The Random Room! (fourth wall breaking!)

by ChocoChipKitty

Fourteen Pokemon have suddenly dropped into a room. There's a button in the corner: "FOURTH WALL BREAKING SYSTEM." Things are gonna get hectic! Cookies, roller coasters, rivalries, epic journeys into the wilderness, weird interviews, PJO, adventures on the narrating platform... yes, hectic indeed! Inspired by What Goes Down in the PC by Reevee21! ((HIATUS... sorry guys...))

2. What is Nowhere?

First of all, I'd like to thank none other than Reevee21 for giving this story its first review! You rock, Reevee!

And next, I would like to introduce the official narrators of this story, who will be enjoying life up on the narrating platform:

Me (well, duh)

Gary Oak

Cutemon

Annabeth Chase

...and Link!

Aaaaannnd, one more thing. I run a FanFiction image service! Cover images, profile pics, whatever ya want, I can draw it! Any characters you want! See my profile for details.

Anyhow, I don't own Pokémon. Enjoy this chapter!

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Shuppet sat on the floor of the room, munching a levitating cookie. Yes, Shuppet's cookie was levitating. Don't ask ME how.

Shuppet pointed to the above sentence with his little head-pointy-thing because he had no hands. "I'm not sitting, Kit. I'm floating. In the air."

I scowled and tugged my bangs. Be quiet and let me type, Shuppet.

Hey, wait a minute... where did you get that cookie?! I didn't give it to you!

"Um." Shuppet twiddled his thumbs. "Oh, and I don't have thumbs, so I can't twiddle them."

Cyndaquil padded over to Shuppet. "Hiya there Shuppie-boy. Where'd ya get the cookie?"

Shuppet sighed dramatically. "Weellllll..."

"...Well?" Cyndaquil prompted.

"Well, I pulled it out of Nowhere." Shuppet replied.

"Out of nowhere?" Cyndaquil asked, as she was clearly confuzzled by this.

"CONFUZZLED IS NOT A WORD!" Umbreon yelled from somewhere. Annoyed, I smacked him into next chapter, so he won't bother us anymore this chapter.

"...anyway, I meant out of Nowhere, with a capital N," Shuppet corrected. "That's where I got my cookie."

"What is Nowhere?" Cyndaquil cocked her head. She still didn't get it.

"Nowhere is the place that I got my seaweed from last chapter!" Oshawott jumped in.

I went back read the last chapter, just to be sure. Oh yeah... there it is! Hmm. Why would there be seaweed in the middle of Nowhere?

"And it's the place I pull out random bouquets of roses to offer to Meloetta!" Piplup added.

I frowned and pulled up the Black and White episode, "Expedition to Onix Island!" Oh, I see it! There it is! Who put roses in the middle of Nowhere?

"No, I get MY roses from Nowhere!" Oshawott argued.

"You mean I get MINE!" Piplup shot back.

"MINE!"

"MINE!"

"MINE!"

"MINE!"

"Guys, seriously!" Charizard interrupted from nearby, where he was having an arm-wrestling contest with Dragonite. "I'm getting tired of reading all of those 'MINE's!"

"Yeah." Shuppet agreed. "And anyhow, why were you two using MY Nowhere?"

"Nowhere is... yours?" Cyndaquil asked Shuppet. She was still confuzzled.

"..." said the absence of Umbreon, who would have jumped in and corrected me about confuzzledness. IN YOUR FACE, UMBREON! YOU GOT SMACKED INTO NEXT CHAPTER!

The absence of Umbreon rolled his eyes.

Cyndaquil was still having trouble following the conversation. Then she reached out, grabbed a mallet out of Nowhere, and whacked Shuppet, Piplup, and Oshawott senseless with it. Cyndaquil smirked. "That's better."

Yes, excellent job, Cyndaquil!

Cyndaquil took a bow. "Why, thank you, Kit!" Then she thrust the mallet back into Nowhere. "Guess I figured out what Nowhere is, after all."

Meanwhile, in a place called Cerulean City...

Misty Waterflower reached into Nowhere to get her mallet so she could whack Ash upside the head... but it wasn't there! Frustrated, Misty leaned into Nowhere and began rummaging through its many contents. Where was her hammer?!

Then it hit her in the head with a clonk. Cyndaquil was finished with it. Not that Misty knew anything about Cyndaquil "borrowing" her mallet.

Meanwhile, a young Japanese-American girl with her shining black hair in two buns was busily putting together a roller coaster.

"HEY!" Chikorita yelped. "I TOLD YOU NOT TO GIVE HER IDEAS, GLACEON!"

Glaceon winced. "Sorry..."

...

Cutemon: Yay!

Gary: Why do ya gotta say "yay" all the time, Cutemon?

Cutemon: Because I can! Yay!

Link: HIYAH! *swings sword at Gary*

Me: Gary! Link, stop it! Save the sword for when you're in-game!

Link: Awww...

Annabeth: These people are weird. What's that, a talking pink rabbit with headphones?!

Me: If you're gonna hang around with us, Annabeth, you've got lotsa stuff to learn... anyway, don't forget to review, follow, and favorite! And review! Did I say that already? I LOVE REVIEWS!

Link: SHE LOVES REVIEWS! HIYAH! *swings sword*

Everyone: LINK!