By da way, the new pic for the story isn't my skin, just found it online and put the words 'the dares' on it, and boom, it was perf. Anyway, I know, I know, it took me forever to post, but see, the reason why is...my friend who likes Skyrim finally convinced me to try it, and...
Uh, wow. That's all there is to say. I've been WAY too emotionally attached to Skyrim. Seriously. It's a problem. AHEM, anyway, you didn't come to hear about Skyrim, you came to hear about Minecraft. SOOO, let's get to it.
Ashley and Steve were looking at her computer, and Ashley was laughing uncontrollably. She looked up. "Oh, there you are, Tyler! I really hope that camera's not on."
"Oh, it's totally not." Tyler cleared his throat. "And what's so funny?"
"We're looking up two random people with an 'x' in between their names on google." Ashley grinned. "Seriously, sometimes it doesn't even matter if they're in the same world or not, sometimes people just put them together, you know? Like Harry and Voldemort! What the heck is up with that? Some people just...no. Sorry, but honestly. Some people even do worse than that."
Herobrine walked in. "Hey, I heard people laughing. Did Steve do something stupid again?"
"Oh, yes, Herobrine! Just the person I wanted to see." Ashley practically threw her laptop at him. "Here, you know how to type, right?"
"Um-"
"Great! Then here, I gotta show you guys something. Steve, you gotta look too. Okay, so Herobrine, type your name."
"Okay..."
"Great. Then do the space bar and 'x.' Okay, now type Steve's name...uh huh, now press enter."
"Why? What's gonna pop up?"
"Most likely images of you torturing him."
"Ooh!" Herobrine grinned, and pressed enter.
"Wait, wait, why do I have to-" Steve cut himself off. "What is-is that-who the...is that what I think it is?"
"Father of Feathers, Ashley, you weren't kidding, but I didn't think you meant that kind of torture..." Herobrine laughed. "You look pretty miserable in that one, eh, Steve? Actually, that would be interesting to try..."
"What?!" Steve jumped backwards, glancing around the room for both a weapon and an exit.
Herobrine chuckled. "I was kidding. Honestly, do you think I'm that insane?"
"You sure act like it!"
"Seriously though, that looks pretty damn painful. Oh, look at that one! Okay, that's too much blood from one guy, no way I could make you bleed that much without you dying first. Wow, I look creepy in that one." Herobrine grinned. "Oh, okay, didn't need to see that one...oh gosh, or that one...no thank you...what the hell? I'm a guy...oh, jeez, okay, goodbye to that one...Am I seriously...? I think I'm stabbing you in the stomach in this one, but I can't tell. You're bleeding pretty bad, though. Are those...claw marks? Steve, I wouldn't look at this if I were you."
"Say no more." Steve winced and turned away.
"What the heck is that even supposed to be?...oh! Okay, I think, uh, that's enough of that." Herobrine closed the laptop, his eyes wide, looking slightly green. "Ashley, could you tell me, who is responsible for all those...interesting, pictures?"
"Just the tens of thousands, probably millions, for all I know, of your fans that ship you two." Ashley grinned.
"And I thought I had hated those people before I saw that." Herobrine shuddered a bit. "Just a quick question, are you one of them?" He glared. "Because if you are-"
"What? Totally not. Me? Ship you two? Never, never, in all of eternity, I think that shipping is just messed up..." Ashley tried to keep her face straight. "Ahem, anyway, we have some torture to deal out, so we'd better go get the others and let them know that the moment has come!"
"Oh. Right. Yeah." Steve sighed. "Let's go."
Ashley awkwardly picked up a large stack of paper, took a deep breath, and turned around. She motioned towards the velvet red couches and chairs, which looked rather tempting to the not-very-well rested Herobrine.
"Alright, let's get started. This is 'how it's going to go down.' We'll start off with the OCs that I didn't do, and I'll make sure to add in the ones that you guys have entered. (The last interview chapter will, at the very last, be in two parts, in case you want to add in more OCs, dares, questions, whatever.) I will attempt to make them more central characters in this chapter, but I'm not a miracle worker, and I've got so many characters already, so, this ought to be interesting. Then, we'll start on the questions, and the, well, dares." She shuddered a little. "I am so glad I am not you guys. Ahem, but before we get into...all that, I have a gift for you guys, that will only add to the chaos." She opened a box beside her, and a white sparkle floated towards each of the mobs. "This is either a dare or question, and you can use it on anyone you like, at any time. It can be used to add to an already asked question, or added to an already done dare. And this is the one thing readers can't change; they can't have a dare that forces you to use it, or anything like that. Also, you guys can refuse to answer any question, but if you do, then one person, of my choice, gets to ask you a different question that you must answer. Same thing with dares. If you refuse to do a dare, then someone, of my choice, will get to give you a different dare that you must do. For example, if there's a dare for Herobrine to...I don't know, hurt Jessica, and he refused, then, if I gave the necessary dare to Steve, Herobrine would have to do anything Steve dared him to do."
"Anything?" Herobrine repeated.
"Yup. Well, just about anything. I only have a couple of limits. You can kind of use your question or dare to help you, though. If someone dares you do to something you really don't wanna do, if you still have it, you can use your dare, just say something like, 'I dare blah blah blah to stop daring me.' But once that dare or question is gone, it's gone. Oh, and, just warning you guys, the readers did not go easy on you guys, and nor will I. Mercy is completely, utterly erased from this chapter, as well as this story, but that's beside the point. Also, we're bringing back an old friend. Say hello to, Molten Zombie!"
Molten Zombie growled as he trudged with a lava trail oozing behind him. He got his own obsidian seat.
Ashley grinned. "So, let's get started!"
The mobs all groaned.
"Oh, come on, what kind of attitude is that? This is the first part of three (most likely, maybe four,) of the last chapter, celebrate in that in the very least."
"Let's just get this over with." Herobrine sighed.
"Alrighty then. First, the new OCs! Let's call them out before we put them in. We have Dracoe, Hailey, John, Sarah Heart. We also have multiple from HollyleafxScourge, but I'm going to ask her this; please pick one OC to put into the story, as it seems a lot like your Ocs are pretty similar to each other. Please subject ONE OC, and in the next part of the last chapter I shall put it in. Mkay, now. To introduce the OCs in much fuller detail. Put your hands together for the Ender-Born, Herobrine-hating, magical, powerful guy, Dracoe!"
The man who walked in had a brown mask partially covering up jet-black hair, well equipped with an iron dagger on his back, and a sword in a scabbard at his side, and rope that hid half of the unmistakable Creeper face on his green t-shirt. Beneath that he had black jeans and gray shoes.
"Alright, Dracoe, have a seat. Now, let's give our next OC a welcome. From Struts4123, we have a part-Enderman, Spider-hating, Herobrine-adoring, rain-despising girl named Hailey!"
Spider and Cave Spider exchanged a glance, and then their many eyes turned to the new OC, who had long, wavy brown hair decorated with dark purple streaks, dark blue eyes, a black t-shirt and short jeans with purple and black flip-flops, black and purple sunglasses, and had a silver belt around her with with a small diamond dagger inside.
"Alright, before we go onto the next OC, Hailey, I get that because you're part Enderman you hate the rain, but why hate spiders? Well, minecraft spiders, anyway, regular spiders I can totally understand."
"I hate them because I had found diamonds in a nearby cave when I suddenly turned around and a Spider killed me! I have sworn to get revenge on them one day!" Hailey glared at the two said mobs.
