Christmas Knight Chapter 3
Author's Note: Yay it's the new year! Happy 2015 to you all! Me and the Plot Bunnies were having a party hardy time. *Plot bunnies grin* Sorry if this is updated slow, as I was writing this my computer crashed and I lost everything, even my other fanfics i was writing! Dx But hey, shit happens right? Anyway I would like to thank Depp-Knight2000 for his awesome reviews. It's people like you that make me continue writing these stories.
(^3^) Anyway, on with the story!
Disclamer: You all know Knight Rider isn't mine so why ask? *eats a cookie*
Michael Knight was helping Bonnie Barstow and Devon Miles hang up some Christmas Lights around the main entrance of F.L.A.G. Well, more like doing all the work while they sit around doing nothing. Devon he could understand since he was old but at least he could get some help from Bonnie.
"Hey Bon! Mind helping me out here? I can't hang all these by the end of the day you know!" Bonnie looked up and giggled. Seeing him up there wrapped in lights reminded her of the Grinch. "You're doing good Michael! You don't need my help." "But this is alot of lights! Please Bon-bon?" "Nope! I'm not climbing up there in heels! Quit complaining, you're almost done!" Bonnie went back to talking to Devon about something while Michael sighed and continued nailing the lights everywhere. (Jeez, some help they are... I wonder how those two would like a firecracker in their stocking?) His thoughts were interrupted when he heard the sound of a Turbine engine approch. He smiled, his buddy KITT could help him with the rest of the lights. Using his Microjam he could move them all into the right spots. Michael turned around to see him but what he saw made his jaw drop. KITT was covered bumper to tailpipe with Christmas bows. There wasn't one spot on him that wasn't covered with a bow. Bonnie and Devon stared in shock at the Trans Am. KITT saw his friends faces and made a sound that sounded like laughter. Michael slid down the ladder and looked around his sentient friend. "KITT? What the hell happened to you?"
"SID happened. Peter taught him how to wrap presents and so decided to decorate me."
Bonnie walked up to KITT and pulled off the few bows blocking his scanner. "And where is SID?"
"Right here. Though you may not reconize him." KITT opened his door and out came a Christmas bow covered drone. SID beeped rapidly like he was laughing and stuck some bows on Bonnie and Devon's shoes. Even one on Michael's pants. Devon chuckled and shook his head. "Well he is excited about Christmas isn't he?" "A little too excited." Bonnie picked up the little drone and laughed. "SID what am I going to do with you?"
"Spray him with glitter and he'll be a moving ornament." Michael laughed at KITT's remark and took some of the bows off of him. "Wow KITT, it looks like -" "Don't say it Michael. I already look ridiculous thanks to SID." Michael kept laughing as he kept taking off more bows. SID saw him doing that and jumped out of Bonnie's arms and climbed up Michael's shoulder. He grabbed the bows and restuck them on KITT. "Hey SID! KITT doesn't want those on him." Said Michael. *Beep! Beep beep!* SID sounded a little ticked off and kept resticking the bows on his brother. Devon patted the little drone on the head. "Ah, Michael. SID just wants his brother to look nice for Christmas. Even if it's...a little odd." "Well... At least I can take a picture of him while he's like this." Michael took out his camera and snapped a few shots of the Trans Am. "Really Michael? Devon make him stop." He started laughing as Bonnie walked over and removed some bows from KITT's windshield. "Honestly SID, this may be funny but you're wasting these bows. We need them for the presents." SID snatched a bow from Bonnie's hand and made a whining sound. He said his brother looks cool with them on. "I know he does SID. You look nice too, but it's time to take these off." She kept removing the bows as Michael gave her a bag to put them in. SID started whining loudly, he didn't want the bows to be taken off yet. KITT made an electrionic sigh and started shaking a little, removing most of the bows as they fell to the ground. SID then started grabbing them and tried sticking them back on, but KITT stopped him. "No SID. I don't want these on me anymore. These bows are for the rest of the presents."
*BEEEP! BEEP BEEP!*
"What the? I'm not a brat you brat!"
*Beep beep!*
"I am not!"
*Beep.*
"Not!"
*Beep beep.*
"I am not! Stop calling me that!"
SID turned around and started shaking his rear end at him, beeping loudly. Aparrently he was mocking his brother at the moment. Devon shook his head as Michael held on to him, laughing his butt off at what he saw. "Devon this is too funny!" "I hardly believe that Michael..."
