CHAPTER FOUR

Polka-Dots

Annabeth: Polka-dots? Ohhh great. This'll be interesting.

Interesting? Oh, Annabeth, what an understatement!

…

Glaceon frowned at the roller coaster. She was still wondering how Ana had managed to build it in less than a day. Glaceon was somewhat sane, unlike a certain Shuppet whom we all know, and this random roller coaster appearance still made NO SENSE to her. Eh. I guess that doesn't matter—Glaceon'll lose her sanity too, eventually.

"Who says I'll lose my sanity?!" Glaceon growled at me.

Suddenly, the ceiling of the Room opened up (again) and a bunch of polka dots spilled out. Glaceon's eyes widened.

Oh, did I mention she's obsessed with polka dots?

"OH MY ARCEUS POLKA DOTS POLKA DOTS POLKA DOTS EVERYWHERE! WOOOOO HOOOOOOO!" Glaceon whooped as she played and splashed in the polka dots. Soon, she was completely polka-dotted! The polka-dotted Glaceon starting to race about the Room, slapping polka dots all over the walls, ceiling, floors, and—

Hey, wait a minute! Where'd all the other Pokémon go?!

"Hey, wait a minute! Where'd all the other Pokémon go?!" Glaceon yelped, echoing my line. Ahem. Glaceon. I think maybe I COPYRIGHTED that. (Or maybe I didn't, and I'm just saying that so you won't steal my lines, but you'll never know about that.)

"We know now," Lopunny announced, pulling a laptop from out of Nowhere and reading this story off of it.

"Hey! MY LAPTOP!" Staravia screeched, and dive-bombed Lopunny to grab the laptop.

"Hey! MY NOWHERE!" Shuppet screeched as well. Wait a minute, all the other Pokémon just came back!

"Wait a minute, all the other Pokémon just came back!" Glaceon gasped. SHE COPIED MY LINE AGAIN!

"Oh, we were just hanging out in the Room Next Door. It's Next Door to our Room," Butterfree drawled nonchalantly. How can a Pokémon drawl nonchalantly? How can anyone drawl nonchalantly? I'm kind of confuzzled about this—

"CONFUZZLED IS NOT A WORD!" UMBREON YELLED OH DANG HOLD ON CAPS LOCK GOT STUCK DANG IT I CAN'T GET IT OFf oh wait, that's better. Anyway, where were we?

"I was telling you CONFUZZLED IS NOT A WORD," Umbreon replied very impatiently. I almost smacked him into Nowhere, but got distracted by Glaceon… wait, what's Glaceon doing…?!

"POLKA DOT! POLKA DOT!" Glaceon squealed, slapping polka dots on all the other Pokémon. Soon, everyone was completely covered in polka dots. Including me. Wait, what?!

"Look at Kit! She's polka-dotted!" Cyndaquil gasped. The other Pokémon gasped as well. Then Chikorita started singing "Happy" by Pharell (Is that how you spell his name? "No." Thank you, Umbreon, for once again being the pessimist here.) and bouncing around everywhere.

"I'm… polka dotted…" I gasped as well. "I'm a… a polka-dot Kit! A POLKA-KIT!"

Meanwhile, Glaceon was humming the Polka-Dot Anthem (Does that exist? "No." Thank you again, Umbreon.) and continuing to slap polka-dots everywhere.

I told you she'd lose her sanity.

…

Well, there you have it! Glaceon is officially insane!

Glaceon: Polka-dots… hee hee…

Link: Polka-dots?! Those sound cool. Can I have some? Am I allowed to hit them with my sword?

Annabeth: More and more, you remind me of Percy, you know.

Gary: Percy? He reminds ME of ASH.

Annabeth: Tell me about this 'Ash', my fellow somewhat-sane person…

Oh no! We're still somewhat sane?! NOOOOO! Don't worry, I'll fix that next chapter. Hee hee. :D Well, I hope you enjoyed! See you next chapter!

Cutemon: HUG YOUR EEVEE! DON'T KILL ME REEV!