"Some people just hold grudges for wayyyy too long." Cave Spider shook his head.
"Seriously! Do you something once to one person, and suddenly you're the worst person in the universe."
"Tell me about it." Herobrine grumbled.
Steve glared at the vampire, while Hailey set her dark look at the spiders.
"Ahem, next OC! This one from...Winx club-Ninjago-Sailor Moon. I think I got that right, anyway. Hope so. So, say hello to the master of magic, the crafty, monsta-lovin', kind of person you do not want to meet in an alley, the assassin master, Sarah Heart!"
The woman that walked out had a red tank top underneath a black leather jacket, with a navy blue mini dress and pink knee-high boots that met her black shorts. As she walked, her long, blond pigtails bobbed, her sapphire blue eyes scanning the mobs. She had bright red lips, and a scar on her left eye, with a red star-shaped necklace decorating her neck.
"Alright, that is all of our OCs, except one that wasn't exactly listed as an OC but definitely is, and you will learn more about John later. Now, down to the questions and dares. A quick note from PrincessLyoka, who says, 'Herobrine, I want you to know that my younger brother would rather be enslaved by an evil computer virus named XANA than you. Although I'd rather be possessed by you, because the XANA can possess me and make we walk off a cliff without me realizing it.'"
"Well, doesn't that just sound like a friendly little computer virus?" Herobrine rolled his eyes. "And, just out of utter curiosity, no other intentions involved whatsoever, how can I get my hands on this XANA virus?"
"Nice try." Ashley said. "Now, we have one dare from typ3 wr1t3r. We get to go trainspotting with Blaze. Whoever lasts the longest wins, and gets an infinite supply of cookies that lasts for three hours."
Creeper glanced at Midnight, and Midnight, with a knowing glance, meowed at him.
"Alright, we're going to do this two ways. The boring way that'll leave you guys going 'seriously?' And the very, very dangerous way that will have most of you screaming. First, the boring way. We just write down serial numbers from the trains that pass by. If you get too bored, you give up. Just saying, the sooner you give up, the sooner someone wins and we can go on to the next one. And the winners from the two versions of the game will have one last test." Ashley said, as Zeus teleported them to a train station.
So, the mobs all watched the trains go by, and then wrote the serial numbers. To simplify it, in order to not bore you guys, let's just say that after so many hours the one who had wanted the prize so badly that patience was an option, was Creeper.
"Alright! Now, this one is a lot more tricky. The train is coming, and you'll definitely hear it, and you'll know when. The tracks, as you can see, have a measure of feet on them. The one who comes in closest contact with the train before jumping at the last second, wins. Also, if you get it, you're out, and you'll probably die and respawn somewhere near here, too."
To bring it down, basically, the one thing Creeper couldn't stand was the thought of being hit by a train. (That, and the horrendous things that Steve must do to cats and dogs to brainwash them so.) Creeoer had jumped just a moment before it would hit him, but Kristina had waited a half second longer than he did, so she won that one, while as Blaze and Molten Zombie got hit by the train. Then, to settle it, Kristina and Creeper played the Uno card game, but Kristina managed to beat him. And, after grabbing two handfuls of cookies, she tossed the remainder of it to Creeper, and then shared her two handfuls with Baby Mooshroom and Baby Sheep. Mama Mooshroom stared for a moment, with eyebrows raised, trying not to smile a little.
"Alright, now. A dare and question from ADiamondPanda. The dare, Kristina, you have to crash the server. Please don't screw around with it." Ashley said.
"Me? Pfft, screw around with a server? Do you not know me at all?" Kristina rolled her eyes. She did crash the server, and all the mobs saw the dark before it reappeared, except everyone was still in the velvet chairs, but in a castle, miles up with a lava mote below them. Images of sheep and mooshrooms decorated the walls. "Welcome," Kristina grinned, "to my castle, which will probably be the capital of the world, once I take control of the world."
"Yeah, yeah, sure." Herobrine rolled his eyes. "I haven't decided whether or not I even want this planet."
"Having second thoughts?"
"Well, if there are others out there like Ashley..." He shuddered. "Then again, if they're on my side, they'd make really heartless torturers, so I suppose this planet would be nice to keep." Herobrine shrugged.
"Just saying," Steve spoke up, "there is no one like Ashley."
"What's that supposed to mean?!" Ashley glared at him.
"Just what I said." Steve shrugged. "I just don't think anyone's that heartless."
"Excuse me! Jeez, okay, you know what, no, I'm not even gonna-" Ashley took a deep breath. "A question, most likely for Herobrine but it doesn't say. Are there baby Herobrines?"
"Um, no." Herobrine replied. "Actually, that would be really creepy. Rephrase, that would be really terrifying."
"And really cute." Jessica laughed.
"Oh. Um. Please tell me you're not thinking what I think you're-" Herobrine started, but cut himself off by the look in Jessica's eyes. "Ahem. Nevermind. I'll just, uh, yeah."
"Anywho, this is stuff from PotionMaster123. A question. Enderman, Zombie, (now Molten Zombie,) Creeper, Skeleton, and Snow Golem. Do you guys have mutant cousins?"
"Mutant...cousins." Snow Golem repeated.
Skeleton chuckled nervously, and elbowed Wither Skeleton. "Can you imagine that, bro? Mutant cousins, haha, how ridiculous."
"Yeah, yeah, ridiculous and hilarious." Wither Skeleton replied, putting on a huge fake grin.
Molten Zombie nodded. "Yes. Mutant cousins cool and creepy."
"Moltie! Shh!" Creeper elbowed him. Or, attempted to. "Ow, ow, hot!"
"Ahem." Enderman tried to keep his face straight, and did a better job than the rest of them. "Nope, no mutant cousins here."
"Alright, another question. 'Why can't they have the End Portal in survival?'" Ashley asked.
Enderman rolled his eyes. "It's there, but like you'll guys will find it very easily in survival. And then there's actually going there that you have to worry about. Heh, yeah, I wish you luck with that."
"Next question. Why can't there be any good, legit boats, not just the one block ones? What do you think, guys?" Ashley asked.
"I think that Notch was real lazy." Steve shrugged.
"Alright. Blaze, does your blaze rod act like a fire wand?"
"Um. Kinda." Blaze shrugged. "It's also just really cool."
"Alright, Steve, I think you should answer this one. What does it feel like to walk in lava after drinking a fire resistance potion?" Ashley asked.
Steve shrugged. "Kinda of like just walking in regular water, just wet, except a little above room temperature, depending on how strong your potion is."
"Okay, now. Who built the Sand Pyramid and Jungle Temples?"
"It was one of Ashley's attempts to kill me." Steve replied. "The Sand Pyramid, I mean."
"Okay, they were already there! I just...uh, adapted them into a dangerous booby trap that could explode you. Although I have no idea who built the Jungle Temples."
"Oh, that was me. I always thought that the jungles were cool." Creeper spoke up.
"Wait, so if the Sand Pyramid was 'already there,' who built it? Huh?" Steve raised his eyebrows at her.
"Most likely either Brother of Bedrock or Father of Fathers on one of their, uh, 'father and son' days." Ashley replied. "Again, I just adapted it." She took a deep breath. "Alright. Zeus. Do you have a roman form, known as Jupiter, or is he your twin brother?"
"Half brother." Zeus replied. "Bit of an ass at times, but I guess that's just an immortal thing." He sighed. "It's very weird and interesting being the only exception."