KITT had enough and blew some CO2 on SID, making the little drone run as bows started falling off of him. SID made a growling sound and stuck a bow on KITT's scanner, then saying something he knew would rile up his brother. *Beep! Beep beep Beeeeep!* KITT reved up his engine. He was getting mad now. "SID you little-! I am not a hunk of tin cans! You however are a annoying Christmas ball looking pest!" *Beep? Beep beep beep!* "What did you say?!" *Beep beep.* SID grinned inside his CPU as he fired off a tiny laser near KITT's tires while making all kinds of whistle and beeping sounds. He kept calling his older brother Tin Can Ornament. KITT retailiated by firing off one of his own at him, but the little drone dodged it with ease and started 'laughing' at him. "Oh, you think that's funny SID? Try this on for size!" KITT fired off another laser at his brother which hit him on his wing. SID didn't like that as his wings are sensitive and fired back. The Trans Am and the Spy Drone kept fighting each other as Michael at this point stopped laughing and watched the two sentient beings fight. Devon was going to say something to them but bonnie spoke up first.
"That is enough you two! I can't believe how you're acting! KITT and SID you two know better than to use your lasers on Foundation grounds!"
"Bonnie he started it!"
*Beep beep!*
"You did too SID! Quit making excuses!"
*Beep beep! Beep beep!*
"Bonnie SID's mocking me!"
Bonnie was getting fed up at this point and threatened the two A.I.'s "If you two don't stop this nonsense I'll just tell Santa to give you nothing but black coal!" They both stopped yelling at each other and looked at Bonnie. She was serious about it. SID ran up to her and hugged her leg while making a whining sound, saying he was sorry for using his laser. KITT drove up and gently nudged her leg, apologizing for his childish behavior also. Bonnie smiled and patted them both. "See? That wasn't so bad now was it?" Michael spoke up at this point. "Hey Bon? I know KITT can understand SID but how can you understand him?" Bonnie shrugged, picking up the little Drone and petting him. "I just can. Don't ask how because I don't even know myself." "Okay then. Man that was funny seeing these two fight."
"Well hopefully it won't happen again. The Foundation's Annual Christmas Party is in a week and I won't tolerate you two fighting. KITT and SID you two be on your best behavior.
"Yes Mr. Miles..." *Beep beep...* Devon smiled at them and petted KITT. "Now have you two figured out what you wanted for Christmas?" SID started beeping excitedly and wagged his tail, he was telling Bonnie what he wanted but he was 'talking' so fast she couldn't understand him. "SID calm down, I can't make out what you're saying." "He said that Peter was going to tell you what we wanted Bonnie." Said KITT. Michael leaned on the Trans Am and grinned. "Let me guess, a bright red Ferrari with a female AI for a girlfriend?" "Very funny Michael... I thought Peter told you all what we wanted. He didn't?" Devon shook his head. "He's working on one of our new supercomputers so it must've slipped his mind." "So tell us already." Bonnie was curious as to what her two 'children' wanted for Christmas. SID jumped out of her arms to sit on top of his brother as he backed up a little. Before he could say anything though, SID asked KITT a question, wondering if they would still accept them when they get their gifts. "SID I'm sure everyone here will still accept us. Remember, it's what we both want right?" SID beeped once, he was a little nervous about asking them which is why KITT asked first.
"What we want is to be in a Android body."
