The three hands were all shot backwards, and the black hand that had the bright green eye in its palm was twitching, the green eye bloodshot.

'How?! A child cannot possess an Item of the Stars!' Came the shrieking voice.

Zeus stood up, staring at Baby Mooshroom, whose eyes were glowing, much like Herobrine's. "Unless they were born with it bonded to them."

Baby Mooshroom gritted her teeth, glaring at the three hands as they came closer. "Stay back, and leave my friends alone! Stay back, or I swear, I'll blast you all to The End!"

The shrieking voice and the hissing voice both laughed, though the purple eye's pupil dilated and stared at Baby Mooshroom, and the voices quieted instantly.

Still under the stare of the purple eye, Baby Mooshroom's knees began to shake, and it was a large effort to stand, but she continued to glare back at him.

'Impressive.' The deep voice said. 'Though weak in body, I cannot enter her mind.'

"Darn right, you can't!" Mama Mooshroom growled, and stepped in front of her daughter.

'Akbar, this resistance has begun to annoy me. You know what to do.' Came the hissing voice.

'Asssss you wish, Naaz.' The hissing voice replied, and the red eye began to swirl, and the ground began to shake again.

"Hold, Akbar, Naaz, Tarak, hold." Zeus got up, striding towards them.

'Zeus? Zeus? What are you doing here?' Naaz shrieked at him.

"Same as you, I suppose, trying to get the Items of the Stars. It's been a while, old friends."

'You were here long before us, where you not? Why didn't you take the Items of the Stars for yourself?' Naaz's green eye narrowed.

He raised his brows. "Because if I did, I'd be your target, wouldn't I? I'd much rather let my idiotic son have the Items ripped from his body. Jeez, that would be fun to watch." Zeus smiled, while Herobrine grimaced. "And are you honestly prepared to harm an innocent child? It's not her fault the Nether Star of Power is bound to her, if I am correct in assuming, her father gave it to her, though not on purpose, I'm sure. Am I correct?" He looked down at Baby Mooshroom, who nodded. "Attacking someone such as Herobrine is understandable, honestly the world would probably be better off without him-" White eyes glared at him. "-But to harm a child who has done nothing but try and protect him, as well as everyone else here?" His knew his words did not reach Akbar or Naaz, but Tarak had stopped in his tracks.

'He has a point, you two.'

'Oh, yes, he always has a point!' Naaz groaned. 'But she only has one Item of the Stars, anyways! Someone else here has the other one...' She stared around at all of them a moment, and her eye stopped on Tyler. 'The Lens of Sight...'

'The one item that can be given to a human without killing them? I thought it was in the Trireox universe, wasn't it? What's it doing in Minecraftia?' Tarak asked.

Tyler moistened his lips. "Um...I may have figured out how to travel from universe to universe..."

Akbar chuckled. 'And? Did you enjoy the trip?'

"It was excruciating." Tyler winced.

'Then we did our job well.' Naaz laughed, but stopped almost immediately, but not because of how shrilly it was. 'But I'm afraid we now have another one.'

'Naaz, slow down. No one needs to die tonight.' Tarak said.

'Did you not hear? The red cow...'

"I'm a Mooshroom, you freaks!" Baby Mooshroom yelled.

"You guys will do anything for power, won't you?" Herobrine scowled.

'Yes, sounds familiar, huh?' Akbar's eye glared at him.

"Shut up." Herobrine muttered.

At the same time, Tarak and Naaz got into an argument.

'...Innocent life or not, she has the Nether Star of Power! That one mortal being holding that much power...' Naaz trailed off.

'Yeah, makes you envious, does it?' Tarak's voice was bitter.

'Tarak, we are not having this conversation right now, we just-where'd they go?'

With a little pop, everyone but the three hands had disappeared.

Tarak began to laugh. 'They're trying to run.'

'Where? Tarak, I know you can ssssssee, where are they?' Akbar growled.

'I'm afraid I'm not very motivated to tell you.'

'Motivated?! Oh, I'll get you motivated, you-' Naaz yelled.

'Don't you want the Itemssss of the Starsssss?! I thought you were going to help ussss.' Akbar hissed.

'I agreed to come and observe, I do believe saying, if you remember, as well as to come and help. Not to harm innocent infants.' Tarak replied.

'Tarak! I'll kill you for this!' Naaz shrieked at him.

'I'm sure you will, sister, I'm sure you will.'


Herobrine huffed, as everyone else was, trying to catch their breath.

"Dad- can't you- teleport us- or something?" Herobrine asked.

"I've already told you, you have to be a full immortal, you'd die if you're not-" Zeus began.

"And you still think I'm not?"

"If you were, you'd be able to teleport us all yourself." Zeus rolled his eyes. "And I don't see the point in this, they can travel across universes like taking a step forward. There's no where we can hide..." He caught a glance that Kristina gave him. "That exists."

"Dad, I know it's real! I saw it!" Kristina said.

"In a dream. I don't think that counts."

