Annabeth: Hi. Welcome to this third extremely weird and random chapter of... what was this story called again...? Oh, yeah! The Random Room!
Gary: Yeah. Anyway, Kit doesn't own Pokémon. She DOES, however, own all her OCs. All of them. 'Cause they're awesome.
Me: NOOOO, YOU'RE THE AWESOME ONE, GARYYYYY!
Gary: ...?
Cutemon: And guess what? Reevee21 added a Thanksgiving Special to WGDitPC! So high five/high paw/high wing/high tail for that!
Me: High... tail?
Cutemon: We have an Ambipom in this story, do we not?
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Chikorita gasped when she saw the roller coaster.
Then she yelled at the top of her lungs.
"GLACEON! THERE IS A ROLLER COASTER IN HERE!"
Glaceon lifted her head from where she was sleeping in the corner of the room. Then her eyes widened. "Oh my Arceus..."
GLACEON! LANGUAGE! That sentence up there is not very nice!
"Whaaat? I just said 'Oh my - "
Don't, Glaceon. Just don't.
"Fine." Glaceon rolled her eyes. Then she turned her attention back to the roller coaster. "Oooo - kay... this was my fault, wasn't it...?"
"Yes. Great job putting the idea into her head in the first chapter." Ambipom nodded from the ceiling, where he was munching on a cookie. Wait a minute, where did he get a cookie from?!
"From the middle of Nowhere. Shuppet explained that last chapter, remember?" Ambipom reminded the wonderful readers. The readers all nodded because yes, they did remember.
"WHY ARE YOU USING MY NOWHERE?!" A voice roared. It was probably Charizard or Dragonite. Those two roar a lot -
"NO, IT WAS NOT EITHER OF THOSE TWO! IT WAS ME!" Shuppet roared again as he stomped out from the closet. Wait, we had a closet in here?!
"Yes, we had a closet. And Shuppet can't stomp. He doesn't have feet." Umbreon piped up. He was obviously confuzzled about -
"CONFUZZLED. IS. NOT. A. WORD." Umbreon said darkly. Maybe I should have smacked him TWO chapters further, and not just one. Well, I can always smack him again. Right?
"Wrong!" Glaceon jumped in front of her brother. Call it being overprotective. "Now can we just focus on the... situation... we've got now?" She gestured to the roller coaster.
"How'd it even git here?" Butterfree inquired lazily, and with a southern belle drawl nonetheless. "Ah mean, it's nawt like we've gawt some roller coaster engineerin' chick just hangin' around..."
"Hi there!" A perky voice piped up. Out from behind the roller coaster stepped a girl with shining black hair in two buns and sapphire blue eyes. There was an ice cream cone in her hand. "I'm Ana Marie, your friendly neighborhood roller coaster engineerin' chick and fixer upper person!"
Butterfree gaped at the sentence above. "Well, ah'll be darned..."
"Ana Marie you say? Well, I would like to welcome you to our humble... um... room! Call it the Random Room! Would you care for the all-day tour?" Lopunny said with flourish. Ambipom facepalmed with one of his tails.
"Uh... I think Ana can do without the all-day tour..." Ambipom interrupted.
"No interrupting!" Lopunny snapped.
"I didn't interrupt!" Ambipom cried innocently.
"Yes you did. See that sentence there? It says you interrupted."
"Oh... erm, sorry..?" Ambipom mumbled sheepishly. He stepped backwards, only to trip back into the roller coaster car. "GAH!" He cried as the ride started.
The ride started slow but abruptly sped up, flashing through dozens of loop-de-loop's, 90 degree drops, twists, turns, and even jumps.
"WAAAUUUU-AAAUUUGGGGHHHH-AGGGHHHHHH-AUUUGGHHHHHH!" Ambipom shrieked.
"Stop... screaming... like... a... BANSHEE... Ambipom!" Everyone yelped.
Then the ride abruptly stopped, and Ambipom leaped out of there as fast as he could and hid,.shaking, behind a surprised and confuzzled Staravia.
"CONFUZZLED IS NOT A - "
Shut up, Umbreon.
Ana Marie, meanwhile, watched the whole scene with a giddy expression and took several licks of her ice cream cone. "Boy, that was exciting! You guys sure are neat! I'll have to get Kit to let me in here more often!"
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Well, there's the third chapter! Poor Ambipom...
Link: Whaddaya mean, "Poor Ambipom"?! That ride looks AWESOME!
Annabeth: DUDE! WAIT! *grabs Link*
Gary: *helping to restrain Link* He... sure reminds me... of... another guy... I know!
Annabeth: *still restraining Link* That's... funny. Me... too!
Me: Link, you can't ride the roller coaster now. The chapter's over!
Link: *pouting* Aww...
Cutemon: Reevee likes to say this... hmm, maybe I will too... okay, I will! HUG AN EEVEE, GUYS!
Me: Yeah! And REVIEW! Do that, too! I love reviews!
Cutemon: YAAAAYYYY!
