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APOV

A very annoying high-pitched voice interrupted us.

"Lucky, honey! Open the door for your Roger!" Roger shouted at Bella.

Edward looked angry, then hurt and sort of understanding. "Who is this Roger?" he whispered to Bella.

Bella was giggling. What an opportune time for Roger to come in.

I replied for her. "He is a very annoying stalker that Bella has accumulated."

It was hilarious how Roger was here, at this time. I could just see what was going to happen to him, but Edward was undecided yet.

"Edward, hide! When the time is right, come out, and we'll scare the daylights out of him!" Bella whispered.

Edward dove under the bed, and I followed him.

"Lucky! Come on!" Roger shouted some more.

"I'm coming, dear!" Bella said, fakely sweet.

She opened the door to a surprised Roger.

"Well, Roger, sweetie-pie, how was your day?" Bella asked, and I could see the laughter behind her eyes.

Roger looked bewildered that Bella was being nice to him. He shrugged it off.

Edward was angrily whispering to me. "He's thinking about how Bella has finally come to her senses and realized he likes her."

I had to work hard to hold off the laughter that was building up inside. It was laughter at Roger's stupidity, his lack of sense, this whole situation. My whole life. Close to hysteria. Everything was just so dreary then I get hit with something funny, BAM! Everything just seems…strange, and somehow funny.

Bella sat down on the bed, and patted the place beside her, motioning for Roger to come join her.

He sat down next to Roger, a little too close to her. I could see her shift away a few millimeters.

"You know, Roger, I've thought it over." Bella explained.

"Roger's thoughts are getting wild right now," Edward told me.

"Well, Roger, you know why I was so unhappy when I first met you?"

Roger shook his head, his eyes looking wide and innocent.

"About one hundred years ago, I liked this one person. To me, he was perfect in every way. But then he left, and I became depressed."

"I can make you happy again, baby," Roger said as he slid closer to Bella, his lips comically puckered up.

Bella pushed his face away with her hand, so he ended up kissing I instead.

"Well, not yet. Let me continue my story. Then, as you know, I joined the Volturi. I met you. You are nothing like the guy I liked 100 years ago, and I was annoyed t first, But now --"

"But now you realize that we were supposed to be together?" Roger interrupted as he leaned in close again, putting his hands on Bella again.

This was the moment.

Edward rose from under the bed, behind Roger.

"But now she knows that I have come back," Edward said.

Roger literally jumped three feet in the air.

He slowly turned around, a look of pure fright on his face. Though he was bigger than even Emmett, Edward made him seem puny in comparison.

"And now she is mine once again, so I recommend that you run away right now before I rip you apart limb by limb," Edward threatened.

He made a big show to walk confidently over to Bella and wrap an arm around her, pulling her away from Roger.

"After all these years, I have learned my lesson. That Lucky and I belong together, and we forever will be united." Edward concluded

And with that, Edward swept Bella off the ground and his lips met hers intensely, in a way like from the old books and movies in which the main character meets the true love of their life again. Bella wrapped her arms around him, her feet dangling off the floor, returning the kiss with the same intensity.

All the way from my hiding place, I could feel all the light they were giving off, shedding on everyone in the room, in the castle, in the city, in the world.

There was no other place where one could find so much pain and such deep love.

When their lips finally parted, Bella looked up at Edward with just this look in her eyes, the look that would last forever. Their look took a stab at my dead heart.

I was so preoccupied with them that I only afterwards did I notice that Roger was gone. His place on the bed was empty, with the look as if someone had left so fast, the blankets had been whirled off the bed in the speed. I could faintly hear some screaming in the distance, sounding like someone was truly scared.

I laughed and came out from my hiding place.

"Good job, that was dramatic!" I congradulated them.

"But the best part is that we weren't even acting," Edward said, his voice full of joy.

He looked at Bella again with such love and emotion. Such wonder. Such joy.

It hurt me too much. I left the room with a aching longing in my heart. I couldn't take any more.

Poor Alice.

Roger is over. I hated him.

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