"Okay, guys, get ready, now it's time for the dares!" Ashley grinned. "Steve, Zeus, and Creeper, you three get to try PotionMaster123's potions. One of them is a potion that will let you do just about anything, besides end the interviews, or take away the dares or anything like that. One of them is, well, not good, but we'll get to that later. The other is a chibi potion." Ashley pointed to three identical potions on a coffee table. It floated towards Zeus, then Creeper, and Steve, as they all picked up one and drank out of it.
Instantly, Zeus shrunk and grew wider, until he was, quite literally, everyone's definition of both chubby and chibi. When he spoke, his voice was high-pitched. "Ashley! I know you planned this! This isn't funny! I am the Almighty Zeus!"
"Yes, yes, we all agree, Almighty Zeus. Now, stop talking, your voice is going to kill some poor dog's ears." Ashley grinned.
Creeper was rapidly changing colors. "What the hell?"
"Oh, Creeper got the bad potion! Which means, Steve, what do you want to do? I have to approve of it."
"Blocking Herobrine is out of the question, isn't it?"
"Yes."
"Then I want to get another one of these white ball thingies, except it allows me to refuse a dare without having to do another dare." Steve said.
Ashley sighed. "I guess that'll work. Now, Creeper, at the end of this chapter, I'll tell you exactly what'll happen to you, okay? Okay. Now. Because we're not going to have Thor and Zeus fight, because that would be Armageddon, we have to play lazer tag with him, instead."
"We're going to play lazer tag, with Thor? How, exactly, would he 'tag' people?" Steve stared. "Do I want to know?"
"Well, you're about to find out. Zeus, go find Thor, and let's get started!"
As the gang soon found out, Thor didn't know what lazer tag was, but he did know that lightning was pretty similar to lazers, right? Only the mobs felt the difference, and while most of them had static, black hair and high-pitched screams, Zeus and Thor enjoyed laughing at the looks on their faces as none of them were really able to avoid the immortals except Baby Sheep and Baby Mooshroom, because, when helping each other, they were just fast enough, except Baby Mooshroom did get electrocuted once, when she jumped in the way of Herobrine getting hit. (Cough cough, again.)
"Alrighty! Now, Thor, yeah, yeah, you just go...no, you can't take Baby Sheep with you! Put her down! I don't care if she's adorable! Put. Her. Down. Right. Now."
"I recommend you listen to her." Kristina called up, glaring at him.
"Yeah!" Baby Mooshroom put in.
Thor sighed. "Aw."
"Anyway. We have to play flappy bird and osu. We're not gonna play osu, because I haven't heard of it. Is it any good?" Ashley asked. "Ugh, my best on flappy bird is like, six."
Herobrine laughed. "I got twenty one!"
"How? How the hell? I got two!" Steve groaned.
"It's easy, except it's not. You gotta be really precise."
Every other mob was still letting out frustrated groans at the game.
"Oh, so maybe that's why I suck." Ashley murmured. "Anyway. Steve, here, take my laptop. You're going to play minecraft, and see if you can control yourself through it."
"Um. Okay?"
And when he tried to, Steve stood up with a dazed look on his face. "Shit. I don't think I can control it!"
"Oh, please, allow me!" Herobrine grinned, making a grab for the computer. Ashley got there first, however, and she shut off minecraft, and Steve fell back to his chair.
"Thanks." Steve muttered, glaring at Herobrine. The vampire had an uncontrollable grin on his face.
"Now, ladies and gentlemen, hold onto your chairs. We have stuff from Enderwan. Ghast, you have a dare to spill what your recipe for the marshmallow cookie recipe is."
Ghast glared. "Who gets my dare if I refuse?"
"Hmmm. Kristina." Ashley replied.
Ghast sighed. "I refuse the dare."
"Alright. Kristina, what has he gotta do?"
"Make some of those marshmallow cookies!" Kristina replied.
"Oh, gladly." Ghast grinned and disappeared, coming back with the said dessert.
"Okay, now, we'll eat this stuff like popcorn while Steve does the next dare, which is he has to fight Baby Sheep and Mooshroom." Ashley replied.
Steve jumped up, his diamond sword at the ready. And then he got a slap to the face. And then another. And another. Baby Mooshroom was playing with his cheeks, and then Baby Sheep knocked him over. Baby Sheep and Baby Mooshroom both started singing 'It's A Small World' in their high-pitched voices, while dancing, tap dancing, and doing ballet on Steve's stomach, making him sick. The adventurer could only remember one other time he was that miserable.
"Okay, okay. Ladies, ladies! That's enough. Now. Enderman, you get infinite bonemeal, so you can make a garden, which you can show everybody at the next part of the last chapter. Susan, you have a dare to fight Zeus."
"Oh, wahoo for me." Susan muttered, drawing her weapon.
"Hey, now, you sound too much like Steve." Zeus grinned.
"Now I know where he gets it from." Herobrine said.
And thus, the half-immortal and immortal started to battle. It was one of the battles where there were plenty of explosions were involved, and the hits and blows that were dealt would have killed any other mob that wasn't immortal or, at least, half-immortal. And though Susan kept Zeus fighting for a while, Zeus ended up victor.
"Everybody's gotta go on one of Blaze's rollercoasters, and Blaze gets to pick which one." Ashley said.
The gang should have known that by the name, 'A Bucket Full Of Sunshine And Rainbows,' that the ride at the very least, was going to be interesting. Half of them got sick, as they had just eaten Ghast's marshmallow treats. Everyone but Slime, Skeleton, and Ghast himself was able to keep it down, though.
"Ugh, note to self," Herobrine groaned, "never go on that ride, or any others of Blaze's, again!"
"Kristina, you have to give Tyler a mixture of a love and happy shot. I think we'll say that it lasts...fifteen minutes." Ashley said.
Kristina chuckled. "Well, won't that just be interesting?" Tyler tried to brace himself as he drank the potion. And that's when it started...
"Magma Cube, you get a potion that will make you three times your size until the end of this part of the chapter."
"Yes-y!" Magma Cube drank every last drop.
"Molten Zombie, you have to spawn a baby zombie, and then you have to tell him, in your best Darth Vader voice, you have to tell him that you're his father, and then cut off his hand." Ashley said.
Molten Zombie let out a long groan, and then spawned Baby Molten Zombie in. The miniature monster mob slowly turned around, and grinned up at Molten Zombie.
Molten Zombie said, in a dark voice, "Baby Molten Zombie, I am your father." Then, with an easy slice of his lava-powered hand, cut Baby Molten Zombie's hand off.
The tiny mob began to cry. "Noooo! nnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
"Okay, okay, sorry sorry, shh!" Molten Zombie panicked. "Look, little guy, look, look!" He cut off his own hand, and then used the magma to regrow it instantly. "You try."
Baby Molten Zombie tried, and somewhat succeeded. It was as close to a hand as he was going to get. Baby Molten Zombie laughed, and then wrapped his little body around Molten Zombie's leg. Molten Zombie was surprised that he didn't melt immediately, and then realized that they were both made of lava. He could hug him. Molten Zombie laughed and hugged him back.
"See? See?! That's how Star Wars should have ended." Ashley laughed. "Heh, no. Anywho, Herobrine, Steve, you two have gotten the ultimate dare."
The two exchanged glances, well, exchanged glares, and then turned back to Ashley.
"Let me guess." Steve rolled his eyes. "Something stupid, or embarrassing, or both?"
