CHAPTER SEVEN: Trigger Happy
Hi guys! I know, it has been WAY too long, but I'm back at last. I think I'm going to try to come up with an update schedule of some sort, just so that I don't end up leaving this fic in the dust for three weeks again, as I have done a few times in the past...
Well, on with the story, I guess?
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"Trigger happy?" Glaceon frowned, glancing uncertainly up at the title. "What exactly do you mean by that...?"
Duh. I mean someone's going to get trigger happy.
"That sounds... dangerous..." Cyndaquil looked around worriedly. "Will we die?"
"Naw, hedgehog. We ain't allowed t' die. This 'ere fic is only rated K+, remember?" Ambipom replied as he hung from the ceiling and munching on a cookie. Wait, has he suddenly developed a... country accent? And did he just call Cyndaquil a hedgehog?!
"Hedgehog?!" Cyndaquil was appalled and greatly offended. Ooh, I used big words.
"Yeah, yeah, we get it, you made it past kindergarten and you can use big words now." Kirlia, aka the Pokémon Next Door, rolled her yes. "But hey... where did that accent come from...?! And wait, why am I now the Pokémon Next Door?"
Because you came from the from next door, duh! Pinkdogtags came up with it. Why don't we call you PND for short?
"No!" PND complained. "HEY! FIX MY NAME!"
No can do, PND! Anyway... back to the subject of that cookie - HOLD ON! Where'd Ambipom even GET it from?!
"AMBIPOM!" I yelled, grabbing Link's sword and using it to chop a hole in the narrating platform. I then proceeded to jump down through it, landing in the Room.
"Hey!" Link yelped. "My sword!"
I ignored him. ^.^
"Okay, Mr. Pom, fess up. Where'd you get the cookie?" I seethed. Meanwhile, Link was seething because I stole his sword. I continued to ignore him. ^.^ He seethed some more. ^.^
"Jeez, Kit, no need to get all worked up! I just pulled it out of Nowhere! That's all!" Ambipom said quickly, as I was now all-in-his-face about the cookie, because he was defying my magic author powers... oh boy, here comes Shuppet yelling at Ambipom about his Nowhere...
There was a pause.
It was quite a looooooooooonnnnng pause.
Okay, that's it. The pause is over. Someone, break the silence already!
"...seriously?! No one? Fine then." I huffed. "I'll break the silence. WHERE IS SHUPPET?"
Everybody frowned. By now, Shuppet would've gotten all mad and yelled about how Nowhere belonged to HIM, and Ambipom shouldn't have been using it. But Shuppet had mysteriously disappeared.
Glaceon was pawing the ground nervously. "I have a feeling this won't end well."
"Considering the title, no, it won't," Meloetta agreed.
Piplup and Oshawott looked at each other, clearly worried.
"Oh no!" Chikorita squealed. "Shuppet's gonna do something insane! Involving the roller coaster!"
Umbreon's eyes widened in terror. Then he frowned in confuzzlement. "Wait, what makes you say that? And, Kit - "
He was interrupted by Chikorita, who was bouncing up and down. "Because! I! See! Him! Getting! Into! The! Roller! Coaster! Right! Now!"
Slowly, everyone turned to the roller coaster.
Shuppet was climbing into the roller coaster car, a giddy (and somewhat maniacal) grin plastered all over his face, while he held a Wii gun using telepathy.
"Oh, Arceus." Meloetta began to baaaaaaccckk awaaaaayyyyy sloowwwwlllyyyyy.
MELOETTA! LANGUAGE!
"Okay, okay, geez!" Meloetta huffed. "And wait, hold on, how are you narrating again! I thought you came down here off of the narrating platform and - " Meloetta stopped short when she saw that I wasn't where I had been standing a moment before. "Hey!"
Yep, I just used my magical author powers and now I'm back up here on the narrating platform.
Link sighed with relief. "And I've got my sword back."
Annabeth sighed with relief. "Wait, no I didn't. Why would I be sighing with relief, anyway?"
Cutemon folded her arms. "Kit said you sighed with relief. Therefore, you sighed with relief. Find something to be relieved about, and fast!"
"Um, okay. I'm relieved Percy isn't here." Annabeth amended.
And why is that, my dear?
"Don't call me that. And it's because if he WAS here, he'd lose his sanity." Annabeth replied nonchalantly.
"Too late!" Piplup shouted up to the narrating platform. He was messing around with a laptop, and also reading WGDitPC. "He's in Reevee's story, and he seems pretty insane to me."
Annabeth groaned.
Then Glaceon screamed.
Hmm, I wonder why she was screaming?
"Because SHUPPET HAS GONE TRIGGER HAAAAAAAPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYY!" Glaceon shrieked.
Everyone else screamed and dived for cover. Meanwhile, Shuppet was cackling like a maniac as he whizzed around on the roller coaster and shot lightning bolts out of his Wii gun.
Will the rest of the Random Room crew survive? Stay tuned to find out!
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I doubt this will end well.
Link: I'm with you on that one, Kit. *polishes sword*
Annabeth: Since when do you polish your sword?
Link: *shrugs* Since I felt like it. And besides, even if I did, you wouldn't know, Miss Demigod.
Annabeth: HEY! Just because my mom is Athena doesn't mean I can't play on a DS! ...that didn't even make sense. Whatever! I have played my share of Zelda games, Mister Hero of Trains!
Cutemon: *pouts* He's the hero of EVERYTHING. Give someone else a chance, will you, Link?
Link: Hey, it's not my fault I'm strikingly cute and a perfect candidate for being a hero and the main character of all my games!
Gary: You're starting to sound like me...
ANYWAY! Thank you to pinkdogtags for PND's new nickname ("It's Kirlia!" Nope, sorry.), I'll see y'all next chapter, and don't forget to hug your -
Everyone, including all of the Pokémon: NOOOOOO!
- PIKACHU!
(Wow. This was the first chapter without a grammar-related comment from Umbreon, wasn't it? A new record. ^.^)
Umbreon: That's because you interrupted me halfway through my comment, Kit. =.= Why don't I finish that comment now, actually? Kit, must I remind you that -
*ends chapter*
IN YO FACE, UMBREON! And my dear readers - bye for now! ~