Disclaimer: I don't own Hey Arnold or Total Drama.

"Hello. This is week one of the new season of Total Drama." Chris announced. "We have returning campers and new campers. Our new campers are Arnold, Phoebe, Curly, Stinky, Gerald, Harold, Eugene, Sid, Brainy, and Helga. Our returning campers are Sugar, Cody, Sierra, Courtney, Heather, Gwen, Duncan, Eva, Tyler, Leshawna, Lindsay, Scarlett, and Sky. Since we have a total of twenty-three contestants, we will have one team of eleven and one team of twelve. I will decide the teams.

"Team one will be Arnold, Curly, Gerald, Eugene, Cody, Courtney, Gwen, Eva, Leshawna, Sid, Brainy, and Scarlett.

"Team two will be Phoebe, Stinky, Harold, Sugar, Sierra, Heather, Duncan, Tyler, Lindsay, Helga, and Sky."

"I'm hungry." Harold announced. Heather and Eva were laughing at him.

"You will get to eat later."

"But I'm so hungry." The two girls started laughing harder.

"Moving on. Now for the names of the teams." Chris announced.

The two teams started talking over what they want the name of their teams to be.

"We have decided what we want to be." Sierra announced. "Team Chris is Really, Really…"

"That was a previous team. Please think again." Chris sighed.

"What about Boyfriend Stealer?" Courtney glared at Gwen.

"I've decided! I want us to be the Turkey Sandwiches!" Harold shouted and Chris did a face palm. "I'm sorry. I'm just really hungry, okay?"

"Team one could be Team Football Head."Helga stated.

"I'll decide. This episode isn't going anywhere. Team one will be the Possums and team two will be he Skunks." Chris sighed with an irritated expression.

Eva started laughing hysterically. "We have a contestant named Stinky on the Skunks team… OKAY! WHO STOLE MY PHONE?!"

"Now, for the first challenge. I have made a baseball field over on the other side of the island. You guys should know the rules to baseball."

Everyone nodded.

Arnold was the first up to bat, and Harold was the one to pitch. "Hey Arnold. Who taught you how to swing? Was it your grandpa?" Harold taunted and Arnold tightened his grip on the bat. "Just throw it." He mumbled.

Harold pitches the ball and Arnold swings.

"Home run!" Chris shouted. "Wow. What a hit."

The baseball hits the water off of the island and started to float back to shore. Chris picked it up and handed it back to Harold. "Next batter will be Cody."

Cody went up to base with the bat in his right hand. After standing in batting position, Harold got ready to pitch the ball. "Hey Cody. Is this your first time batting?" He taunted as he pitched the ball. Cody swung the bat, hitting the ball. The ball slammed right into Harold's nose, knocking him down to the ground.

Harold stood up. "In the next challenge you are going down, Cody."

"Leave him alone!" Sierra shouted.

A while later, the score was 10-0. "The game is now over because of mercy rule." Chris announced. "The next challenge will be a relay race."

"Here's the next challenge. We have twenty-three large bags of potatoes over there- one for each person on each team. Arnold will go first for the Possums and Phoebe will be first for the Skunks. The first one to get their bag to the finish line over there will win a point for their team." Chris shouted. "On your mark, get set… go."

The two contestants picked up their bags and schlepped to the finish line.

"It looks like the winner is Arnold." Chris announced. "Up next will be Curly and Stinky."

As soon as they started, Curly tripped and the potato bag busted- potatoes going in every direction. Stinky had only sipped on one of the potatoes, causing his bag to hit the ground and had the same thing happen as when Curly dropped his. Everyone was laughing, even Chris who couldn't keep himself from doing it. "I-I don't know if we should keep doing this challenge since we had two bags bust and they made such messes."

"I think we should Chris." Chef demanded. "We can't cut this show short just because of a mess."

"So, what are you implying?"

"I think they should have a competition. The team that picks up the most potatoes wins. How does that sound?"

"Fine, I guess. As long as we count it as part of the challenge, then we can do it."

"That sounds fine with me."

"Okay campers, you heard our conversation. Now get to work."

After the mess was cleaned up, the rest of the contestants went and the winners were Gerald, Sugar, Cody, Heather, Gwen, Tyler, Leshawna, Sid, and Sky.

"Okay so team one has won one point from baseball and six points from the relay race- which leaves them with seven points; team two had won four points from the relay race. That means that someone from team two will be eliminated today." Chris shouted.

"If we were going to elimination, I would make sure that Gwen would be voted off. She is such a horrible person for what she did to me. I actually thought that we were friends." Courtney sobbed. "Oh well, better luck next week."

"Alright… the votes are in. When I call your name, come up and take a chocolate bar. Sky… Lindsay… Duncan… Tyler… Phoebe… Harold… Sugar… Sierra… Heather… Duncan…

"We are down to our final chocolate bar and it will go to either Stinky or Helga.

"The final chocolate bar will go to…

"…

"…

"Stinky. Sorry Helga. That's what happens when you aren't nice to the other campers."

Helga only rolled her eyes and was taken over to the paddle boat.