"Actually, surprisingly, no." Ashley waved her hand, and a coffee table, but with lightsabers on them, went to both Herobrine and Steve. "Pick your color!"
Herobrine grinned. "Red, obviously."
"Oh, I don't know. Green, blue, or purple? Um...green? No, no, purple...but, but blue..."
"Oh, for Creeper's sake, just pick one!" Ashley rolled her eyes.
"Fine, blue it is!"
"Okay. You two are free. Have fun. Don't melt anything. Injuries will be healed afterwards. The dare doesn't say anything about it being to the death, so just until one of you is in the position of possible death." Ashley said. "I repeat, have fun."
Herobrine swung his lightsaber around. "Dude, you have no idea how long I've wanted to do this!"
"Since you first saw the movies?"
"Yeah."
"Ooh, can we have the powers of the force?" Steve turned around.
"And the lightning that comes from your hands! Brother of Bedrock, I have to have that!"
"Nuh-uh, not fair!" Steve shook his head.
"No, guys, it's just a lightsaber battle, at the moment." Ashley replied. "So, have at it, in three, two, one!"
"Dude, how'd you get this good?!" Steve yelled as their lightsabers clashed, Herobrine slashing attacks at him to the point where the light sound in his hand was a red blur.
"Practice."
"You've never held a lightsaber before!"
"You don't know that. Besides, what's the difference between that and a sword?" Herobrine called back, and then his red blur made contact with Steve's leg, at the same moment that Steve's dug deep into Herobrine's arm. They both fell backwards, and came back for another strike at the same time, and then Steve ducked under Herobrine's attack instead of blocking it, giving Steve some free time to aim his lightsaber at Herobrine's neck.
"Alright, that's that." Ashley snapped her fingers, and the lightsabers disappeared. (A certain white-eyed friend of ours was a bit sad at this.) "Uh, Herobrine, you have a nice lovely note from Enderwan. 'Tell Herobrine that I wanna kick his ass so hard he'll actually feel the sucker!'"
"Are you kidding? That's the best you got?" Herobrine rolled his eyes. "I would reply, but I think Steve would remember...er, certain things."
Steve winced. "Uh, no comment."
"Ahem. Yeah." Herobrine muttered.
"Now, for stuff from Herobrineiscute-"
"Well, shit." Herobrine muttered.
"It's not that bad, this time! Really. Zeus, you and Justin Bieber were going to have to sing 'I'm Sexy And I Know It,' but, heh, not bringing Justin into this. Zeus, you gotta sing solo."
"Oh wahoo. At least no one would've heard me over his high-pitched girl voice." Zeus rolled his eyes.
"Hey, now, no insulting people. Now, go on, sing already." Ashley said.
So, in a fast, low voice, Zeus sang the song, and he stared at anyone who laughed or chuckled in the slightest. Each of them heard the phrase in their head, 'If looks could kill...' and, as they weren't sure what to expect with Zeus and whether or not he actually could kill someone just by looking at them, they tried, ahem, tried, to remain silent.
When the song ended, Ashley read the next review. "Alright, from SnappCraft, let's see..." She read it. And then again. And again. And then she glanced between Zeus, Herobrine, and Kristina. "Soooo, Zeus, do you, by any chance, have something you'd like to tell your kids? That may or may not be world-shattering, how-could-you-not-tell-them-earlier-you-horrible-father kinda news?"
Zeus frowned. "What do you...oh. Oh. Right. Well, see, that's an interesting story..."
"Daddy? What's up?" Kristina asked. Herobrine just stared.
"Remember when, uh, I told you guys I would try not to lie to you guys? And I also told you guys that you were my only kids? See, the funny thing is..."
Herobrine blinked. "Mother of Minecraft, you're kidding, right?"
"Uh, no. There's this other kid, named John, and he's pretty much the opposite of Herobrine. Helps people, related to angels, but you can't really tell. Looks normal. Well, as normal as the people around here get. And he's got all the same powers that you do, Herobrine. Wants you dead, too."
"I'm liking this guy more and more by the second." Steve grinned.
Herobrine glared at Steve, and then glanced at Ashley. "Please? Can I? Just once? I'll hardly bruise him, please?"
Ashley pursed her lips. "Fine, he does deserve it."
"Yes!" Herobrine jumped up, and then knocked Steve out cold. Herobrine grinned. "Okay, that felt good. Now, um, father, can we have a bit of an explanation?!"
"Like what?"
"Who the hell is he? Not that it's anything new coming from people I don't even know, but why does he want me dead? Why haven't I ever heard of him?"
"He's John. Just...uh, just John. He protects people, I guess. Really proud, though. I guess he's had some reasons to, but still. He wants you dead because I kept you, but not him. This was all before Kristina was born, so, he doesn't even know about her, otherwise, he'd hate her, too. And you haven't heard of him because I haven't been able to bring myself to mention it."
"Why didn't you keep him?" Kristina asked.
Zeus sighed. "I...uh...well. Let's just say that John isn't actually your brother, but your half-brother."
Kristina blinked. "You had a lover before mom?"
"Yeah. Kinda. Let's call it that. Did I ever tell you guys about 'Heaven'? It's actually this bar, where there are drinks that are stronger than ten happy shots put into one. My uh, other 'lover' and I met there. We were really, really, really, really, really, really really-"
"We get it!" Kristina broke in.
"-really crazy. And, the next thing we knew, John showed up. She was gone before you could say 'holy crap.' I didn't know the first thing about being a father, and I figured an orphanage would do better than I ever could do. Heh, apparently, I was wrong. Anyway, and then I met your guys's mother. It was so different from all that. And...when she died, the only thing I had left of her was both of you. Well, from what I knew at the time it was just Herobrine, Kristina was a lot more complicated story. Anyway, so though I had no idea what I was doing, I tried to raise you guys. And let me just add, biggest regret and joy I have."
"Wow." Kristina breathed. "Do...do we get to meet him?"
"Heh, actually, yes." Ashley spoke up. "John challenged Herobrine."
Herobrine blinked. "Oh, wahoo. Liking this guy already."
"Tell you what, I'll save that for the end. You know, suspense. Anyway. Baby Mooshroom and Baby Sheep, TheCrazyBurnedToast says you guys are epic, adorable, and badass all at the same time. Also, the same person wants to throw cookies at us. Oh well, cookies are cookies. Now. Stuff from LadyCanadian. Has anyone ever read Mortal Instruments or The Fault In Our Stars?"
"The Fault In Our Stars was so awesome and miserable and stunning all at the same time! And it was- I can't-I don't know how-there is no- I can't describe it." Ghast sighed.
"Okay, well, don't try, because I haven't read it yet. I just got the book today, and I'm gonna start it. Anybody read Mortal Instruments?"
"I did." Blaze grinned. "It's really good, have you read it?"
"Nope."
"You should! It's epic."
"Alright. Now, there's a dare for someone to get teleported to 1863 for the rest of the interview, but that's a long time, and we need our people, so it's just gonna be for an hour." Ashley said.
"And who is this 'someone'?" Herobrine asked.
"That's what we gotta figure out. I think we'll let Baby Sheep pick." Ashley said.
Baby Sheep glanced towards Kristina, but the demon told her to pick by herself, so Baby Sheep grinned and thus sent Enderman back into the past for an hour.
"Alright, now, the rest of us get to be turned into humans and sent to the human world for an hour, and we'll meet back here at that time. Kay? Kay."
