Welcome to the Random Room! Buckle your seatbelts, folks. It's fourth-wall-breaking time. And I dedicate this chapter to Reevee21 because this story was inspired by her story, What Goes Down in the PC. If you like my story, be sure to read hers as well!

I don't own Pokémon, and enjoy!

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"Whaaaaauuugghhhhh!"

"Loooooooook oooooouuuut beeelooooowwww!"

It was just a plain old empty room. Then a hole opened in the ceiling and a Glaceon fell out.

"Oof!" Glaceon muttered.

Then an Umbreon fell on top of her.

"Ow!" Glaceon yelped. "Ya really have to do that, author?!"

...yes.

"It's fine, Glaceon." Umbreon eased. He shot a glare at me.

Well, geez, I'm sorry! I wanted to start off this story with a bang.

Suddenly, a cannon went off out of nowhere.

Glaceon rolled her eyes. "Seriously? That wasn't funny."

Yes it was!

"No," Umbreon argued. "It wasn't."

Fine, whatever. Should we get on with this? Don't answer that. Yes we should.

"Okay, well, I thought we needed some more - " Glaceon began, before being interrupted by a loud roar. That's when Charizard landed square in the center of the floor, startling Glaceon and Umbreon out of their minds.

" - Pokémon?" Glaceon finished, her voice barely a squeak.

"You wanted me? Here I am! The great and almighty CHARIZARD!" Charizard roared, showing off his muscles.

Then Dragonite landed next to him and began showing off her own muscles. "But if you want real power, you're asking for DRAGONITE!" She countered, just as loud as Charizard.

Charizard shot a glare at Dragonite. Dragonite shot a glare right back. Glaceon and Umbreon, meanwhile, swallowed nervously.

This is going to be hectic, they were both thinking. Very hectic indeed.

Then the hole in the ceiling opened again, and Chikorita and Cyndaquil dropped onto Charizard's and Dragonite's heads, respectively.

"HEY!" Both Charizard and Dragonite roared. They sure like to roar a lot.

"OF COURSE WE LIKE TO ROAR A LOT! WE'RE CHARIZARD AND DRAGONITE!" Charizard and Dragonite yelled. Sorry, roared.

Chikorita and Cyndaquil giggled. They hopped off Charizard's and Dragonite's heads. Glaceon and Umbreon glanced at each other.

Oh, by the way, they're siblings.

Umbreon pointed to the above sentence. "Make sure you remember that, ' kay? Someone once mistook us for boyfriend and girlfriend..."

Glaceon shuddered. "Umbreon? My boyfriend? I can't imagine."

Well, it wouldn't be that bad, would it? Those two would make a cute couple. If they weren't related.

"STOP IT, AUTHOR!" Glaceon and Umbreon shouted at the same time.

You guys, it's Kit! Just call me Kit!

"Okay. Stop it, Kit." Umbreon replied sarcastically.

Then the hole in the ceiling opened again and eight more Pokémon dropped out of it.

Butterfree.

Lopunny.

Shuppet.

Ambipom.

Staravia.

Piplup.

Oshawott.

And... Meloetta.

"Oh, no..." Glaceon moaned. "Not this group..."

"What, you've met these guys before?" Umbreon inquired, clearly confuzzled. "And 'confuzzled' is not a word, Kit. See? It has one of those squiggly red lines under it!"

I don't care, Umbreon. You're confuzzled anyway, so deal with it.

"Well, no. I haven't met these Pokémon before." Glaceon responded. "But just scroll up and read that list one more time..." She shuddered. "We're in for one heck of a roller coaster ride."

Ooh, roller coaster ride... good idea, Glaceon! I'll have to add one in a couple chapters or so!

"Stop giving her ideas!" Chikorita jumped in.

"Yeah. This story is going to be hectic as it is!" Cyndaquil added.

"Do you have any cookies?" Chikorita suddenly asked.

"Make that burnt cookies," Cyndaquil corrected.

"Or seashell flavor cookies!" Oshawott piped up. "Wait... do those exist...?"

"Naw, but bubble flavor cookies do." Piplup replied haughtily.

