobrine, we know you have taken three of the Items of the Stars, the Emerald of Time, the Lens of Sight, and the Nether Star of Power.'
"Two of them?" Herobrine shook his head with difficulty, trying to make his feet move, and only succeeded in one step backwards. "I took one, and I don't even have it anymore."
A different, high-pitched voice shrieked, 'You're a horrible liar!'
"Uh, so I've been told." Herobrine replied. "But I wasn't lying."
'Lying to ussss isss punishable by death.' Hissed a deep voice.
"I didn't-" Herobrine began, but then the ground began to shake, and created a crevice in the ground that went down past the void, separating Kristina, Ashley, Tyler, Herobrine, Steve, Baby Mooshroom, Mama Mooshroom, Susan, Creeper, Skeleton, Wither Skeleton, Enderman, Midnight, Ghast, Blaze, and Zeus from everyone else, Zombie falling into the void, grunting 'brainzzz'.
'This is your last chance, give us the two Items of the Stars, Herobrine, or we will be forced to kill you.' Said the first voice.
"I don't have-" Herobrine began, but Kristina whispered in his ear.
"Herobrine, lie, you idiot, lie!"
"Are you kidding? That's why they're trying to kill me in the first-" Herobrine began.
Baby Mooshroom swallowed and took a step forward. "I-I stole it! I took the Items of the Stars!"
"Honey, are you insane?!" Mama Mooshroom whispered under her breath.
"I stole it from Herobrine when he wasn't looking!" Baby Mooshroom cried louder.
'A child ssssstole from Herobrine? Impossssible!' Said the third voice.
And the high-pitched, shrieking voice said, 'Yes, I sense great light in her! It is binded to her, and cannot be removed without the removal of her soul from life.'
'Then we have no choice.' Said the deep voice, and a black hand rose from the dark, a huge purple eye in the palm of it. The eye began to glow.
Herobrine jumped in front of her, as did everyone else, as Baby Mooshroom began to tremble.
'Get out of the way, foolsssss.' Came the hissing voice.
"Not happening." Mama Mooshroom's eyes were glowing, and she began to shake with anger.
'Mortalssss are sssssso sssstuborn.'
'Its their fake they choose! Attack already!' The voice shrieked, and then two more hands, one with a bright green eye in its palm, the other with red. They began to glow and glare, and the light became blinding.
Baby Mooshroom couldn't hold it back anymore. They already knew, anyways. "I activate the full powers of the Nether Star of Power!"
DUN DUN DUN. Cheesy, I know. But anyway, that's all I got for now. Again, all dares and questions put into reviews after this will go into the last chapter, as will all unsubmitted OCs. Thanks for reading! If you have any comments, review!
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-ihearthorses6000