Enderman got up and looked around. The hour was up, and no one was back yet. Reluctantly, he sat in the velvet chair that immediately chained him in. Then the mobs started to appear, in their normal forms.
"What..." Ghast wiped off his tentacles or arms or whatever it is he had, "in the name of the Nether, was that?"
"I believe," Herobrine tried to wipe the lipstick off of him, "that that was the ultimate definition of indiscreet, unadulterated torture."
Steve was shuddering a bit. "As much as I hate to agree with him on anything, that was but one of the ultimate definitions."
"Well, that's unfortunate for you guys. But I had a blast." Enderman grinned. "Really. Scaring people is more fun than you let on, Herobrine. Seriously, can I go back?"
"Uh, no. Now. A note from WandererRonan, 'Hey Steve, Tyler, and Zeus, I am a bit glad that you enjoyed the gifts. Sadly, I can't join the story, but just so you know there are 15 cannons in each side of the ship, and also 4 forward chain cannons. Hope this helps elaborate on how it looks!'"
"Oh, the ship! Yes, I'm so much better at driving it than Tyler is." Steve grinned.
"Nuh-uh! You nearly killed us that one time."
"Okay, that was Zeus's fault! There was no way in the Nether that a lightning bolt just 'happened' to hit our engine exactly where everything was controlled!" Steve glared at the said immortal.
"I have no idea what you're talking about. Besides, you're alive, aren't you?" Zeus shrugged.
"Heh, for now." Tyler murmured. "Remember, this has just started."
Steve whimpered. "Don't remind me."
"Alright, a Guest says, 'I'd like to see Herobrine teleport.'" Ashley said.
"Yeah, and I'd like for somebody to shut Steve up. Unfortunately, it doesn't seem like either of those are ever going to happen." Herobrine replied.
"Oh, just do it, Herobrine."
"Fine, but technically, I lied when I said I could teleport. I can, but not in the same way that Enderman can. He just disappears and reappears completely. I appear to do the same, but in reality I'm just faster than the uh, -mortal- eye can see." Herobrine said, and afterwards started to appear to teleport around, one second being there and gone the next, and at one point he was right behind Jessica, who turned around and laughed as he disappeared again.
"Alright, Herobrine, you're not outta the spotlight quite yet. What's your favorite song?"
"Ooh, that's hard. Don't know. One that sticks in my head, though, is 'Who We Are' by Imagine Dragons, so." Herobrine replied.
"Alrighty. Now..." Ashley flipped a page, and grinned. "Stuff from Shade. 'Everyone has to eat sixteen trees except Herobrine because he's awesome.'"
Herobrine was trying, repeat, trying, not to laugh. "I wish you all luck, this Shade person isn't going easy on you guys."
"Oh, you don't know the half of it yet." Ashley grinned.
Everyone tried to that number of trees. Some of them succeeded. Kind of. Some of them didn't even kind of succeed. Some of them didn't really try.
"Alright, Enderdragon, you get to have a family reunion. You have three hours to hang out with every EnderDragon there is in The End. Alright? Alright. Go have fun." Ashley said as he whizzed away, laughing. "Kay. Now. Kristina, Tyler, Jessica, and Herobrine all have to go on a double date."
The four exchanged glances. And then, at the same time, Kristina and Jessica burst out laughing, mostly because Tyler had coughed, 'ahem, ahem, awkward silence,' while Tyler and Herobrine just looked relieved to have a break. They wasted no time getting out of sight.
"Now, while they're gone. Everyone has to sing Fallen Kingdom, then every mob has to tell everyone they're real names, and then Ghast will get a regenerating marshmallow, which I will explain then."
After rocking out in loud to Fallen Kingdom, the mobs began to tell their real names, but all at once, so you couldn't tell who was talking.
"I'm Fire Stomach."
"I'm Tear Squid."
"I'm Groaner."
"Right mow I'm Baby Mooshroom, but my mommy finks when my name will be Strawberry."
"Really? Kristina says I'll be Fluffy."
"Ball-y."
"Ball-y two."
"You-y not!"
"Fine! I'm-y Ketchup Ball. Happyy?"
"Yes-y."
"Meanyy."
And so on. Then Ghast got his regenerating marshmallow, which he named Angel, that would reappear beside him a while after he ate it.
Then, in a rather dazed state, the two boys from the double date came back, Kristina and Jessica laughing behind them.
"Kristina, just the person I wanted to see. You have to help Herobrine make a cake, made especially for the other mobs. Kristina, you get to add whatever you want to it, while Herobrine tells you what's already in it. The mix is in the bowl over there." Ashley pointed over to it.
Herobrine glanced at the unfinished recipe. "3 Wyvern hearts, 4 bottles of snake venom, 24 instant damage potions, 1 crushed Ender Pearl, 3 gallons of Shadows, 1 teaspoon of sugar and three other things that Kristina gets to choose."
"Hmmm..." Kristina smelled it for a moment. "It needs...6 bones, 24 bottles of water, and 7 raw porkchop."
"Alright. The dare is that everyone besides Kristina, Herobrine, and Zeus have to have it, while the remaining three get chocolate cake." Ashley said.
So, the mobs all had the disgusted cake, and, Wither Skeleton, who was the best brewer out of the mobs, (Skeleton was the enchanter, Wither was the best brewer, hey, it fits, right?) knew that what Kristina had added in had actually neutralized both the instant damage potions and the snake venom, otherwise they all most likely would have died. Still, the taste wasn't all that great.
But Jessica didn't see what everyone was complaining about. "This is really good! Actually, it doesn't taste like any of that stuff, it just tastes like..." She stopped. "Chocolate..." She glanced at Herobrine, who had a mouthful of food he seemed unable to swallow, his face a sickly color of green. "Briney! You didn't."
"Do what?" Herobrine spat out his food to reply.
"You swapped our slices."
"No. You got the disgusting kind, and I got.." Herobrine glanced at his, and then sort of tried to eat it, "the super delicious, yummy chocolate cake..." He gagged when it was halfway down. "God, okay, no." Herobrine threw his plate as far as he could, and then noticed everyone was looking at him. "What? I, uh, don't like chocolate."
"Yeah, biggest lie I ever heard." Ashley rolled her eyes. "Now. Stuff from ender-dragon. Enderman, you have to teleport in and out of water."
"Oh, joy." Enderman groaned. "Who gets my dare if I refuse?"
"I do." Ashley grinned.
That changed the purple-eyed mob's mind very quickly. "Fine, fine!" He disappeared, and reappeared soaking wet and wincing.
"Alright, we have a dare that includes Zeus, Herobrine, and Steve. Zeus, you have to drink a potion that will make you able to be weakened. Then, Herobrine and Steve are supposed to attack you until you're still able to stand up, but with a bit of difficulty."
Zeus sighed and drank the potion. And then Herobrine and Steve, both a bit hesitant, started to attack him. Steve was hesitant because he had already experienced a half-immortal's wrath, and wasn't too fond of finding that of a full immortal's. And Herobrine was hesitant because it was his father he was attacking, and he knew all too well exactly what Zeus would do in vengeance.
And then Zeus started laughing hysterically and uncontrollably.
"S-Stop, stop! Ha ha ha!" He chuckled. "I-I can't-can't-stop! Stop, stop it, it-it- tickles, Mother of- stop, stop, it tickles!"
"'Mother of Stop, Stop, It Tickles.' Never heard that one before." Ashley shrugged. "Now, I recommend you guys stop, Herobrine and Steve, before Zeus dies from lack of oxygen. And Tyler, you have a dare to kiss anybody you love."