"I know where it is, if we could just get passed..."

"The thousands, upon thousands, and thousands of galaxies and aliens and monsters in our way, yeah. Piece of cake." Zeus muttered.

"What? Are you scared?" Herobrine asked. "Is that my so-called father, backing down from a challenge, despite how hard it is?"

"Herobrine, you idiot, this is not a game!" Zeus groaned. "Even those with the Items of the Stars, this is something no one has faced before!"

"It's about time someone did." Herobrine replied.

"Guys, I'm not sure if you realize this, but we don't have time to argue! It's a miracle they haven't found us yet." Susan spoke up.

"It's because Tarak won't tell them where we are." Kristina smiled. "Despite how terrible they are, Tarak seemed the most...civilized, out of all of them."

"I can't believe I'm saying this, but what you say is true." Herobrine replied. "Now, are we getting out of here, or what?"

The ground shook, knocking them off their feet.

"I'm gonna go with 'or what.'" Kristina replied, getting up just in time to be knocked down again. The ground was starting to split. "Run!"

From the hole the earthquake created came multiple long, black, naked bodies, that looked to be nothing more than smoke.

"Akbar's calling his minions already?" Kristina asked.

Herobrine grumbled as he tried to punch one of them, and his fist went right through its head. "Not these freaks again!"

'Find them, feassssst on them...'

"Go, go, go!" Zeus shoved everyone forward, despite them going as fast as possible. Zeus stopped short and turned to Tyler. "They'll find us. We need to get to another universe."

"Oh. Right." Tyler frowned, and pulled out a pair of ordinary-looking glasses.

Skeleton gaped and pointed at it. "Is that...round?"

"Yeah, it is." Tyler replied. "It's from a different universe, which we're about to go to. Everyone hold hands, and hold on tight, unless you'd like to find yourself in some stray galaxy. And prepare to feel like your skin's being ripped off your bones."

At first, everyone hesitated, but then seeing a green smoke fill the air, and Akbar's minions surround them, they all held hands, Enderman holding so tight to Steve that his arm went numb.

Then Tyler's glasses began to glow. At first, there was nothing but the sound of Akbar's shadow creatures coming ever closer, but then they all gasped as it became hard to breathe, a blinding light sometimes becoming pitch black, and the only way to describe their pain was that Steve wondered how his skin was still attached to him, it felt like every part of him was being pulled. It remained like that for multiple minutes, and after what felt like eternity went by, they landed on something cold and hard, and they all collided.

Tyler took off the glasses and put it in his pocket. "Sorry, I'm not too good at landing."

"You'd better get better fast, because a miscalculated landing could mean ending up fifty feet in the air, or fifty feet under. And believe me, it is not fun to suffocate in a wall." Zeus said.

"Uh, right."

"Baby Mooshroom, you should be able to know where we are?" Zeus asked.

Baby Mooshroom closed her eyes for a moment. "In the universe of Trireox, on the planet...Bonis?"

"Boniz, actually, but close." Zeus replied, looking around at the barren, red, geyser-infested planet. "And why did you bring us here, Tyler?"

"Well, it's a small planet, and among a group of them it would be hard to find, and this was the only universe I knew how to travel to, without certain death."

"Well," Zeus wiped a sparkly black dust off his arm, "you came close, but at least we're alive. I think I'll be directing us next time."

"Good idea."

"Where are we going now? There's not anywhere we can hide from them." Kristina said.

"Well, our best shot is to get the other Items of the Stars. If we have what they want, and are over a hundred times more powerful, they might pause long enough for us to bargain something." Zeus replied. "Such as we give them most of the Items of the Stars, and they leave Minecraftia alone, as well as Pornifisticu. That's my universe, and Akbar won't leave it alone..."

"But what I don't get, is why we can't just give them the Items of the Stars." Steve said.

Zeus, Herobrine, Kristina, Tyler, and Baby Mooshroom all stared at him.

"First of all, they would misuse it entirely, it would probably be the end of multiple universes, and second, do you have any idea how much it would hurt to have an Item ripped from your body?" Zeus asked.

"Um, no."

"Well, if, by some miracle, it wouldn't kill you, you'd be wishing it would." Zeus replied. Tyler and Baby Mooshroom winced. "Now, Herobrine, can you figure out where the nearest Item is?"

"Uh..." Herobrine stared into space for a moment. "In the universe of Alienconfetus, on planet Gwroop."

"And what Item is it?"

"...the Redstone Feather of Randomness."

"Wow, Herobrine, you've been practicing." Zeus rolled his eyes. "Is that how you got your hands on the Emerald of Time?"

"Yeah...the traps you set up nearly killed me, by the way."

"Well, the point was to make sure it did kill you." Zeus sighed. "I suppose I'm just not that lucky. Alright, then, to Alienconfetus." Everyone gripped each other's hands again, and then Zeus held out the Emerald of Time, which began to glow and surrounded them, and then the light slowly came back to it. For a couple moments, nothing happened, but then, with a loud, sonic boom, the light came out, and the pain of a body flying through the air at impossible speeds returned.