Everyone looked at them in shock. Except for Michael, who was smiling at them. "Wow! So you two want to be humans? That's great pal! I can teach you how to be true humans! How to dance, rock climb, pick up girls. hehe." KITT's scanner did a rolling motion, his way of rolling his eyes. But he was happy to hear his friend loved the idea. "I'm glad you like the idea Michael. But don't you even think about putting me up for any blind dates." His friend laughed. "No promises KITT." He turned to his two friends. "Hey Devon, Bonnie? What do you think of SID and KITT wanting Android bodies?" Devon was speechless and Bonnie slowly shook her head. They couldn't believe what they heard. Both of them being in Android bodies? Was that even possible? "K-KITT? Is this what you want? I thought you loved being in a car body..." "I do Bonnie. Two days ago SID told me that he wanted to be in a android body. After thinking about it, I'd like the chance to experience it too." SID opened his wings and flew towards his human friends, stopping in front of Bonnie. He had a serious look in his 'eyes' and wanted his gift to come true. Bonnie looked at him then at KITT as a thought crossed her mind. If they want to Transfer into Android bodies, they could know more about how humans live. But what if they want to stay that way permanently? What would happen if the bodies glitched out and ended up hurting them? "Um, Are you two sure about this?" SID nodded his head and KITT sped up his scanner. "Please Bonnie? Both of us really want this to happen." He continued to explain why he and his brother want their new bodies. Not only to know how humans live, but in missions they could switch between their bodies depending on the assignment. Plus it'll give SID the chance to speak like a human. Michael petted the little drone's head and said it's a good idea. Devon however was thinking about what will happen if the transfer fails. He couldn't afford F.L.A.G.'s two top A.I.'s to be hurt because something went wrong. "I don't know about this. The only company that I know of that make experimental Androids Is CyberTech Corperations in Japan. But what will you two do if the project fails? I personally don't want anything to go wrong if we choose to make this happen." Michael looked at his friends and frowned a little. "Devon are you saying you won't give them their gifts?" "Michael I'm not saying that. I'm just pointing out the possibility of what'll happen if something goes wrong. I don't want KITT and SID to suffer damage if we do go on with this."
Michael understood their doubts. But life is all about taking risks to him. He wasn't worried about it. He walked up and rubbed KITT's hood, making him lightly rev his engine in a purr-like way. "I'm sure nothing will happen. These guys have gone through all kinds of things and came out alright in the end." He looked at Bonnie who had a unsure expression. "What about you Bon? Don't you want to fulfill their wish? Come on it's Christmas after all!" Bonnie and Devon looked at each other as SID landed in Devon's arms. He started purring and beeped a few times. Letting everyone know he and his big brother are going to be fine. "Couldn't have said it better SID." KITT moved closer to them and lightly bumped Bonnie's leg. "You two know me. I never ask for anything unless it's important, and me and my baby brother wanting this is Important. Please?" The technician sighed and smiled. What was she worrying about? These are her 'kids' after all. And if they want something like being in an Android body then so be it. "Sure KITT. You and SID will get your presents soon I hope. But it's up to Devon to approve it." Bonnie, Michael, SID and KITT looked at Devon. The old man sighed and shook his head, muttering something about how spoiled they were. "Oh fine then. SID and KITT will have their wish come true. I don't want to be the Christmas Scrouge now." SID beeped happily and started flying in the air, doing all kinds of twists and turns. KITT opened and shut his doors repeatly. He was also happy because not only was both of them getting their presents, they had a chance to be human. He was more happy for SID because it's his first present. He felt proud to be his big brother, even though sometimes the little Drone got on his nerves. "Thank you so much Devon and Bonnie! SID we're getting our humanoid bodies soon!" SID flew down and landed on KITT's hood, beeping and whistling excitedly. Everyone laughed at how silly they looked at the moment. "So when are they going to get them? I want to show KITT and SID how to do all kinds of things." Asked Michael.
"I'll call CyberTech Corperations Tomorrow. I know someone there that owes me a favor. Now if you all excuse me, I need to prepare for the Foundation's Christmas Party." He waved at them and walked back to his main office. Bonnie walked towards SID and kissed him on his head, which made him giggle and hug his 'mother'. "I am curious to see what they'll look like as humans. And Michael?" "Yeah?" "I don't want KITT coming home drunk or anything." Michael pretended to be offended by that remark. "Oh Bonbon! How dare you accuse me of such a thing! I shalt never do that. Haha!" "Bonnie I will be on my best beheavior. Unlike some people I know..." KITT opened his door and lightly pushed Michael. "Hey! I'm ALWAYS on my best beheavior, aren't I?" KITT made a sound that sounded like laughing and Bonnie rolled her eyes. SID didn't get the joke and tilted his head. "Okay enough playing around. SID you can help me pick up all these bows and Michael, you still have lights to finish setting up."
"Can't KITT help me? Buddy you can use your Microjam to move the lights right?" "Sorry Michael. You're on your own." KITT drove backwards and shifted his tires a little to lean on his shocks. His version of laying down. "Really? How about you SID?" SID looked at him and flew over to stick a bow on his head. He giggled and went back to helping Bonnie pick up the bows while she laughed. "Better hurry Knight! Those lights won't hang themselves you know!" Michael groaned and headed towards the ladder. "Great... Better get this over with..."
Author's Note: Sorry again for the late update. I'm getting over the flu so puntuation might not be good. Ugh. Read and Review please! *wraps in a blankie and sips tea*