Tyler blinked. "Does it say for how long?"
"Nope."
"Sweet!" Tyler raced towards Kristina with a speed that made the soul-sucker laugh until their kiss cut her off.
"Cough, cough, enough, guys. AHEM." Ashley called to them. "Jeez, this is why you guys need a time limit. Right, now," Ashley glanced at her paper, "there's a dare to have everyone say who they love, but, as it's either obvious or already been said, we'll go on. Now, from stuff from AxleMC131. Hope you guys are ready for another round of trivia. But, first, a note, 'I'll point out: you said in a previous chapter that the Enderdragon is the only mob harmed by snowballs. Well believe it or not, Blazes are too! Little tip.'" Ashley blinked. "Well, that's good to know. Blaze, why didn't you say anything?"
"Uh," Blaze was glancing nervously at Snow Golem, who was grinning wickedly, "I found it wiser not to."
"I see. AxleMC131 has a 'few' more questions to ask you guys. Well, a lot more. Kristina, Zeus, Herobrine, how old are you guys?"
Zeus stared into space for a while and didn't reply, brows furrowed.
"Two thousand six hundred and eighty two." Kristina replied.
"I'm two thousand six hundred eighty four." Herobrine said.
Zeus bit his lip. "Uh...excellent question. Er."
"Come on, dad, do some math." Herobrine rolled his eyes.
Zeus paused. "Six thousand seven or six hundred something. I think. That sounds about right, so, yeah."
Ashley blinked. "Do you even remember when your birthday was?"
"I forgot after about three thousand years, so I just picked a day of the year that I liked and called it good." Zeus shrugged.
"'Zombie, have you ever heard of MineZ, and if so, what do you think of the zombies in it?'"
"MineZ?" Molten Zombie frowned and shook his head.
Ashley sighed. "My gosh, I only showed it to you three times! The game on youtube that I was watching, remember? With the zombies? And the people? It was a PVP thing?"
"Oh! Zombies cool." Molten Zombie replied. "Zombies always cool."
"Steve, 'I feel you've been knocked around too much so you can have a padded diamond helmet to help out a bit.'"
"Well," Steve said as he put it on, glancing at Herobrine, "Father of Feathers knows I'm going to need this."
"Hey, I haven't touched you, yet, so don't give me that look." Herobrine hissed.
"Baby Sheep and Baby Mooshroom, 'Are you guys related in a similar way to Steve and Herobrine? As in, are you thought of as "siblings", or not?'"
"We're not related." Baby Sheep frowned.
"But we can still be sisters!" Baby Mooshroom tried to cheer her up.
Baby Sheep grinned. "Yeah!"
"Skeleton, how do you get your enchanted bows? Do you find them or do you enchant them yourself?"
"I enchant them." Skeleton replied. "And I'm not too bad at it, too."
Ashley turned to Creeper. "Is Charged Creeper is your relative, or do you just get struck by lightning? And if the latter, how do you survive?"
"I get hit by lightning, and I have no idea. It kinda tingles. Makes you feel powerful and alive, too." Creeper replied.
"M'kay then. Kristina and Tyler, a note, 'sorry to say it, but you two remind me of my last relationship. You two are cute together.'"
Tyler blinked. "Uh, thanks?"
Kristina grinned. "See? I told you, you're cute."
"She said we're cute together. I'm not cute, that just sounds...I don't know, I just don't think that terms fits."
"Well, oh well. It suits you. You're cute. No arguing. Got it?"
Tyler sighed. "Fine, I got it."
"Great."
"Okay, everybody has to say what their favorite potion or enchantment is." Ashley said.
"Ooh, that's hard." Blaze bit her lip. "Probably the Resist Fire potion."
"Power III." Skeleton replied.
"What he said." His brother called.
"Instant Health Damage splash potion thing." Both of the spiders said.
"I have no idea." Most of the mobs said.
"Erm...I guess whatever it is Ashley gave me earlier?" Enderman shrugged. "That was kinda cool."
"It was called Ender Unlock Potion. And really, you only used half of its effects. I believe it would have also granted you the ability to fly, but that hasn't been tested yet, and isn't completely safe, so...yeah." Ashley said.
"Um...invisibility potion. One that lasts a while." Steve said.
"I haven't dealt with something as common as potions and enchantments in...jeez, a long time..." Zeus stared into the distance.
"Potion of Pangs." Herobrine said.
"What's that do, Herobrine?" Ashley asked.
"Well, it's a potion that gives you the experience of what it feels like to bleed from the inside out, mostly out of your eyes, but never your ears, so you can hear yourself hum something that might be a horrible, gargled remix of Mary Had A Little Lamb, but have trouble humming because you're too busy choking on your own entrails. But to everyone else, you're just on the ground, writhing and humming and crying. It lasts two hours, I think."
Steve gaped. "Really?"
"No, I was joking. It actually makes you do the stupidest, most retarded dancing moves, including the chicken dance, and heh, it's actually mostly just the chicken dance, for two days. I think there are actually some hookie pookie dance moves in there, too. I'm not sure."
Steve rolled his eyes. "Okay, someone who will say something believable, what does it really do?"
"Technically, both." Zeus replied. "There's a fifty fifty percent chance that it will do either. But the ingredients are practically extinct, now, they were so ancient and rare. Took him four centuries to get his hands on it, but Herobrine's got the last bottle."
Herobrine grinned. "Yup."
"Oh, wahoo." Steve sighed.
"Enderman," Ashley started, "'Because teleporting uses mental power, does it tire you out after a while? If so, how much can you teleport before you get too fatigued?'"
"Yeah, it can tire me out, but that takes a while. It also depends on the distance I'm trying to go, and if I'm trying to teleport anyone or anything with me. But I can teleport for multiple days before I get too tired. And that's why you always, always, teleport with, or at least somewhere close to, another enderman. Buddy system, am I right? But that's an older rule, and while some of us still abide to it, most don't."
"Spider, 'climbing up walls. Are your feet sticky or clawed? Is there anything you can't climb up?" Ashley asked.
"Well, both, for one thing, and for another...not that I can think of..." Spider shrugged.
"Hey, what about wall of gates I made at our last party?!" Cave Spider nudged him.
"Well, I...er." Spider stammered. "Maybe I just didn't want to climb up three hundred blocks."
"I worked hard on it." Cave Spider hissed.
"Yeah, yeah, I know. Sorry, but seriously, you can't try having me climb things all day and still want to climb up that high!"
"Good point."
"Ooh, alright. Ghast, Herobrine, you two have a dare to challenge each other to a Marshmallow-Tree-Eating Contest."
"Well. Marshmallow Trees have gotta be better than regular trees, right?" Herobrine guessed.
"Oh, believe me, they are." Ghast replied.
After Zeus snapped his fingers and a forest of the said desert-like trees appeared, and Ashley set a ten minute timer, Ghast and Herobrine dug in. While Ghast was practically built for eating marshmallows quickly, Herobrine had gotten used to ripping up trees by the roots and shoving them in his mouth, and the marshmallow ones were especially light. So, after ten minutes, it had almost been a tie, except Ghast had eaten three more than Herobrine did, because the said vampire eventually got full, while Ghast seemed able to eat much more and for much longer.