The ceiling opened up again and fourteen cookies fell into the room.

"YAY!" The fourteen Pokémon shouted. Each Pokémon grabbed a cookie. Cyndaquil used Flamethrower on hers. Chikorita just ate hers. Oshawott grabbed seaweed out of Nowhere and used it as a topping on his. Piplup used Bubblebeam on his. Charizard snapped his in half with his mighty muscles. Dragonite snapped hers into fourths with HER mighty muscles. And all the other Pokémon personalized their own cookies as well.

After Glaceon finished her delicious frozen cookie, she noticed a button on the ground in the corner. "Hey, what's that?" She inquired, padding over to it.

It was labeled: FOURTH WALL BREAKING SYSTEM.

"YAY! Let's press it!" Chikorita squealed. "Yay! Yay! Yay!"

Umbreon frowned. "Wait, hold up, hold up. That makes NO sense. Why would we need to press this button? We've already been breaking the fourth wall this whole chapter!" He protested.

"We have?" Meloetta blinked, clearly surprised.

"Yes, actually. Just go up and re-read the whole chapter again..." Staravia agreed.

"You're right!" Meloetta gasped, not noticing Piplup and Oshawott, who were going googly-eyed over her. And they say boys are oblivious!

"I am not oblivious! I'm just pretending not to notice so they'll keep trying to flirt with me!" Meloetta hissed.

Oh, sorry, Meloetta.

Surprisingly, Piplup and Oshawott didn't even hear Meloetta say that. Okay, boys ARE oblivious.

"Just press it already, somebody!" Charizard roared.

"Yeah!" Dragonite roared.

"I'll do it!" Shuppet piped up. He floated over to the button. "Oh, wait. I don't have arms."

Ambipom facepalmed with one of his tails. "Fine. Let me do it."

Ambipom slapped the button with one of his tails.

Nothing happened.

He pressed it again.

And again.

And again.

PRESS PRESS PRESS PRESS PRESS PRESS PRESS PRESS PRESS PRESS PRESS PRESS PRESS PRESS PRESS -

"Okay, enough sound effects, Kit." Charizard interrupted dryly. "Looks like the button doesn't do any - "

Suddenly, a thousand rainbow tie-dye balloons randomly popped out of a purple vortex and burst into sunflower seeds. The seeds sprouted into polka-dot sunflowers and then transformed into clouds. The clouds poured out snow and pixie dust, so all the Pokémon started to float and were covered in snow. Then the snow melted and flooded the little room so it was a swimming pool. Then the pixie dust made the water disappear. Then a black-haired teenaged boy with an orange shirt appeared.

"Hello author!" The boy said. "My name is Percy Jackson!" Then he disappeared. Then the High School Musical characters jumped out of the hole in the ceiling and sang "We're All in This Together" and the fourteen Pokémon joined in. Then it started snowing again. Then Lopunny erased that sentence so it wasn't anymore. Then I put it back in. Then Butterfree erased it. Then it was beautiful and sunny. Then all the characters sang "Somewhere over the Rainbow" with Dorothy as they watched the Wizard of Oz.

How's that for breaking the fourth wall and being utterly random all at the same time?

"That's pretty good. Hey, wherever we are, I think this place needs a name." Butterfree piped up.

"How about the Random Room?" Cyndaquil suggested.

"Okay, it's decided!" Lopunny said cheerfully. "The Random Room it is!"

All the Pokémon cheered.

HEY! AS AUTHOR, I AND I ALONE AM ALLOWED TO NAME THINGS IN THIS STORY!

We're going to call it... the Random Room. :D

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Me: Wow! I can't believe it! The first chapter of my new fic is up!

Gary: Hi.

Me: OHMYARCEUSGARYWHEREDIDYOUCOMEFROMYOUARESOAWESOME!

Gary: Um...

Cutemon: Hi, as well.

Me: Hi Cutemon! Did you see Gary? Did you? He's awesome! TOTALLY AWESOME!

Cutemon: Um... okay?

Me: Well, thanks for reading this chapter! We're enjoying it up here on the narrating platform!

Gary: You betcha we are!

Everyone: PLEASE REVIEWWWWW!