When it left, they landed on the ground in a soft, easy landing. "Welcome," Zeus said, "to Gwroop."

Gwroop was said to be named for its smell, which was a mixture of coconut and rotten fish, the sound its monkey/horse animals made, which was quite literally 'grwoop,' and for its terrain, being a mixture of dark green and the bright green that Slimes have. Steve took a step forward and with a gooey sound his foot began to sink, until his right leg was knee-deep in it. After several pulls, he only succeeded in sinking deeper, until a grinning Ashley pulled him out.

"Alright, Herobrine, since you're apparently so good at finding Items, you lead." Zeus said.

Herobrine rolled his eyes, and poked at the goo on the ground. "Fine, but you guys are going to have to keep up."

"Is that I challenge I hear?" Kristina smiled.

"Possibly."

Susan grinned. "You guys racing? Can I join?"

"You? You're gonna back your back, if you do." Herobrine laughed. "You'd never keep up."

"Don't be so sure."

"Alright then, first one to the Item gets it, ready, set, go!" Ashley yelled.

Then, every mob ran forward, all chasing after Herobrine, Susan, and Kristina, who were all sprinting on the goop, their feet leaving it before they could sink. Multiple black and green vines stretched out towards them, blocking their path. Herobrine crouched just long enough to jump forty feet in to the air, and do a front flip over them, while Kristina simply dove into the goo, some of it stretched backwards, and then she emerged right next to Herobrine without a speck of goo on her. Susan, however, simply took out her weapon and sliced straight through the vines.

The vines were hardly a beginning, though. There were so many weird traps that it seemed like all of the randomness on Gwroop was attacking them. Oysters with mustaches, a cross between a grasshopper and a monkey, golden frogs with wedding rings on their arms, spiky stalks of poison ivy, hairy rag dolls, balloon cats, books the size of a house, mushroom-tasting eyeballs, (or so Magma Cube said when she accidently swallowed one) a blood-red peacock with tiny pink peacock minions, palm trees made into a weird axe, and more.

All of this, though, hardly fazed the immortals or half-immortal. It was what was waiting for them that made them all stop in their tracks.


'Naaz, I found them.' Akbar laughed.

'Glorious! Where are they?!' Naaz shrieked.

'Somewhere in Alienconfetus.'

'Where the Redstone Feather of Randomness is? They wouldn't dare touch it, would they?'

'I think that they would. The idiots must be trying to get all of the Items before us. I'm going to Gwroop to see if they're there...Are you coming?'

'I would, but if they are trying to get the Items, I should be able to get a few of the others while you hold them off. Them even attempting to take the other Items would be absolutely ridiculous, and pathetically useless-'

'Or maybe just very brave.' Tarak said, his purple eye dilated. 'And if you want to get there before them, you'd better get going, Akbar. They're almost there.'

'You just want to see how this plays out, without lifting a finger at all!' Naaz yelled.

'I must admit, I'm curious what shall happen, and I won't help if you're going to be harming the innocent. Leave me be.'

'Oh, confound you!' Naaz exclaimed, and then disappeared in a wisp of green.

'Tarak,' Akbar neared him, 'you've tasted the power of all the Items at once, before. Don't you want it again?'

'No, I don't. The Items are powerful, but all they do is make you want more. It's not as satisfying as you make it seem, brother.'

'But to control not just one, but every universe? Every galaxy, every star, every wisp of energy and light? What could be better than that?'

'It seems sad, that you, the inheritor of the Lens of Sight, cannot see, nor find, an answer to that question.' Tarak sighed. 'Just go, you cannot convince me to come.'

'Very well.' And with that, Akbar disappeared.


All of the mobs bumped into each other, as they collided with the ones that had stopped so suddenly in front of them. A long, black hand, with a red eye in the palm, was stretched out towards a redstone-colored feather, that stood under a brown, sparkly archway.

Herobrine was the only one to react quickly enough. He leaped towards it, and touched the red feather just before Akbar could. The moment his skin made contact, forty seven purple otters, with ladders on their back, charged at Akbar.

"Herobrine, we need to get out of here, now!" Zeus yelled, as fish with fangs began to jump at the other mobs.

Herobrine closed his eyes for a moment, and 75 bumble bees, the size of zebras, and the same colors, emerged from the goop and a couple lowered down low enough for the mobs to get on, while the others attacked a very enraged Akbar.

All of the mobs started flying on their bumble bees towards the sky, and then the Emerald of Time in Zeus's hand began to glow, and the pressure of universe-travelling began again.

"Next stop," Zeus managed to yell louder than the wind in their ears, "the Ingot of Power!"


And yet another chapter done. I was going to have it be longer, but you guys have already had two really long chapters, so here's one shorter one. Also, am I the only one who feels like I would totally fit in on planet Gwroop? (aka planet of all randomness.)