"Alrighty, guys, now for our trivia! Again, team one is Creeper, Herobrine, Zeus, Magma, Ghast, Skeleton, and Baby Sheep. Team two is Steve, Kristina, Slime, Blaze, Pigman, Wither Skeleton, and Enderman. Everyone, to your buzzers. The first question is, Iron Golems and Snow Golems are known as 'Utility' mobs. What does utility mean in this context? By the way, the said golems are not allowed to answer."
There was silence for a moment, before Zeus hit his buzzer. "They can be created by any player."
"Correct. Point one for team one. Second question, obsidian and bedrock are both what?"
"Uh...hard to break?" Steve guessed.
"Incorrect."
Herobrine hit his buzzer. "Immune to explosions." He rolled his eyes. "'Hard to break,' says the miner. Jeez."
"Well, excuuuuuuuuse me, ya jerk."
"AHEM, another point for team one. Next question. In the Options Menu, what does FOV stand for?"
Slime hit his buzzer. "Forced Octopus Version?"
"Incorrect."
Steve hit his buzzer. "Field Of Vision."
"Correct. Point for team two. Next question. Which block has the highest resolution?"
Kristina guessed, "Tripwire?"
"Yup. Point for team two. What version of Minecraft introduced witches?"
Enderman said, "1.2."
"Correct. Point for team two. In potion making, what kind of potion can be brewed using Ghast tears? (AxleMC131 says sorry, Ghast.)"
"Potion of Regeneration." Wither Skeleton replied.
"Correct. And, by the way, that sounds symbolic somehow, how the tears of a miserable huge marshmallow version of a squid can be made into a potion that can regenerate life." Ashley said. "Anyway. Point for team two. Next question, how many end portal frame blocks make up a full end portal frame?"
Enderman replied, "Twelve."
"Correct. Yet another point for team two. Alright, the next and final question, and team one's only salvation to beating team two, the bonus round. Name as many blocks with a GUI (Graphic User Interface) as you can."
Everyone blinked blankly, before Baby Sheep hit her buzzer.
"Crafting table, furnace, enchantment table, anvil, chest, does a large chest count as separate? Uh, and a beacon. I can't think of any more."
"Well, that's alright, because you got enough points for team one to pass team two. What you didn't get was command block, hopper, dropper, dispenser, and trapped chest." Ashley said.
"Epic." Baby Sheep grinned.
"High hoof, sister!" Baby Mooshroom laughed.
"Alright. Now, we have one single, and by the looks of it, dangerous dare from imastevehater-"
Steve suddenly didn't seem to find his chair too comfortable. And though he fought against it, he couldn't get the chains around him off. After giving up, he gasped breathlessly and begged, "Please tell me that me and Herobrine aren't in it."
Both Steve and Herobrine glanced hopefully at Ashley.
Ashley grinned. "No, this one is Steve, Kristina, and Tyler. The ones with Herobrine and Steve are so far into the reviews they'll probably be in the future parts. Save the best for last, right? Believe me, you guys will just love those dares. Now. Steve and Kristina have to go in a bedrock room and have a potion that will make them 'fall in love,' but because potions is simply a liquid, and it can't create emotion, the closest thing that it can do is have it be a full-on, never satisfied, extreme obsession. A potion that I swear every one of my friends and best friends and I all seem to have already inside our brains somehow with many other things. But, ahem, anyway, Tyler, you get to be a spectator, and basically, you get to watch them, unable to do anything, until you break, at which point so will the, uh, 'love' potion."
"Well, then. That won't take too long." Tyler grumbled.
Neither Kristina, Steve, or Tyler looked too excited about the dare, but that changed after Kristina and Steve took the love potion. Tyler watched them in the bedrock room, and it took about thirty seconds before all three of them came back, Steve trying to wipe lipstick off his cheek, and Kristina patting Tyler on the back.
"Hey, Steve." Tyler called.
Steve took his tone as a warning. "...Yeah?" He turned around.
"Ya missed a spot. Right...there!" Tyler punched him in the nose.
Steve fell over. "Ow, jeez, what was that for? Oh. Never mind."
Tyler gave him a hand up. "Sorry, sorry, I couldn't help it. It's just I can still see..." He closed his eyes and shuddered. "Yeah, uh, sorry."
"Okay guys, enough of all that." Ashley called. "Come and have a seat, we got some more questions and dares to do. Steve, you have been given a potion from Potionmaster that will grant you powers equal to Herobrine's, and it will bind to you forever. It's been tested and doesn't have any negative effects. Here's a list of powers that you can choose from, but you can only pick one."
Steve stared at the list, wide-eyed. "Um...oh, gosh. That's hard. I like that one, but I like that one more...but I might need that one in the future..." He bit his lip. "Okay, I want...the one with the powers of invisibility, heat ray vision, and iron fists."
"Alright." Ashley said. "Zeus, if you will do the honors."
Zeus grinned and snapped his fingers and a potion appeared next to Steve. "This'll be interesting."
Steve drank the potion, and then, slowly, his eyes changed color. "Whoa...why is everything red?"
"Your heat ray vision." Kristina replied. "Blink a couple times."
After doing so, Steve's eyes changed color. After a bit of practice, he was able to change his eye color at will. Kind of. And then the adventurer took to punching some trees, which shattered like glass in a pile of roots and bark.
"Wow! This is awesome. How do you not do this all the time, Herobrine?" Steve asked.
Herobrine rolled his eyes. "I already do, with the whole tree-eating dares thing."
"That's true." Steve shrugged, and punched another tree.
"Guys, guys, have some respect for nature, jeezzz." Ashley shook her head. "You do not want a visit from Sister of Saplings, believe me, she doesn't take kindly to people cutting down trees. Or, punching down. Whatever. Anyway." Ashley cleared her throat as Steve experimented with his invisibility powers, blinking in and out of view. "AHEM, Dracoe, GreatGamerGuy's OC, has but one question for Enderman. 'Do you like me?'"
"Well, I don't really know you, but I try to instantly like everyone I meet, but believe me when I say, especially when you're in this, ah, kind of company, it's not easy. But yeah." Enderman replied.
"Alright, Steve, you have to sing Far Away or Radioactive. If you refuse both, you get punched in the face by Herobrine and Zeus." Ashley said.
Steve winced. "Okay, okay, I'll sing, I'll sing." Steve chose Radioactive, and it proved to be the wrong choice, as his powers started to act up. At, 'I'm breathing in the chemicals,' he clapped his hands together like the drum that would be there if the song was actually on, and Steve found that his hands somehow mimicked the sound, for his fists had turned silver, and when collided, rebounded and ended up also slapping Slime and Molten Zombie. Steve kept on singing while he tried to get the lava off his fist, saying 'ow,' instead of 'oh.' At 'make my systems blow,' his heat ray vision flashed between on and off, shooting at his, uh, audience. Skeleton discovered that, flesh or not, getting shot by a lazer between the legs hurt a ton. At 'fit right in,' Steve disappeared completely, and then it was as if the wind was singing. Everyone could agree that the wind had a horrible voice, and relief came to them when it stopped ringing in their ears, and Steve reappeared in his seat.
"Wow, okay, thanks, Steve. Now. Ghast, GreatGamerGuy wants to know, why are you always so sad? Is there anything they can do to help?"
Ghast looked like he might possibly start to almost smile. "Yeah. I think the fact that you just want to help makes it better. And, well, I'm just sad because I don't have a ton to be happy about. Well, except smores. I need to find out whoever invented those and give him one."
"Alright, guys, we have to sing 'Don't Be A Jerk, It's Christmas,' with a christmas-y background behind us and if we sing it, I have brownies."
"'Don't Be A Jerk'? Where have I heard that? I know it, it's on the tip of my tongue..." Steve frowned. "Oooh! Right. That song."
So, five minutes later, the mobs all stood with a snow-white background behind them, Christmas decorations all around them. (And Enderman was holding a menorah, as he found it only fair that way.) Ashley had attempted to get everyone to wear a Santa hat, but there were some complications with Slime, Magma Cube, Ghast, Zeus, and Herobrine. The first four had the problem of being too big, so Zeus just shrunk himself and made the hats bigger for the others. The last of which, well, the vamp simply refused.
"Hey, Herobrine," Steve called, "don't be a jerk!"
And, thinking it was the cue, all of the mobs began to sing, 'It's Christmas!' Some had the lyrics right, others were just copying everyone else.
'Bring joy to the world; it's the thing to do
But the world does not revolve around you ((around this time Herobrine gave his Santa hat to Baby Mooshroom from behind his back,))
Don't be a jerk
It's Christmas
There's a sign above the line that says "Express"
That means ten items or less
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
It's Christmas
Be nice to babies and animals, old folks too
Cuz that's how you'd like them to treat you
Use turn signals, don't screen my calls
Don't you wreck the house when you deck the halls
Spit your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe
Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube.
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
It's Christmas
It's Christmas!
When others are talking never interrupt
Don't put people down or leave the toilet seat up
It's the time for family and holly and turkey
'Tis the season to be jolly not jerky (jolly not jerky)
Don't dig in the cereal box for goodness sakes
Take the prize and leave me nothing but flakes
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
It's Christmas
Santa brought nearly every gift on your list
Why whine about the one that he missed?
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
It's Christmas
It's Christmas!
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
It's Christmas
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
It's Christmas!'
It was kind of like that, except for at the very last 'Christmas,' Wither Skeleton and Skeleton sang it louder and longer, and very much so, to the point where it was more like 'Cccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssttttttttttttttmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssss!' Afterwards, all they did was huff out of breath.
"Alright, if you want a brownie, have at it! Also, they're mint flavored. Sorry, couldn't help it. That is all our dares and questions and reviews and OCs for this time! Now, we have to see exactly what will happen to Creeper, and then John gets to make an appearance, and then we are done for this part of the last chapter." Ashley said.
Creeper, meanwhile, was shrinking, and rapidly changing colors, until he was the size of a cat, and still the bright green he always was. And not only was the the same size of a cat, also the same shape. Put simply, Creeper was now a cat. He meowed and jumped at Midnight, and they tossed and turned around in circles, chasing each other.
"Well, then, that's all fine and dandy. Now. All that's left is-" Ashley stopped. "Herobrine, I highly recommend that you turn around."
Not because of her words, but because of her tone, Herobrine whirled around as far as the chair he was in would let him. And then he saw the all too familiar gleam of a knife. Herobrine ducked under it as it cut a part of his hair. Zeus snapped his fingers, and the chain around Herobrine's waist disappeared. The said vampire jumped up, and had his knife in hand before anyone else could blink.
And Herobrine's attacker couldn't have been more different from Herobrine. If you looked at Herobrine, you could truthfully say that he looked simple, all except his eyes. And the man standing behind Herobrine's chair looked anything but simple, except his eyes, which were a bright, brilliant blue, glaring into Herobrine's white ones.
"Uh, Herobrine, meet John. John, Herobrine." Zeus said.
"Herobrine? Is that what they're calling you?" John sneered, revealing a mouth full of sparkling pearly whites.
"Oh, right, you probably know him as Henry, or even Henry the Horror." Zeus replied.
Herobrine winced at his name. "Yeah, heh, no. I changed it. It's Herobrine."
"It doesn't matter what they call you." John said. "What matters is whether or not you'll accept my challenge, or if I'll have to do things the hard way."
"I don't know what kind of person that you are, John, but I will always accept a challenge." Herobrine called back.
"Well, it appears that's the only thing we have in common."
Herobrine looked him over, from his perfectly-styled blonde hair, to his ornate, gleaming chestplate and his iron leggings, to his silver sword. "I really hope it's the only thing. You look like you've been pulled out of a fairytale."
"And you look like you've been ripped out of a horror movie. "
Herobrine grinned, showing his pair of fangs. "Gee, thank you, I try."
At that moment, Zeus saw the only that the two brothers really had in common, psychically; the murderous look in their eyes.
"By the way," John smiled viciously, "respawn is off, thanks to Zeus. You die, Henry, you die for good."
"What?!" Ashley and Herobrine said at the same time. Ashley glanced at Zeus.
"Don't give me that look, it's fair." Zeus shrugged. "I don't pick favorites for a reason. Besides, the least I could do for John was either give him what he wants, him kill Herobrine or let Herobrine do the world a favor, Herobrine kill him."
Ashley stared into space, her eyes dazed, and tried a couple of commands, but she couldn't undo what an immortal had done. Respawn would permanently be off in any battle between John and Herobrine. And, as she sighed and told him, the vamp was on his own.
Herobrine glared at his half brother. "Fine by me." He flipped his sword around. "By the way, John, the name's Herobrine. Call me anything other than that, and I promise to make your death much more painful than it has to be."
John sneered. "Not afraid of you, Henry."
Herobrine shrugged and sprinkled black powder on his sword, and the said weapon began to make a quiet, low, humming sound. "Have it your way."
John narrowed his eyes. "What's that?"
"Believe me, you'll know it when you feel it."
Steve gasped. "Herobrine, is that...is that what I think it is?"
Herobrine grinned. "Yes, but are you able to...remember, the name of it?"
"Oh!" Steve gasped. "Herobrine, that's going a little far, don't you think?"
"No, I really don't."
"Right, right, sorry, I forgot who I was talking to for a moment." Steve shook his head. "Well, then, you, uh, you have fun with that."
John, getting annoyed of talking, charged towards Herobrine, and the battle began.
By the way. I'm going to put Father of Feathers, Sister of Saplings, Brother of Bedrock, and Mother of Minecraft all into the sequel that I'm gonna do, (whenever it is I do it,) so you at least get an idea of who or what they are.
And wow, that was one part for the last chapter, and it was ten thousand words long. And it was two pages of reviews. If I keep continuing like thus, I will have about three or four parts of the last interview before we're done with this story. M'kay, then, jeez. Gonna put this next part in caps and see how well people notice. NO MORE OCS WILL BE ACCEPTED AFTER NOW, EXCEPT FOR THE ONE XxTrianeraxX DID BUT THAT'S A DIFFERENT CASE. IF YOU WANT TO POST A REVIEW WITH MORE DARES OR QUESTIONS PLEASE FEEL FREE TO, BUT IT WILL BE A WHILE BEFORE I GET TO THEM BECAUSE I HAVE SIX MORE PAGES OF REVIEWS TO GO, AND EVERY PAGE IS 5,000 WORDS TO PUT INTO THE STORY, SO. PERSONALLY I RECOMMEND CALLING IT GOOD WITH REVIEWS, BUT HELL, DO WHAT YOU WANT. ALSO, YES, THE NEXT PARTS ARE COMING, BUT YA GUYS ARE GONNA HAVE TO BE PATIENT, I'M WORKING AS FAST AS I CAN, MKAY? MKAY.
Herobrine calls, with his ears plugged, "Ashley, I don't think you need the caps anymore!"
Oh. Right. Ahem. Yeah. So. Uh, bye.
-ihearthorses6000